The video was sent to ABC news, who broke their usual program "Money Matters" to show the video in full. Although it lasts a little over a minute the message is very chilling. The full transcript of the video is:
"Who I am is not important. Who I represent is important. I represent the Grand Lodge of the Order of Enlightened. We watch your media and see the lies that are perpetrated against us. We have been watching conspiracy theory websites and forums for a long time now. We are not happy with how two Dutch women are portraying us on their forum. The lies must stop or action will be taken. We had nothing to do with Michael Jackson faking his death and have no desire to be associated in any shape or form with this matter. If the people who run this forum do not cease their constant lies then our order will have no other alternative than to act to ensure that our good name is not marred by these foolish people.
The Order has a strict code which is adhered to. We do not promote violence of any sort unless it is in defense. The administrators of this forum have consistently attacked our very order; and as such we are afforded the right to defend ourselves. If this results in death it is justified by the very code which we follow. We are not trying to control the world, we are not involved in clandestine activities which impact world governments, and as I stated we are not in any way involved with Michael Jackson faking his death.
If this constant attack on our order does not cease we will have no option than to take action on these people; and believe me when I say our order will not stop until their blood is raining from the very skies."
ABC Nightline news reporter, Chris Bury, said "We were not sure who sent the video to us. And we originally had no intention of playing it on air but something about the video just screamed that it needed to be shown to the world. We have since removed the video from our websites due to threats which were made against our producer Tom Bettag. It did however open my eyes to the lengths that some people will go to just to promote their own ideology. I mean this Souza and Mo are seriously on another planet."
As usual the Jackson family remains split about the video; with very few members of the family acknowledging the existence of the video. But Joe Jackson spoke about the video: "I'm not into that Illuminati bullshit crap. Ain't nobody controlling my world; except Katherine if you know what I mean. But I had a look at this forum that was mentioned and these people are fucking crazy. Who in their right mind goes to the Sun newspaper? Them motherfuckers used to use Michael as fodder for their rag. And then that lesbian, according to rumors, gets on her forum and starts fucking crying about how the sun misquoted her. Fucking shut up bitch. So I agree with these Illuminati people if you can't stand the heat get the fuck out the kitchen. I would have to bitch-slap Katherine upside the head if she pulled that shit. Come on, you can't take two alleged lesbians, and a gay clown seriously. No wonder these Illuminati people are pissed. If someone is going to step up and diss you then you want it to be someone worthwhile. No point busting a cap on a couple of lesbians and a faggot unless that faggot is Jason Pfeiffer. I'd bust a cap in that motherfucker in a motherfucking heartbeat."
Although the video was removed from the ABC website the controversy over the contents have sent shock waves throughout the Internet. Google co-founder, Larry Page said: "That is some scary shit, but you mess with the big boys you better bring your 'A' game. We had the same problem with China. We just sat back and said fuck them and look what happened. You have to take this sort of thing seriously."
(Video Capture from ABC News 05/12/2010)Peace.
Legal Notice: The Illuminati does not exist in the scary way they are portrayed it is just a bunch of corrupt governments and bankers who think they control the world. They get away with this because people believe it. ABC and Google, and their representatives, had nothing to do with this post. This post has no connection to Vanity Fair and as such should not be taken seriously. This post is satire.
