WTF Is Double Dutch On About This Time?

Over at the Double Dutch Blog (aka Double Dong - because both are fucking with you) there is a post about how the whole theory has changed and lo and behold anything can make it in to a fucked up theory now.

Anyway the post goes on about how Michael was a victim of CIA mind control.

Firstly, where does Souza and Mo get off calling him Mike like they are best buddies or something? It's Michael, not Mike. You bitch about death certificates and various other legal documents changing his middle name between Joe and Joseph; yet it is alright for two drugged up cunts to call him Mike like they knew him? Seriously put the fucking joint down before you type.

The post then goes on to mention the various 'evidence' that proves Michael is nothing more than a mind-controlled drone of the Illuminati and CIA. And what wonderful evidence proves this?

A picture called "Alice In Daliland". It then proceeds to explain: "For those who don’t know the story, Alice ends up in a maze. We also see an 8, which can refer to an infinity loop and we see clocks again."

Now let me explain, Souza and Mo please take notes. Daliland refers to the artist Salvador Dali. And the reason for the clocks is because Dali did this great piece of art called "The Persistence Of Memory" which surprisingly enough had clocks in it. As for an 8 being an infinity loop you have got to be fucking kidding. Along with the '8' there is also a '3' so do you think that could stand for Pi? Maybe Michael was trying to say "I like pie."

If you are going to come out with these bullshit fucked up theories at least do your research first. Any brain dead monkey knows that Salvador Dali did the clocks picture - it is one of his most famous pieces.

No wonder the hoax is still alive. With two half-wit, drugged up, donkey cock sucking, motherfuckers like this leading the way Michael could hide on their fucking couch and still never be found.

Souza & Mo - Keep Off The Drugs If You Want To Investigate.

Peace.