Same Scam - Same Old Henda

So Henda has finally graced MJHD.NET with his presence. Oh boy they never learn. Tell you what, why not ask the Double Dong team nicely and they might let you change your name to MJHD.COM.

What the fuck are you thinking? Let all these fuckers that created drama on MJHD.COM in on MJHD.NET and watch it fucking sink down the fucking toilet. Way to go. Might as well pack your shit up now; because within five months it will be in the same state that MJHD.COM was in when that shut down.

Firstly Henda joins under the topic "I'm Back". Big fucking deal. Let me ask them to roll the fucking red carpet out. Sorry, but nobody even knew you were gone; or cared. But what the fuck seems you went to the bother of announcing "I'm back" might as welcome you back... "Welcome back fuck stain. MJHD.NET needs an overinflated ego and look here you are."

Sorry but did anyone even know Henda had ever not been around? I thought he'd fucked off to jack off to WWE and Fishing magazines.

But don't give this guy time to breathe because he has an idea. On the second day of being a member he wants to drag a shitty idea over from MJHD.COM. Great idea. Bring Amy with you, she'll keep the members in line as it seems Lara may not be up to the job with all the monkey business she is allowing to go on. Lara, just as a suggestion, ban 4thetruth and Tis_ruthy, those two lying cunts were both in that Michael Jackson scam together. The only boyfriend involved is whichever one decided to be the butch bitch that night.

Anyway I digress again, Henda comes to MJHD.NET and wants to start a fund just like he suggested at MJHD.COM. Way to go genius. The idea never happened there what makes you think it is going to happen here. But wait, it involves PayPal. Truly the student has learned from the master; and Amy has taught this boy well.

Wake up. If it looks like shit, and it smells like shit you don't have to buy it to know it is shit. Get a fund together, cream some off the top. Wait, WWE King Of The Ring is pay-per-view; that is what he needs the money for - and Henda it is not King Of The Ring like you are thinking. He should of at least been honest and just said "Buy a band so I can jack off to Chris Jericho when he sweats."

You want to buy a band, buy the one below:



Peace.

It Is Coming It Is Coming

So according to Fuckfish, the database will be worked on by an expert on Tuesday. And for those with nothing to do on Tuesday it will be 9.00 AM if you want to schedule the time off work, or just make sure your calendar is empty at that time.

Nobody is saying whether this is the same technical expert that was going to charge $300, and nobody knows if the welfare disability check that Nightmare gets is actually paying for this. Nightmare has some disease, I don't remember what it is called, just know that it involves something in the womb growing in other places. Think it was called Endometriosis. It had something to do with a quilt. Fucked if I care or remember.

So with that in mind I'm almost 100% sure that it is time for the Paypal donate button to make a return.

Now Auntie Amy used the standard Paypal button:


Just a standard button. But Fuckfish and Nightmare are experts in PSP (Paint Shop Pro I'm guessing and not that they are happy they know how to play Tekken 6 on Sony's handheld) so they will design their own. An artist's impression is shown below:


This is merely an artist's impression of what is expected to come. But with two inbred, redneck, tobacco chewing, trailer trash, dumbasses completing the artwork, it won't be far from that.

Peace.

Ode To Auntie Amy

So that people don't think I am showing favouritism to Rhiannon I had to create a little poem for Auntie Amy. Before anyone decides to complain that I can't write poetry I already know this; but it is Sunday morning and God is smiling down so I thought why not.

Amy, your a florist, writer, and web designer
As scams go yours couldn't be finer
Making money with Paypal and Google
Logo design by Henda looks like doodles

Auntie Amy you need to really be honest
More and more people are picking up on this
So put on your diaper and shout out with glee
"I wear a diaper and I like to pee"

You know that Rhiannon will come to your aide
Kissing your ass and enjoying the taste
Commenting on things which she has no clue
Oh wait some people think Rhiannon is you

Have a wonderful Sunday (Tuesday if your computer runs on MJHD time).

Peace

Another Clue: The Evidence Keeps Coming

So for all that enjoyed yesterday's clue, and some of you got it right, here is the new MJHD clue. A little bit easier this time; but fun none the less:

5037853162289321

Now as a hint, this number is why you don't need to donate any money to MJHD.

Talking of donations, you all know the 'paypal donation' button on the MJHD website, which helps the upkeep of the site, or the Admin make money if the truth is finally sinking in, have you ever looked at the source code for that button? Well, for those that answered "no" here is a snippet of that source code:

name="business" value="payments@michaeljacksonhoaxdeath.com"

And I know this is going to be explained as yet another glitch, or the Admin didn't realise there was an option for personal use, but donations are meant for charities that need money to help people, animals, or causes not a business which already makes in excess of $900 a month with running costs each month less than half that.

Have fun with the clue and remember "The Truth Is Out There To Be Found If Your Eyes Are Not Blinded By The Hype."