Jermaine Tweets Life Not Death

OK I know I'm blocked by the greased wonder but today he tweeted some stuff worth mentioning.

"Mother is also guided by private discussions with Michael. Trust me, a mother knows her son...better than anyone (inc executors)"

So does it mean Michael is alive? It came from Jermaine, who was the only Jackson to deny that Marlon used a Twitter account, so who knows.

But as Katherine Jackson is a Jehovah Witness she doesn't talk to the dead.

Jehovah Witnesses believe that when someone dies "the dead are not conscious of anything they are like in a deep sleep. They can not see or hear or move or talk and that no part of us lives on. So Jehovah's witnesses do not believe in life after death.Until Jehovah through his son Jesus will one day bring this earth back to his original purpose of a paradise, when he will also bring back all those who have died to life in that new paradise earth."

Even the official Jehovah Witness website covers the subject:

False religion has left many confused as to the whereabouts and condition of the dead. Heaven, hell, purgatory, Limbo—these and various other destinations range from being incomprehensible to being downright terrifying. The Bible, on the other hand, tells us that the dead are unconscious; they are in a condition best compared to sleep. (Ecclesiastes 9:5,10; John 11:11-14) Thus, we need not worry about what happens to us after death, any more than we worry when we see someone sleeping soundly. Jesus spoke of a time when "all those in the memorial tombs" would "come out" to renewed life on a paradise earth. (John 5:28, 29; Luke 23:43)

Wikipedia states:

Jehovah's Witnesses believe death is a state of non-existence with no consciousness. There is no Hell of fiery torment; Hades and Sheol are understood to refer to the condition of death, termed the common grave. Jehovah's Witnesses consider the soul to be a life or a living body that can die. Their hope for life after death involves being resurrected by God to a cleansed earth after Armageddon. Watch Tower Society publications teach that humanity is in a sinful state, from which release is only possible by means of Jesus' shed blood as a payment, or atonement, for the sins of humankind.

So if Katherine is truly having "private discussions" with Michael Jackson - there is no way he can be dead.

Peace

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Legal Notice: I have no religious belief. The opinions in this post are from the official Jehovah Witness website and Wikipedia. Non believers chew on that.

Interview With MJHDC

As a credit to dementia I decided to interview myself. Fuck knows what Freud would think. However, it does answer a lot questions I have been asked time and time again.

So before I get locked in some mental institute, drugged up and drooling on myself, here is the full unedited interview (or ramblings) with me by me. And to any directors of mental institutes reading this - I want an XL strait jacket so it hangs right.

MJHDC: So your twisted mind created the MJHDC persona; why was that?
Me: Mainly because there was so much bullshit surrounding the forums covering the Michael Jackson hoax death.
MJHDC: I take it you mean Amy Sampson who started MJHD.COM?
Me: Amy was just the start of it all. But unfortunately as with anything you let one dumb fuck do what they want, unopposed, a million more fuckers will follow.
MJHDC: So your initial purpose was to attack Amy Sampson?
Me: No. Everyone thought that for some reason. My initial purpose was to answer all the questions that Amy, as admin of MJHD.COM, refused to answer.
MJHDC: But it didn't stop there. It was like a constant attack on her.
Me: Oh poor Amy and all that happy horse shit. It didn't stop because as I looked into the forum more and more bullshit appeared. The diaper wearing bitch was creating false members, commenting under other account names, and unwilling to admit what her real purpose was. So although it may seem like a constant attack it was just as information came up I posted it; and added the humor for the hell of it.
MJHDC: The diaper wearing - was that really necessary?
Me: Yeah it was. Amy was trying to paint this picture that butter wouldn't melt in her mouth; yet away from the forum she was a completely different person. I just felt that people had a right to know. There was people supporting Amy on the forum that really knew nothing about her. I just thought 'fuck this, if you want to support this fucker you might as well know what you are really supporting'.
MJHDC: So through your blog you feel you are some crusader of justice?
Me: Fuck no. It is just an opinion. It is my take on things. If I think something is wrong I just say it. I don't need anyone to agree with it; its not about popularity. If I was worried about being popular and all that shit I'd be posting about Saint Michael and handing out sunflowers.
MJHDC: But isn't your opinion sometimes crude, vulgar, and down right offensive?
Me: Sometimes. Sure. But the world is sometimes crude, vulgar, and offensive. People are dying needlessly, drug addiction is constantly rising, and the between the rich and the poor is forever widening. Then you have all these little fucking wars. That is reality - reality is not all rainbows, flowers, and candy floss.
MJHDC: So what happened to the bulldog?
Me: The flea ridden mutt got put down. Well, some wish it had. The blog changed. It started off as this blog about semi-serious issues but as some of the hoaxers started taking themselves too seriously I figuratively stepped back and laughed. Hence the Joker. Too many people involved in investigating the hoax are taking things too seriously; like they are the main reason the hoax exists and it is bullshit. If the hoax exists is is because of Michael Jackson and nobody else.
MJHDC: You said "if the hoax exists", does that mean you think it doesn't?
Me: I don't know. I wouldn't want to put my life on the line and say 100% that Michael Jackson is alive. But then again there are some fucked up things that have happened since June 25, 2009 that suggest Michael Jackson did fake his death. I am like so many others - some days it all makes sense but then other days I feel if he faked his death why is allowing some of the shit that goes on? I mean if you were Michael Jackson would you really allow the Californian raisin, Jermaine, to murder your songs in a so-called tribute?
MJHDC: You have been pretty vocal on your criticism of the Jackson family. Some have suggested it is very disrespectful.
Me: That goes back to me not giving a shit if people agree or not. It is just how I see it.You have all these fuckers saying Boycott Sony and Oprah because they are just making money off Michael's name. But the family is no different. Where were these cunts when Michael needed them? Absolutely nowhere to be seen. Now he is either hiding, or dead, and these fucking leeches crawl out of the woodwork bleating about Michael for their own personal fame and fortune. So it is alright to use and abuse Michael's name, and legacy, as long as you are a Jackson? Bullshit, the fuckers are no better than Shmuley, Faye, Bashir, and all the other cunts that are using Michael's name as a stepping stone to further themselves.
MJHDC: So you are saying there is no difference between Katherine Jackson and Rabbi Shmuley?
Me: None whatsoever. They both wrote books to cash in on Michael's name; and in both cases it is something they should have kept to themselves.
MJHDC: Some would suggest the same of your opinion; and you should keep it to yourself.
Me: It is an opinion. I don't force anyone to read it. I don't go round pointing a gun at peoples heads or anything. They don't want to read it that is fine with me. They don't like what I say they can fuck off to somewhere warm, fluffy, and cozy. They can go to MJHD.NET and have a bunch of flowers shoved up their ass for all I care. I write whatever I'm thinking with regards to the hoax and that is all.
MJHDC: Some claim your blog shows signs of racism and homophobia and that basically you are not a nice person. Why do you say some of the things you say?
Me: Once again it is merely my opinion. The calls about racism started when I began calling Souza and Mo Nazis. People took that the wrong way. It wasn't that the Dutch lesbians were white supremacists it was the way they were acting like fucking dictators. I could have quite easily called Souza Pol Pot; it is just Hitler, and the Nazis, are more universally known. As for me being homophobic - if people want to think it is alright for a guy to blow another guy or a woman to eat another woman's fish taco that is their opinion not mine. I just think it is disgusting.
MJHDC: So the treatment of Badkolo is because he is gay?
Me: Not entirely. The fact the faggot is going to burn in hell just adds fuel to the fire so to speak. He gets attacked for being part of the Nazi forum. Putting forum members down if their opinion is in disagreement with his or the Dutch lesbians. He comes in like forum security or some shit. It is like sending fucking Big Bird in to break up a riot. You just have to laugh at the stupidity of the whole situation.
MJHDC: I think some of the calls of racism are because of the Bin Laden post.
Me: So it is racist to poke fun at Bin Laden? He may be a Muslim but I didn't pick him because of that; I picked him because of his infamy and allegedly being the most wanted man in the world. He could of been a Christian, Buddhist, or some fucking cult leader for all I cared. The fact he is a Muslim doesn't mean shit. Some Muslims are fucktards but in the same breath every religion has a few fucktards. As an atheist it really makes no difference to me if he is praying to Allah, God, Buddha, or fucking Jim Jones.
MJHDC: As an atheist what is your opinion on the biblical connections to the hoax?
Me: Bullshit. Even if I wasn't an atheist I'd still think it smelled fishier than a whore's cunt. Seriously, I don't think the hoax is as complicated as it is being made out. All this fucking crap about Bible passages and numerology. Did Michael start planning this hoax ten years ago? If all biblical, numerical, and symbolism shit was anything more than pure coincidence it would have took ages to figure and plan it all. In my opinion Michael wanted out for a reason and got the fuck out of Dodge. Simple as that.
MJHDC: So you don't go along with the TS/TIAI posts then?
Me: You have to be fucking kidding me. Anyone can make anything fit a particular theory if they put time into it. But seriously none of it makes sense. There is no pattern to the calculations. On some dates you ignore the year, and then when it comes to calculating dates you add certain numbers and subtract others. For it to be a plausible idea it needs consistency; and that is just not there. June 25, 2009. Ignore the zeros and you have 6 25 29 which if you add the 2 and 5 you get 7. Then 9 subtract the 2 gives you another 7. So you have two 7's. So the June is off. So should Michael have waited until July to fake his death?
MJHDC: Some have said you give the hoax a bad name. Do you?
Me: Yes and no. If you read the blog then all the profanity would suggest I give the hoax a bad name. But at the same time if you read the blog, the actual meat of it, it is just an opinion. I don't try and speak for the hoax I just give my own opinon on things.
MJHDC: Why do you end each post with "Peace." when a lot of what you write is anger and hatred?
Me: Because I can. The anger and hatred is aimed at specific people and things; not everyone. We all hate something. Hell, Michael hated himself hated Mottola. The peace at the end of each post is merely there to mark the end of the post. I could have put 'Over and out.' but it is a blog not a fucking CB radio.
MJHDC: Where do you see the hoax going?
Me: Downhill very fast. I have been involved with the whole hoax investigation since early July 2009 and have watched it slowly deteriorate. Back in the beginning people wanted proof for every suggestion made. Now they will blindly follow any idea without questioning it. That is not to say there are no good 'hoax investigators' left it is merely that the investigating is slowly being drowned in a sea of bullshit. In the beginning if someone suggested there was a video of Michael Jackson alive everyone would have asked where is the video, who gave the video, and can the person prove it. Now, though, a claim like that is made and all the sheeple just agree with it without even questioning it. And when it is proven to be complete bullshit most don't bother to question the person and their intentions for such a lie. Add in all the dumbasses that think they talk to Michael Jackson on Twitter and Facebook and you have what appears to be a very bad joke instead of a hoax. If Michael Jackson faked his death, for whatever reason, he isnt going to risk being found by talking to some random fan on Twitter or Facebook. But if you believe he is I have some nails used in the alleged crucifixion of Jesus for sale.
MJHDC: Finally, will the bulldog ever return?
Me: Maybe. Who knows. I still have information pouring in. I don't gather all the information. People, who wish to remain anonymous, supply a lot of information too. Some wish to remain anonymous because they are members of certain forums, some just wish to pass on information without being named. You'd be surprised at how much backstabbing goes on - I even have people who are online friends with Souza and Mo giving information when they think something is wrong. So there is plenty of bite left in the dog just right now it is more fun to do a humorous look at the whole hoax and the people involved in it.

Peace.

Cuss Count: Extreme

Legal Notice: I have never been officially certified insane; although this may indeed be evidence for such a case. This post is merely opinion. I could mention satire but then people would miss the reality that the hoax is being fucked over by bullshit artists and egomaniacs that think Michael's message is them ... Fucking tards.

Katherine The Prankster

Katherine Jackson is slowly becoming the prankster of the Jackson family; as well as the matriarch.

In her latest prank she released Opus None to TMZ; which was later to be found was just another prank in a long line of pranks from Katherine.

An in-depth investigation reveals that Katherine's harmless pranks may just be getting out of hand; and the family has had enough.

Jermaine Jackson said: "Oh man, she can be pure evil sometimes. Last year I getting ready for a meeting to go and discuss financial backing for the Vienna tribute for Michael I was planning. I was running a little late and wasn't paying too much attention. I got ready in time but something didn't feel right - but I had no time to dwell on it. Well as I was driving my cell phone rang. I pulled over to the side as I answered it. It was my Mom; Katherine. She asked me how I was and I told her I was fine but in a rush. Then she just started laughing. I asked her what was funny but she just continued laughing. Well, I was looking in the rear view mirror, as I always do, and I went to run my fingers through my hair and it was like concrete - even harder than it usually is. I asked Mom why she was laughing and eventually she said she had swapped my hair gel for wood glue. She was still laughing when I hung up on her. Luckily, she didn't see the tears in my eyes or the pain in my heart."

Jermaine may not think it but he has got off lightly. Joe Jackson claims he is the target of many of Katherine's pranks:

"Damn that bitch. She's always fucking with my head. There are some days I don't know what to do. Last night is a perfect example. I'd brought this young woman home. Now don't be reading anything in to that - I'm promoting her. Well we went up to my bedroom, because I had left some papers up there, and this young woman says she is going to slip in to something a 'little more comfortable'. So, she goes in the room next door. Well, while she was gone I slipped in to my purple, silk, nightgown, took a little pill, and awaited her return. About 5 minutes later the door opens and she is standing there in Katherine's blue outfit, you know the one, well Viagra can only do so much. I saw that outfit and my 'little soldier' retreated. I could hear Katherine laughing her ass off in the room next door. I had to let the young woman go. See, Katherine doesn't realize the consequences of her pranks."

Katherine's pranks are not limited to just family members. Recently, Harvey Levin, of TMZ fame, recounted a story from a New Year's Eve party both he and Katherine attended. Harvey said: "It was back in 2004, and I was at this party in California. When it hit midnight everyone started the usual kissing of anybody that was about. I found myself in front of Katherine so I leaned forward to kiss her. I closed my eyes, and went for the kiss, and just as our lips met I felt Katherine's beard. I opened my eyes, in shock, but was even more in shock when I realized it was Arnie Klein I was kissing. Katherine was stood back a bit and laughing so hard she was holding on to Randy for support."

Asking Katherine about her pranks she just smiled and said "Jehovah forgives. It is all in good fun. I remember once Michael came over and he was trying to talk to me all serious so I suggested we go sit in the living room; where it is more comfortable. I sat on the couch and was seated so Michael had to sit on a particular chair. When he sat down the whoopee cushion made this awful farting sound. Michael jumped in such surprise that the chair tipped back and he fell on the floor. He was so angry for a few seconds, then he smiled, then he started laughing."

She continued "I think my best prank to date has been at the Kingdom Hall. One Saturday night I went in the Kingdom Hall and put up a few crucifixes. The next day you should have seen the Witnesses faces. I don't know how I managed to keep a straight face."

Although most of Katherine's pranks are harmless it would appear that there are legal implications to some of her pranks. Brian Oxman, attorney and friend of Joe Jackson, said "It amazes me how the media doesn't get a hold of some of these stories. But the legal implications of some of her pranks are crazy. Like when she drained Jermaine's brakes on his car. If he'd of died in a bad crash she would have had a murder charge against her. Luckily Jermaine only hit one of Oprah's production vehicles. So nothing was done. But one day I swear we will see Katherine in court on charges."

Not everyone is excited about Katherine's pranks. Some of the staff have complained. One of the bodyguards, who wished not to be named, stated: "One day I was walking through the house and I heard Katherine scream. I drew my gun and ran to where the scream came from. Katherine was sitting there with a stopwatch, laughing, and said it took me 23.21 seconds to get there she could of been dead by now. Well as I left the room, she shot me in the ass with a BB gun. It left a nasty bruise. I complained to my supervisor, but he just laughed. Somebody has to stop this sick woman."

Although Michael's kids refused to officially comment. When Katherine's pranks was mentioned to Blanket he just curled up in the fetal position and started whimpering.

So with Katherine being the prankster of the Jacksons what will her next joke be? Could we see This Is It 2 coming from Katherine as she laughs? Who knows. But all that is known is that as long as Katherine keeps pulling pranks it'll be exciting.

Peace.

Cuss Count: Low

Legal Notice: This post is satire. Not all of the accounts, memories, or quotes may be truthful. Other than MJHDC nobody had anything to do with this post. If linking to this post remember it was created as satire; and as such may not be 100% truthful.

Grow A Set Of Balls Jermaine

According to TMZ on 9/26/2010 Jermaine Jackson is broke; well almost broke as he gets $892.75 a month. And because he is allegedly is strapped for cash the whining bag of shit wants his child support reduced.

Now Jermaine claims that his last earnings was back in 2007 for a spot on Big Brother, in the United Kingdom, for which he got $450,000.

Well, the lying bastard seems to have forgot all the money earned from various interviews he has done since June 25, 2009. You don't think he did them for free do you? He also seems to have forgot a series on A&E TV called "The Jack5ons - A Family Dynasty". He also forgot he did a show called "Move Like Michael Jackson" which was in various countries including United Kingdom and the Netherlands. And he forgot he has some royalty checks coming in for the Jackson 5.

There supposedly is some question about the Jackson 5 royalty checks. But if that is the case he should stop trying to dodge his responsibilities by going to court to have his child support reduced; and join the rest of the Jackson clan in going to court to get money from the estate.

But forgetting the royalty checks, from TV appearances alone he would have made about a million dollars over the last three years. Which would be $333,333.33 a year; or $27,777.78 a month. Paying $3,000 out of that still leaves him with $24,777.78 a month.

What the fuck is wrong with the Jackson family? Katherine can't survive on $26,000 a month and Jermaine is saying he can't afford child support because he is broke.

Here is some advice - learn to fucking budget. Katherine if you can't survive on $26,000 a month get rid of some of the fucking leeches that are living with you and you are paying for. The trust fund that Michael set up was for you and HIS kids; not Jermaine's kids, Jermaine's wife and all the others that for one reason and another have been unable to actually support themselves.

Jermaine the only advice to offer you is to budget better for a start. How much did you spend taking flights to various countries for failed tributes? If you can't survive on $24,000 a month you need to budget more. You say you can't afford child support but you live in a mansion and wear all designer clothes. Welcome to the real world. You pay your fucking bills before you go splashing money about. And if the entertainment industry is not paying you enough - too fucking bad. Time to get your lazy fucking ass out and do a real job.

In a time when unemployment in the US is high, people are losing their homes, people are budgeting because they just don't have the money to waste it makes me fucking sick that these people are fucking complaining about having to live on in excess of $20,000 a month each.

How does Jermaine think Joe Jackson managed when he was working as a crane operator for US Steel while his wife, Katherine, tended to the kids?

Whether these people know, or think, Michael faked his death, or is indeed dead, they need to take a look at the real world and see how life is in that real world because they sure as hell cannot afford their own luxury fantasy world.

Peace.

Cuss Count: Low

Legal Notice: Jermaine is a whining shit that needs to let go of his mother's apron strings, grow a set of balls, and actually be a man; and act like a man. This post for a change is not satire. Scarily enough it is true.

Comedy Central Causes Controversy

Comedy Central are catching some flack for an episode of Teletubbies which is to be screened on Friday, June 25, 2010.

Although the half hour show is a parody of the Teletubbies, and has not been aired yet, the channel has already started receiving complaints.

Steve Albani, a spokesperson for Comedy Central, said in a statement: "We hoped that people would see the funny side. We are not sure why people are having such a problem over this particular show. It is not like South Park where the creators were going to put the Muslim prophet Muhammad in a particular episode. People need to lighten up and see the funnier side of things sometimes."

The Teletubbies parody episode in question is all based around Michael Jackson hoaxing his death. Tinky Winky will be played by Jason Pfeiffer, Po will be played by Arnie Klein, Lala will be played by Joe Jackson, and Dipsy will be played by Brian Oxman. It is alleged that video footage of Michael Jackson was superimposed to be the child in the sun.

Brian Oxman, talking about the show, said: "It has been a nightmare. Everybody involved wanted to get something in the show. Joe wanted to somehow promote his record company, and I, myself, was hoping to get a plug in for the t-shirts that I am selling; although I make no money from their sale. But the biggest argument was between Jason and Arnie over who was to be Tinky Winky. Both wanted to be the 'gay' teletubby in the end it came down to fight; well if you can call it a fight. It was more like handbags at twenty paces."

Although other characters have not officially been named it is rumored that Katherine Jackson will be doing the voice of Noonoo. Katherine confirmed the rumors in a recent interview when she was asked about her involvement when she replied: "Once again it looks like I'll be cleaning up Joe's mess."

At the announcement, which was rather low-key, Jermaine Jackson had this to say: "It is nice that even though my family have their pains we can still laugh. That is what Michael wants. I don't think this will distract from the planned tribute concerts that I have put together." Joe Jackson, father of Michael and Jermaine commented: "Don't put down that I'm Jermaine's father, I play that down as much as possible. If you had seen the milkman we had in Gary Indiana you would know who his father was. That greasy fucker is not the fruit of my loins."

Comedy Central expect the controversy to heat up once the show is actually aired. Steve Albani continued: "Oh come on. South Park can put Jesus in a brothel but we put a couple of gays and a couple of crooked bastards in some silly costumes and we get the hate mail. That shit is seriously fucked up."

Although the show itself has already caused controversy some of what has been captured during filming has caused even more controversy. An argument between Jason Pfeiffer and Arnie Klein was caught by one of the production staff; and the audio has been circulating the Internet.

Pfeiffer: I knew I should have been the gay teletubby.
Klein: Oh, just shut up. It was meant to be me.
Pfeiffer: But I was Michael's gay lover.
Klein: For fucks sake. That was a lie. It was all bullshit. We made that up to get you in the media. You never had an affair with Michael.
Pfeiffer: But you said that I did.
Klein: Just to get you noticed. Michael would never look at a couple of fat gays like us. For one he was straight.
Pfeiffer: So why did we say it?
Klein: Because we needed the exposure you dumb ox.
Pfeiffer: But you said it was true; and I would be famous.
Klein: Just shut the fuck up. You ruined that for us both.I told you to lose some fucking weight so it might be slightly believable. And when I got you that fitness instructor he was meant to help. But no, you fucked him and ate him you asshole.
Pfeiffer: Your just pissed because he liked me more than you.
Klein: Come on, you believe that? I had to pay the fitness instructor to sleep with you. I didn't know you was going to eat him after you fat cunt.
Pfeiffer: Ooh. Look at the pot calling the kettle black.
Klein: Least I don't look like a pot-bellied pig.

With all the controversy surrounding the show, and the main people in it, this is definitely going to be a show you do not want to miss.

The Teletubbies - Has parody reached a new low?

Peace.

Legal Notice: Comedy Central, Steve Albani, and anyone else mentioned in this post had nothing to do with anything. This post is satire. Although Jason Pfeiffer and Arnie Klein are both self-confessed gays it has never been truly confirmed that Tinky Winky is; although the handbag is a big clue.

Karen Faye - Bitch Or Believer?

The great Karen Faye - where to start. This woman has single handily made herself a target of hate for her comments, tweets, and Facebook postings. But is she really as bad as she seems on the surface?

I'll be honest here, I've never really followed Karen Faye or her gibberish on Twitter or Facebook, and the only thing I was aware of was that she took some photos of the mausoleum. If that makes her a target of hate then we should all be bitching at Ben and Chris who originally took responsibility of taking the infamous ambulance shot. Seriously, Karen takes a few snaps of a mausoleum where Michael is allegedly buried and is now close to the #1 spot on most hoaxies (thanks Souza and Mo for that word) hit list. Shouldn't Ben Evenstand and Chris Weiss be taken out and publicly executed by the hoaxies for shooting their photo?

So I fired up Google on Karen Faye and in the first few results it mentions her and Lisa Marie Presley contacted Michael's spirit. Just how dumb is this woman? A medium tells you it is Michael's spirit so you have to believe her. Karen if you are reading, I am a medium and I am talking to Ghandi's spirit and he says you must change your ways and your hairstyle.

Come on a medium - for real? In one report about this fucked up seance it states: "The 53 year old insists the psychic had "no idea" of her relationship with Jackson, adding, "There were definite, deep insights that would have been difficult (for a psychic) to make up."

Relationship with Jackson??? No idea??? How about no relationship. You have to be fucking kidding me that a 53 year old woman actually fell for this sack of horse shit. Let me use my psychic powers - you walked in with Lisa Marie Presley who wants to contact Michael's spirit. If you had no connection to Michael you would of been sat outside the seance eating McDonald's waiting.

And what fucking relationship did this fucking great psychic pick up on? Karen Faye and Michael Jackson ever date? Fucking woman is crazier than fucking Charlie Manson. She's living in some fucking dream world.

Let us get this straight. Michael dated Tatum O'Neal, Maureen McCormick, Stephanie Mills, Brooke Shields, Lisa Marie Presley, and Debbie Rowe.


With the exception of Debbie "The Baby Carrier" Rowe these are all beautiful women. You couldn't get Michael to drink enough Jesus Juice to sleep with Karen Faye. So she can take her fat ass to the back of the line with all the other women that think Michael will take a second glance at them if he ever does make a comeback.


I think a large proportion of Karen Fayes problem is she is living with the knowledge that as his make-up artist she saw Michael with all these women and he never once took a second glance at her. She is living in hatred for Michael for not choosing her as a girlfriend; for never acknowledging her as more than a friend.

But there are two questions that remain. No matter what you think of Karen Faye as a person does she know anything? Allegedly she did the make-up on Michael in his casket. She worked with him for 15 years, she would of had to known that it wasn't Michael in the casket. And the second question has to be why is she doing this? Why is Karen Faye putting herself on the front line to take all this hatred?

I have a few theories, none of which at the moment make any sense, but the possibility is that Karen actually knows about the hoax. All of the people that worked with Michael for years get re-hired and are around him again, and then he fakes his death. I know Karen wasn't re-hired but if she did the make-up for the funeral she would have to have been trusted by Michael or the family.

Karen: Hi Mrs Jackson.
Katherine: Hi Karen, you here to do the make-up?
Karen: Yes.
Katherine: OK then, pleas do a good job.
Karen: I will.

[Karen sees the body in the casket]

Karen: Excuse me but this isn't Michael.
Katherine: Of course it is.
Karen: I worked with him for 15 years I know what he looks like.
Katherine: Alright smart-ass, keep it down, let me explain something to you.
Karen: This is not Michael.
Katherine: Well aren't you the bright one. It's a hoax.
Karen: What?
Katherine: Just do your job, keep your mouth shut, and I'll make sure you do alright from this. I have contacts that can get you a lot of work.
Karen: If it is for Michael I will do it. About that work? Anytime soon? I'm almost broke. By the way did you know Outkast did a song about you?
Katherine: They are on my list to take to court. Don't worry about me deary.

So we can all band together and start creating "Death To Karen Faye" banners - but are we jumping on her back too soon?

Peace.