Hoax Look-A-Likes

With the Michael Jackson hoax death has come many clues from many varied sources. But could some more clues be hidden; that just have not been found yet? Do look-a-likes possibly hold the key to further clues?

Below are some of the possible look-a-likes that may, or may not, hold some clues to the hoax:

Jason Pfeiffer - Big Boy

Conrad Murray - Dr. Hibbert

Joe Jackson - Pimp C

Latoya Jackson - Troll Doll

Tito Jackson - Fred The Flourgrader

Jermaine Jackson - California Raisin

Arnie Klein - Dwight Schrute

Kenny Ortega - Dudley Moore

Peace.

Cuss Count: None (Due To Lack Of Words)

Legal Notice: It is highly unlikely that look-a-likes hold the key to any clues, as such the author of this post, and blog, is not responsible for time wasted by anyone looking for clues based on this post. As always this post is merely satire.

Badkolo's Sekret Diary

Since Souza's secret diary was unearthed it was only a matter of time before other diaries, concerning people in the hoax forums, came to light. The latest was the diary of Badkolo; the moderator over at the S&M Concentration Camp.

The following diary entries are just a sample of what is contained within the diary. Further entries cannot be disclosed due to contractual obligations between Badkolo and BigBoys.com.

June 25, 2009: Mom told me that Michael Jackson had died. She told me this while I was eating the stew she had made. I didn't want her to see me crying so I said I wasn't hungry and left the table. She also said that someone called Jason had called. Then we got in to an argument about my friends calling the apartment. I wish I had my own place!

June 30, 2009: Found a website today called MJHD.COM. A really nice woman runs it. Her name is Amy. I told Jason about it and he just laughed. I tried to explain it to him but as usual I had a problem forming sentences. As usual I cried when I got confused; but Jason comforted me.

July 6, 2009: Spoke to two women on MSN. Made a change for me to talk to women. Their names are Souza and Mo. By the way they act I think they are lesbians; but who am I to judge? Mom asked if I had started saving for an apartment of my own. She said she needed me out of the way on her Bridge night. I said I would look when I can afford it. She gave me $300 and said it was a start.

July 8, 2009: Mom asked about me moving again. I think she wants me out. She had circled all the cheap apartments in the local paper. Jason said I could move in with him if I wanted to.

July 9, 2009: Bridge night at Moms. I had to go out for the night. Spent the night in the park. I met this guy called Peter. We sat and talked for ages. He said he did websites and if I grew my hair I could be an Internet star. I could make money to get out of Mom's place. I must remember to look at his website; it is called RingRaiders.COM.

July 10, 2009: Went to the website Peter owns. Saw one of my old loves on there. He has changed. Mr Thompson stopped over last night. I saw him coming out of my Mom's room. He must have been gambling heavy last night as he told me to give my Mom the $50 he owed her. He said he would have but she was still sleeping.

July 19, 2009: Was talking to Souza and Mo again tonight. I wish I could tell them how I am as I am sure they would understand what I am going through. Mom was angry all day. I think she saw a mouse because she was muttering about 'getting rid of the vermin'. I hope there are none in my room.

July 22, 2009: Jason called today. Said he was into Vaseline. This really confused me as I thought he worked for a dermatologist.

July 29, 2009: I cannot believe my luck - I was on MJHD.COM and I found this thread entitled 'Gold Pants'. I spent 2 hours there before I went to Peter's website. I am sure Souza and Mo are lesbians. Souza accidentally sent me something which was meant to go to Mo. I showed it to Jason and he said something about 'a nasty couple of rug munchers'.

August 4, 2009: MJHD.COM closed. I don't really care anymore. Mom has arranged for me to meet this girl from church for dinner tomorrow. Mom gave me $30 for dinner and said to be back late as Mr Thompson was coming round. I found this funny because it was not her usual Bridge night.

August 5, 2009: I hate the world. I had a dinner date with Michelle from Mom's church. The dinner went well. And after half a glass of wine I confessed to her that I was gay. She said that I just hadn't met the right woman. We were in her car and she placed my hand on her breast. I just cried. I got out the car and ran home. Mr Thompson was fixing Mom's bedroom door and it wouldn't open so I couldn't even speak to Mom.

August 7, 2009: Jason came round. I think he is putting on weight; he felt heavier tonight. I told him about Michelle and he said that I didn't need a woman. He is so right.

August 11, 2009: Came home to find Mr Thompson putting my things on the sidewalk. Mom said Mr Thompson was just measuring my room to see if a pool table would fit in there.

These are the only entries which BigBoys.com will allow to be published until negotiations are finished.


Peace.

Legal Notice: This diary has not been verified. All details contained within the diary entries have not been verified. Although Badkolo has never officially said he was gay the videos on BigBoys.com may prove it. This post is satire based on rumors and speculation.

Elizabeth Taylor Issues A Challenge

Speaking exclusively, today, Elizabeth Taylor issued a challenge to Arnie Klein and Jason Pfeiffer. Elizabeth said: "I'm tired of these two faggots disrespecting Michael. If they wanted an enemy they have got one. But I'm not just going to find these two on the street and set them straight; I want to meet either of them in the ring."

Elizabeth Taylor announced to a press conference that she is willing to meet either Arnie Klein or Jason Pfeiffer in the boxing ring with the loser donating $1,000,000 to the winner's choice of charity.

Don King, boxing promoter, and long time friend of Elizabeth said: "Oh my god these two better watch out. A lot of people know Liz from her movies but what most don't know is that back in the day she used to box. I said back in the 70s that if she wanted to go pro I'd make her the women's champion within two years. These two clowns better watch out she has one hell of a mean right hook."

Elizabeth Taylor continued: "I don't agree with these two people. People have the choice to follow whatever sexuality that they want but when you disrespect someone else you cross the line."

Reed Richards, spokesman for BetUS.com, said: "News of this challenge spread through the betting community like wildfire. BetUS took a look at the challengers and to be honest it is looking like a one horse race. Arnie and Jason don't stand a chance. Elizabeth has the backing of Don King; and with that sort of backing the safe money is on Elizabeth knocking either opponent out."

A statement issued by Arnie Klein reads: "This is a very strange challenge. I have always admired Elizabeth but she has gone too far this time. If she thinks that either me or Jason will not face her in the ring she is right. I got a call last night about this and me and Jason have been up all night worrying. We get death threats already as it is last thing we need is to be beaten up by a woman in the ring."

Jermaine Jackson, speaking about the challenge, said: "Fuck Arnie Klein; this wouldn't be the first time that evil, ugly, fuck has been beaten about the ring if you know what I mean."

Arnie Klein has not answered as of yet whether he will, or will not, accept the challenge.

Elizabeth Taylor (circa 1971)

Peace.

Legal Notice: Elizabeth Taylor, Jermaine Jackson, Don King, BetUS.com, or the two faggots had anything to do with this post. This post is merely satire although the odds for Arnie Klein or Jason Pfeiffer winning such a match stand at approximately 10000000000000000000000000:1

Comedy Central Causes Controversy

Comedy Central are catching some flack for an episode of Teletubbies which is to be screened on Friday, June 25, 2010.

Although the half hour show is a parody of the Teletubbies, and has not been aired yet, the channel has already started receiving complaints.

Steve Albani, a spokesperson for Comedy Central, said in a statement: "We hoped that people would see the funny side. We are not sure why people are having such a problem over this particular show. It is not like South Park where the creators were going to put the Muslim prophet Muhammad in a particular episode. People need to lighten up and see the funnier side of things sometimes."

The Teletubbies parody episode in question is all based around Michael Jackson hoaxing his death. Tinky Winky will be played by Jason Pfeiffer, Po will be played by Arnie Klein, Lala will be played by Joe Jackson, and Dipsy will be played by Brian Oxman. It is alleged that video footage of Michael Jackson was superimposed to be the child in the sun.

Brian Oxman, talking about the show, said: "It has been a nightmare. Everybody involved wanted to get something in the show. Joe wanted to somehow promote his record company, and I, myself, was hoping to get a plug in for the t-shirts that I am selling; although I make no money from their sale. But the biggest argument was between Jason and Arnie over who was to be Tinky Winky. Both wanted to be the 'gay' teletubby in the end it came down to fight; well if you can call it a fight. It was more like handbags at twenty paces."

Although other characters have not officially been named it is rumored that Katherine Jackson will be doing the voice of Noonoo. Katherine confirmed the rumors in a recent interview when she was asked about her involvement when she replied: "Once again it looks like I'll be cleaning up Joe's mess."

At the announcement, which was rather low-key, Jermaine Jackson had this to say: "It is nice that even though my family have their pains we can still laugh. That is what Michael wants. I don't think this will distract from the planned tribute concerts that I have put together." Joe Jackson, father of Michael and Jermaine commented: "Don't put down that I'm Jermaine's father, I play that down as much as possible. If you had seen the milkman we had in Gary Indiana you would know who his father was. That greasy fucker is not the fruit of my loins."

Comedy Central expect the controversy to heat up once the show is actually aired. Steve Albani continued: "Oh come on. South Park can put Jesus in a brothel but we put a couple of gays and a couple of crooked bastards in some silly costumes and we get the hate mail. That shit is seriously fucked up."

Although the show itself has already caused controversy some of what has been captured during filming has caused even more controversy. An argument between Jason Pfeiffer and Arnie Klein was caught by one of the production staff; and the audio has been circulating the Internet.

Pfeiffer: I knew I should have been the gay teletubby.
Klein: Oh, just shut up. It was meant to be me.
Pfeiffer: But I was Michael's gay lover.
Klein: For fucks sake. That was a lie. It was all bullshit. We made that up to get you in the media. You never had an affair with Michael.
Pfeiffer: But you said that I did.
Klein: Just to get you noticed. Michael would never look at a couple of fat gays like us. For one he was straight.
Pfeiffer: So why did we say it?
Klein: Because we needed the exposure you dumb ox.
Pfeiffer: But you said it was true; and I would be famous.
Klein: Just shut the fuck up. You ruined that for us both.I told you to lose some fucking weight so it might be slightly believable. And when I got you that fitness instructor he was meant to help. But no, you fucked him and ate him you asshole.
Pfeiffer: Your just pissed because he liked me more than you.
Klein: Come on, you believe that? I had to pay the fitness instructor to sleep with you. I didn't know you was going to eat him after you fat cunt.
Pfeiffer: Ooh. Look at the pot calling the kettle black.
Klein: Least I don't look like a pot-bellied pig.

With all the controversy surrounding the show, and the main people in it, this is definitely going to be a show you do not want to miss.

The Teletubbies - Has parody reached a new low?

Peace.

Legal Notice: Comedy Central, Steve Albani, and anyone else mentioned in this post had nothing to do with anything. This post is satire. Although Jason Pfeiffer and Arnie Klein are both self-confessed gays it has never been truly confirmed that Tinky Winky is; although the handbag is a big clue.

Jason Pfeiffer Speaks Exclusively

The man that has been causing controversy in the mainstream media and in the Michael Jackson hoax death realm spoke exclusively with me today in a phone interview.

MJHDC: So this is Jason Pfeiffer I am speaking too?
Pfeiffer: Yes it is.
MJHDC: OK, let us not get caught up in any of the media lies and start with the questions right away. So you are the gay boyfriend of Michael Jackson?
Pfeiffer: Yes I am.
MJHDC: (Laughing) Sorry, but have you any proof of that other than your word?
Pfeiffer: There are pictures.
MJHDC: I did a Google Image search on that, and well to be honest, every picture with you and Michael, or Michael's family had a certain Arnie Klein in it too.
Pfeiffer: What are you suggesting?
MJHDC: I'm not suggesting anything. You are very defensive. I was just stating that Arnie Klein is in all the pictures with you and Michael. Some might say that your boss, Arnie, is in actual fact your gay lover and you came out with this bullshit to cash in.
Pfeiffer: What? I was Michael's lover. If you don't believe me I don't care.
MJHDC: OK. Work with me here. Let us work on a hypothetical level for a while. Let us suppose Michael Jackson is indeed gay, why would he choose you; I mean your no oil painting, you are out of shape, and in all honesty you look like a cheap Arnie Klein knock off?
Pfeiffer: Me and Michael connected. We shared a lot in our childhoods.
MJHDC: How? I'm not playing the race card here but you are white Michael was black. And at the age of 5 Michael was famous you was not. I don't see the connection.
Pfeiffer: What the fuck. Don't ask stupid questions of course I'm white.
MJHDC: Yeah. I said that you was white. I also said you were never famous until now and that basically you looked like a cheap Arnie Klein knock off.
Pfeiffer: Leave Arnie out of this, he is not just my boss, he is my lover.
MJHDC: Oh really? Thought Michael was your lover?
Pfeiffer: Yeah he is.
MJHDC: But you just said Arnie was.
Pfeiffer: I was confused. I am hungry.
MJHDC: Aren't you always? Anyway, some people may see it that you are nothing but a mule for Arnie Klein.
Pfeiffer: Do I look like a mule?
MJHDC: (Laughing) Actually more like an ass. But how would you answer the question?
Pfeiffer: What question? Oh the one about being a mule. I am not an animal of any kind and these rumors of me being a mule are a lie. For starters I only have 2 legs.
MJHDC: So is Arnie paying you while you take this time off to do various interviews and that to spread your lies?
Pfeiffer: Yeah. It is great. I make money from the interviews and Arnie pays me at the same time.
MJHDC: About your alleged relationship with Michael. Why leave it until now to talk about it?
Pfeiffer: Well Arnie is a bit short of cash. And he hasn't got his jacket back yet. So one night in bed Arnie suggested it and I thought it was a great idea.
MJHDC: So what about proof about this relationship?
Pfeiffer: Ask Arnie, he'll confirm everything.
MJHDC: Anybody other than Arnie Klein?
Pfeiffer: Not really.
MJHDC: So basically you are saying you had a sexual relationship with Michael Jackson and nobody but you and Arnie know anything about it; but it really happened?
Pfeiffer: I knew you wouldn't believe me.
MJHDC: Well Michael wasn't gay, he married twice, and dated a few women. And now you expect the world to believe you and Arnie Klein. And nobody else knows but you and Arnie. You see what I'm getting at?
Pfeiffer: You are just jealous I slept with Michael and you didn't.
MJHDC: But you never slept with Michael. To be honest your just lying.
Pfeiffer: Fuck you. I knew this was a bad idea. You hate gays and love Nazis. And you hate everyone and everything.
MJHDC: (Laughing) You obviously read the comments on my blog.
Pfeiffer: Well I slept with Michael ...
MJHDC: Of which you have no evidence.
Pfeiffer: Fuck you.
MJHDC: Tell Arnie I said hi, and he needs a better shit-packer than you to spread lies.
Pfeiffer: I will.
MJHDC: (Laughing) Thanks.
Pfeiffer: Wait, they are not lies, Arnie said it was true.
MJHDC: I'm sure Arnie thinks they are true. But for Arnie the line between reality and his sick fantasies is very blurred.
Pfeiffer: No. Arnie is great. At work we do this thing where I sit in his chair and pretend to be him and then he pretends to be me. Then I tell him off, he cries, out comes the Vaseline ...
MJHDC: Whoa! That is a great place to end this interview. Just so you know. I do think you and Arnie are lying, and not just in bed together, and nobody is going to believe your bullshit lies that you are spreading.
Pfeiffer: Fuck you. I don't care.

At that point the phone interview ended. As can be seen from the vagueness of Jason Pfeiffer's answers it is obvious to even the blind man, with a blind dog, and has a blind girlfriend that he is nothing more than a lying shit-shoveling faggot that is under the guidance of Arnie Klein.

Peace.

Legal Notice: Jason Pfeiffer is indeed a homosexual and by his own admittance is condemned to hell according to the Bible. Not being religious in any way I neither condone or condemn the lying faggot to eternal damnation in the pits of Hades. Although it would look like this interview actually took place it did not. This post is satire. Although the basis of this post remains true in that Jason Pfeiffer has no actual proof, or evidence, that this alleged relationship took place.