MJDHI Scam

This whole post goes with the the theory that on June 25, 2009, Michael Jackson did not die but faked his death for some reason. Whether you believe that or not really is not important. What is important is that the majority of the MJDHI forum do believe that. Bear that in mind while reading this post.

For those who want to translate the text in the image it is quoted below (under the terms of the 'Fair Use' doctorine):

"Welcome to Michael Jackson Death Hoax Investigators!

This is a Michael Jackson death hoax investigation website.

That is its purpose. Although Michael Jackson is loved here, and we feel aggrieved at the way much of his life has been scrutinized by those other than the people here, this was never set up as a fan based site, but one in which people are invited to forensically examine the obviously strange and discordant events of June 25th and beyond.

We are not here to find him.

We are here to speak up for someone who can't speak up for himself.

We are here to report all the shit that the mainstream media has ignored or mis reported.

We are here to support someone who needs support.

We are here to give members a platform to discuss this matter.

We are here for him and we will defend him to the bone.

We really hope you enjoy this web site, if you have any questions, please contact us.

With love,

Michael Jackson Death Hoax Investigators"

Doesn't look too crazy until you read it again. Then one sentence stands out.

"We are here to speak up for someone who can't speak up for himself."

Now remember this a forum where the majority thinks that Michael Jackson is alive. So, if he is alive why can't he speak for himself?

Let us not forget that a lot of the forum members think that Michael Jackson, himself, reads the forum. Strange that he couldn't give a flying fuck and actually comment.

Then we have the string of informers that alledgly are connected to Michael Jackson. You have TS, Front, Back, Ping, and Pong. Well maybe not the last two but give it time and they will be there I'm sure. So, why can't these informers, with all their inside information and knowledge, speak on his behalf?

They were both rhetorical questions. But the answers are: Michael Jackson doesn't read the forum which is why he has never commented. TS, Front, Back, Ping, and Pong know nothing and can't speak on behalf of sanity never mind Michael Jackson.

But the real question is this - If MJDHI doesn't think Michael Jackson is alive what is the purpose of the forum?

And while we are looking at the welcoming screen. Lets look at another sentence:

"We are here to report all the shit that the mainstream media has ignored or mis reported."

So, for the new MJDHI members that haven't actually investigated anything. Look in the archives. Souza and Mo (who was wise enough to get the hell out) worked with The Sun newspaper. Yes the same newspaper that actually came up with the phrase "Wacko Jacko".

And the final line:

"We are here for him and we will defend him to the bone."

Just ask anyone who is not brainwashed by the bullshit. Actually just look at the forum. The forum is not there for any other reason than to stroke the ego of Souza. If it was really all about Michael Jackson I'm guessing the Illuminati killing him would have caused the end of the forum.

Go look at the forum, if you want, read it, and decide for yourselves. Don't take my word for it, or the word of anyone else for that matter, investigate and discover the truth for yourself.

Front Is Who?

I was asked to do this post. So here it is.

The image below was originally just thrown up over at my TwitPic account; and can still be seen there.

Which was accompanied by the following text:

"MJDHI members wake up! ... Front posts "Front has stated many times" ... Surely Front would post "I have stated many times" ... When are the MJDHI members going to wake from the mind games; or is the truth not important enough that they will continue the masquerade because they foolishly believe in the BS???"

Then someone on Twitter sent me a direct message asking if I would put it up on the blog as a lot of MJDHI members seem to go there. So here it is.

I will, while I put it up, expand on my comment that accompanied the image which is a screenshot for the 'official' Back & Front thread over at MJDHI. The screenshot, was grabbed from the forum and, can be seen by anyone that goes there. If you enlarge the screenshot (by clicking it) the problem becomes clear.

In a post, that was posted allegedly by Front, it clearly states: "Front has stated many times". Why would Front ever refer to himself in the third person? Surely the correct method to reiterate that a person, themselves, has said something before would be "I have stated many times"?

Now I know the MJDHI members who read this are going to disagree; and suggest that Front merely put it to emphasise that it was something they have said before. But that doesn't work unless Front thinks that the MJDHI members are stupid and cannot realise that when Front uses the term "I" they are obviously referring to themselves. Hey, if you want to argue that Front spoke in the third person for a reason you need to back it up with some form of rational argument.

But that is not the biggest issue. After posting the original image I wondered about something else.

With Front obviously being someone else on the forum (you can work that bit out for yourselves by asking the Admin) then the validation of Front from TS is actually invalid; and ultimately worthless.

Because if Front is not who they say they are, which is pretty clear, then TS validates a fraud - making TS a fraud; or at the very least wrong about Front.

Now, the MJDHI members who read this are going to start with the "Why do you care? If you don't believe it then don't read it" argument. And to be honest I couldn't give a flying fuck who people think TS, Front, or back are. And I would not have done this post if not requested by a friend.

And why did the friend request it? Because they feel that some of the younger members of the forum might actually be buying into this bullshit; which since Fuhrer Souza found religion is turning into some sort of fucking Charles Manson wannabe cult.

Me personally, I just think that all the members should just keep their eyes open; and decide for themselves. If you want to buy into the bullshit then so be it.

So this post is dedicated to friendship; but at the same time as the Kottonmouth Kings say: "Think 4 Yourself".

The Cult Of Dog

It seems any crackpot, crackhead, or just plain weird person can start a religious cult on the back of the Michael Jackson death hoax. So without further ado I present "The Cult Of Dog".

The Cult Of Dog is based on nothing from the Bible but the one passage:

"And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and her angels, And prevailed not; neither was their place found any more in heaven. And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Dutchie, and Souza, which deceiveth the whole world: she was cast out into the earth, and her angels were cast out with her." (BITT Revelation 12:7-9)

You will notice that the above passage is not in any other Bible; other than the Believe In Thinking Translation; which is owned and copyrighted by The Cult Of Dog. This Bible is based on the King James Version; and then just altered to fit particular beliefs.

The first thing that is noticed in the BITT Bible is that there is no God. This position has been taken by Joe Jackson's father; Samuel Jackson. Who creates Joe and Katherine to populate the world; and give the world the one true saviour Michael Jackson. Another thing usually noted is that the character Jesus Of Nazareth has been replaced by Michael Of Indiana.

The BITT Bible has also dropped the whole of Psalms. Replacing it with the book of Tracks - which lists all of the tracks of Michael Jackson.

Another thing instantly noticed by biblical scholars is that the traditional ten commandments have been replaced. They read as:

• I am the King of Pop, which have brought thee out of the land of Country music, out of the house of Opera.
• Thou shalt have no other pop idols before me.
• Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of me, without the consent of the MJ estate.
• Thou shalt not bow down to false pop idols; such as Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, or Miley Cyrus.
• Thou shalt not take the name of the King of Pop in vain.
• Remember the time. Six days shalt thou labor but the seventh day is party.
• Honor thy father and mother; unless your father be like mine.
• Thou shalt not kill my songs at karaoke.
• Thou shalt not commit adultery or you will be forever known as Jermaine.
• Thou shalt not steal my music in MP3 format.
• Thou shalt not bear false witness against Conrad Murray.
• Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's platinum, gold, and silver discs.
• These are the words of Michael Jackson, the King of Pop. Let them be known to every hoaxer.

Another thing often noticed by biblical scholars is that Mary Of Magdalene has gone and is replaced by Lisa Marie Of Memphis. There is talk of a separate church starting which puts Lisa Marie on a higher plain and also the founder of the Elvisite Nuns; this has not been confirmed yet so should not be considered canonical to the BITT Bible.

Every religion needs something which is a gray area. The King James Bible has the apocrypha. The BITT Bible has the "Writings Of Jermaine" which although very close to reality obviously attempts to alter the story in some way.

Another thing that every religion needs is beliefs; other than those outlined in the new ten commandments. Praying to Michael will only take place on social networks. You may chose who you wish to be your Michael Jackson. This is not blasphemy because the real Michael Jackson, after reading all the forums, spends his holy time checking Twitter and Facebook. It is however considered  blasphemy to openly pray on MySpace as nobody will ever see it.

That is kind of all the rules. As for everything else - if it is not mentioned in the Bible you are free to decide.

Taking a lead from the Manson family, and Charlie himself, it is expected for all members of The Cult Of Dog to mark themselves in some way. So nobody is hurt a pen marking will suffice.

Now, for my part. Every religion, no matter how crazy, needs a figurehead. So I will appoint myself as the first 'Pope-like' figure of The Cult Of Dog. Which is only fitting as I am the dog in The Cult Of Dog.

BITT Bibles will available in many languages and many formats real soon.

Amen.

Legal Notice: This whole post is nothing more than a satirical stab at the bullshit that is going on over at the MJDHI forum. It is merely a joke and not a religion. That is not to say that some religions are not jokes but that is a whole different post.

July 7th

This is it. These are the coming days of the return. This is the time of the big BAM. Well it really isn't but I just got all caught up in the bullshit hype of the day.

TheIllusion777 started the day with the fact that the News Of The World newspaper closure was a the big clue for "Day 1 - Rebirth" Big clue? It is not even closing. Rupert Murdoch isn't running some shitty cryptic 7 days of Christmas (or Mikemas) blog he is running a an international corporation. And the crafty bugger is not closing the News Of The World he is renaming it to the "Sunday Sun" or some shit.

And really the News Of The World was the best clue? Let me sum up the News Of The World: Sensationalist lies, sensationalist lies, tits, sordid sex lives of celebrities, and sport. That is it. So the fact that the News Of The World is changing its name to avoid a 'phone hacking' scandal is really no big deal; just a smart business move on behalf of Rupert Murdoch. so if that is the best clue for day 1 TheIllusion777 might as well pack their shit up now before everyone knows who they really are on July 14.

And on this glorious day filled with sevens (7/7/2011) where did TS/TIAI send everyone with the redirect? Straight to the Souza Freakshow aka MJDHI.  Is TS/TIAI trying to say that MJDHI is the only place worth reading for clues? They are not redirects they are merely adverts to get people to go to MJDHI so Souza can treat people like shit for disagreeing with her.

Well, in my opinion, they only have 7 days left and then July 14 2011 aka "No LOVE Bamsday" rolls round and will expose these fake asses once and for all. Auntie Amy was shot down with a few personal details - The fakes are being blown to pieces with everything from contact details, elfproef voor BSN’s, photos, chat logs, login IP addresses - actually the works. They all go down on July 14.

Next time the phone rings it could be a true fan, and believer, calling to say "You are fucked!"

With regards to the "No LOVE Bamsday" it is not just me there are actually about 50 people that have been gathering this information; and without their help it would not have been possible. So thanks to all the nameless heroes for their work.

The clock is ticking ... the end is near ... the fakes will all disappear.

No Love.

Was TS Too Busy?

For a while TS/TIAI stopped with the redirects ...

OK. Let us stop there. They are not really redirects they are adverts for MJDHI. Redirects would actually point to other places; but TIAI is reduced to merely pointing at MJDHI. They even pointed to the 'backup forum' of MJKit while MJDHI was down.

Anyway back to the redirects/adverts and when and why they stopped. The TS/TIAI redirects stopped just as @TheIllusion777 got busy on Twitter.

For those who are unaware @TheIllusion777 claimed to be an Assistant Sound Engineer on the Invincible album; and also claimed that July 13th was Bamsday. Oh and the important bit - they were in contact with Michael Jackson.

Well @TheIllusion777 made an appearance on Twitter around mid-February. And as @TheIllusion777 gets busy TS/TIA stops redirects on May 1. Then @TheIllusion777 leaves Twitter on June 19; and lo and behold TS/TIAI starts with the MJDHI redirects/adverts on June 23.

Some may say this is mere coincidence. But really what are the chances of one cryptic asshole taking a break just as the popularity of another cryptic asshole gets too demanding? And then as soon as one is done, and deletes their Twitter account, the original cryptic asshole returns.

Now before you all sit there and think "Ah I see Doggy is bitching about MJDHI again" there are a few other things to look at.

TheIllusion777 has said a couple of weird things which should raise warning flags with all; which were caught and reproduced on MJHD.NET by memberSerenitys_Dream:

"2. In TIAI Updates, they always have a date hidden in the section numbers (1-18, 2-5, 3-9, etc). In Update 6.5, it had 11 sections (which makes 6.5-11 or 6/5/11). This again points to something on this date (or in The Summer)."

"I started posting THE DAY BEFORE Kenny Ortega testified about how MJ said “The Illusion was going to begin June 25th.” Furthermore, I created this email back in 2005! and as you notice, the name this email is under is Tim Story (TS). How could I possibly know ANYTHING about TS or the hoax BEFORE 2009? No, I am not saying I am TS….but isn’t it weird how I created this email BEFORE 6/25/2009? and the fact that I started posting the day BEFORE Kenny mentioned THE ILLUSION?"

So the Assistant Sound Engineer who is supposedly helping Michael Jackson with the hoax is spending his time reading the TIAI updates? Maybe why Bamsday may never happen - the ability to find good help is just so limited.

Tim Story? More like Jackanory. Fucking hell - I have an email account that is registered with the name Michael Jackson. This was done back in 2002. But hey I'm not Michael Jackson; and guess what it is not a sign of any type. It is just a name for an email address. I actually have a friend in London who was born Michael Jackson back in 1969 and I just threw his name in. And for anyone thinking that may be a clue his middle name is actually Nigel - not sure what his parents were thinking.

Then over at TheIllusion777 Wordpress blog there are some more odd statements made:

"As you all know, I deleted my Twitter account. It was not because I was a fake. It is because people were spreading malicious lies about me ... The main reason was the people that were spreading malicious lies and rumors about me. For the last time, I am NOT SOUZA. I am not associated with her and, quite frankly, I disagree with a lot of what she says. But that’s not to say that all of what she says is false. Some of it is true."

Now I read the complete list of @TheIllusion777's tweets and in all honesty some of the things said were worse than being called Souza - so why mention that bit? Was it the fact that people questioning the fact were too close?

"“Connecting the DOTS” Post #1"" and "“Connecting the DOTS” Post #2" used as titles - not very original seems TS had already done that one. Oh wait it is TS who is Souza.

"First, LMP said that Michael thought he’d end up like Elvis. As we can see by Eliza’s court case, there is ACTUAL DNA EVIDENCE that Elvis faked his death! So, what they are saying here is that Michael thought he would end up faking his death (eventually)…just like Elvis!" Now where have we seen a Michael Jackson/Elvis connection before?

And if you go through all of TheIllusion777's posts you'll see the same bullshit numerology used by TS.

I'm not saying 100% it is definite but with that little bit of looking deeper it does appear that Souza, TS, and TheIllusion777 are one and the same and just fucking with fans, and believers alike, in some twisted fucked up game.

No Love.

Back 2 Front

Woohoo back for 2 days and I'm already being accused of being some informer called Front. The fact that I have no clue who Back or Front is doesn't matter; it has to be me because I typed the word "atlas".

And Souza wonders why MJDHI is a fucking joke?

But wait there is even more evidence on this. Back or Front typed the word "dogma" in a post on the Nazi HQ forum.

Oh that is it then. Hell I know I am not Front but with evidence like that I'm close to believing it. LMAO

And to think I was even being nice to MJDHI. I even tweeted a couple of nice things. Well they were nice compared to what I usually tweet with regards to that forum.

First and Second.

But the following day Souza and Bec put their single brain cells together and decide I am someone. I actually cut Bec some slack because she is still weeping about Badkolo rejecting her little infatuation with him. Which kind of left Souza; who seems to have a short memory. Fuck, the hoax isn't even 2 years old and Souza has forgotten why Auntie Amy closed MJHD.COM.

So for now I'll end with a short message to Michael Jackson ... Oh shit I typed Michael Jackson as did most of the hoax community. Guess I am 95% of the hoax community too.



No Love.

Homeless Dave Speaks

He's become a sensation amongst Twitter users the world over; now the man known only as "Homeless Dave" speaks about the Michael Jackson hoax death.

Following is the full unedited transcript of the interview with "Homeless Dave":

MJHDC: So Dave, you have a last name?
Dave: Dave is fine, Homeless Dave if you want to be formal about things, but no last name. I aint going to let the man know. I don't want to be in no government computer. That is how they get you.
MJHDC: Who gets you?
Dave: The government man; the bastards trying to keep us down.
MJHDC: You could get government help to get a house you know.
Dave: Then the man knows where you live. You could be sleeping at night and all of a sudden the man is in your bedroom with a gun to your head telling you who to vote for.
MJHDC: I Think you'd be pretty safe Dave.
Dave: That is what they want you to think. That is when they know you are no longer a risk; because you trust them. Then they have you.
MJHDC: So, Dave, anything you want to say about the Michael Jackson hoax death?
Dave: Yeah, don't trust the Jacksons.
MJHDC: What?
Dave: I was resting in this doorway once and I looked up and saw Tito Jackson coming out of Taco Bell. Well, I figured this little pepper pot has some money he can spare a taco to get me through the night. I went over and held my hat out and said "Mr Jackson can you help a man down on his luck please?" Fucker took my hat; no thanks or nothing. Just got in his car with my hat. As he drove off I shouted "Tito, you cunt, Michael was the only talented one; you and your fucking brothers couldn't carry a tune in a bucket."
MJHDC: So, your whole hatred of the Jackson family is because Tito stole your hat?
Dave: It wasn't just a hat. It was a friend. I'd had that hat for 14 years. I'd even named it George; after George Foreman. I called it that because it was a flat cap and George Foreman had a flat face where he'd been punched so much; also it looked like it had been in one of his grills - the hat not George Foreman's face.
MJHDC: Met any other Jackson family members?
Dave: I've met a couple of them. I met Joe Jackson one night outside this nightclub. I went over and said "Excuse me Mr Jackson spare some change?" Well Joe was great about it. He gave me $5 and cup of coffee. He even signed my hat which Tito fucking stole.
MJHDC: Dave just let the hat go.
Dave: I have. I have a new one. Well, new to me. I call it Arnie, after Arnie Klein, because when I found it the thing was full of shit and looked a bit gay.
MJHDC: A hat named Arnie; I don't know what to say to that. So you say you met a couple of the Jackson family; who was the other one?
Dave: I met Michael Jackson. It was last year. I know some people think he is dead and all that shit but I swear, as God is my witness, it was Michael. He came over to me and asked me how long I had been on the streets and then gave me a hug and $10. I told him Joe had given me $5 once and he just smiled and said that his Dad was tight with his money even though he gets most of it from his Mom.
MJHDC: You saw Michael in 2010 and didn't bother to mention it until now?
Dave: Well I told a couple of people, Clara and Mildred who sleep down by the docks, and they just laughed and told me to stop drinking paint thinner. I tried to convince them it was Michael Jackson; but they had me second guessing myself. And when I awoke the next morning I decided it might be better to not mention it.
MJHDC: How was Michael dressed?
Dave: Regular street clothes. Jeans, t-shirt, and a jacket. If you passed him on the street you might not even recognize him. Not that he doesn't look like Michael but you just don't expect to see him. After all the bullshit media is pushing it that he is dead.
MJHDC: Do you think he is dead?
Dave: No. Not only have I seen Michael I have looked at some of the forums in the public library. Too many things don't add up - hell even that fucking TS couldn't get them to add up.
MJHDC: You read the Michael Jackson hoax forums. What do you think of them?
Dave: Some are OK. Some are good. But some are just more out there than old Bill who moved to Nevada to be closer to Area 51. I was looking at that MJDHI forum the other day and that fucking bitch Souza needs to get her lesbian ass off the computer and go get fucking laid. I mean she is pure evil. If Karen Faye wasn't already Satan I'm sure Souza could take the position. I mean what fucking retard goes and contacts The Sun newspaper after everything they said about Michael? I'm guessing if a newborn came out it wouldn't contact The Sun. Hell, the afterbirth wouldn't even do it. She's spending so much time pretending to be TS and other people she just aint got time to get laid; whether it was with a man or a woman.
MJHDC: You are saying Souza is not only TS but also other people on her own forum?
Dave: IP addresses man. You have to look at the IP addresses.
MJHDC: How does a homeless person know about IP addresses?
Dave: Susan at the library. She knows all about that shit. She showed me how to hack a PHPBB forum and pull various details off; and the IP address of Souza and a few others are all the same.
MJHDC: Did you print any of this off as evidence?
Dave: Hell no. It's 10 cents a sheet. I'm homeless you know. 10 sheets and I got me a coffee.
MJHDC: Didin't think of that; but couldn't Susan print them for free?
Dave: Nah man she is already on her last warning. See, she was caught downloading MP3 files to her iPod thingy. They nearly fired her on the spot but she got a last chance.
MJHDC: Dave, what do you think about people getting in trouble with their employers when they are on social networking sites in their own time?
Dave: Fuck that. It is just the system trying to control you 24/7. If I was working and had a home to go to and I tweeted that my boss is a dirty fucking asshole that should die a painful death thats my choice and my constitutional right. It would be my time. Just because I was working for a company it does not mean they fucking own me. They only own me for the time they pay me; anything else they keep their fucking noses out of my personal business.
MJHDC: True that. Anyway back to the Michael Jackson hoax. Where do you see it going?
Dave: Nowhere. Sorry but you are all fucking crackers. If you was on the streets the cops would be beating you down each night. Michael is never coming back to this fucking shit. Think about it. Why leave all this bullshit and go somewhere to get away from it all, only to return to all this fucked up bullshit. You'd have to be fucking dumber than that cum guzzling faggot Bumkolo. Even Jesus won't come back to this shit. No fear about Armageddon because Jesus aint coming back to this shit hole Earth.
MJHDC: Kind of a negative view there Dave.
Dave: Well if you take off your rose tinted fucking glasses for a while and take a big old slice of reality you'd think the same way too. Government is 14 trillion dollars in debt. Hell, I got my house repossessed because I owed $25000. Wont be long before Obama and all the other politicians are joining me on skid row. Then I was watching CNN in the Best Buy window and I noticed these fucking retarded Republicans want to cut 20 billion from education. What the fuck? Our education is failing and these fucking idiots want to make it worse. Might as well close the USA down because all the good jobs will be with the Chinese at this rate.
MJHDC: Dave back to the hoax. Did you see anything of the Conrad preliminary hearing today?
Dave: Yeah. He was having breakfast in this little cafe I walk by every day. What was with that fucking tie? Last time I saw anything looking that bad the city scrapped it off the road. I like Murray. Playing his part like a professional. You don't see him on the TV, like that fucker Mel Gibson, trying to prove he is innocent. He's just taking all this in his stride; like it is part of some bigger plan. But how could this guy be nervous and getting ready to go to court and still eat 6 eggs with his breakfast? I'd fucking kill 3 men just to get one egg.
MJHDC: So you think Murray is just a small part in a bigger plan?
Dave: That's what I said. Think about it. The guy is meant to be a doctor and he doesn't even know CPR. Fuck that it has to be a lie. Michelle, who works down the hostel hasn't been out of college for more than a year and she knows CPR. I saw her give her boss CPR. Unlucky guy; to need CPR on his birthday. And Mildred down at the docks says her grandson did CPR on her once so she could still sign the house over.
MJHDC: What about Katherine Jackson. What is her role in all this?
Dave: I really used to like Mrs Jackson but then she went and wrote that book and it kind of ended the fantasies I had about her. I dreamed once that she was tucking me in to bed and she leaned over to kiss me and it got nasty from there until I woke up. I don't know what her role is to be honest. I don't think she knows it is a hoax though. I think Michael would of protected her and his kids as much as possible.
MJHDC: Finally, your thoughts on Jermaine?
Dave: Greasy motherfucker needs to either pay his child support or get his fucking lazy ass untied from his Mommy's apron strings and get some sort of employment. So his musical career is so fucking shit he can't afford child support well get a fucking real job. Two words for Jermaine: You Suck.
MJHDC: Well, Dave thanks for doing this interview.
Dave: When do I get paid?
MJHDC: There is no payment. Just taking your opinion.
Dave: Can I at least stay at your home tonight?
MJHDC: Ummm. No.
Dave: Motherfucker.

Peace.

Cuss Count: Extreme

Legal Notice: The opinion of Homeless Dave may not be nice but it is said with feeling. You have to remember the guy has been living on the streets for the last 14 years. There is no evidence to suggest that Souza is a lesbian - having another woman's saliva on her snatch is not legally definitive proof. This is post is satire; any names or events that mirror real life are purely coincidental.

Nazi Cash Scheme

Just when you think the Nazi lesbians cannot get any worse they do; and they still have the little faggot clown lurking in the background ready to pop out when some fucking crackhead scheme comes up.

Now I'm not going to throw a link up. If you don't know where the Nazi HQ is by now just follow the stench of bullshit flowing from the place.

I have 3 pages of screenshots just in case Souzadolf takes the post down, like she did the last request for people to donate money.

Before we get started I am not against charity, or charities, but only when you can trust the people behind it to a certain extent. Sorry, but I would trust these 3 fuckers to organize an orgy in Las Vegas. Seriously, these three Alex Jones wannabes don't trust the banking system because it is controlled by the all-powerful, all-killing, all-mind-controlling, Illuminati but they want to start an escrow charity account. Kind of like asking Jeffery Dahmer to manage the local YMCA.

Let us start at the beginning of all this craziness. Souza creates a post entitled "I Registered A Domain And Would Like To Know Your Thoughts" Starts harmless enough, but as always with these Nazi fuckups there is a catch.

Souza in her first post states:

"I realized that I posted 2 domain names that were still available and that if the wrong person would read it, it would be gone. I therefore decided to register the domain www.michaelsarmyoflove.com. I am not sure if you guys agree with the domain name, but I think it's perfect and if you don't like it, I know other ways to use it."

Wrong person? Shut the fuck up. Drugs have riddled your fucking brain. Nobody in their right mind would want any association with the "Army Of Love" organized by two Dutch fuckups and an AIDS infested clown. The only people not in their right mind that might want it are the forum members that kiss your fucking ass just before you speak out of it.

But as usual things go from bad to worse. couple of posts down Souza opens her ass to say:

"That is why Badkolo pointed out the escrow foundation charity account."

Yeah, trust Badkolo, the fucker only turns up to bitch at members that don't agree with the Nazi regime running the fucked up forum. But let us take a trip to Wikipedia for some details on this great ESCROW account idea.

Wikipedia states, in the opening line: "Escrow services are intended to ensure security by acting as a middleman in transactions where the two parties do not trust each other."

Alarm bells should be going off in your heads right about now. "... where the two parties do not trust each other." Excuse me, but if you don't trust someone why would you give them your money? Seems like a fucking lose-lose situation. You don't trust someone so you set up an escrow account so you can give them money.

But Wikipedia goes on to state: "In the bogus escrow scam, a scammer sets itself up as the recipient of money or goods and then requests the use of an escrow service which is, in fact, self-operated. This bogus escrow service assures the victim that the scammer has sent its item and that the victim should send its item to the escrow service. In fact, this amounts to sending the item to the scammer, who then immediately closes down the escrow service and does not send its item to the victim. The scammer blames the escrow service, claiming that the item was with it at the time it closed down; if the victim did not investigate the escrow service before using it, the ruse may be believed."

So, basically someone you don't trust sets up an escrow account as a scam. Now seems the fucked up trio already took one topic down about donating if the alarm bells were not ringing before they should be loud and clear by now. But just before we leave the knowledge of Wikipedia let us look at the last line of the article: "The rise of Internet escrow has led to a dramatic increase in bogus Internet escrow companies." Anybody else hearing those alarm bells?

Then a few posts down Mo mentions that this escrow service is not free, but Souza cannot be bothered to deal with such details such as how much extra money is needed to get the $5,000 plus the escrow service fee; no she is too busy convincing people that it is a legitimate deal:

"Of course one of us could do it for free, I know I could and I know I am trustworthy, but you can't know that. An independent third party is the best option in this case."

To quote the Queen, form Shakespeare's Hamlet: "The lady doth protest too much, methinks." Some think this is a bit cynical. But normally when someone tries to continually say something there is a reason behind it - especially when money is concerned.

In jumps 2good2btrue. Sorry but that name in this thread is just pure irony. Anyway, 2good2btrue jumps in to say: "Love this idea.......it takes more than one voice to be heard." OK. Forget which forum you are on? Michael Jackson has brought so many people together as ONE VOICE. Suppose with all the Illuminati bullshit and fucked up theories has clouded that fact.

Finally sanity jumps into the ring under the guise of bec; who says: "I am also mildly instinctively offended at the notion that members here aren't already doing their part to be the man in the mirror and make that change ... Again, wonderful idea. But I have reservations that this won't blow up in someone's face. This death hoax community is turbulent, you know what I mean? Do we really have to "prove" that we are walking the walk to the internet community?"

Hallelujah. Sanity. A sensible point too. Why set up yet another service so that people can do what they are already doing?

Moving on to page 2 PJ4MJ starts the insanity off again. It had to happen, the tin foil hat was too fucking tight or something. PJ4MJ says: "It would be nice to see Michael's name connected with charity (as it should be) more than all the tabloid BS." Fuck off. You have to be kidding me. Did you forget which fucked up forum you logged into to post that? The same fucked up forum where the admin contacted The Sun thinking they would be useful to spread the word of the hoax. Too fucking funny. Might want to log into The National Enquirer next.

Play the trumpets, let some fireworks off, and rejoice. The faggot clown has taken his dick out of his boyfriend long enough to comment on the bullshit:

"I am a kind and giving person, some know this first hand, so im all into helping others, and I agree that this is a thoughtful idea and thats why i gave my input, if souza & mo want to help a charity then so be it but as long as you all know it cant be attached to this site in any way, I and they do not need any legal issues brought because of charitable donations."

So it cannot be attached to this site in any way? Hard to do seems it is already advertised and posted on the site in question. But, the bigger question is why can't a charity escrow be linked to the forum where the Army Of Love movement sort of originated? Something is smelling fishier than a Las Vegas hooker at 3am on a Sunday morning.

Now back to Souza: "We can do a lot of good with it and that is what's important, not what someone else thinks of us or any blogger on the internet that needs to get a life and do something with it instead of slandering someone else." Nicely done. Suggest that anyone suggesting this venture is anything less than legitimate is wrong before they even do it. Damage control. Scary thing is she thinks it will work. But she continues: "I don't need approval from anyone to do anything. TS is apparently happy with the subforums but I think that's not enough." If you don't need approval from the lying cunt TS why mention that they are happy with the sub-forums? Seems like a contradictory statement. But she does go on to make a point I agree with: "It's not a good idea if either me, Badkolo or Mo are affiliated with this site." Yeah, kind of like asking Gacy to be the clown at little Timmy's birthday party.

Then, sticking with good points, in comes Mo who states: "I'm sorry, but as far as I'm concerned too much emphasis is put on 'donating money'. I'd rather put the emphasis on actual acting - putting effort into doing something for another person, really helping people by putting your shoulder to the wheel. I think that will make a bigger change than donating a couple of bucks every week." Souza has got to be doing her fucking head in with this dissension among the ranks. I have to agree with Mo on this point though. Any fucker can put their hand in their pocket but those that really want to help actually get out there and do the actual work.

But Souza has to shit on the idea of Mo; with people actually putting their shoulder to the wheel by saying: "That is not something we can do together, simply because we live thousands of miles apart from each other." Yeah, why would people want to help those near to them? Fuck them. You can help someone thousands of miles away while your own community goes to shit. Make sense? No.

But Souza doesn't need to worry about the dissension too much as she has bigger plans to worry about: "So far there hasn't been anyone who raised his/her hand to volunteer for the management of it. If necessary I would do it myself." Nice turn around there Adolf. From not wanting to be involved to volunteering to run it. You think your forum members cannot read and remember? The usual bullshit from the Nazi admin.

trustno1 comes up with a great idea, which Souza will most likely ignore: "I think if some people are going to feel uneasy with it there has to be a deciding vote to gauge the amount of members for it and those against it." Exactly, the Army Of Love is made up of the forum members let them decide. Yet more sanity in a fucked up situation. And lo, and behold, Souza doesn't even consider a vote on her next post. No surprise there really.

But Souza disturbs the sanity once again by saying: "I don't think it's a good idea either Mo, Badkolo or I are affiliated with it in any way like I posted before." Obviously she forgot that she volunteered to manage in between.

So it would be amiss of me to just bitch and not offer a possible solution. So here it is. Its a lot easier, doesn't involve an escrow, or setting up anything. You can follow Mo and do work for your own community and actually get out there and do it. Or you can donate to any charity and on ALL charity donations that are web-based they have what is known as a 'memo' section where you could, if you so felt like it put "Army of Love". Just to prove the point I donated $100 to the Red Cross and in the memo put "On behalf of the Army Of Love". See it is that easy. No website required. No Escrow required. And now the Red Cross is loving the Army Of Love without the Army Of Love doing anything. Also donating directly through a charity website means it can be a write-off come tax time.

Everyone should do something for charity. Be it actually doing the footwork or donating cash. But you don't need some suspicious escrow account, which will be anonymous, to be set up to do it.

Peace.

Cuss Count: Extremely High

Legal Notice: Not all escrows are scams but at the same time if something looks suspicious it usually is. There is no confirmation that Souza and Mo are lesbians. There is however pictorial evidence that Badkolo may be homosexual. This post is supplied as information and opinion. All quotes are 'as is' including punctuation and spelling mistakes.

What Went Wrong?

It has been a little over a month since I stepped away from the bullshit. And stepping back in the only question I can really ask is "What the fuck went wrong?" Nobody learned anything. And the same fucktard cunts that were fooling the people are still there fooling the same dumb fucks that follow them like they are some fucking new-age prophets.

What the fuck are some of you people thinking? Souza starts a spam campaign to get the whole fucked up Elvis and MJ shit out to the media. And you follow her every Nazi-style command like it is fucking gospel. You forget that Michael Jackson had a major problem with the very trash media that Souza is trying cover the whole fucked Elvis and MJ double Bamsday theory. But let us remember it isn't about Michael Jackson it is about whatever fucked up theory Souza is spoon feeding at the present time.

You all forgot the dog autopsy theory? And the almost infamous movie theory which was so correct the blog had to be locked until it was time to share with the world? Where are those theories now? Down the fucking toilet with all the other shit.

Back on August 16, 1977 Elvis sat there watching a young Michael Jackson perform "We're Almost There" on TV and decided that he would fake his death and wait 32 years for young Michael to grow up and eventually fake his death so that they could have the fucking comeback to end all comebacks. Whatever fucking crystal ball Elvis was using to know that Michael would reach superstar status and fake his death - I want one of those bastards just for a couple of minutes. Trace Elvis' genealogy back and you'll most likely find he was related to Nostradamus.

Well it was on the S&M Nazi Concentration Camp so it has to be true. And if you take a little wander over there you'll see that there are some fucked up people going along with that shit.

But it is not just the Nazi lesbians that are fucking with people. Just take a look at Youtube, Twitter, and the forums to see some shit of proportions so large it could of ended the oil disaster weeks ago.

Staying with the S&M Concentration Camp you have Souza almost kissing little Timmy's ass as he puts the TIAI links to her Nazi-style forum. And who is Tim Simkin? Some religious minister (separate from his Mom and Dad's ministry if you want to send a check). So we have some fucking bible thumper who is meant to be against lying and that sort of shit putting links about Michael Jackson lying to the world. And yes Michael is lying - he faked his death. So little Timmy hits the category of fucking hypocrite. ("Lying lips are abomination to the LORD: but they that deal truly are his delight." - Proverbs 12:22)

Youtube is just as bad for getting sheeple to follow any bullshit that is given to them. Leachcim Noskcaj. Come on you have to be fucking kidding me. How can anyone believe this fucking shit? Michael fakes his death and makes sure there is no physical trace - including security tapes - as evidence. But in a clinic he gets videotaped and it is uploaded to Youtube by 7 friends helping him. Seven friends, it has to be a fucking clue. Number 7 yet again; how could anyone doubt this? Because if you pull off the greatest hoax the world has ever seen you don't allow it to be jeopordized so your seven alleged friends can upload it to Youtube.

Twitter is the official home to more Michael Jacksons than a Michael Jackson look-a-like competition. Any fucker can be Michael. And no you don't need to prove you are really Michael because there are thousands of monkey-fucking idiots willing to follow anyone who claims to be Michael Jackson. Don't worry about the logical idea that Michael is not going to give up the hoax so he can tweet to some dumb fuck "I LOVE you more." it isn't important. The name says Michael Jackson (well actually it will say something like m1ch43lj4ck50n) so it must be Michael. And hey there are lots of Michaels to choose from on Twitter so don't just follow the first one you find. You have choices. Get selective. See who tweets the most bullshit before you pick which Michael you are going to follow. Hell if you are lucky you might even get Michael singing.

The forums are full of people who since June 25, 2009 have become legal and medical experts overnight. I'm not talking about the people who actually know their shit; I'm talking about the dumb cunts that read one article online and now they are commenting like they have a PhD or something. Take your fucking GED and go shove it up your ass.

And then we have the crazy fuckers that have nothing but they need their 15 minutes of fame in all this shit. You have people like the screaming banshee Maura. Ask for proof and she has none. Call her a cunt and she'll scream at you for 15 minutes (I was told it was 10-15 minutes, I muted her after 2 minutes).

But why are these fuckers crawling out the woodwork at every single opportunity? Because dumb fucks give them the attention they desire. Souza would fuck off back to her lesbian love shack if people stopped following her crazy ass theories. Youtube would be MJ-related bullshit free if people didn't fall for the lamest fucking shit going. Twitter would revert back to normal (well normal for Twitter) if people didn't follow every lobotomized fucktard that pretended to be Michael, a friend, or an informant.

So the long and short of it is that the hoax community created these fucking egotistical monsters; so you have to deal with them. And you will have to deal with all the others that will come because they want their 15 minutes of online fame. And as long as people are willing to feed their fucked up egos they will come.

Peace.

Cuss Count: Very High

Legal Notice: This post is pointed only at the people that it concerns. If you want to bitch about it then you obviously fall into one of the categories mentioned. And really you shouldn't be bitching because you are one of the fuckers causing this shit.

Shut The Fuck Up Souza

I was perusing the forums this morning to see if there was anything new - I knew it is a long shot but I did any way - and came across possibly the most disrespectful post from a forum administrator I have ever seen.

The topic is entitled "Important Videos: Info About Mind Control & Illuminati" and yes it is at the S&M Concentration Camp.

Personally I don't give a fuck about the nWo, mind control, and Illuminati but obviously some do. But that isn't the problem I have with the topic. The problem I have with the topic is how alleged lesbian Souza starts it:

"I think it's important to make this thread, because I feel we are focussing too much on clues and bamsdate again. Totally understandable after almost a year, but we must not forget what this is all about."

Oh come on you have to be fucking kidding. As the administrator of a forum that is titled MICHAEL JACKSON DEATH HOAX INVESTIGATORS you want to say people are losing focus by focusing on CLUES and BAMSDATE? Too fucking funny.

Because obviously a forum about Michael Jackson hoaxing his death needs to concentrate on Mind Control and the Illuminati.

But the real kicker is the dumb fucking administrator not only wants members to forget about CLUES and BAMSDATE she wants them to "not forget what this is all about."

Sorry to burst your fucking bubble Souza but clues would be a big thing. But Souza doesn't stop there. She just keeps on digging deeper and deeper:

"I selected some videos I found on YouTube that will get us back to the most important things about this hoax: exposing the 'Industry', Mind Control, Illuminati, deception, new world order, mass control etc."

So the most important things about the hoax are the Illuminati, nWo, and Mind Control? Well I'm just a stupid dog then because I thought the most important thing about the hoax was Michael Jackson. Not the fact of whether or not he is going to return but whether, no matter what he has decided to do, he is alright.

The first video, under the heading of "Mike's Message" the video is entitled "Michael Jackson Warns of 2012 Conspiracy?" has the following words spoken by Michael Jackson:

" I want to show them talent like they have never seen before so give your all. I love you all and we're a family, just know that we're a family. If we bring love back into the world, remind the world, that love is important, love each other, we're all one. Messaging, 'Take care of the planet'. We have four years to get it right or else it's irreversible then... we're done." - Michael Jackson

Well the most obvious thing from that video is that we are, according to Michael, safe in 2012. He did say FOUR YEARS. So unless This Is It was recorded in 2008 we are all good until 2013. So fuck the dumb cunts that read a Youtube video and thought the Mayans said the world would end in 2012 - which they never did, they said something about a period of time ending and a new beginning in 2012.

"Misinterpretation of the Mesoamerican Long Count calendar is the basis for a New Age belief that a cataclysm will take place on December 21, 2012. December 21, 2012 is simply the first day of the 14th b'ak'tun." (Wikipedia) So no end of the world in 2012 it would seem.

And from MICHAEL'S WORDS I didn't see any mention of mind control, nWo, or Illuminati.

Actually forget this post. If your still fucking dumb enough to follow the fear-inducing bullshit that the S&M Concentration Camp is putting out chances are you are wrapped in tin foil and will follow these two alleged lesbians and the bum bandit clown all the way up the yellow brick road they force you on. And, if Michael ever returns you'll have your head so fucking far up Souza's alleged lesbian ass you won't even know because you will be in some nuclear bunker by then fearing the very air you breath is controlled by the nWo.

Peace.

Legal Notice: Souza and Mo have never confirmed their lesbian relationship. Tin foil has never been proven to protect from mind control - this is an urban myth.

Welcome To The MJ Death Hoax

Just imagine you have come out of a 11 month coma and you start to look at all the news you missed. You go right back to June 2009 and find that the media has reported Michael Jackson died of a cardiac arrest. You watch a few Youtube videos concerning the reports and decide something is just not right. And you join all the others around the world that believe Michael Jackson is actually alive and faked his death for some reason.

You start to look at blogs, websites, and forums and eventually you have the misfortune of running across the S&M Concentration Camp.

Well if you did at the time of writing this article you would have noticed that the top of the list on the active topics is "President Told Aliens Are On Earth".

I fucking kid you not. I don't personally give a flying fuck what people believe with regards to the Illuminati, Aliens, and the nWo but what the fuck does Eisenhower and aliens have to do with Michael Jackson hoaxing his death? Absolutely nothing.

For fuck sake some Dutch lesbian cunt will make a ridiculous theory connecting the two, and then a fucking gay clown will jump up and start banning anyone who might even think about disagreeing with the Dutch lesbian.

The S&M Concentration Camp is trying to portray itself as a serious investigative forum in the whole hoax and yet this Illuminati conspiracy fueled shit keeps coming up. It has about as much to do with Michael Jackson hoaxing his death as The Sun has to do with actual real journalism.

No matter what happens in the next few months the S&M Concentration Camp will never lose the stigma of three main points:

• The dog autopsy
• Illuminati Bullshit
• Selling their souls to The Sun

As I said I don't fucking care if people want to don their tin foil hats and sit and discuss how the Illuminati and nWo are taking over the world and have aliens in high power positions around the world. But there are forums for that.

You don't start a topic called "1001 Ways To Expose Gay Clowns & Dutch Lesbians" on a forum called 'Website Design For Beginners'. Same as you don't start a whole fucking forum about the Illuminati on a Michael Jackson Hoax Death forum.

Everyone should be contacting Sony, the Estate, the Jackson Family, and anybody else to say that MJDHI is disrespecting Michael Jackson more than any tabloid newspaper has ever done.


Peace.

Legal Notice: The reference to 'Dutch Lesbian' does not mention either Souza or Mo so is safe for a change. The 'Gay Clown' comment does not mention Badkolo by name so that is safe. Actually there was no need for a legal notice; just wanted to point out the post did not tie Souza, Mo, or Badkolo in with lesbianism or homosexuality.

Rest In Peace Beloved Hoax

Less than ten months ago, on June 25, 2009 when Michael Jackson was supposedly rushed from 100 North Carolwood Drive to the UCLA hospital, a hoax was born. Sadly it lived a short life and before a year passed it was dead.

Thanks to people like Amy Sampson, Souza, Mo, and Badkolo and insanely run hoax forums it was doomed to die. It was almost a conspiracy to kill the hoax.

From the very beginning Amy Sampson screwed with members and moderators alike. Using the hoax as a way of making money from advertising and always looking to make more money with various schemes such as "premium membership" and selling t-shirts - looking back Auntie Amy was nothing more than a poor mans forerunner to Brian Oxman.

Along came MJKit which later became the S&M Concentration Camp. With a trio of Nazi fucks running the place anyone who had an idea that disagreed with the official forum stance on a subject was instantly ridiculed and banned. Yet the dumb fucks wonder why the "Nazi" tag sticks. Soon the topics about the hoax were weeded out to make way for the topics about the Illuminati, Mind Control, and a bunch of other conspiracy theories that had little, if anything, to do with Michael Jackson.

Thrown in to the mix we have MJHD.NET which has little do with the actual hoax and is more an amateur psychology unit with emotional support and flowers everywhere. In all honesty MJHD.NET is more like a fan forum as opposed to a hoax forum. Topics such as "I Had A Dream Last Night" "I'm Feeling Sad Today" are there for members to offer their advice and thoughts.

So we come to today. The day the hoax dies. In actual fact it is not the day the hoax dies it is the day the investigation of the hoax dies. All the people that made the hoax forums places where information and ideas were shared and discussed have gone. What is left is a shell of what could have been. Everything could have been so much more, so much bigger, just a lot more than it is.

So at this solemn time I'd like to personally say something to the various members of the forums, the people that have left the forums because of the way they were treated, and the admins of the current forums.

To the S&M Concentration Camp members that are left: The Nazis are constantly saying to open your eyes to the Illuminati and their tricks. But the members that remain should open their eyes to how previous members have been treated and why they are no longer there.

To the MJHD.NET flower shop members that are left. None of you are trained psychologists; and none of you are ever going to replace Google image search. Some horny 300 lb woman sat at a computer wants to see pictures of Michael Jackson wearing gold pants they can search for them. Learning to use something useful like a search engine might be more useful than putting up some flower smiley and clicking next. As for how people are feeling, everyone has a shit day nobody really cares. A few people put up a hug smiley and a flower smiley and instantly forget what your problem is because they have their own which are more important.

To Souza & Mo: Forget the Illuminati bullshit. You want to do a forum on the Illuminati and all the secrets they supposedly have create a separate website. Remember you are MJDHI stick to the topic. RFID chips have nothing to do with Michael. Then once you get back on track, start to treat your members better. It is good to have differences of opinion it opens discussion. Stop treating everyone who disagrees with you as a piece of shit; you know no more than them. Finally, get your egos back in check. You used to be good investigators in the hoax then somewhere along the line you seemed to think you were the fucking best thing since sliced bread and everyone else was beneath you. Truth is we are all on this journey together nobody really knows anything for sure a lot of it is speculation.

To Lara: Get your forum in order. Forget all the emotional support shit and the dreams. If some fucking person has some pseudo-erotic dream about MJ it has nothing to do with the actual hoax. There are already enough MJ fan sites and forums they can put that stuff. Then you need to get your moderators in order. If they are going to follow instructions they need to do it all the time not just when it suits them. Inconsistency in rules is just as bad as having none and making them up on the fly.

To all the people that left the hoax forums: Get together and create a forum where investigation and the hoax are not only the main topics but the topics. A lot of you are great investigators and made the original MJHD what it was. All together you could make one of the most informative hoax forums around.

If these few things do not happen the hoax will die. It will be seen as some conspiracy which the public will always view as some Illuminati bullshit theory when it is much more than that.

Peace.

Legal Notice: The opinion in this post is merely the opinion of someone who uses a dog as an identity. It is not satire just a vision of what will happen if the hoax forums stay on their current paths.

The Illuminati Infiltrate MJDHI & MJHD

When they are not busy taking over the world with their devious plans of world domination where do you find the Illuminati and, or, the Freemasons? Trolling around the Michael Jackson hoax death forums.

So someone points out on MJHD that someone is posting on MJDHI that Souza and Mo must basically stop putting a ton of crap about stuff they don't know - which is the Illuminati and Freemasons. Obviously whoever it was had not read the S&M Concentration Camp in a while as it is 90% Illuminati/NWO posts and topics.

As usual, the S&M Concentration Camp deleted that particular thread. So the person did what any self-respecting Freemason would do and that is head on over to MJHD to talk about it.

So the person at MJHD, going under the name of CernentiaeOculus, says: "Anyway, as I stated at Souza and Mo\'s forum, I am a member of the Mason\'s. More precicely, I am a member of the Knight\'s Teutonic, a branch of the Mason\'s. In other words, I am a modern day Templar, and a member of some status; this is why I was chosen to be their spokesperson to Souza and Mo. They have made some outrageous claims, and have been made aware of our feelings on this. They make our brothers, the Illuminati (another branch of the Masons) look very bad, and draw far too much attention to all of us. All I asked was that they simply cease their baseless accusations against us. They claim they have been silenced; yet it is they who silenced me. I refuse to be silenced! My brothers refuse to be silenced as well! All that the Order requests ist hat factless rumors stop being spread. We had nothing to do with Michael Jackson; in life or alleged death."

(read the continuing drama at http://www.michaeljacksonhoaxdeath.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=72&t=6733)

So a member of some standing is sent to talk to drugged up Dutch lesbians about Lady Gaga, Beyonce, and all that other shit? Must be very high up. Any lower and you'd be on the 1st step.

But it doesn't end there. Our esteemed Freemason cares what people think and starts a topic entitled "Do you honestly believe we killed MJ?" where CernentiaeOculus starts with: "I have a question for all of you. Those that do believe the illuminati murdered Michael Jackson; do you honestly believe my brothers and I would do such a thing? We are a respectful Order, and we have no interest in this man. And why would we? He was never a member, nor was he ever even a threat to us. He may have high status amongst you, but to us he is nothing. And I do not mean this in a bad way, I am simply stating there is no reason for us to take an interest in him."

Well that is all cleared up now. Someone allegedly in the Freemasons says that the Illuminati did not kill Michael Jackson. So simple. So now we can all go back to the actual hoax and drop all this Illuminati bullshit once and for all.

But just before you all leave the Illuminati read on further. Someone called Eastern Star jumps in and says something, and in reply CernentiaeOculus calls Eastern Star 'Sister' and then Eastern Star calls CernentiaeOculus 'brother'.

This is picked up on by mjselfsweet who asks how they knew to call each other brother and sister. Which is explained away by CernentiaeOculus that the Eastern Star is a female masonry. Then another member called HeidiLovesMJ points out via some web links that Eastern Star is for men and women, and that the Teutonic Knights also have female members as well as male members.

Then the intrigue really starts. When HeidiLovesMj and, another member, mjjexitus question these facts in steps the moderator MJ4everLOVE and says: "I'm going to say this 1 more time before I start warnings. These people are members of our forum and we do not tolerate hateful, sarcastic or bashing comments of our members. Please be respectful or avoid these threads. Thank you."

What the fuck? You can pretend to be Freemasons and bullshit to people, but if you question these fakes you get a warning for bashing and being disrespectful? Fuck Off. What next? If someone comes on pretending to be Michael Jackson nobody is allowed to question it? For fuck's sake if nobody questioned anything might as well pack your shit up now and fuck off home.

Then member HeidiLovesMJ asks: "I don't see the mods questioning these people claiming to be the freemasons or illuminati. You jump in because people are questioning them yet you do not protect the members from these people claiming to be something they are obviously not. And how did the illuminati member be allowed to mention the unmentionable names of Souza and Mo without being questioned? Something is wrong with all of this IMO."

(The drama will undoubtedly continue at http://www.michaeljacksonhoaxdeath.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=72&t=6734)

A very good point. A forum that has allegedly had a stalker is going to try to inhibit members from questioning the motives of certain people? Next time the next messenger from MJ turns up I hope the dumb fucking moderators roll out the red carpet, grease their fucking asses and get ready to get shafted for their ignorance. Stupid cunts read the posts where members question someone but fucking fail to notice two alleged Freemason members making mistakes and fooling people.

It is because of stupidity like this that makes all the moderators look like dumb cunts. MJ4everLOVE should shut her fucking pie hole and read the entire fucking thread before she jumps on a member. Dumb fucker if you read it all it was a couple of members looking out for the rest of the forum and trying to point out the inaccuracies that the two alleged Freemasons had made. Maybe everyone should stick to posting Gold Pants pictures and fucking handing out flowers instead of caring about other forum members.

Peace.

Legal Notice: Stupidity is not a disease some people practice the art. Read more of MJ4everLOVE's posts to see this art in action.

New MJDHI TV Series

HBO announced yesterday that as part of their Summer line-up they will introduce a new show called MJDHI: Dutch - Behind The Scenes Of The Hoax.

HBO spokesman, Diego Aldana, said "We know this show is going to pull the audience in. It has everything, sex, drugs, and techno music. We took the three main people of MJDHI and put them in a single apartment, much like Three's Company, but with the added twist that they will be investigating the theory that Michael Jackson hoaxed his death."

The main cast will be Souza played by Rachel Stevens, Mo played by Sophia Bush, and Badkolo played by Rowan Atkinson.

Souza, Badkolo, and Mo
(Rachel Stevens, Rowan Atkinson, and Sophia Bush)

Rachel Stevens, former member of S Club, said "When I was approached by HBO to do this series I really didn't want to play a Dutch lesbian that hangs around with some gay guy who lives with his mum. But when I read the script and saw who some of the possible guest stars were I knew I just had to do it."

With regards to the guest stars that will be appearing, Sophia Bush, no relation to former President George Bush, said "I think it is great that the Jackson family can see the funny side of all this. In the first episode we have Joe Jackson sell Badkolo a used car and then Badkolo has to try and get the money to pay him before Joe has him kneecapped."

Rowan Atkinson, of Mr. Bean fame said "I don't know who these people are in real life and when I was researching my character I really felt sorry for them. I mean they they think the Illuminati is running the world. If that was true my paycheck would be signed by David Rothschild. And then the whole lesbian thing, and the fact that my character Badkolo, is in real life gay and living at home with his mother just cracked me up."

Although HBO were unable to confirm the exact date that the series will start air they did state that as the date gets closer an advertising campaign would start worldwide. Diego Aldana finished the announcement with "This is really it. People will see the reality behind these people and what really makes them tick. It is one of those shows where the reality is a whole lot crazier than the image they portray on their forum."

The website of the show is http://www.hbo.com/MJDHI

Peace.

Legal Notice: Although Diego Aldana is an actual spokesman of HBO he had nothing to do with this announcement. The show MJDHI: Dutch may not actually exist and none of the celebrities mentioned know anything about it.