FDA Poster Update

Once Joe Jackson had realized there was money to be made from the government he contacted the FDA.

Michael Herndon contacted me with the latest poster that the FDA hope will be released in Mid-March along with the "Apple Murray" poster.

Michael Herndon, FDA spokesman, said "When Mr. Jackson heard that we actually paid to use Dr. Conrad Murray in FDA promotional material his people contacted my office and asked what he could do to help raise awareness in healthy eating. Although we saw it as Mr. Jackson out to make another buck without actually doing something we mulled the idea over and decided that it had possibilities."

Joe Jackson had a statement emailed to me which just said "Mo money mo money!"

Michael Herndon added "We hope to try and get the rest of the Jackson family involved seems they are in the news so much. Who knows, by March we may get to see Mr. Jermaine Jackson on a turnip."

FDA Poster Promoting Healthy Eating

Peace.

Legal Notice: Although Michael Herndon is an actual FDA spokesman he had nothing to do with this post. An attempt to contact him ironically was fruitless. Joe Jackson never released a statement. And I wouldn't hold your breath on the other posters.

New FDA Poster Released

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) released a new advertising poster, to make people more aware of healthy eating, today at a press conference in New York.

FDA spokesman, Michael Herndon, said "With all the drama concerning Dr. Conrad Murray and how often he is in the news just lately the FDA thought he would be the ideal person to use in a 'healthy eating' campaign. With his reputation for over-prescribing lethal drugs we at the FDA felt that nobody would want to see Dr. Murray. We decided on using an apple for two reasons - because of the phrase 'An apple a day keeps the doctor away' and also because of the Michael Jackson 'Applehead' reference."

This Is Not It (TINI) supporters were removed from the press conference when they started chanting "Justice for Michael". Police were forced to use mace and taser guns. One TINI supporter was injured during the scuffle and required medical treatment.

About the scuffle Herndon said "We are trying to promote healthy eating and these supporters are on about justice for Michael. As my dear old grandma used to say 'Save the drama for your Mama - or in this case the court room."

The poster is expected to be on billboards all across the United States by mid-March.

New FDA Poster For Healthy Eating

Peace.

Legal Notice: Michael Herndon is an actual FDA spokesman and may not have actually taken part at the press conference which may, or may not, have taken place. No TINI supporters were hurt in the making of this post.