Arise Sir Henda

Just when you thought it was safe to get on the Internet again, after the Nigerian bankers have left with their emails promising millions along comes Sir Henda of Newcastle. Like a knight in shining armor he is coming to the rescue of Chris and his parents.

"Today i learned that a family friend who lives 2 houses away from my mother had her house broken into the day before she returned from holiday with her son and husband. They took just about everything they could get there hands on in the short amount of time that they could. Anyway, they took chris's xbox 360 which is he completely adores. Before i moved into my own place a few years ago we went to a BBQ at his parents house once and all we did was play XBOX while everyone was out in the back eating food and having a drink. He is a cool kid, and i feel so sorry for him and only wish i could buy him a new one.

Now as far fetched as some of you may think this sounds, i want to let you know i am being totally honest, and most of you who know me from previous months know that i am honest person, and so i am asking you a huge favour. Below is a link, and yes it is a referral website and yes you have to use your credit card as such to complete an order in order for me to recieve a referral.

Straight away i want to put your mind at rest and let you know that no, this is'nt one of those scam websites, and it has actually aired an Advert on TV over the past few days.

I am not here to feed you any sad sob story, but if i could i would buy him a new one straight out of my pocket, but that is not the case.

After scouting around on forums, i have been told that if i get the referrals quickly, then all you have to do is cancel the offer after the console is recieved, and it is his birthday in 12 days time and i hoping to give it to him then.

So what i was told was....sign up using my referral link http://consoles.freebiejeebies.co.uk/155177 , and then complete the offer known as HOMESTEAD and sign up using your card. you do have 30 days and i myself have signed. So by the time your 30 days expire i would of recieved the console and given it to chris by then, and you can cancel the account on homestead without getting charged.

I whole heartedly hope you don't think i'm trying to pull the cotton wool over your eyes and con you, because thats not what i am doing at all."

Fuck off. You have to be kidding me. Henda has been a member of MJHD.NET for less than a month and everything he is posting involves making money.

There is no proof Chris exists. But if he does he lost an XBox 360. Fucking big deal. Who gives a shit? I'm sure that is all his parents would be worried about. Has he no friends who can lend him an old PS2 or an XBox? Admittedly not as fun, but hey something is better than nothing.

And then are members expected to purchase a TV for him to play this XBox 360 on? And remember no lame TV it has to be a LCD Widescreen preferably 32".

Henda throws up some suspicious link to the Freebie Jeebies website. Definitely somewhere that sounds trustworthy enough to start putting credit card details in. Sounds like some website that is just waiting for some sucker to put their credit card details in.

Why does this XBox 360 have to go to Henda and not straight to Chris? And why is Henda going to give it to him on his 12th birthday? Are members expected to buy a present that Henda can give to Chris?

Fucking scam after scam. First the wristbands, and now a XBox 360. What next - members expected to chip in on Henda buying some new fishing gear? Fucking cunt is sticking it to the members like an Irish Catholic priest sticking it to some little kid. If Henda would have been honest he would of put the truth:

"Hi my name is Henda. Bend over and take it up the ass and I'll get an XBox 360"

I'm all for helping people out. But if everything was allegedly taken I'm sure there is more important things a family need than an XBox 360. And that is if the family even exists.

Fucking hell, we could add he is a cancer sufferer and contact the Make-A-Wish foundation.

Dear MAW Foundation,

There is this guy called Henda, I know what you are thinking but it really is a guy's name, and anyway he needs new fishing gear and a season ticket to watch Newcastle United. If you could get Chris Jericho to present it to him that'd be great as he really loves him - yes in a sick sort of way (just kidding). Oh and he doesn't have cancer, but if I say he does you might actually do something.

One last thing, he does a lot for lots of people. Chris and his family had everything stolen by thieves and the biggest concern was a XBox 360. Yeah I know it sounds suspicious (I blogged about it sounding suspicious) but if you do it he'll stop asking various forum members for money for some cause that isn't really a cause.

Thanks

The Dog.

Peace.