Showing posts with label Nightmare. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nightmare. Show all posts

12/18/2009

Badkolo - Saint Or Sinner?

Some of you may have heard the rumor that Badkolo is some sort of savior for buying MJHD.COM; and then redirecting it to the S&M forum. But is Badkolo doing it purely, as the rumors suggest, to unite all the MJHD.COM members to one place?

Quick simple answer - No. I don't want to be blamed for yet another Administrator of MJHD.COM shitting their diaper and running off so I won't go too much in to the personal details of Badkolo. But just what is Badkolo's involvement in the death of MJHD.COM?

For those new to the whole MJHD conspiracy, first a short history lesson:

Early August - MJHD closed it's doors for a approximately 4 days. During this time Souza created MJKit as a back up; just in case MJHD ever really went down.

Mid-November - Auntie Amy takes a back seat at MJHD allowing alleged "trusted member" John Smith crashes the database and allows Fuckfish and Nightmare to run the place. (For those reading for the first time, Auntie Amy crashed the database and John Smith never existed).

End of November - ThisIsAlsoIt starts up, with the first re-direct being to MJHD.

Early December - MJHD closes it's doors and goes up for sale. Eventually it is allegedly sold to Badkolo, who uses it as a re-direct to the S&M forum.

With the history lesson over, we still have to wonder what Badkolo's intentions for buying MJHD was. Did he do it to unite all the ex-MJHD members in one place? Or, did he do it because he wanted to reduce the competition?

Back in early August, when MJHD first closed it's doors MJKit was created as a backup. Also at this time the S&M forum was registered. So Souza and Mo are heroes? No. The S&M forum isn't even owned by Souza and Mo. Enter Badkolo who is listed as the owner of the S&M forum:

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So on August 4, 2009 Badkolo decided to register, and own, the S&M forum. Then from there for MJHD it is all downhill until it finally closes its doors. Which Badkolo opens and uses as a re-direct to the S&M forum.

Now for me the biggest problem I see, as I don't really care which fuck up owns which website; seems they are all fucking each other in this whole mess, is that in the WhoIs of MichaelJacksonHoaxForum.com the registrant is listed as "investorsnet" which is listed at the same address as Badkolo (aka Louie Klarevas).

Now we have the problem, that Badkolo is no longer the savior of MJHD but is using MJHD to merely point to the S&M forum.

But just when you think that things cannot get any worse a whole bunch of questions come up:
  • Has Badkolo been in the background planning the demise of MJHD since August?
  • Does Badkolo even exist or is it merely another facet of Auntie Amy much like John Smith?
  • Why is the connection between MJHD, MJKit, the S&M forum, and ThisIsAlsoIt like a dirty pond where the water is getting dirtier and dirtier?
  • When will all the people involved in this web of lies, and deceit, tell the truth?
No matter how you look at it the whole situation doesn't look good.

Peace.

12/10/2009

MJHD Has Been Sold - But Has It?

So, MJHD has been sold. So now the mystery remains as to who bought the domain, did they get the database, and did they work on This Is It?

Well to answer those questions just take a look at the WhoIs of MJHD. For the untrained eye it doesn't tell you much. But to the trained eyes that have been following the whole MJHD.COM saga it tells a lot.

Firstly, all the people who enquired about purchasing the domain and database together were told: "There will be no copy of any databases being given. Both previous Forum Databases are unaccessible." Well the word on the street is that the old Wordpress will be revived and operational.

So if nobody could get a copy that means the only person who could put it back up is Auntie Amy. So point #1 of the sale is - there was no sale.

Now back to the WHOIS of MJHD.COM - When it went from Auntie Amy to Fuckfish and Nightmare; it transferred from GoDaddy to Bluehost. Well, with it being sold, it has now gone back to GoDaddy - more than a coincidence?

As to the mystery buyer working on This Is It. Nothing more than a smoke screen. There is no buyer for a start; but the buyer who is rumored to have purchased it has no connection to Sony, Michael, or Culver Studios - or anything or anyone else connected to This Is It. Just another random name thrown out there (much like the John Smith lie that was finally admitted) to cover the real owner - Auntie Amy.

So the sale, and subsequent purchase, was all a big ruse to make everybody think that someone new was running MJHD. Once again Chuck D, of Public Enemy, pops his head up to say "Don't believe the hype."


A big shout out to bec and ILYM who helped by listening to the chaotic thoughts of this blogger.

Peace.

12/09/2009

Hatred Or Vindication

I've noticed lately that there has been a lot of comments regarding the amount of hatred on this site, the bad language, Michael wouldn't have wanted to see any of this, and what has this to do with Michael?

So as nothing is really happening; I thought I'd take this quiet time to answer these comments in one big post.

Firstly, as the blogger, I write what I want. I don't force anyone to read it. I don't charge anyone to read it. As I have stated in the past it is just my opinion. Some people agree with it; and some people don't. As the poet, John Lydgate, said: "You can please some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can’t please all of the people all of the time." But that is the thing. I'm not trying to please anyone. I'm just blogging what I think.

Next comes the freedom of speech, or whatever you want to call it, that exists in almost every country (China, North Korea, Iraq, and Iran to name a few exceptions) which allows everyone to say what they want on any subject. So I use the freedom of speech to say what I think about MichaelJacksonHoaxDeath.com, MichaelJacksonHoaxDeath.net, a couple of blogs and websites, and the Admins that have been part of those websites and forums.

Would Michael have liked it? I'm not Michael Jackson. I don't know. Maybe. Maybe not. All I do know is that when certain things didn't sit right with Michael he voiced those opinions; and not always eloquently. As Michael was meeting fans in London last year he smiled as he held up a sign, briefly, which said: "Sony Kills Music". He can also be seen smiling at a fan who is holding up a sign which reads: "Fuck Motown".



So again I ask would Michael like what is on this blog? And I still have no definite answer. But what I do know is that he wouldn't have wanted people to lay down and be spoon fed bullshit from someone who was just making money off of his name.

And the final point. What has this got to do with Michael? Not a lot. This blog, as the name suggests, is about some of the underhand things that have gone on at MJHD. How a person put up a website, and forum, and then used that website to make money from it. Would Michael have liked that? Hell yeah, he didn't like anyone making money off his name, or legacy, so why would he have wanted to see MJHD do it?

So in response to all the people that complain about the language, the topics, and everything else - SHUT THE FUCK UP. Nobody forces you to come here and read this. Nobody is holding a gun to your head, or your family's heads, and saying "Read the MJHD Conspiracy blog or you will die!" IF you don't like what is on this blog, or the people that frequent it, there is other places on the Internet to go to.

This blog was put here for one reason - to show people what was really happening over at MJHD. A lot of people didn't believe it at first, and through time Auntie Amy, Fuckfish, and Nightmare, along with some others have proven to be liars and people that don't give a fuck what they do to people, or what they say to people.

No I'm not on some crusade to save the Internet from liars and assholes, there are too many for a start. But at the same time if I had sat and let the shit go on at MJHD which was going on and said nothing I would be no better than the ones that were, and will again, peddle their bullshit, drama, and lies.

So for the dumb and retarded I will say it once again:

NOBODY FORCES YOU TO READ THIS BLOG. IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT IS HAPPENING ON THIS BLOG GO SOMEWHERE ELSE.

Peace.

12/07/2009

There Is A New Blog In Town

So Fuckfish and Nightmare, the incest couple have started blogging. Like all innovations they eventually make it to the hillbillies (they will soon have inside toilets).

So what do Fuckfish, and Nightmare, have to say for themselves? Too much about nothing is the answer. And then when they try to defend their lies they get confused and contradict themselves.

As Sir Walter Scott wrote: Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive

I went to their blog, and had a look around, thought as they come to my blog I should do the honorable thing and show courtesy by viewing theirs. As I said the first two posts are Fuckfish and Nightmare trying to cover their asses. And watching them trip over their own lies, and inconsistencies, was just too funny to read when you know the REAL truth.

In his post entitled "@gymbunny" Fuckfish rants: "
You have even gone so far as to say that DayDream wasn’t hacked. How the hell do you know that? You don’t. 3 admins have been hacked into. DayDream was one of them, and if you want to know the others, maybe they will reply to this blog. She WAS hacked into, and if you don’t want to believe it fine."

Whoa, calm down Fuckfish you'll burst something. Who cares if Nightmare was hacked into? What is a hacker going to get anyway? Your incest, hillbilly, porn - that's it (which has been touched up (like you as a kid) in Paint Shop Pro). Who the fuck cares? Nobody. Nightmare's computer doesn't hold the working databases the server does.

Then in Nightmare's post entitled "The Databases And More.." the stupid woman has the insane idea that I am some how responsible for not wanting to be involved with MJHD. She rants: "I did know that conspiracy would find a way to target me and say things (though I didn’t know they be so disgusting towards my son and I). I thought I could handle that, and I thought that it wouldn’t bother me."

If you can't stand the heat don't host a website, or a blog for that matter. Read my comments. People think I'm retarded, Amy, Five, sick, twisted, fat, lonely, and a few other words. Water off a duck's back. I don't care what names I get called. Seriously if it bothers you that much you should never have hosted MJHD after seeing what Auntie Amy went through.

Back to the databases. Now although in her post Nightmare mentions they couldn't do anything with the databases because 40GB of files were missing he did then go on to say: "I have no use for your personal information, and had I been an ass and wanted to share it with others, I had plenty of opportunity to do so."

Share what information? Thought it was corrupt beyond repair? The web just tangles further and further.

There is a ton of shit on their blog if you want to read it. But from what I read, and this is just a personal opinion, it is simply more lies covering the original lies. Now they admit to knowing about this John character being a fake. Makes you wonder how many more lies these supposed Christians are going to tell on their slippery slope to hell.

Peace.

12/06/2009

New Hoax Theory - The Book

I'm not locking the blog until I feel it is time for everyone to know my version of a theory (so don't call me Souza or Mo). And I'm not even saying that any of this theory actually has any sound basis other than thoughts that go through my head (even though some say my head is retarded). But while I was watching the sun set (see I do leave the computer once in a while) I was wondering what was going to happen to all the information that was stored in the two databases from MJHD.COM.

So while members worry what is happening with their details, and who is going to get to see their information, a somewhat more important thing crossed my mind. What is going to happen to all the hard work that members put into those databases?

I know the idea of a book coming from Auntie Amy isn't a new theory, but I think the reason for the book is different to what everyone else is thinking. Stay with me on this one it gets complicated a bit and I ramble sometimes too.

Firstly, we have to look at the evidence. When the site was first created Auntie Amy used the term "Jacko" on the website; indicating she is not a fan.

Secondly, there is the way members were treated over at MJHD.COM. Me I couldn't give a shit what Auntie Amy, Fuckfish, and Nightmare thought of me. I was there for one reason only - to find out the truth. But Auntie Amy did a great job at alienating a lot of members; showing that she really didn't give a damn about any of them.

Thirdly, a forum was started; called "Emotional Support". Why would emotional support be of any interest to Auntie Amy when she was blatantly showing that she favored a few chosen members and fuck everyone else? All will become clear.

Fourthly, Auntie Amy was in no way just a dumb Aussie living in the outback, blowing Koalas for a living. She had some sense about her. She fooled so many people for so long that she couldn't have been as dumb as a box of rocks.

So, now we have the four main points, allow me to indulge a little with what I think my theory is.

The Book Theory

I do think that Auntie Amy will be using both databases (yes she was working Fuckfish and Nightmare like a puppet master - pulling their strings as she wished) to write a book. But I don't think the book will be on Michael, a faked death, a comeback, or hidden clues.

I think, and yes this is just an opinion, that Auntie Amy is going to write a book on Internet culture, and how to 'program' people over the Internet. The media do it all the time. CNN decides what stories go on their website, as does TMZ, NBC, BBC, and ABC.

Look at what Auntie Amy did to the website. Ever since she introduced the drama of JokeCalmsChina (JCC) and then a string of others. She has been keeping records on how people react.

Take a look at her latest creation - ThisIsAlsoIt.com, another social engineering project. Nobody has reported on there being a sequel apart from one article in the Huffington Post. If there was going to be a sequel to This Is It don't you think a few movie sites would of covered it? IMDB doesn't even cover it, and they cover movie releases that are scheduled for a 2011 release. So what is ThisIsAlsoIt.com really showing clues for? To get everyone to believe it is something, to build hype in a website that just re-directs where one person thinks they should be going or looking. It's a social engineering experiment and people are buying into this shit. I could put a link up each day on a different blog and proclaim it is clues or messages - doesn't mean it is.

When Auntie Amy releases her book I hope she at least has the decency to dedicate it correctly. And Auntie Amy, as I know you still read this blog, this is what your dedication should read:

"To all the real fans of Michael Jackson that I screwed over."

You haven't done shit for the real fans so far, so at least have the decency to admit it when you release your book.

Peace.

11/28/2009

It Is Coming It Is Coming

So according to Fuckfish, the database will be worked on by an expert on Tuesday. And for those with nothing to do on Tuesday it will be 9.00 AM if you want to schedule the time off work, or just make sure your calendar is empty at that time.

Nobody is saying whether this is the same technical expert that was going to charge $300, and nobody knows if the welfare disability check that Nightmare gets is actually paying for this. Nightmare has some disease, I don't remember what it is called, just know that it involves something in the womb growing in other places. Think it was called Endometriosis. It had something to do with a quilt. Fucked if I care or remember.

So with that in mind I'm almost 100% sure that it is time for the Paypal donate button to make a return.

Now Auntie Amy used the standard Paypal button:


Just a standard button. But Fuckfish and Nightmare are experts in PSP (Paint Shop Pro I'm guessing and not that they are happy they know how to play Tekken 6 on Sony's handheld) so they will design their own. An artist's impression is shown below:


This is merely an artist's impression of what is expected to come. But with two inbred, redneck, tobacco chewing, trailer trash, dumbasses completing the artwork, it won't be far from that.

Peace.

Does MJHD Need Auntie Amy To Survive?

Before anyone mentions the release of personal information on this blog caused her to leave in the first place. Remember I did it because she started screwing with MJHD. Not to get rid of her. If the diaper-wearing Admin returned tomorrow, and told Fuckfish and Nightmare to hit the road I would be happier than one of Fuckfish's pigs in shit.

Before you all think I have finally lost the plot, and need locking up in a secure wing of some obscure mental hospital, there are reasons for these thoughts.

Auntie Amy started off well. OK, so she put "Jacko" by mistake, and basically admitted she wasn't really a fan by doing so, but the website and forum was up before the death had been announced (and for the non-believers just read that as 'up right after the death was announced').

Auntie Amy, the diaper-wearing Admin, had the sense to ensure that members stuck around. She'd create fictitious members, drama, and a whole host of situations to ensure members came back. She even created thousands of members so that everyone would feel part of something big.

Auntie Amy, was mysterious as Admins go, in the fact that she spent her time hiding, never showed up for days, and didn't actually answer any questions which would really need answering. She created an air of mystery around herself.

The diaper wearing Admin could at least type. Fuckfish has the typing capabilities of a kindergartner. Auntie Amy composed her well chosen posts with all the skills of an aspiring writer.

So yes Auntie Amy lost it and sent MJHD down the tubes but if she leaves these two moronic inbreds in charge she will have to watch HER creation, which evolved thanks to the members and their hard work, fall into obscurity.

So without further Ado, I plead for Auntie Amy to step out of the shadows (we all know you are still there), bring your database (we all know you have a good copy somewhere), and rescue MJHD from these inbreds and obscurity.

Peace.

11/27/2009

The Fight Continues

If you read the previous post you may have noticed that I said I was going to give up blogging about MJHD until something earth-shattering happened over there.

I did this for two reasons. The first reason is that MJHD is dead in the water. The second, more personal, reason is that I felt as though I was banging my head against a brick wall - trying to show the sheeple what was really happening at MJHD. I was thinking if they haven't figured it out now they never will.

Well, as I backed the blog up, I was reading through the comments, and more comments arrived, I felt the sheeple hadn't learned a thing, some had still not opened their eyes. So if I stopped blogging what would happen? Nothing much to be honest. But people may think that MJHD is OK now; and I never want that to happen because it is in the worse shape it has ever been and Hitlerfish is trying his very inbred best to fill Auntie Amy's empty diaper with his redneck mother Nightmare.

So now is the time to ensure that nobody is under the illusion that everything is well over at MJHD. Now is the time that people must be told what is really happening. Now is the time that the final nail must be driven into the coffin of the bastard child website of Satan that is MJHD.

The rule change about the Illuminati proves that we, the members, have a voice and if we all shout at the sane time it is loud enough to get through to the inbred, redneck, Administrators Hitlerfish and Nightmare.

The fight not only continues it will continue until MJHD takes its last foul breath before disappearing from existence.

Peace.

Mine Is The Last Post You Will Ever Read

This blog has run it's course. It was never here for any other reason that to point out how MJHD was being run. It has done that.

Auntie Amy may still be lurking somewhere in the background, as Hitlerfish and Nightmare screw around pretending to be Administrators but to be honest almost everyone with open eyes can see that MJHD is dead in the water.

Also there is nothing to comment on anymore, everyone knows Hitlerfish is a retarded inbred, and Nightmare has the technical abilities of roadkill. There is no point pointing out the mistakes of these two fuck-ups.

So until something really shakes up over at MJHD it's time to just give up on posting about the disaster area that is MJHD.

Peace.

11/25/2009

If You Obey All The Rules You Miss All The Fun

The title of this post is a quote from Katherine Hepburn. And before the MJHD Admins get too excited she was not talking about MJHD.

So the database is corrupted, all the good posters, and members are leaving. Yet the rules remain in effect. The same rules that stop people posting, stop people from thinking, stop the members from expressing themselves.

If you want to read the rules they are here.

So let us look at these rules and see what they actually say:

"We do allow freedom of speech, but note that this is within the confines of the stated rules." - This can basically be translated as you can talk about anything you want as long as we agree with it.

"As members you can make the lives of the admins and mods much easier if you use this function when you come across a post that violates these rules." - This can be read as Please snitch on other members this is guaranteed to cause drama when it is discussed by the Admin with other people.

"All members are valued at MJHD." - You are kidding with this right? It can be read as please support Silverfuck and Nightmare as they screw up the forum.

"This rule includes Private Messages as well." - So you are saying Private messages are not private? How the hell do you intend to enforce this one? This can be read as We will snoop on your private messages.

"There is to be no swearing at MJHD. This is a child-friendly website." - Not sure which church they go to but come on seriously kids swear just as much as adults now. This can be read as Don't swear we are god-fearing Christians and do not want to go to hell.

"Michael Jackson was (and is) a great individual." - Whoa that had to be inherited from Auntie Amy. (and is)? Who forgot to remember he was still alive? That should not be read point blank.

"He also has made several videos, and many women adore him. However, discussing him in a sexual manner is not allowed." - He made more than several. But we'll let that slide. Discussing him in a sexual manner is not allowed? Michael spent 50% of his time on stage grabbing his crotch. Read this bit as you can watch videos of Michael, but don't tell anyone on MJHD what you saw.

"Invading the privacy (i.e., obtaining and posting personal information) of any MJHD Member, Moderator or the admins is forbidden. Privacy is valued at MJHD." - Privacy for for who? Certainly not the people that are constantly harrassed my MJHD. Please read this bit as it is OK to invade the privacy of everyone as long as it is not an MJHD Admin or moderator.

"Bashing his family/friends/associates will not be tolerated." - Even if they turn out to be fakes? You cannot bash his family? What? Read this as you cannot write the truth about how the Jackson family and friends of Michael have acted and profited from all of this.

"In no capacity may members discuss his children." - They have no connection with their father faking his death? There is a difference between bashing the children and discussing them. Read this as we do not want to talk about his kids no matter how important they are and also ignore the posts about them on the forum.

"Posting opinions and theories is allowed. It is highly encouraged." - Encouraged as long as it is not describing Michael as sexy or mentioning the Illuminati or his family or his kids. Read this as only discuss what we tell you to discuss. All other posts will be deleted.

"We will not allow posts that are obviously trying to mislead others into believing something." - Too dumb to even comment on. Read it as do not try to convince people of anything they do already believe. If someone believes Michael is dead let them alone.

"No one is to claim they personally knew MJ either." - So if Miko Brando joins MJHD all his posts will be deleted. Read as we already have a theory what happened we do not want anyone to say that theory is wrong.

"There is to be no discussion about the illuminate." - So it is OK to discuss the Illuminati? Oh sorry, got it. Don't discuss light. Read as we are rednecks and know nothing about this. Do not discuss it as we will look even more stupid than normal.

"It is a hoax-death website. If you want to discuss the illuminate, NWO, etc. then this is not the forum for you." - nwo33mj ring any bells? Read as if you think the illuminate (whoever they are) had any involvement fuck off to Alex Jones' website.

"If you want to know why a thread was locked, deleted, or post edited, then please PM one of the administrators, or one of the moderators." - Who will instantly lie to you. And say they had nothing to do with it and it was someone else. Read this as if a post is locked, deleted, or edited don't complain or the Admins and moderators will discuss you behind your back.

"Finally, have fun." - You have got to be kidding me. Don't discuss anything, don't upset anyone, don't suggest anything to other people, don't talk about all the people involved except for Dr Murray, but have fun. Read this as if you read this far we are still taking the piss out of you.

So that is the rules in a nutshell. I did hear on the grapevine there was a set of rules which mentioned invading Poland but I have not seen these for myself so cannot verify that.

With all the rules, the warning system, it is no wonder that MJHD is dead in the water. Even the Titanic had a chance before it sank - MJHD does not. Abandon ship! Abandon ship!

Five Months Of Information Down The Toilet

So today, November 25, 2009, Nightmare announces on the post entitled "Database....Bad News" that the old database is beyond repair.

Her exact statement reads: "This is painful to write. We've tried everything we can. We had several computer experts tell us that what we did SHOULD have worked. They've talked us through the steps over the phone, one came over...and nobody can figure out why the database isn't working. The bottom line is we've done what we can, and the old information is lost. We really wish that we had better news. But you know you're not doing well when even computer techs are stumped. What is wrong? No one knows. An error in the database, perhaps faulty coding, we don't know; and neither do they. Sorry to let you down guys."

One word - Bullshit. There is no database in the world that a DBA (Database Administrator) cannot retrieve at least some of the data.

They talked you through it over the phone? You are kidding right? You expect the members of MJHD to just believe this crap?

"But you know you're not doing well when even computer techs are stumped." - Computer techs? There are so many areas in the computer world that a technician cannot be expected to be a master of all of them. Did you actually try a DBA? Did you contact me, or any of the others that offered help? NO.

So instead of being humble (thought that was part of Christianity) and accepting offers of help you would rather just lose 5 months of information. Way to shit on the members.

Get a room full of Database Administrators, and I guarantee not one of them will ever say that they cannot get any information from a corrupt database. Sure, there may be some information loss; but not the whole database.

Nice to see Christians unable to accept offers of help for the greater good of the members of their forum.

Peace.

11/24/2009

Nostradamus Could Have Predicted This

Members saw it. This blog saw it. Other forums saw it. Hell, I'm sure even the blind saw it. Everyone saw the demise of MJHD when Auntie Amy left.


Since Auntie Amy's departure MJHD has been on a downward spiral to oblivion. The alleged John Smith crashing the forum on purpose, Hitlerfish's inability to spell or listen to his members, and Nightmare's great technical advice have all helped MJHD sink faster than the Titanic.

Actually the only people not seeing MJHD sink are the Admins and moderators; who blindly act like everything is well.

Guess what? All is not well, and unless you start listening to members, and trying to get more than the same 10 people posting, it is never going to be well again. More to the point - why not try to get members to look at the posts that actually mean something. Anna.K did a great post on the month since June 25, 2009 and yet more people were concerned with pointless topics about the failure of MJHD.

Suppose they are so used to being told what to think by Auntie Amy they are not used to free will to read whatever they want. They need direction.

Peace.

11/22/2009

Nightmare Vs Silverfish - Which is The Dumbest?

I was posting over at MJHD when I realized that another member, badria, had asked a question concerning a 'topic started' column on the forum - topic was even entitled "post started column!!" and Nightmare in her infinite redneck wisdom decided to answer as an Admin.

Seriously, you couldn't make this shit up if you tried.

Basically the question/suggestion was: we need to add a 'topic started column'. The answer, by Nightmare the Admin, was:

"Depending on which style you're using, somewhere near the top of the screen is a view new post button or link. There is also a view unanswered post & active topic links.

These buttons or links are located in different places, depending on which style you are using, but they're alway near the top of the page."

Whoa there Nightmare, you completely missed the suggestion. Turn your Willie Nelson 8 track down a little and take Silverfish's cock out of your mouth before you try to answer something. Also thinking might help.

You didn't answer the question. The answer, so you know for future reference, is:

No matter what style you are using, underneath each topic is the username of the person who started it, and the date and time it was started.

There, that wasn't too hard. It is a standard feature of phpBB3 (and has been since version 1.0) - so you don't need to say how much hard work you put in to adjusting anything that already existed.

Peace.

11/21/2009

Why Do MJHD Administrators Always Have To Lie?

Auntie Amy started the ball rolling, with constant lies, and seems to have set the trend for all of the people that take the role of Administrator over at MJHD.

Silverfish, made a big thing about being open to all the members over at MJHD and how him and his redneck mother were from Alaska. They both had posts on the MJHD forum which stated this; although both posts have been removed.

One thing - and Michael said this himself - "Just because it's in print doesn't mean it's the gospel." Silverfish may be a redneck, may live in some back woods place nobody else wants to live in, may be having sex with his mother, but as Silverfish's God is my witness he does not live anywhere near Alaska.

So the greasy Silverfish starts his life-long dream of being the MJHD Admin by lying to all the members. Just another wolf in sheep's clothing. And before he tries to convince you he is - remember he visits this blog. Yesterday he visited 3 times, and lo and behold, according to Google Analytics not one visit from Alaska.

I'm guessing when Auntie Amy left she must of took the MJHD balls with her because although she lied about a lot of other stuff she at least told the truth about her location.

So now, as loyal members of MJHD, we just have to wait for more and more lies to spew from the unclean mouth of Silverfish.

Peace.

Wordpress Versus PHPBB3 - It Is Not Rocket Science

Once again, without confusion, I offer a proverbial olive branch to the people at MJHD. No I am not going soft. No I am not confused because Tis_Ruthy commented (btw - Hi Ruthy, we miss you). And finally, no I am not such an asshole that I wish to watch the painful experiences over at MJHD continue.

OK, on the forum thread "Wordpress or not? VOTE" some members mentioned pulling all the information from the Wordpress forum over to the PHPBB3 forum. Great idea; and easy to implement.

On the front page of MJHD it is stated that the database is corrupt, and for someone to fix it is going to cost $300. That is not so good.

So here is the proverbial olive branch: I can repair the database, and also transfer the Wordpress information over to PHPBB3 - and as a seeker of the truth; I will do it for free.

Technical information (a little boring but necessary): The old forum of MJHD is actually a Simple Press forum; which in turn basically uses MySQL as a backbone database. PHPBB3 also uses MySQL database. In transferring one to the other it is merely telling the PHPBB3 database where to put the fields/information from the Simple Press forum (for example Simple Press may have used user_id_number and PHPBB3 may be using user_id). It is all about mapping the old database to the new database. Nothing technical really. Using phpMyAdmin it is just a case of mapping various databases and fields etc from one to the other.

As for repairing the database, for free and not paying $300, some friends over at Database Journal have already discussed this and provided step-by-step instructions to do this. Here is the link for repairing MySQL database corruption.

Once again if any of that seems like it was written in a foreign language, or is too technical for the new Admins (hereafter referred to as Silverfish and Nightmare) I offer my services free; for the sake of the MJHD members.

Peace.