The title of this post is a quote from Katherine Hepburn. And before the MJHD Admins get too excited she was not talking about MJHD.
So the database is corrupted, all the good posters, and members are leaving. Yet the rules remain in effect. The same rules that stop people posting, stop people from thinking, stop the members from expressing themselves.
If you want to read the rules they are here.
So let us look at these rules and see what they actually say:
"We do allow freedom of speech, but note that this is within the confines of the stated rules." - This can basically be translated as you can talk about anything you want as long as we agree with it.
"As members you can make the lives of the admins and mods much easier if you use this function when you come across a post that violates these rules." - This can be read as Please snitch on other members this is guaranteed to cause drama when it is discussed by the Admin with other people.
"All members are valued at MJHD." - You are kidding with this right? It can be read as please support Silverfuck and Nightmare as they screw up the forum.
"This rule includes Private Messages as well." - So you are saying Private messages are not private? How the hell do you intend to enforce this one? This can be read as We will snoop on your private messages.
"There is to be no swearing at MJHD. This is a child-friendly website." - Not sure which church they go to but come on seriously kids swear just as much as adults now. This can be read as Don't swear we are god-fearing Christians and do not want to go to hell.
"Michael Jackson was (and is) a great individual." - Whoa that had to be inherited from Auntie Amy. (and is)? Who forgot to remember he was still alive? That should not be read point blank.
"He also has made several videos, and many women adore him. However, discussing him in a sexual manner is not allowed." - He made more than several. But we'll let that slide. Discussing him in a sexual manner is not allowed? Michael spent 50% of his time on stage grabbing his crotch. Read this bit as you can watch videos of Michael, but don't tell anyone on MJHD what you saw.
"Invading the privacy (i.e., obtaining and posting personal information) of any MJHD Member, Moderator or the admins is forbidden. Privacy is valued at MJHD." - Privacy for for who? Certainly not the people that are constantly harrassed my MJHD. Please read this bit as it is OK to invade the privacy of everyone as long as it is not an MJHD Admin or moderator.
"Bashing his family/friends/associates will not be tolerated." - Even if they turn out to be fakes? You cannot bash his family? What? Read this as you cannot write the truth about how the Jackson family and friends of Michael have acted and profited from all of this.
"In no capacity may members discuss his children." - They have no connection with their father faking his death? There is a difference between bashing the children and discussing them. Read this as we do not want to talk about his kids no matter how important they are and also ignore the posts about them on the forum.
"Posting opinions and theories is allowed. It is highly encouraged." - Encouraged as long as it is not describing Michael as sexy or mentioning the Illuminati or his family or his kids. Read this as only discuss what we tell you to discuss. All other posts will be deleted.
"We will not allow posts that are obviously trying to mislead others into believing something." - Too dumb to even comment on. Read it as do not try to convince people of anything they do already believe. If someone believes Michael is dead let them alone.
"No one is to claim they personally knew MJ either." - So if Miko Brando joins MJHD all his posts will be deleted. Read as we already have a theory what happened we do not want anyone to say that theory is wrong.
"There is to be no discussion about the illuminate." - So it is OK to discuss the Illuminati? Oh sorry, got it. Don't discuss light. Read as we are rednecks and know nothing about this. Do not discuss it as we will look even more stupid than normal.
"It is a hoax-death website. If you want to discuss the illuminate, NWO, etc. then this is not the forum for you." - nwo33mj ring any bells? Read as if you think the illuminate (whoever they are) had any involvement fuck off to Alex Jones' website.
"If you want to know why a thread was locked, deleted, or post edited, then please PM one of the administrators, or one of the moderators." - Who will instantly lie to you. And say they had nothing to do with it and it was someone else. Read this as if a post is locked, deleted, or edited don't complain or the Admins and moderators will discuss you behind your back.
"Finally, have fun." - You have got to be kidding me. Don't discuss anything, don't upset anyone, don't suggest anything to other people, don't talk about all the people involved except for Dr Murray, but have fun. Read this as if you read this far we are still taking the piss out of you.
So that is the rules in a nutshell. I did hear on the grapevine there was a set of rules which mentioned invading Poland but I have not seen these for myself so cannot verify that.
With all the rules, the warning system, it is no wonder that MJHD is dead in the water. Even the Titanic had a chance before it sank - MJHD does not. Abandon ship! Abandon ship!
Showing posts with label Silverfish. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Silverfish. Show all posts
11/25/2009
11/22/2009
According To MJHD Michael Is No Longer Sexy
So with the departure of Auntie Amy, somehow I thought things would get better over at MJHD.
Then Silverfish and Nightmare took over, and things went from bad to worse. First four months of hard work went right down the toilet; and even though members (myself included) have offered to fix this for free, none have been asked. The question remains why? If you want it fixed let someone fix it - as stated before it is not rocket science.
The intelligence of the Admin staff dropped big time when Auntie Amy left. All other things put aside she was a smart cookie - I mean she got people to pay for her fetish without them knowing for almost 3 months.
Just when I thought MJHD Admin had sunk as low as it can go Silverfish sinks even lower. I know he's a christian, I know he's a redneck, and I know he is greasy but his latest move goes beyond stupidity into the realm of insanity.
As of Sunday, November 22, 2009 it is now no longer acceptable to describe Michael as sexy. You have to be fucking kidding me. The guy danced with his hand on his crotch 50% of the time.
In the post "Funny Pictures Of Michael" Silverfish answered the question "What happened to the sexy Michael thread?" with this statement:
I am the one that deleted the thread in question. Read the rules: There is to be no posts where MJ is discussed in a sexual manner. This was not allowed before MJHD went down, and it is still a rule now. The pics here are fine--except for one that I deleted.
Everyone can share pics without talking about him in a nearly X-rated manner. To quote the former mod Dk--"Michael Jackson is NOT a piece of meat."
Note: As stated by DK in their comment below, the quote from DK was not even in reference to the MJHD forum.
Oh come on it is harmless. And if Michael didn't want to be considered in that way, no way would he have danced the way he danced.
Silverfish, get off your holier than thou soapbox and realize that just because you are as ugly as fuck does not mean women do not look at photos of guys in the same way as you look at photos of your Mom.
Silverfish aka Silverfuck will from now on be referred to as Hitlerfish.
I never thought I'd type this statement, but here goes:
Peace.
Then Silverfish and Nightmare took over, and things went from bad to worse. First four months of hard work went right down the toilet; and even though members (myself included) have offered to fix this for free, none have been asked. The question remains why? If you want it fixed let someone fix it - as stated before it is not rocket science.
The intelligence of the Admin staff dropped big time when Auntie Amy left. All other things put aside she was a smart cookie - I mean she got people to pay for her fetish without them knowing for almost 3 months.
Just when I thought MJHD Admin had sunk as low as it can go Silverfish sinks even lower. I know he's a christian, I know he's a redneck, and I know he is greasy but his latest move goes beyond stupidity into the realm of insanity.
As of Sunday, November 22, 2009 it is now no longer acceptable to describe Michael as sexy. You have to be fucking kidding me. The guy danced with his hand on his crotch 50% of the time.
In the post "Funny Pictures Of Michael" Silverfish answered the question "What happened to the sexy Michael thread?" with this statement:
I am the one that deleted the thread in question. Read the rules: There is to be no posts where MJ is discussed in a sexual manner. This was not allowed before MJHD went down, and it is still a rule now. The pics here are fine--except for one that I deleted.
Everyone can share pics without talking about him in a nearly X-rated manner. To quote the former mod Dk--"Michael Jackson is NOT a piece of meat."
Note: As stated by DK in their comment below, the quote from DK was not even in reference to the MJHD forum.
Oh come on it is harmless. And if Michael didn't want to be considered in that way, no way would he have danced the way he danced.
Silverfish, get off your holier than thou soapbox and realize that just because you are as ugly as fuck does not mean women do not look at photos of guys in the same way as you look at photos of your Mom.
Silverfish aka Silverfuck will from now on be referred to as Hitlerfish.
I never thought I'd type this statement, but here goes:
Bring Back Auntie Amy
Peace.
Nightmare Vs Silverfish - Which is The Dumbest?
I was posting over at MJHD when I realized that another member, badria, had asked a question concerning a 'topic started' column on the forum - topic was even entitled "post started column!!" and Nightmare in her infinite redneck wisdom decided to answer as an Admin.
Seriously, you couldn't make this shit up if you tried.
Basically the question/suggestion was: we need to add a 'topic started column'. The answer, by Nightmare the Admin, was:
"Depending on which style you're using, somewhere near the top of the screen is a view new post button or link. There is also a view unanswered post & active topic links.
These buttons or links are located in different places, depending on which style you are using, but they're alway near the top of the page."
Whoa there Nightmare, you completely missed the suggestion. Turn your Willie Nelson 8 track down a little and take Silverfish's cock out of your mouth before you try to answer something. Also thinking might help.
You didn't answer the question. The answer, so you know for future reference, is:
No matter what style you are using, underneath each topic is the username of the person who started it, and the date and time it was started.
There, that wasn't too hard. It is a standard feature of phpBB3 (and has been since version 1.0) - so you don't need to say how much hard work you put in to adjusting anything that already existed.
Peace.
Seriously, you couldn't make this shit up if you tried.
Basically the question/suggestion was: we need to add a 'topic started column'. The answer, by Nightmare the Admin, was:
"Depending on which style you're using, somewhere near the top of the screen is a view new post button or link. There is also a view unanswered post & active topic links.
These buttons or links are located in different places, depending on which style you are using, but they're alway near the top of the page."
Whoa there Nightmare, you completely missed the suggestion. Turn your Willie Nelson 8 track down a little and take Silverfish's cock out of your mouth before you try to answer something. Also thinking might help.
You didn't answer the question. The answer, so you know for future reference, is:
No matter what style you are using, underneath each topic is the username of the person who started it, and the date and time it was started.
There, that wasn't too hard. It is a standard feature of phpBB3 (and has been since version 1.0) - so you don't need to say how much hard work you put in to adjusting anything that already existed.
Peace.
11/21/2009
Silverfish Continues To Lie - Lie #2
Alright I predicted it would happen in the last post, and not to blow my own trumpet too much, I was right.
In the topic "We are a GO on imbeding youtube video's!!" Silverfish states: "Okay guys, embedding youtube videos are okay! We had to custom make our own BBcode to do it, but it's done. EXTRA special thanks to alexwestconsulting for his amazing youtube video on making this work! (I will personally email this guy if he has any contact info!
DayDream did most of the work, I pointed out where things needed changed, and we are all good to go! So WOOHOO--youtube videos can be embedded now!"
First thing first. The lie is: "We had to custom make our own BBCode..." No you didn't Silverfuck, its a BB code (notice the space) that was first published 4 days after the release of phpBB3.
Secondly, why thank Alex West Consulting? The person who originally did this code, and assisted in the coding of phpBB2 & 3, is known; and it certainly isn't Alex West (for the geeks it is D4RK_L0RD).
And a minor point here (minor as in small, not minor as in what Silverfish's mom was when she had him) it is videos not video's - the second implies that video owns something.
Keep up the good work Silverfish. You make my job so much easier when you so easily prove what a fucktard you are.
Peace.
In the topic "We are a GO on imbeding youtube video's!!" Silverfish states: "Okay guys, embedding youtube videos are okay! We had to custom make our own BBcode to do it, but it's done. EXTRA special thanks to alexwestconsulting for his amazing youtube video on making this work! (I will personally email this guy if he has any contact info!
DayDream did most of the work, I pointed out where things needed changed, and we are all good to go! So WOOHOO--youtube videos can be embedded now!"
First thing first. The lie is: "We had to custom make our own BBCode..." No you didn't Silverfuck, its a BB code (notice the space) that was first published 4 days after the release of phpBB3.
Secondly, why thank Alex West Consulting? The person who originally did this code, and assisted in the coding of phpBB2 & 3, is known; and it certainly isn't Alex West (for the geeks it is D4RK_L0RD).
And a minor point here (minor as in small, not minor as in what Silverfish's mom was when she had him) it is videos not video's - the second implies that video owns something.
Keep up the good work Silverfish. You make my job so much easier when you so easily prove what a fucktard you are.
Peace.
Why Do MJHD Administrators Always Have To Lie?
Auntie Amy started the ball rolling, with constant lies, and seems to have set the trend for all of the people that take the role of Administrator over at MJHD.
Silverfish, made a big thing about being open to all the members over at MJHD and how him and his redneck mother were from Alaska. They both had posts on the MJHD forum which stated this; although both posts have been removed.
One thing - and Michael said this himself - "Just because it's in print doesn't mean it's the gospel." Silverfish may be a redneck, may live in some back woods place nobody else wants to live in, may be having sex with his mother, but as Silverfish's God is my witness he does not live anywhere near Alaska.
So the greasy Silverfish starts his life-long dream of being the MJHD Admin by lying to all the members. Just another wolf in sheep's clothing. And before he tries to convince you he is - remember he visits this blog. Yesterday he visited 3 times, and lo and behold, according to Google Analytics not one visit from Alaska.
I'm guessing when Auntie Amy left she must of took the MJHD balls with her because although she lied about a lot of other stuff she at least told the truth about her location.
So now, as loyal members of MJHD, we just have to wait for more and more lies to spew from the unclean mouth of Silverfish.
Peace.
Silverfish, made a big thing about being open to all the members over at MJHD and how him and his redneck mother were from Alaska. They both had posts on the MJHD forum which stated this; although both posts have been removed.
One thing - and Michael said this himself - "Just because it's in print doesn't mean it's the gospel." Silverfish may be a redneck, may live in some back woods place nobody else wants to live in, may be having sex with his mother, but as Silverfish's God is my witness he does not live anywhere near Alaska.
So the greasy Silverfish starts his life-long dream of being the MJHD Admin by lying to all the members. Just another wolf in sheep's clothing. And before he tries to convince you he is - remember he visits this blog. Yesterday he visited 3 times, and lo and behold, according to Google Analytics not one visit from Alaska.
I'm guessing when Auntie Amy left she must of took the MJHD balls with her because although she lied about a lot of other stuff she at least told the truth about her location.
So now, as loyal members of MJHD, we just have to wait for more and more lies to spew from the unclean mouth of Silverfish.
Peace.
Wordpress Versus PHPBB3 - It Is Not Rocket Science
Once again, without confusion, I offer a proverbial olive branch to the people at MJHD. No I am not going soft. No I am not confused because Tis_Ruthy commented (btw - Hi Ruthy, we miss you). And finally, no I am not such an asshole that I wish to watch the painful experiences over at MJHD continue.
OK, on the forum thread "Wordpress or not? VOTE" some members mentioned pulling all the information from the Wordpress forum over to the PHPBB3 forum. Great idea; and easy to implement.
On the front page of MJHD it is stated that the database is corrupt, and for someone to fix it is going to cost $300. That is not so good.
So here is the proverbial olive branch: I can repair the database, and also transfer the Wordpress information over to PHPBB3 - and as a seeker of the truth; I will do it for free.
Technical information (a little boring but necessary): The old forum of MJHD is actually a Simple Press forum; which in turn basically uses MySQL as a backbone database. PHPBB3 also uses MySQL database. In transferring one to the other it is merely telling the PHPBB3 database where to put the fields/information from the Simple Press forum (for example Simple Press may have used user_id_number and PHPBB3 may be using user_id). It is all about mapping the old database to the new database. Nothing technical really. Using phpMyAdmin it is just a case of mapping various databases and fields etc from one to the other.
As for repairing the database, for free and not paying $300, some friends over at Database Journal have already discussed this and provided step-by-step instructions to do this. Here is the link for repairing MySQL database corruption.
Once again if any of that seems like it was written in a foreign language, or is too technical for the new Admins (hereafter referred to as Silverfish and Nightmare) I offer my services free; for the sake of the MJHD members.
Peace.
OK, on the forum thread "Wordpress or not? VOTE" some members mentioned pulling all the information from the Wordpress forum over to the PHPBB3 forum. Great idea; and easy to implement.
On the front page of MJHD it is stated that the database is corrupt, and for someone to fix it is going to cost $300. That is not so good.
So here is the proverbial olive branch: I can repair the database, and also transfer the Wordpress information over to PHPBB3 - and as a seeker of the truth; I will do it for free.
Technical information (a little boring but necessary): The old forum of MJHD is actually a Simple Press forum; which in turn basically uses MySQL as a backbone database. PHPBB3 also uses MySQL database. In transferring one to the other it is merely telling the PHPBB3 database where to put the fields/information from the Simple Press forum (for example Simple Press may have used user_id_number and PHPBB3 may be using user_id). It is all about mapping the old database to the new database. Nothing technical really. Using phpMyAdmin it is just a case of mapping various databases and fields etc from one to the other.
As for repairing the database, for free and not paying $300, some friends over at Database Journal have already discussed this and provided step-by-step instructions to do this. Here is the link for repairing MySQL database corruption.
Once again if any of that seems like it was written in a foreign language, or is too technical for the new Admins (hereafter referred to as Silverfish and Nightmare) I offer my services free; for the sake of the MJHD members.
Peace.
10/31/2009
Ode To Silverwolf ... Finally
I know it has been a long time coming, but things get in the way (work, life, and other things that cross my mind) but finally the Ode to SilverWolf aka SilverFish is complete.
Keep nominating people and I'll eventually add them to the MJHD Poetic wall of shame.
Peace.
Ode To SilverFish
They call you Silverfish even though it isn't your name
Shouldn't that tell you something about what people think
More than just me hates you I'm sure your parents do to
Your moderating controlled by Amy, how low can you sink?
Would it really hurt for you to think for yourself?
You that stupid that you need Amy to wipe your ass?
Some think you are Amy but some think Chaos Wolf
The name used on a diaper fetish site with no class.
So you moderate the MJHD forum and think you do good
Deleting and moving posts and topics but nothing else
You mean nothing and they laugh behind your back
Kissing Amy's ass has proven to be bad for your health
They call you Silverfish even though it isn't your name
Shouldn't that tell you something about what people think
More than just me hates you I'm sure your parents do to
Your moderating controlled by Amy, how low can you sink?
Would it really hurt for you to think for yourself?
You that stupid that you need Amy to wipe your ass?
Some think you are Amy but some think Chaos Wolf
The name used on a diaper fetish site with no class.
So you moderate the MJHD forum and think you do good
Deleting and moving posts and topics but nothing else
You mean nothing and they laugh behind your back
Kissing Amy's ass has proven to be bad for your health
Keep nominating people and I'll eventually add them to the MJHD Poetic wall of shame.
Peace.
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