The Saga - Ghosts

If you missed the previous installments of this saga:

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6

So on with the next installment that makes the fact that Bobby Ewing was in the shower for a whole season of Dallas look like a great plot after all - the saga continues.

With Amy Sampson dead, and the police having many unanswered questions, Mo is totally aware that the last 6 months have all been borrowed time as an international manhunt has continued.

The sound from the television all of a sudden seemed familiar. Looking up Mo saw her name on the bottom of the screen. Anderson Cooper continued to speak: "After 6 months police across the world still seem unable to capture Monique Van Boxtel. She is wanted in connection with at least 2 murders and the attempted assassination of Michael Jackson in June. Inspector Andy Cole, of Interpol, will be with us after the break."

A single tear rolled down her cheek as Mo once again looked at her laptop screen. The annoying voice from AOL announced: "You've got femail." The lesbian joke still brought a semi-smile to the face of Mo; no matter how bad she was feeling.

Something was not right. The sender was simply AFriend@gmail.com. Mo had never seen that email address before; but something inside her told her to open it.

It simply read "I am a friend."

Another email arrived from the same address. This time it read "Look behind you."

Mo swung around in her chair expecting to see an undercover cop; but it was Lara. As they spoke she explained that since the manhunt had begun she she had been trying to track Mo down.

Lara: I asked about you on the forums, on Twitter, I even spoke to 4 Michael Jacksons.
Mo: How did you find me?
Lara: Eventually I got told on MySpace where you were seen. The odd thing is the person signed the message as ~Souza~.
Mo: How the hell could it be Souza? She is dead.
Lara: Well I got in touch with Badkolo. He traced the IP address to his Mom's front room. Anyway I got another message yesterday which said you was in this town.
Mo: BADKOLO! I thought he was dead.
Lara: So did I.
Mo: But if this person knows I am here then it won't be long before the police know.
Lara: That is why we have to get away from here.

As Lara and Mo left the cafe Mo couldn't help but feel she was being watched. A figure stepped out of the shadows and sniffed the chair that Mo had been sitting on.

Lara should never have mentioned Souza. As Lara drove all Mo could see was Souza. No matter where she looked Souza was there. A small girl carrying a red balloon suddenly morphed into Souza. The man selling hot dogs suddenly morphed into Souza. It was the nightmare that Mo had been living every day since she had killed Souza. In Mo's mind Souza was everywhere; as she had been since the day Souza died.

Lara: So where to?
Mo: Anywhere.
Lara: We need to rest. Make a fresh start in the morning.
Mo: Sounds good.

Pulling into a motel Lara went in alone to book the room while Mo waited in the vehicle. Once in the room Mo laid on the bed and fell asleep instantly; for the first time in months feeling safe enough to sleep fully.

Waking, the next morning, Mo couldn't move. As she became aware of things, little by little, she realized her hands and feet were handcuffed to the bed. Thoughts ran through her head - was it the police? why would the police do this? She struggled to free herself to no avail.

Mo: We haven't got time for this kinky shit. I like you and all; but we just don't have the time.
Lara: I like you too. But I don't eat fish tacos.
Mo: What the fuck?
Lara: Goodbye.

Mo let out a scream as Lara left. Alone, handcuffed to the bed, she wondered what her fate was. After what seemed like hours, but in reality was mere seconds, the door opened.

Souza: Hello Mo.
Mo: It can't be. You are dead.
Souza: (pressing her hand against Mo) Do I feel dead?
Mo: I killed you. I saw your lifeless body.
Souza: Did the MJ hoax teach you nothing? All the things we investigated together.
Mo: Fuck you. I investigated everything you just thought up new plans to deceive everyone. Getting banned at MJHD, creating TS and TIAI. You stupid cunt you thought nobody would work it out; but they did.
Souza: But by then everyone thought we were a team. You couldn't say anything. If I fell then you would fall along with me.
Mo: Well it doesn't matter now Michael is alive; the whole world knows it.
Souza: And poor little Amy is a rotting corpse somewhere.
Mo: You are fucking crazy.
Souza: No. What was crazy was trying to kill MJ. He gave me my fame, my platform to push the Illuminati down peoples throats, he gave me glory.
Mo: Well you are fucked then because he is back.
Souza: That is why you are going to help me kidnap him.
Mo: I am not helping you do shit. I'll go to the police and tell them you are alive and what you are planning to do.
Souza: I don't think so. After all you killed me. As far as I am concerned they think I'm dead.
Mo: I won't help you bitch.

Mo struggled to get free. But it was impossible. She broke down in tears as she realized her only way out of this nightmare was to help Souza. She thought about it. She had been the on that had helped Souza all along - fooling people, lying, plotting to kill - but this was too much.

Souza sat by the bed and whispered "I'll be back soon my dear." She kissed Mo on the cheek and then covered her mouth with duct tape. She turned the TV on. A local news reporter was at a car wreck. The driver had been identified as Lara; and was pronounced dead at the scene.

Souza laughed as she left the room; locking the door behind her.

Peace.

Cuss Count: High

Legal Notice: All characters, and events, are fictional. Any resembelance to people on hoax forums is merely coincidental.

Various People Speak About The Hoax

To finalize the short series of Famous people that have discussed the hoax on this here blog.

However some of the people either didn't reply or their reply was so short it wasn't worth a post all of it's own. So here are the ones that nearly got away.

Joe Jackson: "Michael is alive. I know this. We just looking after his kids; like we look after Jermaine's kids. Hell, this wrongful death lawsuit that is just a scam for money."

God: "Michael Jackson? It is Sunday - I am resting. Call my people and we'll arrange something."

Elvis: "Look man, Michael faked his death. I gave him some pointers but that is it. No double bamsday. I'm too busy with my show in Vegas and working at Wal*Mart."

Jermaine Jackson: "Of course Michael is dead. It is my time now. I can step out of the shadow. It is Jermaine Jackson time!"

Tito Jackson: "Where is my taco?"

Sigmund Freud: "Michael Jackson did what he did as he has 'mother issues'. All of his actions can be traced back to that."

Larry King: "He's still dead you know. But seriously he is alive. Hey do you follow me on Twitter, Facebook, Myspace, Skype, Buzz, or LinkedIn?"

Pearl Jr: "He's alive. Did you buy my e-book? No wait, wait, let me give you the link."

Rick Astley: "LOL. He's just rickrolling you big time."

Michael Jackson: "Am I alive? Of Course I am silly. Hee hee."

Souza of MJDHI: "Michael who? It is all about the Illuminati. They control us. They control all of us."

Badkolo of MJDHI: "He's alive. But I'm only in this hoax for the 'Gold Pants' threads."

Maura: It's not about Michael it is about his message. He is not important it is all about the message."

LadyMedic: "Dead or alive? Don't question me. I am qualified. Whatever I say is right. Don't question me I said."

Lara of MJHD.NET: "I'm sorry Lara is not here right now. If you would like to leave a message please speak after the tone."

Kate Gosselin: "Well, with Jon out of the picture I'm looking for a man. Mike And Kate Plus Eight has a certain ring to it."

Cuss Count: NONE

Legal Notice: None of these people, other than God, actually spoke to me. This post is satire - well sort of. It is very broadly satire. Some may class it as drivel.

Rest In Peace Beloved Hoax

Less than ten months ago, on June 25, 2009 when Michael Jackson was supposedly rushed from 100 North Carolwood Drive to the UCLA hospital, a hoax was born. Sadly it lived a short life and before a year passed it was dead.

Thanks to people like Amy Sampson, Souza, Mo, and Badkolo and insanely run hoax forums it was doomed to die. It was almost a conspiracy to kill the hoax.

From the very beginning Amy Sampson screwed with members and moderators alike. Using the hoax as a way of making money from advertising and always looking to make more money with various schemes such as "premium membership" and selling t-shirts - looking back Auntie Amy was nothing more than a poor mans forerunner to Brian Oxman.

Along came MJKit which later became the S&M Concentration Camp. With a trio of Nazi fucks running the place anyone who had an idea that disagreed with the official forum stance on a subject was instantly ridiculed and banned. Yet the dumb fucks wonder why the "Nazi" tag sticks. Soon the topics about the hoax were weeded out to make way for the topics about the Illuminati, Mind Control, and a bunch of other conspiracy theories that had little, if anything, to do with Michael Jackson.

Thrown in to the mix we have MJHD.NET which has little do with the actual hoax and is more an amateur psychology unit with emotional support and flowers everywhere. In all honesty MJHD.NET is more like a fan forum as opposed to a hoax forum. Topics such as "I Had A Dream Last Night" "I'm Feeling Sad Today" are there for members to offer their advice and thoughts.

So we come to today. The day the hoax dies. In actual fact it is not the day the hoax dies it is the day the investigation of the hoax dies. All the people that made the hoax forums places where information and ideas were shared and discussed have gone. What is left is a shell of what could have been. Everything could have been so much more, so much bigger, just a lot more than it is.

So at this solemn time I'd like to personally say something to the various members of the forums, the people that have left the forums because of the way they were treated, and the admins of the current forums.

To the S&M Concentration Camp members that are left: The Nazis are constantly saying to open your eyes to the Illuminati and their tricks. But the members that remain should open their eyes to how previous members have been treated and why they are no longer there.

To the MJHD.NET flower shop members that are left. None of you are trained psychologists; and none of you are ever going to replace Google image search. Some horny 300 lb woman sat at a computer wants to see pictures of Michael Jackson wearing gold pants they can search for them. Learning to use something useful like a search engine might be more useful than putting up some flower smiley and clicking next. As for how people are feeling, everyone has a shit day nobody really cares. A few people put up a hug smiley and a flower smiley and instantly forget what your problem is because they have their own which are more important.

To Souza & Mo: Forget the Illuminati bullshit. You want to do a forum on the Illuminati and all the secrets they supposedly have create a separate website. Remember you are MJDHI stick to the topic. RFID chips have nothing to do with Michael. Then once you get back on track, start to treat your members better. It is good to have differences of opinion it opens discussion. Stop treating everyone who disagrees with you as a piece of shit; you know no more than them. Finally, get your egos back in check. You used to be good investigators in the hoax then somewhere along the line you seemed to think you were the fucking best thing since sliced bread and everyone else was beneath you. Truth is we are all on this journey together nobody really knows anything for sure a lot of it is speculation.

To Lara: Get your forum in order. Forget all the emotional support shit and the dreams. If some fucking person has some pseudo-erotic dream about MJ it has nothing to do with the actual hoax. There are already enough MJ fan sites and forums they can put that stuff. Then you need to get your moderators in order. If they are going to follow instructions they need to do it all the time not just when it suits them. Inconsistency in rules is just as bad as having none and making them up on the fly.

To all the people that left the hoax forums: Get together and create a forum where investigation and the hoax are not only the main topics but the topics. A lot of you are great investigators and made the original MJHD what it was. All together you could make one of the most informative hoax forums around.

If these few things do not happen the hoax will die. It will be seen as some conspiracy which the public will always view as some Illuminati bullshit theory when it is much more than that.

Peace.

Legal Notice: The opinion in this post is merely the opinion of someone who uses a dog as an identity. It is not satire just a vision of what will happen if the hoax forums stay on their current paths.

Is MJHD Still Playing Games?

Someone emailed me some pictures today which kind of spread some weird light on who and what is going on at MJHD.NET

I went back to the MJHD.COM archives via MJHD.NET to verify one of the pictures but the image was not there; nor are most of the images which were on the MJHD.COM Wordpress forum. I have no reason to doubt the person who sent the pictures and have no reason to doubt their validity.

Any way the first picture was posted by Andromeda on a thread where everyone posted pictures of themselves on MJHD.COM.

Picture posted by Andromeda on MJHD.COM

The second picture was posted by the admin of MJHD.NET LaraLovesMichael.

Picture posted by LaraLovesMichael on MJHD.NET

Anyone noticing a person that is the same in both photos? What the fuck is going on with the hoax forums?

Finally An Admin Acting The Right Way

Before I start this post I don't want anybody thinking I have gone soft, lost the plot, or am mentally insane. Actually the last one might be deemed true actually.

The reason for this post is to highlight how an Admin of a forum should act. It has nothing to do with kissing ass or anything, just merely that a lot of people think I only concentrate on the negative issues surrounding the forums involved in Michael Jackson's hoaxed death. And it is also a nice reminder to the Admins of the S&M Concentration Camp of how they should be treating their members.

Over at MJHD.NET Lara, the Admin, posted a thread entitled "From My Heart" which is addressed to the members of the forum. It reads:

"Hey there,

How are you guys? I've been feeling some negativity lately, and I just wanna let you know that if I could hug everyone of you, I would do it right now, it's been 8 months since all this started, and we've shared so much, I feel you as a part of me, when you are sad, I'm sad, when you feel upset, I feel the anguish.

We all are here for the same reason, and it's a painful reason, it hurts so much, everyday, but we've got to be strong, and stay united, when you feel like you can't go on, just shout and we will be here to give you strength.

Don't let the frustration get you and make you feel alone, you are not alone, we are a community,let's work together, let's love each other, let's respect each other, please, it hurts me SO much when I see you fighting over things. Hate will lead only lead us to hate, love and respect will lead us everywhere.

Please we are a family, I love each and every one of you, and we have to stick together. I know that this is internet, and that we don't know each other, and most people will think that this is ridiculous, but that's because they haven't been in our situation, we've been here, most of the day/night, while working/studying, thinking all day about Michael, trying to find the ''definitive clue'', the clue that will bring us back part of our happiness and part of our life, since we lost it the day when all this started.

We definitely know that something is going on, and we have so many inconsistencies, so let's all relax and give him time, maybe he doesn't want to come back, and we have to respect that. Maybe we will never know the truth, that's Michael's decision or Michael's family decision, but this journey has taught us, many things, things that we will never forget, we are all a part of this, wether we find the truth or not, it has already changed our lifes, this is a journey that maybe it will never end, so let's hold hands with each other and try to make this journey as pleasant as possible.

love you all,
sincerely,
Lara"

OK I don't agree with all of it. Wouldn't be me if I did. I'm not down with this whole "family" idea. Makes it sound like the Manson family in my mind; and every time I read on a forum the word "family' I start thinking of a bunch of crazed Michael Jackson fans killing Conrad Murray in a Sharon Tate style killing - luckily Conrad Murray cannot be pregnant or it would really get weird.

But a lot of Lara said makes sense. We are all here for the same reasons - to find out what happened, why it happened, and is Michael safe. Personally I couldn't give two fucks if he makes a comeback or not. Not because I don't care; just if he doesn't there must be a reason.

8 Months? Is that all? Sometimes it feels like 8 years. But yeah we have all been through so much. From the day MJHD.COM opened its doors to the present (notice I didn't start the June 23rd argument again). We have all been through so much with regards to this from clues, the highs, the lows, the fake twitter accounts, the fake ass people who pretend they know Michael, it has been one hell of a roller coaster ride.

So I'm making Lara the official MJ Hoax Death Forum Admin of the month - showing that it is possible to be in charge and still care about members.

MJ Hoax Death Forum Admin Of The Month (March 2010)

On a completely different topic, sort of, Mo and Souza over at the S&M Concentration Camp did a great video on Michael's message. Part 1 & Part 2 can be found on their forum. Now although I don't agree with their message - all this Illuminati shit in my opinion is just getting too much I do applaud the effort they put into the creation of the videos. If that is the path they want to follow then they are doing a great job at following that path.

I know I have bitched about Souza and Mo - quite a lot to be honest; but way back in the day these two actually were good investigators. They still are it is just in my opinion they have lost sight and moved over more to a conspiracy theorist forum. Oh and the "Mike" shit still bothers the hell out of me as if they are best buddies and all that fucking crap. Michael is Michael. It is bad enough we have the confusion over "Joe" and "Joseph" without adding to it.

Luckily the Internet was not as popular in 1977 (actually 1989 was the real kick off for the Internet) otherwise they would of been referring to Elvis as "El" - he had the same middle name problem - Aron or Aaron.

Peace.

Where In The World Is Lara?

Kind of like "Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego"; but not going to be an online game. A little more worrying than where Osama Bin Laden is though.

Lara, LaraLovesMichael, the Admin of MJHD.NET has gone missing for the last 10 days while the forum goes to the pits.



Peace.

Same Scam - Same Old Henda

So Henda has finally graced MJHD.NET with his presence. Oh boy they never learn. Tell you what, why not ask the Double Dong team nicely and they might let you change your name to MJHD.COM.

What the fuck are you thinking? Let all these fuckers that created drama on MJHD.COM in on MJHD.NET and watch it fucking sink down the fucking toilet. Way to go. Might as well pack your shit up now; because within five months it will be in the same state that MJHD.COM was in when that shut down.

Firstly Henda joins under the topic "I'm Back". Big fucking deal. Let me ask them to roll the fucking red carpet out. Sorry, but nobody even knew you were gone; or cared. But what the fuck seems you went to the bother of announcing "I'm back" might as welcome you back... "Welcome back fuck stain. MJHD.NET needs an overinflated ego and look here you are."

Sorry but did anyone even know Henda had ever not been around? I thought he'd fucked off to jack off to WWE and Fishing magazines.

But don't give this guy time to breathe because he has an idea. On the second day of being a member he wants to drag a shitty idea over from MJHD.COM. Great idea. Bring Amy with you, she'll keep the members in line as it seems Lara may not be up to the job with all the monkey business she is allowing to go on. Lara, just as a suggestion, ban 4thetruth and Tis_ruthy, those two lying cunts were both in that Michael Jackson scam together. The only boyfriend involved is whichever one decided to be the butch bitch that night.

Anyway I digress again, Henda comes to MJHD.NET and wants to start a fund just like he suggested at MJHD.COM. Way to go genius. The idea never happened there what makes you think it is going to happen here. But wait, it involves PayPal. Truly the student has learned from the master; and Amy has taught this boy well.

Wake up. If it looks like shit, and it smells like shit you don't have to buy it to know it is shit. Get a fund together, cream some off the top. Wait, WWE King Of The Ring is pay-per-view; that is what he needs the money for - and Henda it is not King Of The Ring like you are thinking. He should of at least been honest and just said "Buy a band so I can jack off to Chris Jericho when he sweats."

You want to buy a band, buy the one below:



Peace.