Damn I Married Souza

No I didn't. It was just a funny title.

A Twitter user by the name of @Michaels_Tree (previously @Truth_Goddess) put up a Twitlonger about me and my wife. And rather than waste time answering her personally I thought I would allow everyone to see both sides at once and let them decide for themselves.

As can be seen allegedly I was challenged to go in chat on mic or on cam; or even meet in person. Yeah I want to meet psychotic mental outpatients in person. So yes it is true I ignored them purely on the basis that I don't accept challenges from every single crack whore going. Does that make me a coward? In my book it makes sense to avoid the crack whores.

Allegedly I mix yellow piss and bullshit together. Back in my younger university days I did a lot of stupid stuff that the following morning I could not remember so I am not going to deny this. But the crack whore goes on "just like they did to Michael." I'm sorry did I ever say I was bothered what Michael Jackson's message was? No. The blog was originally a look at the forums around the hoax death; and is now a place where the unholy trinity gather and share their uncensored views on anything. I have never said I stood for anything that Michael Jackson stands for. To be honest more likely to be the Anti-Michael Jackson.

Allegedly I insulted anybody who happens to be in "an assisted device." Don't remember doing that. All I remember doing is calling out someone who said they were when they are not. But wheelchairs have their funny moments in life so what the hell; yeah assisted devices are funny - and how some people got there is also funny. Notice I said SOME. A guy in a wheelchair because he fell out of his mistress' window when her husband returned is a funny way to end up in a wheelchair. And the wheelchair connection is because @Michaels_Tree entered chat under another name claiming to be in a wheelchair. The IP address, which is static, matches both. I have at present took the more righteous path not to publish it.

The crack whore also states that I offered to help her. This I did before I found out from countless others on Twitter what a nut she was. Now I wouldn't piss on the bitch if she was on fire.

It is also alleged in the Twitlonger that I am in some way connected to Badkolo, Souza, and Mo. Not sure where that idea comes from. She never read this blog obviously; or asked Souza - just another random accusation with no merit.

There is mention of my god. Which as an atheist really makes no sense but OK if I have to pick a god I want the christian God; with Allah's butt and Buddha's eyes. Just don't expect me to pray to something that doesn't exist. And as myself, HNN, and Homeless Dave are the "Unholy Trinity" it kind of speaks for itself with regards to how I view religion.

So there is the answer to the Twitlonger for everyone to read. Nothing is hidden. Anyone wants to bitch about any of it go ahead - all comments, except spam, get published.

In The Name Of The Father

Actually that should read "In the name of the dog, the reporter, and the homeless bum." Because the two strangest hoax blogs have merged; and Homeless Dave was dragged along as entertainment.

The blogs of MJHDC and HNN are now "The MJHDConspiracy News Network" - All the irrelevant things to do with anything can now be found in one place.

All three will author various posts which will be identified when they post. All three are on Twitter and have separate Twitpic pages; but now the insanity is all on one blog. Scary that the homeless wonder is now able to post actual posts.

No Love.

The Daves AKA The Dogs

With almost every industry having some sort of awards ceremony it was high time that the Michael Jackson death hoax had some sort of award ceremony. So one was organized. Homeless Dave got together with Hoax News Network and MJHD Conspiracy and created what may become an annual event known merely as the Daves.

Trying to get all three in the same room is a nightmare. So it was eventually decided not to bother filming it. Without further ado here is the transcript of the filming that will be forever lost in the depths of Hell.

MJHDC: Welcome to The Daves. Some homeless guy decided to create an award ceremony for the Michael Jackson death hoax; and by association I got dragged into this fucking mess.
Dave: What he means is that he is proud to be associated with The Daves.
MJHDC: Do I bollocks. Its a fucking sham. I'm stuck in a room with a smelly homeless guy and the almighty, notice the sarcasm in my voice, Hoax fucking News Network.
HNN: There is no need to swear about it.
MJHDC: Fuck off.
Dave: OK. Now might be a good time to get things going with the first award.
HNN: The nominees for the first award, which is the biggest mistake on Twitter, are JermJackson5, Wingheart, Souza81, TheIllusion777 and TheMJInformer.
MJHDC: That is it? There are more fuck-ups on Twitter than them 5 assholes. Fuck I could find you 100+ just by typing 'fucktard' in the search.
HNN: Yeah but we limited it a bit to make things easier.
MJHDC: Easier for who? Nobody is voting on this shit.
Dave: Easier to type it all out.
MJHDC: Film it in high definition in case I murder you two fucks.
HNN: It'll end up getting typed. It always does.
MJHDC: Whatever. Get on with this fucking shit.
Dave: It was a close race between the final 5. Although some had more of an impact than others.
MJHDC: How long you going to talk about it? Just say the fucking name and move on you homeless bastard.
Dave: I was getting to it.
MJHDC: More to the point why are you homeless?
HNN: It is a long story. Trust me on that.
MJHDC: So is this awards shit going to be at this fucking rate.
Dave: Well; if you would stop interrupting.
MJHDC: Sure. Get on with it or I'll burn your cardboard box down.
Dave: Jermaine obviously angered the hoaxers when he attacked them.
MJHDC: How fucking dumb are you? Homeless twat. He did it hoping some fucking sleaze bag media, like TMZ, would pick up on it and advertise his lame fucking book that Oprah is most likely going to slap a Book Club sticker on. Tell him to grease his hair less, write a book about what he has achieved which will be about 4 pages, and stop trying to pay his child support with Michael's name.
HNN: Here Dave let the mutt do this if he thinks he is so great.

(Dave hands the cards to MJHDC)

MJHDC: I am not reading all this shit. I'll do it my way. Jermaine is a greasy motherfucker that is cashing in. Karen Faye is a dried up old hag that has done nothing. Souza is a fucking Nazi lesbian bitch. The Illusion and the Informer are both fucking losers jacking off to pictures of Sarah Palin in their Mom's basement. Hell one of those retards might be ButtFuckolo. Anyway the winner is Karen Faye. She tweets like she is someone when she is not. She was just a make-up artist for Michael Jackson. Nothing more nothing less. She is just sad and bitter and tweets her lonely venom on anyone who dares question the fucking oracle that is Karen Faye. Fuck her she is not shit. She'll most likely masturbate with this award just because it says MJ on it.
Dave: That isn't exactly what I wrote.
MJHDC: Too bad. It is done. Karen Faye got the award what is next?
HNN: Actually I am doing the next one.
MJHDC: Well get on with then. HNN. Horse-shit No News.
Dave: He's actually quite nice.
MJHDC: Got a lighter?
Dave: Yes. Here you ...
HNN: No Dave. Just No. Can we all get on with this before the end of time?
MJHDC: Well get on with it then.
HNN: The next award is for the best news coverage of the Michael Jackson death hoax. I, myself, was excluded for obvious reasons.
MJHDC: Like the fact that you don't actually do news. You had as much chance of winning as Karen Faye in a talent contest.
HNN: Anyway. The nominees for best news coverage of the hoax death are CNN, TMZ, The Sun, News Of The World, and The Huffington Post.
Dave: I didn't think we were including the Huffington Post because of the word huff and how it might be a bad influence on younger people.
HNN: We let the mutt in so a very obscure drug reference should be OK.
MJHDC: Fuck references. Just say it. Do Drugs. You will get high and then pop some downers. Repeat as necessary.
HNN: OK. Anyway. When we discussed this we decided that The Sun was instantly not going to win because of what they have done in the past.
MJHDC: What misquote Souza?
HNN: No. For the fact they were less than nice about how they reported on Michael Jackson before June 25 2009.
MJHDC: So it wasn't because they penned the phrase "Wacko Jacko" then?
Dave: Well we did take that into consideration.
MJHDC: Do you even know where consideration is?
Dave: Illinois.
MJHDC: (laughing) No wonder No News is fucked with this retard as a reporter.
Dave: Volunteer reporter.
MJHDC: (laughing) You don't even get paid. No wonder you are homeless.
HNN: Well for the same reasons we dismissed the News Of The World. Huffington Post was dismissed in this category as their coverage has not exactly been ground breaking. Which just left CNN and TMZ. TMZ broke the story and have had good all round coverage with stories that nobody else would even consider publishing. But on the other side CNN has given quality interviews with Larry King; and during one of those interviews the infamous Dave Dave interview.
Dave: I have never been on Larry King.
HNN: I said Dave Dave not Homeless Dave.
MJHDC: Clean the shit out of your ears.
HNN: Anyway with a tough decision it was given to TMZ due to their continued hoax clues and news.
MJHDC: Clues? What fucking clues? The fact Harvey wears a pink t-shirt is a clue he is gay? Google him it is already there. No fucking clues needed. What clues about the hoax have come from TMZ?
HNN: Well there was the armored truck moving the coffin.
MJHDC: Saw that on X17 Online myself.
HNN: Look we decided this already.
MJHDC: You and the homeless wonder there decided it not me. I only just came back. Notice I got back before Michael. That is how you do it. 2 years my fucking ass. 4 months and I'm back.
Dave: Unfortunately.
MJHDC: Shut the fuck up.
HNN: Can we just get this done?
MJHDC: Yep I'll do it all. You two fucktards go pick your asses or something and I'll announce the rest.
Dave: But it is called The Daves I have to be here.
MJHDC: Is that a police siren I hear?

(Dave exits the building running as fast he can for a homeless guy with asthma)

HNN: So you want to do all this on your own?
MJHDC: That is what I said.
HNN: OK. Have fun. I'm out. Peace.
MJHDC: Hey fucker I was saying that before you were even thought of. That is why I changed it because you had tarnished it.
HNN: Whatever.

(HNN leaves the building)

MJHDC: OK with those two fucktards out of the way let us just get down to the nitty gritty. These awards were thought up by a homeless guy that lives in a cardboard box; and shares his air space with a bunch of degenerates. Nobody gives a flying fuck what he thinks. As for Hoax News Network I've seen more news on that heathen EWTN channel. So to save you all a lot of time I'll give you my opinion; and hopefully someone will remember to rename it to The Dogs.

I actually agree with Karen Faye being the biggest mistake on Twitter. Most celebrities use Twitter to tell you what is going on with their career and the occasional tweet advertising their latest project. But not Karen; she tweets on and on about Michael Jackson. Yet when anyone questions her version of things she instantly gets all defensive and starts blocking people like it is going out of fashion. The dumb bitch has to realize that almost all of the people tweeting her have read conflicting things about Michael from supposed trusted sources. They are not necessarily questioning her but the fact they have been told something different. Dumb bitch didn't realize that a long time ago so now is seen as some evil, venom spewing, spawn of Satan. And over time she has got more and more defensive. Now she just looks sad and pathetic.

As for TMZ I don't agree. That bunch of clowns will publish anything if it means people will come to their website. CNN is about as reliable as Japanese nuclear reactor. The Sun is all tits and sport. The News Of The World is just fucking sleaze. The Huffington Post abuse bloggers by using their talents without paying them; while raking in the profits. Something to do with Huffington Post merging with AOL for $315 million and all the bloggers work was never compensated. Some lawsuit is in effect. So fuck them. I say don't trust any of the media. Investigate everything for yourself. The internet is so people from all over the world can finally get the reality of stories that were, back in the old days, just available via TV and newspapers. Every news source is sponsored, or owned, by some corporation; and as such has to be somewhat biased in their reporting. So say fuck it and find out things for yourself.

As for awards they are just the opinion of a few people who think they know better. Think your opinion really matters? Does it fuck. The music industry decides who wins what. Hell even American Idol is rigged to a certain extent. Try it next year. Vote for the worse one and see if they ever make it. What you see on TV is just a facade.

As for these Dave awards. Bullshit. Decided by a homeless guy and some fuck who plays with Photoshop. You don't need to be told by them, or me, who is good or bad in this hoax. You all have a brain to decide this shit for yourself.

Fuck it. I'm out of here. Remember - No Love.

HNN Notice: Cuss Count: Extreme

Legal Notice: The Daves Award ceremony was pure satire. It never actually happened. All opinions contained are from that person and that person alone. HNN is not sponsored.

Informers

Back in the nineties Snow sang Informer. If only he had known about the Michael Jackson death hoax that was going to happen in 2009 he would of made it Informers; and had the Michael Jackson hoax death anthem.

Yet another crazy, unstable, person has made it on the scene to say when Michael will be back. But this one came out of the closet dressed in their Grandma's clothes attacking Twitter user @TheIllusion777; yet another informer.

The newest of informers, at the time of writing as it seems a new one arrives almost hourly, is a Twitter user going under the ID of @TheMJInformer.

As if the hoax hasn't had enough to contend with - with the Michael Jackson fans fighting amongst each other - now the so-called informers are going to start vying to be the most trusted informer.

But before following one of these crack addicts think about this one question. If Michael Jackson hoaxed his death on International television would he want some unknown, random, Twitter account to announce the comeback of all time?

And for those that care - @TheIllusion says the return will be July 13, 2011; Although they have already tweeted that it may not happen and just merely join the other canceled Bamsdays. @TheMJInformer has not set a date; but they have only been on Twitter for a short time so give them chance and I'm sure they will be plucking dates out of their ass like the rest of the informers that have come and gone.






Peace.

Cuss Count: Zero

Legal Notice: None - although HNN is not affiliated with any real news agency; just in case someone thinks it is.

Interview With God

He is supposedly everywhere; yet nailing him down for an interview is harder than nailing his son down. But finally I caught up with God and interviewed the elusive man himself.

HNN: Before we begin God I should let you know I already sold my soul to the devil back in 1990 for a Gary Lineker, World Cup, player card.
God: I wouldn't worry about that. That was me.
HNN: What? So you are Satan; the devil?
God: Hey, I am all-knowing, all-seeing, and always around. I have to fill my time up. I'm awake 24/7. It is like insomnia on crack. I play various parts; including Satan, God, Allah, and Buddha. If you have met one of them you have already met me.
HNN: So you are God, Allah, and Buddha?
God: It keeps things interesting. As God I cover the Western world, as Buddha the Eastern, and as Allah everywhere else. When I make a mistake and God gets the blame I head to the oriental region and listen to the prayers to Buddha. That way I am always loved somewhere.
HNN: Unless you flood the world again.
God: Now hang on. You have the story from one side; Moses. Let me tell you the truth. It just wasn't that bad. It was 40 days and 40 nights - but that is all. Moses, when he wrote it down, had this idea it would have been Noah's vacation time. So he suggested it was the entire world to try and make me feel bad. But no I didn't flood the world completely; just a bit of it.
HNN: So how much of the Bible is true?
God: Not a lot of it. The first 5 books by Moses - complete bullshit most of it. He was always exaggerating. If there was 50 Egyptian soldiers he would write 5,000. Like the whole 'Don't eat the fruit' thing and Adam; Moses was pissed when he wrote that. But me and Adam were laughing our asses off; but grumpy Moses doesn't mention that bit.
HNN: Is there anything else the Bible doesn't mention?
God: Loads. Mary was no virgin let me tell you. All this talk about Jesus being my kid; it does not mention the four other guys it could have been. And if you stand me and Jesus side by side we look nothing like each other. I felt sorry him; so I looked out for him. Adam was forever bitching in my ear "Remember you do have a son - me. You never take me fishing or let me perform miracles." Whiny little bastard. Moses wrote that Adam was evicted from the garden of Eden. That is one big fucking lie. I just had enough and sent him to Child Services; I could not handle the constant questions "What is this called?", "Can I eat this?", and "Where did I come from?" Just got too much to handle.
HNN: Any important bits of the Bible true?
God: John really did have a vision; which he called a revelation. But he was high on LSD. You should read the unedited version; where do you think Disney got the idea for Fantasia? It was all in Revelation before it was edited to make sense. The fight between David and Goliath is true - well almost; Goliath was in fact only 4' 10". The crucifixion was true. I was going to stop it; but like I said he was not my kid so I didn't bother.
HNN: Any words of wisdom with regards to current events?
God: Learn from Japan. I never created nuclear energy. I can fix the problem; but what does mankind learn if I fix everything for them? I had nuclear energy for my heating once. Never ran properly. Know where it is now? It is that place you all call Hell. I went to solar power throughout the place. You know; doing my bit for the environment. I was going to smite Lindsay Lohan the other day. But just as I got ready to do it; I realized she is doing a great job without my help. Chances. She has had chances out of her ass. But does she use them wisely; and to their fullest? Does she hell. Fucking Waster! Reminds me of Jesus turning water to wine. I said to him "Hey stupid you only get 10 miracles. And you waste the first one turning water to wine? What the fuck are you thinking?" I think if it was not for the crucifixion he would of been an alcoholic.
HNN: What is with the circumcision in the Bible?
God: (laughing) That was a fucking joke. Enid said one night "Tell Abraham to cut his foreskin off." I had maybe a couple too many to drink - so I did. I sobered up the next day; I went to tell Abraham I was joking but it was too late. Not only had he done himself he had done a few more. Never did tell him it was a joke.
HNN: Any other jokes?
God: Lazarus. He never died. He just passed out from drinking. Well, his sisters claimed on the insurance. Then when he came round they had already spent it. So the whole 'Jesus waking the dead' story was created. Because the Romans would of jailed all three of them for insurance fraud. It was one of those 'had to be there' moments when the Romans came knocking.
HNN: Was Jesus married?
God: Not the whole Mary Magdalene rumor again. I thought this was over. Look, let me set the record straight once and for all. Jesus did not marry Mary Magdelene; although they did sleep together a couple of times. It is not like I was watching or anything; I'm omni-present, I see everything. And even if Mary Magdalene had kids they would be no relation to me - Jesus was not mine.
HNN: What do you think about Charlie Sheen?
God: Duh. Winning. No, no, seriously that little light is slowly dying out. He made the wrong choices. That is why I am slowly taking everything back until he has nothing. He had his chance and he blew it. He's like Lindsay Lohan but with trousers.
HNN: What is with the Westboro Baptist Church?
God: They are all inbred retards. Look it is one family; the Phelps. All inbred. All fucked in the head. They keep on about God hates this and God hates that. I'll tell you right now there is two things God hates - The Westboro Baptist Church and the Phelps family. I put these inbred hicks in a country where anyone who can sign their own name, or make a mark, can own a gun. I thought it would be over with for them by now. I gave the Phelps family freedom of speech, but I say this to them "Fuck up already. Nobody wants you, nobody likes you, and you are giving me a bad name. Just keep pissing people off; because one day some asshole with a gun is going to go postal and open fire on one of your dumb protests. And if you think the police are going to stop them, or help, remember the military funerals you fucked with. You are living on borrowed time."
HNN: Any chance of this weeks winning lottery numbers?
God: Do I look like some carnival freak mystic?
HNN: You don't know them.
God: Yes I do. 2, 9, 14, 22, and 28.
HNN: Thanks.
God: Shit! Caught out again.
HNN: So when is Armageddon?
God: Read the Bible. It says "No man knoweth the day or the hour." Actually that was put in because I couldn't decide on a date. Originally a date was meant to be put in there. But by the time it went to press I still had not decided. So it was left as a guessing game really. Who knows tomorrow I might just say fuck it and have Armageddon.
HNN: Anything that should have been in the Bible but wasn't?
God: Only a couple of people know this. Before Adam there was Aaron. Well, I made him before the garden of Eden. To cut a long story short I didn't see him when I made that tree which was why I was keeping Adam and Eve away from it. Aaron is buried underneath it. Was never sure how to break it to Adam his older brother was under the tree; so I didn't. Then I had Moses just forget to put that bit in the Bible. Another thing not in the Bible - my wife; Mrs God. You really think I created all of this? Clearly you can see a woman's touch around the place. But she did not want to take credit; and like she said at the time I did most of the work.
HNN: So there is a Mrs God?
God: Of Course. You don't believe that whole 'Adam from the ground' shit do you? Wait until I tell Enid that one. She will laugh; she always does. I remember once we were in the garden of Eden and Adam was still young. Well Enid, Mrs God, picked up a handful of soil and threw it at Adam and said "Here, play with your new brother." I about pissed myself that day.
HNN: Mrs God likes a good joke also then?
God: Oh yes. Never one to miss a joke my Enid. Jonah and the whale - that was her idea. I was suggesting a pig or a cow and Enid said "Let the bastard be eaten by a whale." Well we both burst out laughing. But that is what it ended up as. I'll do anything for my Enid. Well I'm needed in China so I better go. Someone is praying to Buddha and if I'm not there Enid, bless her, will take a message. And she is forever getting them wrong. How do think Justin Bieber got a career? Anyway I am out of here.
HNN: One last question. Do you really answer prayers?
God: Yeah. If your prayer is pulled out of the hat. I try to pick a few a day so people remember I am about. Just luck of the draw. Does not matter if you ask for world peace or a new sports car. You have the same chance.

Well, there you have it. God as only God can be.

Peace.

Cuss Count: Not Too Bad

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Jermaine Speaks Again

In a telephone interview I was given the opportunity to speak to Jermaine Jackson. What follows is the transcript of that telephone call:

Jermaine: Hello, Michael Jackson Tributes LLC.
HNN: Is this Jermaine Jackson?
Jermaine: Yes it is. I'm fully booked solid until March.
HNN: Hoax News Network for a telephone interview.
Jermaine: Oh yes. I thought it was a business call.
HNN: No. Not really. So let us get straight to it. What happened in Africa?
Jermaine: Just a misunderstanding.
HNN: Passport expires and it cannot be renewed because of Child Support payments that are not paid. A bit more than a misunderstanding.
Jermaine: Well it was a misunderstanding. I thought I had paid them.
HNN: So why file to have the Child Support payments reduced if you thought you had paid them?
Jermaine: The tribute business is not what it used to be. So many Michael Jackson impersonators it is hard to make a living.
HNN: But you said you were booked solid until March?
Jermaine: I just say that to try and make it look like I am busy.
HNN: So how busy are you really?
Jermaine: Obviously not that busy; I'm doing a phone interview for a blog. It has been real slow. You do one tribute and nobody wants to hear from you again.
HNN: Have you considered 'rebooting' your solo career?
Jermaine: Thought about it a lot. Actually I mentioned it to my Mom the other day. All she did was laugh.
HNN: So she is not supporting you?
Jermaine: Yes. She pays all my bills. If it wasn't for her I would be homeless.
HNN: Ever thought of getting a real job?
Jermaine: I did. I looked into a couple of things.
HNN: And they were?
Jermaine: McDonalds and Burger King.
HNN: No luck?
Jermaine: McDonalds said they were not hiring; so it was a no go there. Burger King were not hiring either; but they were looking for a new grease supplier - so that might pan out.
HNN: Yeah. Anything is better than nothing.
Jermaine: I've been trying. I set up a car wash at the stop light. It was OK for a couple of days. Then my Dad, Joe, found out and said it was his corner and I was interfering with his fine ladies' business. Said if I wanted to stay I would have to give him 50% of everything. It just was not worth it.
HNN: So. To the hoax. Airport and hospital - why did you make that slip?
Jermaine: Oh come on. Everyone does it. Like the other day when I was talking to my Mom. She said I was worthless; I know she meant talented. You see it was all just a mistake. You say tomato I say tomato. You say hospital I say airport.
HNN: You say Jermaine and I say stupidity.
Jermaine: (clapping is heard) See, now you are getting it.
HNN: No. Not really. Going back to June 25, 2009 how come you made the announcement of Michael's death and not a doctor?
Jermaine: Well there was some confusion. The hospital thought Dr Murray would announce it but he had left to get something to eat, So, I was there and thought 'what the hell' I'll do it. I honestly thought they would pay me. Although I did get a free t-shirt, but it was covered in blood so I gave it to Latoya to get cleaned. Come to think of it she never did get it back to me. Brand new it was; even had the price tag on it still.
HNN: And why was Tohme Tohme hanging around like a bad smell?
Jermaine: Tohme was there for support.
HNN: Your own family were there for support.
Jermaine: They do not really like me. It is like when we were kids; everyone else would travel on a tour bus and I would have to travel on a Greyhound bus.
HNN: Lt us be honest here Jermaine. Your family is pretty fucked up as far as support goes.
Jermaine: No. We all support each other.
HNN: So you support your brothers and sisters solo careers?
Jermaine: Yes definitely. Although I have not actually purchased any of it; although I did record Jackie's song off the radio. And I do intend to download Janet's album. Tito got me an iTunes gift card for Christmas but I do not have an iPod; I sold it to Tito for $20.
HNN: Might want to sell Tito the gift card too.
Jermaine: No. I will ask Santa for an iPod at Christmas.
HNN: Santa? What will Allah think?
Jermaine: Who?
HNN: Allah. You are a Muslim.
Jermaine: Oh. Oh yes. But not at Christmas; I just take the day off. Mom does the same thing with her Jehovah Witness beliefs too. Man does she fly into a rage if she does not get no presents.
HNN: Talking of your Mom what do you think about her book?
Jermaine: I have not read it. I looked at the pictures. There was some really difficult words though.
HNN: Do you think your Mom is cashing in?
Jermaine: Maybe just a little but it is OK she is a Jackson; and she pays my bills.
HNN: Michael's death - a hoax or not?
Jermaine: I do not know. I asked him that last week and he just laughed at me.
HNN: Well that kind of answers it if you spoke to him last week.
Jermaine: Forget I said that.
HNN: I can't. Sorry.
Jermaine: But I am not meant to tell anyone.
HNN: Well you just did.
Jermaine: Oh boy is he going to be mad with me again.
HNN: Most likely. So, Jermaine any thoughts on Bahrain and Egypt?
Jermaine: I do not like sand it sticks to my hair.
HNN: I actually meant ... never mind. Anything you want to say?
Jermaine: I am available for tributes just dial 1-800-TRIBUTE. If a woman answers just ask for ...

I hung up at that point.

Peace.

Cuss Count: Very Low

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Hello From HNN

Welcome to HNN: Hoax News Network.

The new home of what was MJHDC. The reason for the change is just that I got bored of going on about the bullshit that was going on in various hoax forums. It is still going on; but to be honest if people have not woke up to the fact by now chances are they never will.

So HNN, the new blog, will pick up on everything else. There will still be satirical stories about what is going on in the Michael Jackson hoax world; just not the forums.

Peace.

Cuss Count: Zero

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MJHDC Is Not Dead

This is the last post on this blog. No I'm not going anywhere; and nothing really is changing. Just that personally I feel that if people haven't got the idea to keep an open mind in this whole hoax by now they may never.

I am just dropping the MJHDConspiracy name and switching to the new name of HNN or Hoax News Network. Also I'll be using the new Twitter account @HoaxNewsNetwork

So I'm switching blogs. The new blog is HNN: Hoax News Network - which will be full of satirical stories and the such.

So with that said it is "goodbye" from MJHDC and "hello" from HNN.

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