Hoaxing A Lawsuit

Those still believing that Michael Jackson faked his death cannot have missed the fact that Katherine Jackson, and the three kids of Michael, have a wrongful death lawsuit against AEG Live. For the grand total of $40 BILLION.

Putting aside the fact that the lawsuit has done nothing but give the media a chance to drag up more shit than a sewage farm on its busiest day. The lawsuit has killed the hoax. It is proof that there is no:

• Game
• Hoax
• Comeback

I mean you can take the fanciful idea that Michael Jackson is hiding with Elvis, reading the Seventh Day Adventist literature, planning a comeback while keeping various informants (read as bullshit artists) and clues all up-to-date, if you want. But if you do what does that say about the family?

Seriously, mention in to any hoaxer about the Jackson family being nothing more than money-hungry leeches sucking the very life out of the MJ legacy and a good majority of them will act like you just said God doesn't exist, Jesus was a historical David Blaine, and the only thing after this life is that is you are worm food or ashes.

But what about the hoaxers. What do they say? I really don't know anymore. To be honest it all got a bit crazy in old hoax land. Souza launched some religious website bullshit (you cannot tell me you didn't see that coming), and every song, movie, and news event since the dawn of time is some clue Michael Jackson left before he faked his death. Oh, and don't forget the fact that Michael Jackson chose TMZ as his way of telling all the true beLIEvers.

If you look at what the hoaxers are saying by still hanging on to the idea that Michael Jackson is still alive you can read the subtext, and that is not a pretty picture. If you believe that Michael Jackson faked his death the subtext is:

Katherine Jackson is a hypocrite - As a devout Jehovah Witness she is getting up and falsely testifying in a court of law. This is called perjury, and as a Jehovah Witness she can be disfellowshipped for doing so.

Paris Jackson attempted suicide - Michael Jackson, in the pursuit of the all-mighty dollar from the comeback of the century, allowed his daughter to become so depressed with everything and attempt to kill herself.

The family is in turmoil - With all the in-family disagreements, fighting, and arguments since June 25, 2009 Michael Jackson has supposedly just sat back allowing this to go on.

OK, maybe, and it is a big maybe, the family don't know and they think he is dead. But then that means that the hoaxers are painting one of the most evil pictures of Michael Jackson ever. It would mean that his mother, and kids, all grieved for him without knowing he is alive and well and living with Elvis and all that.

You can only have it one way though. Either the family do know and Michael Jackson is allowing his mother and children to commit perjury just so that they can make $40 Billion. Or they don't know and each and every hoaxer thinks Michael Jackson is some sicko that is allowing his mother and kids to grieve, and all the other difficulties, while he plans some comeback.

Either way it doesn't do much for the legacy of Michael Jackson.

There is a third possibility. He is dead. The hoax was a fanciful idea for a while but in the reality of life, and what the kids and family are going through, is so unlikely it is laughable.

Talking With Homeless Dave

There has been some debate over the last few months. Some thought he was hiding, while others thought he had finally been arrested and executed. But in a revealing talk Homeless Dave explains himself.

Doggie: Well look who the cat dragged in. And where have you been the last few months?
Dave: I went on a journey of self-discovery, to find myself.
Doggie: And that journey obviously didn't include a shower.
Dave: I'm living the bohemian lifestyle now.
Doggie: No. You are just lazy. I doubt you even know what it means.
Dave: Actually I do.
Doggie: Keep telling yourself that. So, now you have found yourself what are you up to?
Dave: Not much really. I'm just strapping myself in for the kamikaze ride that is going to be the unlawful death trial.
Doggie: I knew it. So you have an opinion and you want to voice it is what you are saying?
Dave: Pretty much.
Doggie: OK then. What is your well-informed opinion?
Dave: Firstly it is not well-informed. Secondly this has got to be the dumbest lawsuit the Jackson family could have ever started.
Doggie: Well, supposedly, they want justice for Michael.
Dave: Do they hell as like. They want money. They want $40 Billion from AEG Live because they may, or may not, have hired Conrad Murray. They just want their meal-ticket to keep feeding the leeches that hang around the Jackson compound. If it was about justice it would just be a case of getting AEG Live to admit they were wrong, and not all about money.
Doggie: There is some logic to that. But surely the kids should get what their father was going to provide?
Dave: How much do they need? They have money coming in from the estate. They are definitely not hurting - now or ever. None of them would have to work ever. And his Mom is set for life too. They have millions from the estate, living it large, and we are meant to believe that a $40 Billion lawsuit is purely for justice. It is a typical Jackson family move - everyone trying to squeeze one more ounce of blood out of Michael.
Doggie: But the lawsuit is by Katherine and the kids. Surely you can't be calling them leeches?
Dave: In a way yes.
Doggie: Whoa there. Bit harsh.
Dave: Well not them exactly. Everyone knows there are certain family members in the background pulling strings to get things like this happening. And those people are doing it because they are scared.
Doggie: Scared of what?
Dave: Scared they will have to get off their asses and get out there and actually make it based on their own name. Don't get me wrong it isn't all of them but there a few they wouldn't know what to do without money from Michael, and his legacy, filtering down to the lower leeches. And as for Katherine and the kids - they have enough. This lawsuit is just going to make things worse.
Doggie: Worse in what way?
Dave: Don't be so naive. The muck-rakers. Scum like TMZ, X17, and all the other low-life outlets that will drag up every little detail. These places are used to having to report on what shit Kim Kardashian is wearing. Give them a $40 Billion lawsuit and they will run with every little thing. They will drag so much shit up from the past that the only thing, win or lose, that is guaranteed to happen is that Michal Jackson's legacy will be further tarnished with so-called revelations from the lawsuit.
Doggie: Well them kind of gossip outlets will always find the worse in a story.
Dave: It isn't just about finding the worse in a story. They are consistently noted for making shit up just to get people to look at their stuff. They will put any headline up if they think it will equal a few hits to their website. How many times during this lawsuit do you think TMZ will quote Arnie Klein, Karen Faye, or some other fucker that has no life of their own and is basically living off the tailcoat of Michael? Mark my words by the end of this lawsuit Michael's reputation will be in ruins because of all the crap people are going to drag up from the past.
Doggie: How do you see the result of the trial?
Dave: Nobody will win.
Doggie: I think you'll find someone has to win.
Dave: On paper maybe. But look at the options. Say the Jacksons win and some judge orders AEG Live to pay out $40 Billion. All that will happen is that AEG Live will go bankrupt and sell their assets to their parent company who will start a new company called AEG2 or something. Look at what BP did after the oil spill, they moved cash around and declared parts of themselves bankrupt and instead f paying $60 Billion only ended up paying $6 Billion. There are people, and businesses, down there still effected by all that. These places employ hundreds of attorneys that know every little trick in the book. If there is a way out without paying they will find it. They'd rather spend a few million than a few billion.
Doggie: But what if the Jacksons lose?
Dave: They already have. Win or lose they have lost. Say this trial goes on for 9 months, at the end the media will have raised all the usual crap from the 2005 trial, they will have alleged news stories confirming Michael Jackson as drug-riddled junkie, and the kids will have been dragged into court for all of this shit. Like I said nothing good will come of this lawsuit. And let us not forget that Murray has already been convicted.
Doggie: That is going to make a difference?
Dave: Of course it is. Murray has been convicted, the contract was never signed so legally is void, so the whole 'smoking gun' emails that people sent are worthless in a court of law. Doesn't matter what they say. If Murray wasn't legally working for AEG Live then they are merely opinion. And as it goes right now AEG Live have it from evidence in the Murray trial, which the State raised, that the contract had not been signed by Michael. So the whole email thing is a moot point.
Doggie: Scarily enough I see where you are coming from on that.
Dave: The only reason that the Jackson family is going after AEG Live is because they know it is pointless to go after Murray. He's in jail, he has no money, and his chances of employment are slim. He'll more than likely end up flipping burgers at the local McDonalds. Nobody is going to want the doctor that killed Michael Jackson to look after them.
Doggie: OK. But say the hoaxers are right. Say it is all some game.
Dave: Listen to yourself. A game? Look, the hoaxers use the whole "4 years to get it right" speech as some sort of clue. Well, in a couple of months the 4 years will be done. Nobody is coming back to 'BAM'. It was a nice idea, but that is all it was, and all it ever will be. An idea. Things have moved on too far.
Doggie: In what way?
Dave: Well, as Katherine and the kids are listed as plaintiffs in the wrongful death lawsuit you have two choices. They don't know Michael is alive which means he did all this without telling them, and they think he is dead. Or his Mom and kids have committed perjury already, with the depositions, and if AEG Live pay even a penny it is fraud. You can't have it both ways. Everyone needs to move on and let the legacy of Michael be as it is and not allow this ridiculous lawsuit to tarnish it - which it will do, the gutter media will make sure of that.
Doggie: OK. Well that about wraps it up.
Dave: You don't want to know what I have been up to for the past few months?
Doggie: To be honest - not really. I think most people have forgotten you even existed.
Dave: Well then. Next time I have an opinion I'll make sure TMZ get the exclusive.
Doggie: I won't hold my breath waiting to read that.

Who Killed The Hoax?

The short answer is that the hoax killed the hoax. There you go saves a lot of time reading the rest of the post. Enjoy your Christmas and all that; thanks for stopping by.

If you want to hang around and read the long answer; then carry on reading.

Warning: This post contains strong language; but hey what did you really expect?

The idea that Michael Jackson may have faked his death, just like Elvis, sat with me for ages. But the dawn of realization made me reconsider this; and I decided that no matter what Michael Jackson had truly passed away.

But the hoax lived on with various mentally retarded people thinking they were Michael Jackson; and they made their way to various social networks. But these dipshits are just the bottom-feeders of the whole hoax community; the real turnip-munching, ass-chomping, fucktards are the ones that support these basement dwellers.

The people know who they are. They follow these wannabes as if it really was Michael Jackson tweeting away to them. And if you gives these fucked-up individuals any information which proves that these wannabe cocksuckers are not Michael Jackson they get all defensive and go into some #TeamDMovie or #TeamAMSI protective little ring to protect their 'supposed' idol.

Well, there is no nice way to put this, you are all fucking stupid assholes for thinking that someone who attacks Katherine Jackson openly in their tweets is Michael Jackson; the guy who adored and worshiped his mother. And you dumb fucks that support these basement dwellers are the ones that killed the hoax. You killed the legacy of your idol by believing that these fuck-ups of life are Michael himself.

So, when you follow the every word of these wannabes like they are some sort of savior remember the hoax is looking like a complete fucking joke so you people can get your kicks thinking that some high school dropout is Michael Jackson. So pat yourselves on your back and then wipe that slimy grin off your face because in all honesty you people make Conrad Murray look like a nice guy.

Some quick facts to piss you off just that little bit more. AMSI, or whatever shitty name they are using now, is not, will never be, and can never be Michael Jackson. You feed their ego, which they nurse because their mother rejected them at birth. You hang on their every word and treat it like some sort of gospel of Michael. You really think that Michael Jackson is tweeting to you. You need to just get over it. You need to look at all the evidence that various people have presented and realize that Michael Jackson is not, and never will be, on Twitter, Facebook, MySpace, or Pinterest.

You need to stop allowing these dumbass wannabes to mind-fuck each and everyone of you. If you really need to hold on to the idea that Michael Jackson is alive and well so be it. But to dilute his legacy with the belief that some ex-felon on Twitter is Michael Jackson not only deludes yourself it slowly but surely  leaves Michael Jackson's legacy looking like some murky pool of shit and piss.

Who killed the hoax? The people who fall for every fucking mind game going. If you think some asshole on Twitter, or some crazy Nazi preaching some regurgitated Seven Day Adventist bullshit can save you I truly pity you. But while you fall for everything you will receive an email from an African prince that needs your help - in advance he thanks you for your cash.

How To Be Michael Jackson

You woke up this morning and decided you want to be Michael Jackson. Well, good news for you my friend - it truly doesn't matter if you are black or white. Thanks to the Internet anyone can be Michael Jackson. Lets be honest it doesn't matter if you are black, white, male, female, or an alien from another planet; it is the Internet.

But before everyone jumps up and down shouting "I'm going to be Michael Jackson" there are a few things you'll need. Some of them are required and some of them are optional. It all depends on how far you want to take it.

An Internet connection. Doesn't matter if it is yours, your neighbors, or McDonalds. Hell it doesn't even matter if you are still using dial-up. Without an Internet connection you'll actually have to turn up in person; and you will be spotted as a fake instantly. Unless you have a great excuse as to why Michael Jackson is now 350 lbs, female, and living in a basement.

An email account. Be sure to pick an address that will work for your plan; and just screams Michael Jackson. Such as IAmMichaelJoe@gmail.com or NoReallyIAmMJ@yahoo.com. The possibilities are almost limitless. Remember be as creative as possible here; after all you are Michael Jackson. If all the addresses you can think of have gone, don't give up, just add three 7s at the end: IAmMichaelJacksonNoReallyIAm777@gmail.com or TheSingleGlovedOne777@hotmail.com. Important Note: Always use this email. Never accidentally use your own personal email address; because Michael Jackson just would not email from Basement.Dweller@att.com. He Just wouldn't.

A Twitter, Facebook, TinyChat, and Skype account. Don't worry about MySpace; there are 5 people still using it which is not a big enough audience for 'Michael Jackson'.

A Purpose. You don't want to waste your time just being Michael Jackson; and just tweeting about nothing. Remember you are Michael Jackson. You have to have a purpose. But don't get all sad, and depressed, you don't have to think too hard. You could be spreading love, the truth, giving clues, or just doing psychic readings for your fans that are willing to divulge more information than they should.

A jeweled glove, fedora hat, and white socks. These are totally optional as you'll never be seen; but they will help you stay in character. Now, if you want to go with a 'Bad era' Michael Jackson look that is totally up to you; but if your Michael Jackson is popular you could spend hours each day sat in tight-fitting leather trousers. The choice is yours.

A basic knowledge of Michael Jackson. Don't worry if you know nothing about him; Google is your friend at this point. And if you want to say something as Michael Jackson, that is wrong, mention the version in the media and news is lies. Just be careful what you choose to lie about. Tweeting "I really wish Jermaine had done the vocals on Earth Song." will instantly have you rejected as yet another fake Michael Jackson.

So armed with your new identity you are ready to reveal Michael Jackson to the world. You are ready to join the other Michael Jacksons; and rise to the top. You are ready to be the best fake Michael Jackson you can be. Soon hundreds, if not thousands, will be following your every word. Well done Mr. Jackson!

But oh no. Hundreds of other fake Michael Jacksons are already there. They have the backing of 'investigative journalists' like Pearl Jr. You feel queasy. You don't have it in you to compete. You got your Mom's basement set up just the way you like it. Tears run down your cheeks because it was all for nothing.

Fear not. The world may not be ready for another Michael Jackson you don't have to give up on your dreams.

Dry those tears. Shake off the disappointment. Because today your dreams change. You are going to be an informer.

That is it. Smile. Be happy. So you didn't make it as Michael Jackson. Not to worry. You are now one of Michael Jackson's closest friends; ready to reveal information on behalf of Michael Jackson. Fame is at your fingertips.

Now I already know what you are thinking. You are thinking "But Doggie I couldn't make it as Michael how can I make it as an informer?' Fret not. Look at other informers. They know nothing. They lead people on a path through some mindless drivel and never give a clear answer. And if you say something which is later proven wrong you can use the old chestnut excuse of "Plans were changed at the last minute." They will fall for that time and time again.

So, hang up your bedazzled glove. Put the fedora hat back in the closet. You are now a Michael Jackson informer.

First thing first. Forget about typing normally that is for normal people. You must be cryptic so that if anything goes wrong you can blame others for misinterpreting it. It is never your fault.

Be aware that certain informers in the past have done things that you should try and avoid copying:

JokeCalmsChina - Anagrams
TS - Numerology

Both have been done and been debunked. The anagrams were flawed in their answers. The numerology was flawed in that constant variables were changed so that calculations could equal something it otherwise would not.

As a fake informer you need to be original. You need to stand out from the crowd of the other fake informers. Spending a bit of time here will reap the benefits later.

You are ready. Join a forum, start giving your own version of information, wait for the people to follow your every word. You put the work in - now bask in the glory.

Legal Notice: Pretending to Michael Jackson, or an informer, is not illegal as long as it is not done to make money or mislead people in a harmful way. It is, however, very sad and shows signs of deeper psychological problems; but it is not illegal as long as you don't cash in or harm people. This guide is merely an introduction into the stupidity of pretending to be Michael Jackson; or an informer. If you really feel the need to go this route it might be an ideal time to evaluate your life; see what is lacking so badly that you have to fill the space with being a fake Michael Jackson; or informer.

Legal Notice 2: For all the retarded assholes from MJDHI that are going to bitch, whine, and snivel that the calculations of TS have not been debunked; which is why the $999 was never paid - READ, INVESTIGATE, & ASK. Any mathematician, or scientist, will tell you that for a numerical formula (especially those involving dates) to hold up to scrutiny, and prove itself to be correct, it must remain constant. Using 2-digit and 4-digit years for calculations is not constant. Lets look at the date of death; June 25, 2009:

06 + 25 + 09 = 40
06 + 25 + 2009 = 42
06 + 25 + 2009 = 2040
0 + 6 + 2 + 5 + 0 + 9 = 22
0 + 6 + 2 + 5 + 2 + 0 + 0 + 9 = 24

Four different answers from one date; merely using addition. Therefore the numerology is debunked because certain calculations of TS use 2-digit years; and others 4-digit years. Instead of paying me the $999 donate it to the ASPCA.

Legal Notice 3: The 'guide' to being Michael Jackson, or an informer, does not merely poke fun at the various basement dwellers that do this. It also pokes fun at those that are deluded they will grasp at anything. But then there are also those that seem to be doing it purely for financial gain - these can be spotted by their constant advertising and plagiarism of others work.

A Small Rant

OK this post is for the supposed fans of Michael Jackson that follow the Twitter user @AsMichaelJoeSay (previously known as MJViva and AsMichaelSaysIt).

What the hell are you fucking retarded, monkey masturbating, inbred assholes think you are doing? You really think this basement dweller is Michael Jackson? You really that fucked in the head that you'll cling on to any dumbass that says they are Michael Jackson?

Let's be honest here. AsMichaelJoeSay has about as much chance of being Michael Jackson as Homeless Dave. Yep, it is that pure and simple.

And just before you all start with the whole: "I'll follow who I want. I don't care if this 400lb, 45 year old virgin, is living in their Mom's basement. It may be Michael." Think about it. Read all the stuff about what MJViva, AsMichaelSaysIt, and AsMichaelJoeSay has said in the past.

And while we are at it let us mention that this basement dweller is going to the chat room, on TinyChat, that Paris Jackson frequents. Does she acknowledge him? No. Does she even mention him? No.

Why? Because AsMichaelJoeSay is not her dad.

While we are mentioning a reality check can all the hoaxers stop asking Paris about her Dad being alive. Think about the reality of what you are doing. You are asking a child about her dead parent. Just because you feel that he may have faked his death don't make it factual.

You people following every fake ass wannabe Michael Jackson are not only giving the 'idea of of a hoax' a bad name but if Michael Jackson is alive (which is highly doubtful) he is looking at all you retards following a fake; thinking: "This is why I faked my death. These assholes are dumber than a box of rocks dipped in stupidity."

You can say I am no fan because I don't think every little thing that happens in the world is a clue. If I want easy breadcrumbs I'll go buy some Shake & Bake.

As usual don't take my word for it. Use Google cache and check what your wannabe MJ has said in the past. You all want to investigate something - how about investigating all these claims from fakes, informers, and all the other cockroaches that are claiming they know something.

Peace. (Just for old times sake)

Michael Jackson Stamps

Last night on Twitter @DLRodarte tweeted "How come there has not been a postage stamp with MJ on it? #LOVE and #PEACE"

I knew there had been a stamp, well a collection, but just could not for the life of me remember which country had issued them. Google provided the answer. The country that issued a set of eight Michael Jackson stamps was St Vincent (a Carribean island with a population of approximately 120,000). The stamps issued in 1985 look like:

Thats about as far as the conversation went on Twitter. But I was thinking about it today; and wondering why the United States Postal Service and the Michael Jackson Estate have not thought to do a set of stamps.

According to CNN approximately 51% of all Americans are Michael Jackson fans. Approximately 151,000,000 people. If half of them collected a set of 6 stamps featuring Michael Jackson that would be $203,850,000 in sales for the United States Postal Service (6 stamps at 45c x 75,500,000); and that doesn't even include the stamp collectors that are not Michael Jackson fans.

As for the Michael Jackson Estate they could use the set of stamps as an advertisement opportunity; possibly featuring the Bad album which is in its 25 year anniversary. This would generate sales of the 25th Anniversary Bad album.

The stamps could look like this:

With the set looking like:

And surely it cannot be forgotten that Michael Jackson was a citizen of the United States; surely it wouldn't kill the United States Postal Service to work with the Michael Jackson Estate to commerate an artist who is a worldwide icon.

Interviewing Homeless Dave

To many he is simply Homeless Dave. But Dave Jackson is a man on a mission. Since his return, from when he was in a coma for almost a year, he has set goals - and plans to conquer those goals one at a time. I caught up with Homeless Dave and found out about his goals.

Doggie: Almost a year and then you come back with a whole new attitude. What happened?
Dave: I was in a coma for almost a year. It makes you see the bigger picture. You take a look around and see what you would have missed had you died; and you think: Damn, why was I wasting time?
Doggie: A whole new outlook on life then?
Dave: Not really. I just see things differently. You know when Neo realizes he is the one, in The Matrix, that is kind of how I feel.
Doggie: So you think you have been chosen?
Dave: No. Just I see things differently.
Doggie: Such as?
Dave: The whole Michael Jackson death hoax possibility.
Doggie: So your opinion has changed over the last year?
Dave: Let me get one thing straight. Just because my name is Dave Jackson does not mean I'm related in any way. Look at me I'm white.
Doggie: Dave, I don't think anyone has suggested you are related.
Dave: Maybe not but I wanted to clear the matter up.
Doggie: OK. So your opinion on the hoax?
Dave: I'm not saying there is a hoax. I'm not saying Michael Jackson faked his death. And in the grand scheme of things it makes no difference to me. I mean if Michael Jackson faked his death, and he makes a comeback, he isn't going to come find me, shake my hand, and say 'Thanks for beLIEving in me Dave.' It makes no difference to him, either, if I believe or not.
Doggie: Well do you believe?
Dave: No. No I don't. I have had it with the whole hoax. I don't care anymore. It is full of egotists, the blind, and retarded people that should stop wasting oxygen.
Doggie: Whoa there Dave. You may have to expand a bit on that.
Dave: The egotists - people like Souza; running MJDHI. It could have been a great forum. It could have been the hub of the whole hoax investigation. But it is nothing more than a joke. People thinking Michael Jackson is reading their mindless crap about numerology and religion. They need to get over themselves. Michael Jackson, if he was alive, would not waste his precious time reading the fact that some Seventh Day Adventist has added every number to equal 7. And all this religion thrown into the mix. It is just a waste of time for people to read. Michael himself never chose a religion as such and looked at all religions. If he wasted his last few days, before faking his death, to make sure all the numbers matched he might as well not ever make a comeback because he has obviously lost the plot.
Doggie: The blind?
Dave: All these idiots that follow every single breadcrumb they are fed. It doesn't matter how stupid it is they follow like it is really something. The numerology falls into this category too but it is much more than that. All these people that must be on some sort of drug are leading people up the garden path. I'm no doctor but without a medical license I'd say they are on drugs. You have Pearl Jr think that anyone who joined Twitter, and is called Peter, is Michael Jackson. If you ask me ...
Doggie: That is why it is called an interview.
Dave: Anyway, if you ask me Pearl Jr is in all this for the money. I mean the woman wrote an introduction to a book which says 'goodbye' to Michael Jackson. What the Hell is all that about if she isn't in it for the money? But people are following all her 'nudge nudge wink wink' clues like they actually mean something. Every bloody tweet that woman does ends with a commercial to one of her products. She is worse than the promotional tweets Twitter puts out. At least they actually tell you they are advertising tweets.
Doggie: You still see all them?
Dave: Yeah. The client I use doesn't block them. Plus I think I followed half of them by mistake.
Doggie: I see. Back to the breadcrumbs.
Dave: Do these half-wits really think that Michael Jackson left all these clues so that he could be found? I mean seriously who would do such a thing? It is not like he is on some giant 'hide and seek' game sitting in some hotel room waiting to be found by some crack fiend. It just does not make sense. They need to stop and take a look from the outside to see how other people see them. Michael Jackson didn't plan all this so that every date to do with his entire life, up to the time he supposedly faked his death, added up to the number seven. Anyone that believes that really needs to unplug their computer, put it back in the box, and save themselves from how stupid they look.
Doggie: Dave, that is a bit harsh.
Dave: It may be harsh but it is true. If you think that you have spoke to Michael Jackson, since June 2009, on some social networking site, or on a forum, you really need to evaluate your grip on reality. Because that is why he faked his death - so he could sit in obscurity and read, and talk, about it on the Internet. Do these people realize how stupid they look to the outside world?
Doggie: Possibly not. And the wasting oxygen?
Dave: The whole hoax. Like I said it makes no difference to Michael Jackson. He doesn't give a damn. Chances are that by now people should start realizing this is no hoax and the guy is dead. Leave the guy alone. He isn't putting clues for you to find him. And all you supposed fans that tweet to his kids saying he is alive; you really think that is helping them? You really think Michael Jackson wants you to be making his kids relive the fact their father is gone; day after day?
Doggie: Well I suppose not.
Dave: Of course not. These people are sick. Throwing it in his kids faces on a daily basis. Assholes the lot of them.
Doggie: So moving away from the hoax somewhat ...
Dave: Good. Because that is one situation where the lunatics have taken over the asylum.
Doggie: What do you reckon to Britney Spears being a judge on X Factor?
Dave: I think that is a bad move. She is famous for lip-syncing her whole career. Nothing but a female version of Justin Bieber.
Doggie: Speaking of Bieber. What do you think of him copying Michael Jackson so much?
Dave: Little Canadian prick should do his own thing. I know he is Usher's little bitch and everything but he needs a trademark of his own. He doesn't want to be remembered as the talentless wonder that just stole everything.
Doggie: Dave; do you have anything nice to say about anyone?
Dave: Willie Nelson and Skrillex. Willie Nelson for those relaxing moments when you smoke. And a little bit of Skrillex to get the blood pumping before you go shoplifting.
Doggie: You know you shouldn't be an ambassador for shoplifting.
Dave: I advertise for these places when I shoplift there. It is not even really shoplifting. It is like an official payment for my advertising services.
Doggie: You can word it however you want. It is still shoplifting.
Dave: You say tomatoes I say tomatoes. You say shoplifting I say advertising.
Doggie: The tomatoes joke won't work in print.
Dave: Nor will any of the other jokes. So don't start worrying about it now.
Doggie: Any words you'd like to say to those that listen to your aimless rambling?
Dave: Do whatever you want. You wake up one morning and you want to paint yourself green and run around Walmart shouting 'I'm a Gummi Bear' I say just do it.
Doggie: That is it?
Dave: You expecting some psychological diarrhea? I'm homeless, I shoplift, and I'm as real as Sasquatch. I'm Homeless Dave not Plato.
Doggie: True. Well thanks for nothing.
Dave: You are welcome.

Interview Of A Lifetime

In what felt like a few pages from an Agatha Christie novel I was instructed, if I wanted the interview of a lifetime, to be at a certain place at a certain time. I was instructed to come alone; with no camera. I was instructed to be on time.

The following is the transcript from the interview that took place.

Michael Jackson: I thought you was meant to be a dog?
Saint Doggie: I thought you was meant to be dead?
Michael Jackson: I am.
Saint Doggie: So you are a ghost and all of this is some drug fueled delusion?
Michael Jackson: No silly I'm alive.
Saint Doggie: You just agreed you were meant to be dead.
Michael Jackson: Meant to be. Doesn't mean I am.
Saint Doggie: I see. So you spent the last three years perfecting some routine where you answer questions without actually answering them?
Michael Jackson: Well from what I was told you spent the last three years going from a dog, to a joker, then back to a dog. Now you call yourself a saint.
Saint Doggie: Hey. That is for tax purposes. Anyway I got a string of questions for you.
Michael Jackson: Well then ask away.
Saint Doggie: Firstly, what is with all these damn clues everywhere?
Michael Jackson: There are no clues. People will see and believe what they want.
Saint Doggie: So not one clue to say you are alive?
Michael Jackson: No. You don't fake your death to leave a trail of breadcrumbs. This is reality not some Hansel and Gretal story.
Saint Doggie: But you have to admit some clues are possible?
Michael Jackson: If I scream from the top of the tallest building in the world "777" that doesn't make it a clue; that makes it a man screaming numbers. People will see what they want.
Saint Doggie: Anyone in your family know you are alive?
Michael Jackson: The important people. The people I trust.
Saint Doggie: Your kids?
Michael Jackson: Yes.
Saint Doggie: Your Mom?
Michael Jackson: Of course.
Saint Doggie: Jermaine?
Michael Jackson: Hell no.
Saint Doggie: But he did the now infamous airport slip-up. Where he said you went to the airport.
Michael Jackson: Big deal. It is Jermaine. He wouldn't know the truth if it came up and knocked four of his teeth out.
Saint Doggie: Is Jermaine the only one who doesn't know?
Michael Jackson: Yeah. It is kind of funny. Like, at Christmas time we had this big family get together. Big dinner, singing, and dancing. Just a good old fashioned family party. Everyone had to keep it a secret from Jermaine.
Saint Doggie: So life is pretty much normal?
Michael Jackson: I would say so. I'm still hiding from the media; just now I hide from the world also.
Saint Doggie: Do you feel bad that your kids have to live this lie?
Michael Jackson: Sometimes. But they understand I did it so I could be with them.
Saint Doggie: Does it worry you that one day you may be uncovered?
Michael Jackson: (Chuckles) Yeah. That is why I agreed to do this interview.
Saint Doggie: Nobody will read it anyway.
Michael Jackson: But seriously the kids are fine about it. And so far only one mistake.
Saint Doggie: A big one?
Michael Jackson: Well Prince was at school and got into this argument. It was about who was better - Michael Jackson or Elvis. Prince obviously chose me. Then some kid started on about Elvis selling more stamps or something. Somehow the argument got heated and Prince blurted out "My Dad could kick Elvis' ass any day of the week." The other kid laughed and said "Maybe if he wasn't as dead as Elvis." So Prince retaliated "He's not dead he's alive." Quickly Paris stepped in and said that Prince was spending too much time his Uncle Jermaine; which was why he wasn't making too much sense. It was a close one for sure.
Saint Doggie: Jermaine takes the blame for a lot of things. Do you sometimes feel that it is a little unfair?
Michael Jackson: No. Mom said if it wasn't for my Dad drinking there would have been no more kids after Jermaine was born. She said he didn't want to risk another one like that. But Dad would get drinking and a few months later Mom would be praying to Jehovah that it didn't come out like Jermaine.
Saint Doggie: Understandable. Recently it was mentioned there may be a hologram of you on the Unity tour your brothers are planning.
Michael Jackson: Let me stop you right there. Tupac had the hologram on stage. I'm Michael Jackson. I don't follow I lead. There is no way I'd let them use my image to copy something that has already been done.
Saint Doggie: So no plans for something at the Unity tour?
Michael Jackson: I never said that. I just stated I wouldn't do something that has already been done. I'm an innovator.
Saint Doggie: Well kind of. Faking your death has been done. Jesus, Elvis, Jim Morrison, and Lee Harvey Oswald to name a few. It is not exactly new.
Michael Jackson: You think those people are alive?
Saint Doggie: No. Well maybe Jim Morrison. Elvis would be dead by now as he wasn't in the best of health. Jesus you have to wonder if he ever really existed. Lee Harvey Oswald would have been taken out by the CIA or KGB by now.
Michael Jackson: Didn't Lee Harvey Oswald get shot?
Saint Doggie: Didn't Michael Jackson die of a cardiac arrest?
Michael Jackson: Good point.

Suddenly Michael took a call and had to end the interview. He apologized and left.

Three Years Later (Almost)

This may very well be the last post on this blog. You'll notice I say "may" because even I'm not too sure.

With the three year anniversary of the passing, rapidly approaching, of Michael Jackson (fake or not) realization has finally set in.

The purpose of this blog was always just a place for me to put my opinion somewhere so that when I am old and gray I can look back and see what the hell I was on at the time. It has never been about how many people read it. It has never been about how many people agree with me. I really, and honestly, couldn't care less if people read it; or agree with what I wrote.

But I awoke this morning, with a pretty busy schedule of things to do - programming for clients and a few other things for friends. Anyway, while I was doing this a sudden burst of realization hit me.

That realization was whether Michael Jackson faked his death or not it makes no difference to me in the long run; because of what I believe. I believe that if Michael Jackson faked his death, which I'm not 100% certain of, he is never coming back. You just don't fake your death for some 'game' leaving clues and all that shit. And if he didn't fake his death - well then he's dead anyway.

And as for all the other stuff. I've done my bit. I wrote what I felt, and eventually knew, what was going on with regards to certain people in this whole hoax investigation. I wrote it mainly as notes, but at the same time if anyone thought of looking into the hoax at this late point they would have a warning of what shit is going on.

So, as I said, this may be the last post unless something earth-shattering does happen. Maybe, and this is a long shot, Michael Jackson does make a return and proves me wrong. But I'm not holding my breath on that.

I leave one message for anyone that finds this - "Think for yourself. Don't take anyone's word for anything, including mine, look into everything. Because the second you stop questioning you become a sheep."

And for those wondering ...Look for a MJDHI forum account that was deleted yesterday ... LOL

See You In 4 Years ... Maybe

This idea may have been discussed elsewhere. If so I don't remember seeing it exactly anywhere. But if it has, my apologies for repeating something already discussed.

In the footage from "This Is It", which was supposedly filmed up until June 24, 2009; Michael Jackson is quoted as saying "We have four years to get it right." Now admittedly at the time he was speaking about the Earth's destruction and stopping it. But was he?

I know previously it has been discussed, by others, that this somehow tied in with the Mayan prophecy of the end of the world.

Those previous discussions fail on two counts. Firstly 2009 plus 4 years would give a year of 2013; which would be one year late. Secondly, the Mayan prophecy is not a prophecy. December 21, 2012 is the end of an era in the Mayan, linear, calendar. Some scholars dispute the accuracy of December 21, 2012 due to the fact of changes in the calenders used by the western world.

But what if, and it is a hypothetical if with no real basis outside pure coincidence, Michael Jackson's statement about 4 years was a message to Conrad Murray; to complete his part in the hoax?

The idea is slightly out there as ideas go. And in all honesty coincidence is the most likely answer; more than anything else. But as a hypothetical theory only the idea has a sound basis.

Sometime in June 2009 - Michael Jackson makes a statement about 4 years. Nowhere else does is this statement made by Michael Jackson. Yes, he made statements about saving the planet but never with any sort of timescale.

June 25, 2009 - The hoax plan is put into action.


October 28, 2009 - This Is It is released in theaters.


September 27, 2011 - The trial of Conrad Murray starts; where he is charged with the involuntary manslaughter of Michael Jackson.


November 7, 2011 - Conrad Murray is found guilty of the involuntary manslaughter of Michael Jackson.


November 29, 2011 - Conrad Murray was sentenced to 4 years.


October 28, 2013 - Conrad Murray's expected release date (not taking into account an appeal, or time off for good behavior) (which is also the 4 year anniversary of the release of This Is It).

So here is the theory, which really has no basis other than coincidence.

Michael Jackson and Conrad Murray had discussed the hoax and at some point had enlisted the help of Ed Chernoff for the legal aspects. Conrad Murray gets 'cold feet', even though the expected pay-off is more than enough to set him up for life; and needs a little convincing. Knowing that "This Is It" will be released after the hoax has been pulled off Michael Jackson throws the 4 year bit in as a reminder to Conrad Murray of why he is going through all the hassle of being classed as 'the man who killed the King Of Pop'.

Admittedly, as theories go, it has no sound basis; and as previously stated relies heavily on coincidence. But there are a couple of facts which can be tied in with the theory.

As stated before, why mention 4 years? It does not tie in with all the apocalyptic predictions that the world will end in 2012.

In the transcript of the L.A.P.D. interviewing Conrad Murray on June 27, 2009, with Ed Chernoff present, it does appear that Ed Chernoff knows a lot more about medical terms relating to the case than he should after only 2 days. This is only odd, as he has never completed a medical court case like that presented to him through Conrad Murray.

Also, and finally, why did Conrad Murray feel it necessary to make a documentary? Was it merely so that the 'whole' hoax is documented. Which does somewhat tie in with why all the rehearsal footage was hot in High Definition. A full history of the hoax.

So there you have it. A theory with no basis, and a little bit out there, that relies solely on coincidence and supposition.

Looking At Logic

The Michael Jackson death hoax has been full of alleged clues which just blow the standard term of logic completely out of the water.

I started this post because a Twitter user, @appleheadlives, said to me:

"@Pearljr @d0gg1e @MJHOAXLIVE @peterpanpyt already posted that video saying "this is not me" so you're logic makes so sense.Pearl is right"

For those not following along at home - this is because Pearl Jr thinks that Twitter user @PeterPanPYT because he  joined Twitter on June 24, 2009 and sounds a little bit like Michael Jackson. Well when I disputed this Pearl Jr said I should 'RESEARCH'. Which to me was highly humorous as I already had. I did voice analysis on PeterPanPYT and Michael Jackson - and surprisingly they don't match (according to FBI standards of analysis). I haven't posted my analysis simply because the RESEARCH that I do is for my own personal use. As I have said many times this blog is merely an opinion; I don't give answers. I prefer that people do that themselves so that they can say they did look into something and got the answer themselves instead of just being told. Anyway, that is some of the history behind the tweet from @appleheadlives.

Now the logic 'argument' comes from the fact that there is a Youtube video pertaining to be PeterPanPYT. So i threw a link up on Twitter to said video. Is it PeterPanPYT? I really don't know; nor do I care as simply PeterPanPYT is not Michael Jackson as far as I am concerned. But PeterPanPYT denied that it was him in the video so it is obviously not him. And because he denied it this has been accepted.

But wait. This is where the fun and games really begin. PeterPanPYT also denied being Michael Jackson. But, according to Pearl Jr, we cannot believe that one. Why? Simple. Because it does not fit the theory that she is currently putting out there. I say currently, because last year she was so sure that the Leahcim video was definitely Michael Jackson.

So this is where 'logic' has a problem. If you accept one denial as a lie, surely if the person is thought to be lying then obviously any other statement made by the same person must be considered a lie? Logically if you think a person has lied before why believe that they are all of a sudden going to tell the truth?

That is the basis of logic. Logic follows a set pattern. If it does not follow a set pattern it becomes what is classed as 'fuzzy logic'; or on a slightly more extreme level may be considered 'chaotic logic'.

But let us not just look at logic. Let us look at the underlying reasons of why logic is being thrown out with the garbage to ensure that a theory remains.

Does anyone have anything to gain from PeterPanPYT being Michael Jackson?

PeterPanPYT obviously doesn't. I mean if, and it is just a hypothetical if, PeterPanPYT is Michael Jackson then why go to the bother of faking your death just to be discovered on Twitter? Logic once again means this doesn't make sense.

I have nothing to gain from PeterPanPYT being, or not being, Michael Jackson. As I have already said I am 100% sure he is not. So it makes no difference to me.

Pearl Jr on the other hand tweeted yesterday about Pseudocide 2 being written. Which will obviously be for sale. I'm not getting into the whole "Should Pearl Jr sell research obtained purely from the Internet" argument which was abound after the first Pseudocide was released. But it does indicate she has an agenda to keep the hoax death of Michael Jackson alive with various 'clues' for Pseudocide 2 to sell.

So when people start throwing terms like "logic" and "research" around. Don't just go with it. Stop. Think. And question everything. Because if you believe that Michael Jackson faked his death then someone, somewhere, is obviously lying their ass off. And the only person who can determine who, in all this mess of a hoax, is lying is - YOU.

Michael Jackson Is Dead

Yes, you read the title correctly; and no you didn't just wake up in 2009.

Many believe that Michael Jackson faked his death on June 25, 2009. But two and half years later it is difficult to see it still as some kind of hoax; or game.

Let us be honest here, for a while, no matter what your belief in the situation is and admit that dying has been good business for Michael Jackson and the whole Jackson family.  According to the prosecution in the Conrad Murray case Michael Jackson would have made approximately $100 million. And since his death, up to June 2011, he, or his estate depending on your view, has earned over $1 billion.

So with profits like that it is no wonder Michael Jackson may have faked his death. But whether he did or did not is beside the point.

Looking at a couple of the theories that exist that suggest Michael Jackson faked his death; nothing adds up.

Death threats is one reason that is always thrown in to the pot as to why Michael Jackson may have faked his death. But that was two and a half years ago. If the threat hasn't gone by now it never will and therefore if he did fake his death he is never going to come out of hiding.

Witness Protection is another option that is always put out when considering Michael Jackson hoaxed his death. Two and a half years of protection for what? Witness protection is so you can testify against some major crime. That hasn't happened.

And the final option is that Michael Jackson faked his death to simply cash in and clear his debts. Well, if that is the case he better never come back because there is going to be a ton of pissed off people that would most likely mean his next death is not faked.

So, as I see it, and it is just my opinion, Whether Michael Jackson faked his death or not he may as well be dead because he is never coming back.

Question Everything

If you were one of the few that started this long, long, journey back in 2009 you are 2 years in on a journey that may never end - kind of like a Mr Magoo Mystery tour.

But just because it may never end does not mean people should stop questioning things.

OK. That is the safe version over. So anyone easily offended may want to leave right now as it is about to go old school MJHDC.

What the fuck are some of these ignorant fuckers thinking? Following dumbass wannabe basement dwellers like mjviva on Twittter like they really are Michael Jackson; or when their story changes that they are in contact with Michael Jackson at the very least. And to avoid the whole retarded "mjviva never said they were MJ" shit from these dumb fucks that think mjviva is on the level I'll embed the video here with mjviva's tweets in it. So if you want to fucking complain that mjviva never said they were Michael Jackson - watch the video, go back read their fucking tweets and then decide if you want to look like a retarded abortion by defending the statement that "mjviva never said they were MJ".




As far as I am aware Katherine Jackson is not some mad scientist that has been cloning her children in the basement. How many fucking Michael Jacksons are people going to follow? Come on, there can only be one Michael Jackson.

I'm now going to name some people that you may or may not have heard of. These people were around at the beginning and may, or may not, still be investigating the hoax in their own way - AnnaK, Ghostie, Eternal, Tee, Souza, and many more. These people, along with countless others, put in the work at the beginning. Questioning every little detail. Questioning anyone who even hinted at knowing something. Tore apart every statement looking for the truth. Uncovered many details and many people claiming to be something they are not.

(Yes it pained me to include Souza. But in all seriousness her and Mo were damn good investigators in this whole hoax before they went off the rails. So credit where credit is due.)

But that was back then. Now is a bit different. Now people will believe anything and everything that some fuck throws their way. What has mjviva ever proven?

Did mjviva say they were Michael Jackson? Yes.


Did mjviva call the trial result? No.


Did mjviva say MJ would return in November or December? Yes.


Did mjviva then change that prediction to no comeback? Yes.

So over 1000 retarded waste of semen want to believe that shit and follow mjviva? Go ahead. But don't drag me into the same retarded world.

Do I believe? Sort of; there is some doubt. Do I want to be labeled a believer? Fuck no. Because to be honest, right now the believers are looking like a bunch of abortions with 1 brain cell shared among them. And the good news is that it is going to get worse and worse. Because any bored person who wants a bit of attention is going to pretend to be Michael Jackson on Twitter, Facebook, or Google+.

So in a few months time George W. Bush would leap over 300 burning believers to put Alex Jones out. And remember when that day comes you all created it by allowing.

But that is just a possibility. The future can be changed. Start questioning every little thing. Start asking people that are giving cryptic tweets to be clear. Make them answer clear 'yes or no' questions. If they won't answer with a clear answer, rather than the usual cryptic bullshit, you can pretty much guess they are hiding something - and it isn't Michael Jackson.

The vast majority I have seen involved in looking at the hoax have shown they are smarter, more intelligent, than the current state of the hoax. So now is either the time to prove it or go down in history as a bunch of delusional wastes of oxygen that spent months believing Michael Jackson was an egg.

But, and this is an important but, don't take my word for it. Go in the archives of MJ-Kit, the archives of MJHD, and other forums. See what was happening 2 years ago. And then you'll see why, whether people believe or not, the hoax is doomed on its current path.

Starting Over Again

What we need to do is go back; way back. Back to June 25, 2009.

Why? Because if Michael Jackson did fake his death something prompted it. Which may answer those questions which are still lurking.

The 'why' is the most important aspect of the whole hoax. Once the 'why' has been established all the other answers should be easier; and fall into place.

Looking at all the possibilities with regards to 'why', nothing really adds up completely. For certain possibilities some things fit; but for others other bits fit. It seems nothing really fits one particular possibility.

The Greatest Show On Earth - Are we really meant to believe that Michael Jackson, as a performer, was reduced to faking his death to create the greatest show on Earth? The guy created Thriller in 1983, and classed as the most influential music video of all-time, and nobody thought that video could be equaled. But in 1991 he gave the world the Black Or White video and then in 1995 he gave the world the Earth Song video. So to suggest that Michael Jackson faked his death for the greatest show on Earth; as a comeback does not make sense when he had made phenomenal comebacks without having to fake his death.

Michael's Millions - Michael Jackson faked his death because someone, unknown, was after his money. If we were talking billions, or even trillions, then the possibility is a maybe. But we are talking millions. So the evil corporation that is Sony wanted Michael Jackson dead for a few million dollars? Why? Sony make billions each and every year (in 2008, the year before, Sony made $89,601,000,000 give or take a few million); from record publishing, sales, electronics, game consoles and software, and various financial investments. In all honesty Michael Jackson would be worth more to Sony alive rather than dead. With over 100 unreleased tracks lying around and a worldwide fan base; they could of had hit CD after hit CD pumped out to make billions through the Sony/ATV partnership. And that doesn't even include merchandising, concerts, DVDs, and other deals that could be had.

Please, discard the Illuminati. Allegedly these elite people are controlling world governments. Why would they want Michael Jackson dead? And, in theory, if they are as powerful as they are made out to be then Michael Jackson faking his death wouldn't save him. They would get to him. And if this Illuminati is made up of the elite surely Sony must have someone with some illuminated contact which means the Illuminati would be cutting off their nose to spite their face. So, I just don't feel it fits. Why control the world, and all the governments, and then go after one pop star; no matter how famous he is?

Death Threats - It has been suggested there existed the possibility of death threats against Michael Jackson; or his kids. Michael Jackson had death threats before, back in 1992, against himself and his sister Janet. He didn't feel the need to fake his death then. And if some psychotic person is threatening to kill his kids, faking his death doesn't guarantee they will be safe. And seriously what father goes into hiding while his children are being threatened? I just don't buy the death threat theory simply because it is no guarantee. If the threats were against Michael Jackson he can never come out of hiding because the risk could still remain. And if the threats were against his kids as a father he would stay, stand, and fight for his kids like any father would.

Witness Protection - Michael Jackson had help from government agencies to fake his death; and was put in to Federal witness protection. This theory has some merit; because for Michael Jackson to fake his death he may need some assistance from government agencies such as the FBI, CIA, or at the very least State police. But if it is witness protection; what will Michael Jackson be a witness to? Hollywood corruption? It was happening before he was born so why now do they need him as a witness? Medical corruption? Once again it was happening before he was even born; and there are people better qualified than Michael Jackson to be witnesses. Witness protection fits in some ways but it leaves the unanswered question of what he is a witness to that only he can be a witness to; and is large enough for him to fake his death.

That is why I feel that to answer all the questions that remain, without any doubt, the 'why' needs to be known. And for all I know the 'why' may be before June 25, 2009 by year; not just months or weeks.

Alive, or dead, some questions remain without answers. And these, as far as I see it, are important questions; but not as important as the whole 'why' question itself.

I split these questions, in my head, in to two categories - "If he is alive" and "If he is dead". Not that they really need to be categorized as such; it is just my personal way of ordering them in some sort of order from all the chaos.

If He Is Alive

• What is Murray's role in all of it?
• What do the Jackson family really know?
• Who, if anyone, outside the family really knows?
• Why such an extravagant faked death?
• When did the planning really start?
• Is it legally possible without government help?
• Why the whole involuntary manslaughter trial?
• Do his kids know?
• Will there ever be a comeback?

If He Is Dead

• Is the justice system so inept that it takes 2 years to get his killer to trial?
• Is the justice system so useless that they can infer homicide but only try Murray on involuntary manslaughter?
• Why the lies in various testimonies in court?
• Is it right that certain members of his family, who he had no real contact with, are making money from his name?
• Why haven't the family said much, and expanded, about the people behind the death if Murray was supposedly just the fall guy?
• Why is the autopsy report so botched if they did an actual autopsy?

This post does not really try to answer anything. After reading it back, for me, it leaves more questions than when I started it. But if people, who believe Michael Jackson faked his death and is alive, think there is nothing to investigate - until every question has an irrefutable answer and the 'why' fits 100% there is always something to investigate to get to the truth of the matter.

How Many Fakes Does It Take?

Don't worry it is not the start of a math question.

Another week and another fake Michael Jackson rolls on to the scene; wanting their 15 minutes of basement fame. Scary bit is they will most likely end up with it.

I just don't get it. People that have shown themselves to be quite intelligent and make rational choices and decisions jump on these fakes like flies on cow shit.

And thanks to the fakes, and the people that follow them and hang on their every bullshit lie, all the other believers and hoaxers look like a bunch of mentally retarded monkeys waiting to be fucked over.

It may seem harmless to follow these basement dwellers wanting to be Michael Jackson or someone who is in the know - but seriously you make yourself look like a fucking mental patient jonesing for medication; and unfortunately for the people not believing in the bullshit you drag us down with you.

But while you are dragging the hoax into the realms of inbred stupidity try and remember why you believe.

If you think Michael Jackson is going to fake his death just for some cum stain to announce his return on Twitter you need help. Seriously, turn off your computer, get out and see the sun. Fuck it - see a doctor.

Let us look at some facts. Now these are proven facts which don't rely on any mathematical equation, they don't rely on some ever-changing date, they are just facts:

• The album "Thriller" has sold more than 110 million copies; more than twice as many as the next best selling album.
• Won 13 awards at the 1983 Billboard Awards; which has never been accomplished by anyone else.
• Won 11 awards at the 1984 American Music Awards; a feat unmatched.
• Won 7 Grammy Awards in 1984.

Along with tons of other awards. And let us not forget that Michael Jackson has been award "Humanitarian Of The Year" on countless occasions. And while we are at it - it might be worth mentioning that the music industry consider him a legend, a pioneer, and a one of a kind. Oh and while we are on facts. Let us not forget that This Is It sold out at world-record speed.

With them kind of facts in mind do you really think that Michael Jackson, if he is ever going to come back, is going to announce a return on Twitter? Do you think a man that wowed millions, if not billions, with his music is going to let a purple egg talk for him? Do you think that the man who undoubtedly did more for the music industry than anyone else ever is going to make you work out a math equation that would of got Einstein scratching his head?

Come on, wake up, smell the fucking coffee. Michael has always had people wanting to make their name from his. Think it is any different now? Think these basement dwellers aren't working on the fact that some Michael Jackson fans need answers? Actually just think.

Who Did Murray Kill?

On November 7, 2011 Dr. Conrad Murray was found guilty of involuntary manslaughter. Judge Pastor also remanded Murray in jail until sentencing on November 29, 2011. Does that mean the Michael Jackson death hoax is over?

Not necessarily. Certain things happened as Conrad Murray was found guilty that just didn't make sense.

Judge Pastor passes the verdict to Mrs Sammi Benson who reads it out:

"Superior Court of California; Los Angeles County. The people of the State of California, plaintiff versus Conrad Robert Murray, defendant. Case number FA073164. Title of court and cause. We the jury in the above title and action find the defendant, Conrad Robert Murray, guilty of the crime of involuntary manslaughter in violation of penal code section 192 sub-section B. Alleged victim Michael Joseph Jackson. Alleged date of June 25th 2009. As charged in count one of the information; this seventh day of November 2011. Foreperson juror ID number 145; seat number 3. Is this your verdict; is this your individual and personal verdict so say you one so say you all?"





Hold on there Mrs Benson. You said he was guilty yet the victim and day remain alleged? How is it alleged if he has been found guilty?

The dictionary defines 'alleged' as: "Represented as existing or as being as described but not so proved; supposed."

So Conrad Murray is guilty of involuntary manslaughter yet the victim and date have not been proved? Does that even make sense? How can a person be found guilty without a victim, or a date, being proved? In theory; they can't.

Also the alleged victim was Michael Joseph Jackson; yet  his driving license which according to the L.A. Coroner's office was used for identification purposes states his name as Michael Joe Jackson.

And if you want to get really technical the court documents from the 2005 case against Michael Jackson, where he was acquitted of all charges, all used "The People of the State of California v. Michael Joe Jackson" (Case 1133603 if you want to check).

So who the hell died? Because legally Michael Joseph Jackson is not Michael Joe Jackson; as any aliases used in court specifically have to be defined as such. So Mrs Benson would of had to say "Michael Joseph Jackson also known as Michael Joe Jackson."

And I know some are going to be saying: "Well let's not get picky here Joseph or Joe it is all the same." But in a court of law it is not the same; it is not even close. In a court of law one is a legal name and one is an undefined alias; and as an undefined alias is worthless.

So Murray may have been found guilty of involuntary manslaughter - but by legal definition it was not of Michael Joe Jackson.

The Jurors Speak

With the weekend being the only time that the jurors, in the Conrad Murray trial, can actually take a break in thinking about the trial; it seemed like a great time to get them all in one room. The alcohol started flowing; and the jurors opened up.

Legal Notice: Details may have been fabricated, omitted, or altered for legal purposes. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.

MJHDC: So how is deliberations going?
Juror 1: Not good, it is taking forever. Juror 5 had diarrhea on Friday and we ended up taking more breaks than necessary ...
Juror 5: Hey, not my fault. I still say it was the chicken from the court cafeteria that caused it.
Juror 8: Well I had the chicken and it didn't effect me in any way.
Juror 5: Aren't you just special then.
Juror 4: I had a bit of an icky stomach and I had the chicken.
Juror 9: The beef was fine.
MJHDC: OK. Back to the trial. How has the medical evidence played a part in your deliberations?
Juror 7: It didn't. Not in mine any way. They totally lost me. I don't know if it was 25mg or the whole bottle.
Juror 11: Yeah. It was hard to keep up with all the experts.
Juror 10: It wasn't what they were saying it was just how they were saying it.
Juror 2: I'll agree with that. It was bad enough listening to Walgren and Chernoff. And then these so-called experts got on the stand. I was just about ready to blow my own brains out.
Juror 12: Some it did seem a bit in-depth. And how we are meant to understand it all is just crazy.
Juror 3: Its all a fucking hoax. You know that?
MJHDC: Well it is a possibility; that is for sure. So Juror 3 you believe?
Juror 3: Of course. I'm here for the free lunches and a bit of free time away from work and the family. I have 5 kids. Any break I can get I take.
Juror 5: Well if you don't think Michael Jackson is dead how do you intend to come to a verdict.
Juror 3: Not guilty. Dumbass. Its obvious if MJ is alive then Murray is innocent.
MJHDC: So are you allowed to discuss if you have taken any votes yet?
Juror 12: We took a vote as soon as we went in the room. It was 4 for guilty and 7 for not guilty ...
MJHDC: That is only 11.
Juror 12: Well Juror 5 was in the bathroom and wouldn't shout his answer through the door.
MJHDC: I see. Is it still that way now you have had a day of deliberations?
Juror 4: We don't know. We haven't had a vote since.
MJHDC: Well how about now, a quick show of hands? All those that think Conrad Murray is guilty raise your hand. OK that is 3 of you.
Juror 6: What we voting on?
MJHDC: Whether you think Murray is guilty at the present moment.
Juror 6: Oh sorry. I thought it was about who had the chicken still. I don't think Murray is guilty.
Juror 5: Nice going Janice.
Juror 6: Tom I didn't think we were allowed to mention names.
Juror 5: I'm sure he'll edit all that out at the end.
MJHDC: Yeah. Sure; if I remember.
Juror 5: See.
Juror 6: OK then. Well I really liked how Walgren composed himself in the closing argument. If I wasn't a married woman ...
Juror 4: Janice you are not married.
Juror 6: Yes I am. Just because we have never met doesn't mean we can't be married.
Juror 5: Oh for fucks sake. Crazy bitch is never getting married. Lets be honest about it. She spent 15 minutes at lunch yesterday lining her garden peas up on her plate.
Juror 6: Well they did look neater. You know I hate mess.
Juror 5: Yeah you are the only one who took notes in chronological order. Me I just winged it and hoped I could copy off someone at the end.
MJHDC: Sticking to the trial. A lot has been said about Propofol. Anyone ever had it before?
Juror 3: Me. Had it when I came back from the Gulf.
MJHDC: So you was in the Gulf war?
Juror 3: No way. It was a vacation before all this war stuff kicked off. Anyway I drunkenly fell off the balcony at the hotel. Broke my arm and cracked 2 ribs; and had a major gash on my head. They did some exploratory surgery and then it was when I had the Propofol. Well I think it was Propofol it is all a bit hazy.
MJHDC: This discussion isn't breaking Judge Pastor's guidance of not discussing the trial is it?
Juror 12: I don't think so. We only get paid Monday to Friday. So I think as along as it is the weekend we are alright to talk about it.
Juror 9: Do we get a lunch break?
MJHDC: You have been here for 20 minutes. So no.
Juror 9: What about a break?
Juror 1: That has what it has been like all the time. We just start talking and someone wants to do something.
Juror 4: We might head over to Carolwood Drive on Monday. I think as the jury we can ask for little trips to look at the scene.
MJHDC: Sort of. If it is relevant I think you can.
Juror 4: See I told you we could.
MJHDC: I wouldn't take my answer as the final answer.
Juror 3: I'm taking a camera. The only believer on the jury. Be a feather in my cap so to speak.
Juror 6: You don't wear a cap.
Juror 3: It is a figure of speech.
Juror 7: What will we learn from seeing Michael Jackson's bedroom?
Juror 3: Who gives a shit. At least we will be there. I'm wearing my fedora on Monday just in case.
MJHDC: Finally, before I wrap this up, I'd like to ask each of you for your opinion on how the trial went.
Juror 1: I was bored through most of it. Most of my notes are covered in little doodles.
Juror 2: I'd rather not say.
Juror 3: Boring. Boring. And even more boredom. I know MJ is alive so why go through this show?
Juror 4: Its been pretty exciting compared to my normal work. I have 17 cats you know.
MJHDC: I'm sure you do.
Juror 5: At least I'm getting paid for sleeping. And I did get the phone number of Ms Brazil. Result.
Juror 6: I think it has been very enlightening and we are going to be diligent in our deliberations.
Juror 5: Sure we are. Heads he is guilty. Tails he is innocent.
Juror 7: I don't know right now what is going on. Someone shouted 'murderer' at me last night. I got scared.
MJHDC: So, people know who you all are then?
Juror 7: It is a bit obvious. We all leave court wearing our 'juror number badge' so it didn't take them too long to work it out.
Juror 8: He's guilty and I'm going to recommend lethal injection.
MJHDC: Thats not possible. He'll do a maximum of 4 years by California sentencing guidelines.
Juror 8: Well we might as well let him go with the other 30,000 criminals they are releasing then.
Juror 9: Is Lindsay Lohan going to jail? I'm not allowed to watch the news.
MJHDC: Maybe. After she has posed for Playboy. She'll be in overnight and out the next morning.
Juror 10: She's nothing but a skank ho. I'd rather see Betty Ford naked.
MJHDC: Betty Ford is dead.
Juror 10: You got a problem with that?
Juror 11: I'm hoping it all ends soon. I think I am getting sores on my butt from sitting so much. I don't know how the judge does it all the time.
Juror 12: I say we go back Monday and just say "Not guilty" and get it all over with. Aint nobody going to have him as a doctor now anyway.
MJHDC: True that.
Juror 5: Its a fucking hoax. I tried explaining the ambulance picture to you; and the whole Robert Earl Carter connection.
Juror 7: Not that again.
MJHDC: Well you obviously have more to talk about. So good luck on Monday. And about 3.30PM if you could make your announcement I have a little bet going. Thanks.

After this discussion had taken place the jurors all left for their own lives. For legal reasons Janice's real name of Susan, and Tom's real name of Jason, were never mentioned.

Two-Faced Justice

Yesterday as Conrad Murray left the court some of the 'Justice4MJ' people were heard shouting "Murray is a murderer". Well, actually they were chanting it as he left.

So what the hell are they going to do if the guy is found innocent by 12 jurors?

They going to say that the decision is wrong? They going to complain there is no justice in the justice system? Or are they actually going to think before they start chanting their judgemental bullshit outside the court?

Let us take a little trip down memory lane, back to 2005, when Michael Jackson was acquitted of all charges.

Michael Jackson was indicted for four counts of molesting a minor, four counts of intoxicating a minor in order to molest him, one count of attempted child molestation, and one count of conspiring to hold the boy and his family captive at his 2,700-acre Neverland Ranch, as well as conspiring to commit extortion and child abduction. On June 13, 2005, the jury found Michael Jackson not guilty on all fourteen charges, which included all of the above plus four lesser-included misdemeanor counts.

So the question remains: Are these people that have promoted themselves to Judge, Jury, and executioner for Conrad Murray really going to say that there was a miscarriage of justice? Because the way I see it - If it is good enough justice to prove Michael Jackson innocent; no matter what the outcome it must also be good enough for Conrad Murray.

The 12 jurors are just ordinary people, like you and me, that have no specific medical training in the 'Propofol' area; and are working with the evidence and facts that were presented in the court room. As Judge Pastor said yesterday; this is the only evidence and facts they may use in reaching their decision. And to be honest, the whole 'medical expert' testimonies confused the hell out of me; but I see it from both sides.

Yes Murray was employed, although he never got paid, to care for Michael Jackson. But if the whole theory for the prosecution is that Murray set up a Propofol drip; and there is no tube for that then a question remains: Why did Murray leave everything else and just take one tube.

And that is going to be one of the many questions that the jury will be discussing I'm sure. And if they can't find a reason for Murray to take one item and leave everything else connected with the alleged Propofol IV drip it leaves reasonable doubt. And as such they cannot find him guilty of the charge of involuntary manslaughter without a shadow of a doubt.

So will the 'Justice4MJ' people forget that 12 jurors gave Michael Jackson an innocent verdict and they agreed with that just because the justice system may do the same to Conrad Murray?

I'm not advocating the justice system is perfect. Far from it. But at the same time it has to be said if it is good enough for one it is good enough for another. Yes mistakes are are made but at the same time it is not a time to become two-faced and say it is good enough for one and not the other.

It reminds me of the old saying "What is good for the goose is good for the gander."

Lets Call A Spade A Spade

Before anyone starts complaining that to use the term 'spade' is racist; according to Wikipedia it simply means: "To be outspoken, blunt, even to the point of rudeness; to call things by their proper names without any 'beating about the bush'."

Right with that little bit out the way on to the post; which is all about some fake ass wannabe Michael Jackson on Twitter. That person is @mjviva.

I went over to their account to check their tweets to see if there had just been a misunderstanding of some sort and read the last 7 days. No misunderstanding - the person is definitely a basement dweller that thinks they are Michael Jackson; well they think they are but then in other tweets they think they are not and are just involved somehow.

Before looking at the tweets lets get one thing out of the way. If Michael Jackson faked his death on June 25, 2009 in front of the whole world he is not going to make some announcement about his well-being, location, or life with a Twitter account that is just a fucking egg. Seriously, if you think that I am sure there are a million telemarketers that would love to call you right now and sell you something you don't need.

Anyway, on with the tweets:

(October 7, 2011)

"SEE YOU SOON. MICHAEL" You'll notice the period between "soon" and "Michael". So it is is Michael? Of course it is. No really that is all the proof you need. No it is not JokeCalmsChina, PeterPanPYT, or InMySmallCell (or whatever). Michael Jackson has tweeted to the entire world. Of course he didn't - because a purple egg told you this you are going to believe it? Take drugs in your strange world?

(Both October 7, 2011)

"The return timing is 2011." "Expect something good in November." The classic lines from bullshit basement dwellers. Anticipation. So November 2011? I doubt it. It just gives mjviva a whole extra month before they are outed to even the blind as a fake.

You all know how to look at a Twitter profile. I don't need to be pasting every little tweet for you to read.  But just remember that the tweets are signed as "MJ aka mjviva" and "MICHAEL". If you think it is Michael all well and good I'm sure you'll lead a very fruitful life and eventually working up to manager at the local McDonalds.

But seriously, if you want to believe that this purple egg has any connection to the hoax go ahead. No really. Makes no difference to me. I just know that come the end of November 2011 a bunch of people will all come to the realization this mjviva is another person that has a sad life and instead of being themselves they have to pretend to be Michael Jackson on Twitter.

Don't take my word for it. Look at what they have tweeted. Read the Twitlonger posts they posted and decide for yourself. But while you are deciding remember that this purple egg Michael Jackson is meant to be the same Michael Jackson that sold millions of albums; and wowed millions with his concerts?

Mankind Versus Conrad Murray

The entire U.S. nation was united in outrage as the Supreme Court denied Troy Davis a stay of execution. As the decision was announced Twitter and Facebook went crazy with the same outrage.

I have taken no time to look in to the Troy Davis case and so will not comment on guilt, or lack of it, other than to say that if there is even the smallest of doubt then an execution should not take place. You just cannot reverse an execution if later evidence proves a persons innocence.

But it did get me thinking about the Michael Jackson fans (believers and non-believers) on Twitter who were rallying in support of Troy Davis. It wasn't a good feeling it was kind of a 'I want to reach through the screen and strangle you hypocritical fuckers' feeling.

Back in 2005 every Michael Jackson fan would practically kill anyone who even suggested that he was guilty of the charges he was acquitted of. But these same fans will stand up for Troy Davis because of what they have heard; yet they want to see Conrad Murray either rot in hell or prison.

Is it fair for the same fans that were shouting "Justice for Michael" in 2005 and are now shouting "Justice 4 MJ" to be ready to become judge, jury, and executioner for Conrad Murray?

I must have missed the police statement that went something like this:

Detective Donald Nutkins said outside 100 North Carolwood Drive this morning: "We have a pretty open and shut case. Luckily for the investigation team there was hundreds of Michael Jackson fans sitting around in the bedroom, and other rooms, that saw everything that went on. I'll be surprised if Conrad Murray is not doing life for this heinous crime."

Oh that is right. I didn't miss that statement because it never happened.

I'm not defending Conrad Murray in any way, shape, or form I just feel that he should be given his opportunity in a court of law. That is not to say the justice system is 100% correct, and yes it makes mistakes, but that is what we have to live with.

A lot of messed up shit happened in North Carolwood Drive. And from what has been reported only half of it may be true and the rest complete bullshit. I don't know because I was not there. Only two people know for sure what happened on the morning of June 25, 2009 at 100 North Carolwood Drive and neither one of them is saying much.

(Like an adventure book you get to choose your own path now. Read which section you feel fits you better.)

Believers read this bit: Conrad Murray is sticking with the story he is meant to stick to. He knows exactly what happened and although a million and one clues were left he has to play his part to the very end. Michael may very well clear Conrad's name in the near future.

Non-believers read this bit: Conrad Murray isn't saying what is going on because he is charged with the death of Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson isn't saying anything because in one way or another he unfortunately died.

(Everyone can read the last bit.)

We may never know the full facts of what happened at the home of Michael Jackson on the morning of June 25, 2009. But should we fall into the trap of judging a person because of what has been said in the media much like what was done to Michael Jackson back in 2005?

And while we are on the subject of hypocrisy now might be a good time to mention the religious people that have already condemned Conrad Murray. As one of the Unholy Trinity I don't actually believe this; but here is a couple of quotes from your Bible:

"So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her." (John 8:7 KJV)

"Judge not, that ye be not judged." (Matthew 7:1 KJV)

So all the religious people can get off their high horses if they have condemned Conrad Murray already. Unless they want to admit they only pick and choose the bits from the Bible that fit with their life choices.