Some Things Just Speak For Themselves!

Without a doubt, this one single post takes the fucking cake. So get out your Betty Crocker Cookbooks folks, put on your aprons, get to cracking some eggs, and get baking because there's simply no time to waste. And of course, with cake, there has to be frosting. LMFAO

Here's the scoop, people! (by Silverwolf - Sat. November 7th, 2009 11:28 pm)

Well, I have good news and bad news people.

Good news is we have a less-buggy forum. Bad news? I heard from our admin that there was a MAJOR forum malfunction. Amy tried to fix it, our new admin tried to fix it...nothing worked. So, the forum crashed. Everything is gone, including wordpress.

That's the good news at least...no more darn WP bugs. The bad news? We have to start allll over. Small price to pay though, yes? At least MJHD is still up and running!

~Silverwolf~


Peace.

Ode To Silverwolf ... Finally

I know it has been a long time coming, but things get in the way (work, life, and other things that cross my mind) but finally the Ode to SilverWolf aka SilverFish is complete.

Ode To SilverFish

They call you Silverfish even though it isn't your name
Shouldn't that tell you something about what people think
More than just me hates you I'm sure your parents do to
Your moderating controlled by Amy, how low can you sink?

Would it really hurt for you to think for yourself?
You that stupid that you need Amy to wipe your ass?
Some think you are Amy but some think Chaos Wolf
The name used on a diaper fetish site with no class.

So you moderate the MJHD forum and think you do good
Deleting and moving posts and topics but nothing else
You mean nothing and they laugh behind your back
Kissing Amy's ass has proven to be bad for your health

Keep nominating people and I'll eventually add them to the MJHD Poetic wall of shame.

Peace.

Ode To Tis_Ruthy

I wasn't going to do this one, but then I thought why not. Silverfish can wait a day or two.

Tis_Ruthy you think that I care what you think
You come to this blog trying to cause a stink
You just made yourself look stupid and dumb
If I wanted to attack MJHD you'd all feel numb

You complain and you whine and throw a fit
Saying this blog and these people just will not quit
You are damn right we will not quit on this blog
You can fuck off back to MJHD you stuck up snob

If you hated this blog and thought us all wrong
Why come back? Are you smoking a bong?
So take your points and shove them up your ass
Just for fun wrap your points in broken glass.

Peace.

Five Changes Name To Orange Dude Culver 405

I'm hoping the poem wasn't that bad that Five changed their name because of it. Strange coincidence most likely. Would the name change distract people from thinking that Five is Auntie Amy? If the name is no longer the number on your front door people will soon forget I suppose.

Orange Dude Culver 405 is a bit of a mouth full so I'm glad I got the poem out of the way. Although it ends in '5' still.

So please Silverfish/wolf, Tis_Ruthy, and any moderator please do not change your names until your official MJHDC poem has been completed.

Orange Dude Culver 405? Seriously was you whacked out on medication at the time? Drop a few pills and start seeing orange people. The orange people are the Oompa Loompas from the original WIlly Wonka film. Don't be afraid, they want to help you. Speaking of which you might want to get some help.

405, did you know your picture to word ratio is approximately 7:1 (based on three random posts)? Speak up more. Your username has more words than you say.

Peace.