The S&M Forum Just Cannot Help Themselves

We have had the twin theory, the movie theory, the dog autopsy theory, and the Illuminati theory. And just when you thought they had done enough damage destroying Michael Jackson's name they find another target to pick on. And who is the lucky winner? None other than Elvis Presley.

According to the topic entitled "Elvis Presley Son Of Satan and Bush Bloodline?" Michangelo put down the crack pipe long enough to decide, and type, that Elvis is the son of Satan. And how do we know this? Because there are three 6's. Oh, it all makes perfect sense now.

This is how it can be proven that Elvis is the Son of Satan:

He was 42 years old when he died - 4+2=6
He died on August 16 - (1+6)+8=15 ... 1+5=6
He died in the year 1977 - 1+9+7+7=24 ... 2+4=6

Fucking hell, I'd never realized, Elvis Presley is the Son of Satan. And all because he died on August 16, 1977.

But wait. It wasn't Elvis' choice to die on August 16, 1977 it was planned by the Illuminati. They had a meeting on August 14, 1977 and decided that as nobody had anything planned the Illuminati should make sure Elvis dies on August 16, 1977. Luckily for the Illuminati his body was discovered at 2:30PM. Which meant they still had time to get a round of golf in - no point wasting the whole day.

There is more. Elvis is related to George W. Bush. That is it I'm sold on the theory. I am going to find every Elvis track and play it backwards to see what sort of messages come out.

But if Elvis is related to George Bush, and the whole Bush bloodline, would that not make him protected by the Illuminati as one of their own? And it is not like Elvis was sending some great message of LOVE like Michael that may or may not interfere with the Illuminati plans of world domination.

Luckily, in this instance, the following posts on the topic mostly disagree with the whole idea.

Just when you think it is safe to go back along comes Michangelo again with the revelation that ELVIS is an anagram of EVILS.

If you were not already sold on the idea that should have done it. Forget that ELVIS is also an anagram of LIVES. It is not important. So we should all put some Elvis tracks on our iPod and head out to find a virgin to kill and sacrifice to Horus.

Peace.