Where Is Arnie?

Like some fucking psychedelic Wheres Waldo picture. The courtroom today, including the jury, has to be wondering "Where is Arnie Klein?"

While the so-called sleep medicine expert, Dr Nader Kamangar, said his review of Jackson's records showed the singer received Demerol from Beverly Hills dermatologist Dr. Arnold Klein.

Now cast your mind back three weeks ago: Ed Chernoff told jurors that in the months before his death, Jackson visited Klein's office as many as two to three times a week. "Dr Arnold Klein addicted Michael Jackson to Demerol."

The defense team, for Dr Conrad Murray is going to try and prove that due to a Demerol addiction Michael Jackson suffered from insomnia which Murray was trying to treat.

So, his name is being thrown around the courtroom like Murray throws one-dollar bills around a strip club and yet Arnie Klein is not going to be called. Odd? No, more like completely fucking weird. Arnie Klein is not even on the possible witness list; and in one of the pre-trial hearings the judge, Michael Pastor, ensured that Arnie Klein would not testify by limiting evidence to 72 hours before the death of Michael Jackson - and only that which is relevant to the care Dr Conrad Murray provided to Michael Jackson.

Although Arnie may have played the biggest part leading up to all this he will never have to testify in court about anything. Which means we will never know - not that we would anyway because Arnie Klein is known to tell the odd lie or two or thousand.

Some have suggested that the prosecution were instrumental in keeping Arnie Klein out of the courtroom because of concerns from the Michael Jackson estate. Now, the only thing I could find is that back in 2004, Howard Weitzman, who now represents the Michael Jackson estate and executors in all litigation matters represented Arnie Klein in a lawsuit where Klein was unsuccessfully sued for botox misuse on a patient. Allegedly, since then Howard Weitzman hasn't spoken to Klein.

Hoax Look-A-Likes

With the Michael Jackson hoax death has come many clues from many varied sources. But could some more clues be hidden; that just have not been found yet? Do look-a-likes possibly hold the key to further clues?

Below are some of the possible look-a-likes that may, or may not, hold some clues to the hoax:

Jason Pfeiffer - Big Boy

Conrad Murray - Dr. Hibbert

Joe Jackson - Pimp C

Latoya Jackson - Troll Doll

Tito Jackson - Fred The Flourgrader

Jermaine Jackson - California Raisin

Arnie Klein - Dwight Schrute

Kenny Ortega - Dudley Moore

Peace.

Cuss Count: None (Due To Lack Of Words)

Legal Notice: It is highly unlikely that look-a-likes hold the key to any clues, as such the author of this post, and blog, is not responsible for time wasted by anyone looking for clues based on this post. As always this post is merely satire.

Arnie Klein: Saint Or Sinner?

In an exclusive interview I questioned the one time dermatologist of Michael Jackson, Arnie Klein, about the way he has injected himself into the whole media circus that has sprung up since Michael Jackson's reported death on June 25, 2009.

MJHDC: Thanks for doing this Mr. Klein.
Arnie: It is Dr. Klein, please use my correct title.
MJHDC: OK, will do Arnie.
Arnie: No, Dr. Klein.
MJHDC: Yeah. Anyway Arnie you have been in the media since June 2009. Most obvious question is why?
Arnie: Well as a close, and good, friend of Michael it is obvious my opinion counts on some of the things that the media has reported on.
MJHDC: Close? You were his dermatologist. Hardly makes you best friends.
Arnie: OK Doggie, let me just set the record straight once and for all. I was Michael's dermatologist, but I was also a close friend. It was at my office that he met Debbie Rowe. And she gave him 2 beautiful kids.
MJHDC: And he gave her a ton of cash to get her fucking ugly ass lost. So what is your point Arnie?
Arnie: You, and all these dumb hoax people just don't get it. Think about it and all starts to make sense. If you all stopped counting stupid numbers you may find the truth rather than following the distractions from people with other agendas.
MJHDC: You trying to say something there Arnie?
Arnie: Look, it is Arnold, and do I know something - you are goddamn right I know stuff. Stuff that would turn Harvey Levin straight he'd be so excited.
MJHDC: You ever slept with Harvey? Actually don't answer that. So what is so important; and what can you tell us?
Arnie: Oh no you didn't. (laughs) well actually me and Harvey have dated a few times.
MJHDC: Whoa there Arnie. Way too much information. Stick to the topic. What can you tell us?
Arnie: Oh you think you know shit. You know fucking jack. You and all the little hoaxers have me pegged as some cash-grabbing faggot that is only in the media for profit.
MJHDC: Close enough although you forgot the 'bug-eyed cunt' bit usually associated with you.
Arnie: Well fuck that. I know more than you. Who the fuck do you think planned this with Michael?
MJHDC: Excuse me? You saying you helped Michael fake his death?
Arnie: You are damn right there for once.
MJHDC: Arnie, you sure you are not on some sort of medication?
Arnie: Look at the facts. Just look at the facts. I haven't been able to speak about it because of various things happening. But now Katherine has her lawsuit out there I can mention it.
MJHDC: Mention what? This better not be some bullshit about Michael and Jason Pfeiffer again.
Arnie: No. That was a distraction. Why do you think there was no photos of just Jason and Michael? I'll tell you why. It is because it was bullshit. A lie. Something to keep the media busy.
MJHDC: So you are saying Jason, who looks like he could be your love child, never had a relationship with Michael?
Arnie: Of course not! Michael wasn't a homosexual. It was a smoke screen to keep the media looking in one direction while something happened. Make them look one way while in the other direction something really important is happening. Michael is playing the media like a magician plays the audience.
MJHDC: OK, let me get this straight. Not only did you help Michael fake his own death you are in contact with him still?
Arnie: Of course. Let me tell you something that even your little brain can handle.
MJHDC: Easy there Arnie. I'll be editing this. I can make you look real bad.
Arnie: Just listen. AEG hires that clown Murray, and says Michael can only see him. Then on June 18 they have a big meeting. Well Michael visited me on June 18. He knew the meeting was coming. Look at the fake autopsy report that was put out. All those meds from me, and none were taken. Want to know why?
MJHDC: Sure. Please do tell.
Arnie: Because they were just a cover. Michael wasn't seeing me as a doctor he was seeing me as a friend. We were planning the whole hoax. Hell if it wasn't for me there would be no hoax.
MJHDC: So what about all the money problems you are having Arnie? With a friend like Michael you should be free of money problems.
Arnie: Don't be stupid. Don't buy into the bullshit. You are smarter than that. Michael can't touch his own money. Why do you think it is going to his Mom and kids. The people he can trust not to waste it. But the problem is he can't touch it. Nobody is going to accept a check signed by Michael when he is supposed to be dead.
MJHDC: Arnie, you have the Bank of America wanting their million dollars back. You are selling some car, using Michael's name as advertising. You are crying about some jacket. And you'll speak to anyone for the right amount of cash.
Arnie: And do you think getting Michael out of the US was cheap? Remember Jermaine said airport instead of hospital. That was the truth. Check the LAX schedule for that day. Only one aircraft with with an 'unknown' status. And where did that go? Mexico. And then think back there was a Mexican at an airport saying he saw Michael, all that costs money. The plane, paying for someone to remain silent, keeping Jermaine in Jheri Curl products. That's why I need the money. Think about it.
MJHDC: OK so you are saying you got Michael out of the country to Mexico. So why does Jermaine hate you; I believe he said 'Fuck Arnie Klein he is full of shit."?
Arnie: Jermaine sometimes forgets what he is meant to say. I actually spoke with him the other day concerning another matter. But yeah, after that whole Michael is gay thing, I called him up and explained why that was said he was cool about it. We actually joked about it after that.
MJHDC: Apart from a couple of possible links to you have you actually got any real evidence?
Arnie: Look I don't need to prove myself to you or anyone else. But let me leave you with one last thought that you can mull over. If AEG was going to take the Sony/ATV catalog for Michael breaching his contract why did he continue to come to my office knowing that was at risk?
MJHDC: Well I don't really know.
Arnie: Exactly, you and every other person know nothing about what happened. You can guess this and guess that but you know shit. Edit this fucking interview any way you want. I know the truth. Actually this fucking interview is over.
MJHDC: OK. Thanks. Have fun with Jason.
Arnie: Fuck you.

Peace.

Cuss Count: Medium

Legal Notice: Arnie Klein had nothing to do with this post. Please do not link to this post saying it is a real interview it is merely satire. There is no evidence that Jermaine uses Jheri Curl products although Arnie, Harvey, and Pfeiffer are all homosexuals. Finally this post has no connection with a previous post entitled: Badkolo - Saint Or Sinner. There is no connection other than homosexuality.

Elizabeth Taylor Issues A Challenge

Speaking exclusively, today, Elizabeth Taylor issued a challenge to Arnie Klein and Jason Pfeiffer. Elizabeth said: "I'm tired of these two faggots disrespecting Michael. If they wanted an enemy they have got one. But I'm not just going to find these two on the street and set them straight; I want to meet either of them in the ring."

Elizabeth Taylor announced to a press conference that she is willing to meet either Arnie Klein or Jason Pfeiffer in the boxing ring with the loser donating $1,000,000 to the winner's choice of charity.

Don King, boxing promoter, and long time friend of Elizabeth said: "Oh my god these two better watch out. A lot of people know Liz from her movies but what most don't know is that back in the day she used to box. I said back in the 70s that if she wanted to go pro I'd make her the women's champion within two years. These two clowns better watch out she has one hell of a mean right hook."

Elizabeth Taylor continued: "I don't agree with these two people. People have the choice to follow whatever sexuality that they want but when you disrespect someone else you cross the line."

Reed Richards, spokesman for BetUS.com, said: "News of this challenge spread through the betting community like wildfire. BetUS took a look at the challengers and to be honest it is looking like a one horse race. Arnie and Jason don't stand a chance. Elizabeth has the backing of Don King; and with that sort of backing the safe money is on Elizabeth knocking either opponent out."

A statement issued by Arnie Klein reads: "This is a very strange challenge. I have always admired Elizabeth but she has gone too far this time. If she thinks that either me or Jason will not face her in the ring she is right. I got a call last night about this and me and Jason have been up all night worrying. We get death threats already as it is last thing we need is to be beaten up by a woman in the ring."

Jermaine Jackson, speaking about the challenge, said: "Fuck Arnie Klein; this wouldn't be the first time that evil, ugly, fuck has been beaten about the ring if you know what I mean."

Arnie Klein has not answered as of yet whether he will, or will not, accept the challenge.

Elizabeth Taylor (circa 1971)

Peace.

Legal Notice: Elizabeth Taylor, Jermaine Jackson, Don King, BetUS.com, or the two faggots had anything to do with this post. This post is merely satire although the odds for Arnie Klein or Jason Pfeiffer winning such a match stand at approximately 10000000000000000000000000:1

Comedy Central Causes Controversy

Comedy Central are catching some flack for an episode of Teletubbies which is to be screened on Friday, June 25, 2010.

Although the half hour show is a parody of the Teletubbies, and has not been aired yet, the channel has already started receiving complaints.

Steve Albani, a spokesperson for Comedy Central, said in a statement: "We hoped that people would see the funny side. We are not sure why people are having such a problem over this particular show. It is not like South Park where the creators were going to put the Muslim prophet Muhammad in a particular episode. People need to lighten up and see the funnier side of things sometimes."

The Teletubbies parody episode in question is all based around Michael Jackson hoaxing his death. Tinky Winky will be played by Jason Pfeiffer, Po will be played by Arnie Klein, Lala will be played by Joe Jackson, and Dipsy will be played by Brian Oxman. It is alleged that video footage of Michael Jackson was superimposed to be the child in the sun.

Brian Oxman, talking about the show, said: "It has been a nightmare. Everybody involved wanted to get something in the show. Joe wanted to somehow promote his record company, and I, myself, was hoping to get a plug in for the t-shirts that I am selling; although I make no money from their sale. But the biggest argument was between Jason and Arnie over who was to be Tinky Winky. Both wanted to be the 'gay' teletubby in the end it came down to fight; well if you can call it a fight. It was more like handbags at twenty paces."

Although other characters have not officially been named it is rumored that Katherine Jackson will be doing the voice of Noonoo. Katherine confirmed the rumors in a recent interview when she was asked about her involvement when she replied: "Once again it looks like I'll be cleaning up Joe's mess."

At the announcement, which was rather low-key, Jermaine Jackson had this to say: "It is nice that even though my family have their pains we can still laugh. That is what Michael wants. I don't think this will distract from the planned tribute concerts that I have put together." Joe Jackson, father of Michael and Jermaine commented: "Don't put down that I'm Jermaine's father, I play that down as much as possible. If you had seen the milkman we had in Gary Indiana you would know who his father was. That greasy fucker is not the fruit of my loins."

Comedy Central expect the controversy to heat up once the show is actually aired. Steve Albani continued: "Oh come on. South Park can put Jesus in a brothel but we put a couple of gays and a couple of crooked bastards in some silly costumes and we get the hate mail. That shit is seriously fucked up."

Although the show itself has already caused controversy some of what has been captured during filming has caused even more controversy. An argument between Jason Pfeiffer and Arnie Klein was caught by one of the production staff; and the audio has been circulating the Internet.

Pfeiffer: I knew I should have been the gay teletubby.
Klein: Oh, just shut up. It was meant to be me.
Pfeiffer: But I was Michael's gay lover.
Klein: For fucks sake. That was a lie. It was all bullshit. We made that up to get you in the media. You never had an affair with Michael.
Pfeiffer: But you said that I did.
Klein: Just to get you noticed. Michael would never look at a couple of fat gays like us. For one he was straight.
Pfeiffer: So why did we say it?
Klein: Because we needed the exposure you dumb ox.
Pfeiffer: But you said it was true; and I would be famous.
Klein: Just shut the fuck up. You ruined that for us both.I told you to lose some fucking weight so it might be slightly believable. And when I got you that fitness instructor he was meant to help. But no, you fucked him and ate him you asshole.
Pfeiffer: Your just pissed because he liked me more than you.
Klein: Come on, you believe that? I had to pay the fitness instructor to sleep with you. I didn't know you was going to eat him after you fat cunt.
Pfeiffer: Ooh. Look at the pot calling the kettle black.
Klein: Least I don't look like a pot-bellied pig.

With all the controversy surrounding the show, and the main people in it, this is definitely going to be a show you do not want to miss.

The Teletubbies - Has parody reached a new low?

Peace.

Legal Notice: Comedy Central, Steve Albani, and anyone else mentioned in this post had nothing to do with anything. This post is satire. Although Jason Pfeiffer and Arnie Klein are both self-confessed gays it has never been truly confirmed that Tinky Winky is; although the handbag is a big clue.

Jason Pfeiffer Speaks Exclusively

The man that has been causing controversy in the mainstream media and in the Michael Jackson hoax death realm spoke exclusively with me today in a phone interview.

MJHDC: So this is Jason Pfeiffer I am speaking too?
Pfeiffer: Yes it is.
MJHDC: OK, let us not get caught up in any of the media lies and start with the questions right away. So you are the gay boyfriend of Michael Jackson?
Pfeiffer: Yes I am.
MJHDC: (Laughing) Sorry, but have you any proof of that other than your word?
Pfeiffer: There are pictures.
MJHDC: I did a Google Image search on that, and well to be honest, every picture with you and Michael, or Michael's family had a certain Arnie Klein in it too.
Pfeiffer: What are you suggesting?
MJHDC: I'm not suggesting anything. You are very defensive. I was just stating that Arnie Klein is in all the pictures with you and Michael. Some might say that your boss, Arnie, is in actual fact your gay lover and you came out with this bullshit to cash in.
Pfeiffer: What? I was Michael's lover. If you don't believe me I don't care.
MJHDC: OK. Work with me here. Let us work on a hypothetical level for a while. Let us suppose Michael Jackson is indeed gay, why would he choose you; I mean your no oil painting, you are out of shape, and in all honesty you look like a cheap Arnie Klein knock off?
Pfeiffer: Me and Michael connected. We shared a lot in our childhoods.
MJHDC: How? I'm not playing the race card here but you are white Michael was black. And at the age of 5 Michael was famous you was not. I don't see the connection.
Pfeiffer: What the fuck. Don't ask stupid questions of course I'm white.
MJHDC: Yeah. I said that you was white. I also said you were never famous until now and that basically you looked like a cheap Arnie Klein knock off.
Pfeiffer: Leave Arnie out of this, he is not just my boss, he is my lover.
MJHDC: Oh really? Thought Michael was your lover?
Pfeiffer: Yeah he is.
MJHDC: But you just said Arnie was.
Pfeiffer: I was confused. I am hungry.
MJHDC: Aren't you always? Anyway, some people may see it that you are nothing but a mule for Arnie Klein.
Pfeiffer: Do I look like a mule?
MJHDC: (Laughing) Actually more like an ass. But how would you answer the question?
Pfeiffer: What question? Oh the one about being a mule. I am not an animal of any kind and these rumors of me being a mule are a lie. For starters I only have 2 legs.
MJHDC: So is Arnie paying you while you take this time off to do various interviews and that to spread your lies?
Pfeiffer: Yeah. It is great. I make money from the interviews and Arnie pays me at the same time.
MJHDC: About your alleged relationship with Michael. Why leave it until now to talk about it?
Pfeiffer: Well Arnie is a bit short of cash. And he hasn't got his jacket back yet. So one night in bed Arnie suggested it and I thought it was a great idea.
MJHDC: So what about proof about this relationship?
Pfeiffer: Ask Arnie, he'll confirm everything.
MJHDC: Anybody other than Arnie Klein?
Pfeiffer: Not really.
MJHDC: So basically you are saying you had a sexual relationship with Michael Jackson and nobody but you and Arnie know anything about it; but it really happened?
Pfeiffer: I knew you wouldn't believe me.
MJHDC: Well Michael wasn't gay, he married twice, and dated a few women. And now you expect the world to believe you and Arnie Klein. And nobody else knows but you and Arnie. You see what I'm getting at?
Pfeiffer: You are just jealous I slept with Michael and you didn't.
MJHDC: But you never slept with Michael. To be honest your just lying.
Pfeiffer: Fuck you. I knew this was a bad idea. You hate gays and love Nazis. And you hate everyone and everything.
MJHDC: (Laughing) You obviously read the comments on my blog.
Pfeiffer: Well I slept with Michael ...
MJHDC: Of which you have no evidence.
Pfeiffer: Fuck you.
MJHDC: Tell Arnie I said hi, and he needs a better shit-packer than you to spread lies.
Pfeiffer: I will.
MJHDC: (Laughing) Thanks.
Pfeiffer: Wait, they are not lies, Arnie said it was true.
MJHDC: I'm sure Arnie thinks they are true. But for Arnie the line between reality and his sick fantasies is very blurred.
Pfeiffer: No. Arnie is great. At work we do this thing where I sit in his chair and pretend to be him and then he pretends to be me. Then I tell him off, he cries, out comes the Vaseline ...
MJHDC: Whoa! That is a great place to end this interview. Just so you know. I do think you and Arnie are lying, and not just in bed together, and nobody is going to believe your bullshit lies that you are spreading.
Pfeiffer: Fuck you. I don't care.

At that point the phone interview ended. As can be seen from the vagueness of Jason Pfeiffer's answers it is obvious to even the blind man, with a blind dog, and has a blind girlfriend that he is nothing more than a lying shit-shoveling faggot that is under the guidance of Arnie Klein.

Peace.

Legal Notice: Jason Pfeiffer is indeed a homosexual and by his own admittance is condemned to hell according to the Bible. Not being religious in any way I neither condone or condemn the lying faggot to eternal damnation in the pits of Hades. Although it would look like this interview actually took place it did not. This post is satire. Although the basis of this post remains true in that Jason Pfeiffer has no actual proof, or evidence, that this alleged relationship took place.

Inaccuracies In The Autopsy Report

Although the 51 page autopsy report has been considered a fake since its release. It does prove that the hoax is indeed a hoax. This one document has so many inaccuracies and contradictions that when looking at the overall picture with other facts and statements from people surrounding the hoax - it leaves no other option - it has to be a hoax.

The full report is available here; in PDF format and requires a PDF reader (such as Adobe or Foxit) to read it.

So starting at the beginning, page 1, the person autopsied was identified by a driving license. How many people take their driving license to bed? Allegedly Michael was in bed completely knocked out by a cocktail of drugs supplied by Dr. Murray, but just in case he took his driving license with him. That is one fucked up routine. Brush teeth, get in pajamas, put driving license in pajama pocket. Come on; we are meant to believe that he went to bed with his driving license?

Staying with page 1, it states that a Dr. Cooper pronounced Michael dead. Which leads to the question why the hospital never formally announced the death and it was left to Jermaine to do. If the doctor had pronounced Michael dead, and was willing to put his name to it, why not go on TV and just say so?

Page 2 just gets worse. "At around 1200 hours, Dr. Murray found that the decedent was not breathing and he pulled the decedent onto the bedroom floor and began CPR." No, he didn't. The 911 call said he performed CPR on the bed and the 911 operator had to tell the 'qualified' doctor to move him to the floor. Then it goes on to say "Throughout the transport all medical orders were given by Dr. Murray." So when the alleged ambulance allegedly took Michael to the hospital all orders came from Conrad Murray. The guy was doing basic CPR wrong why take orders from him? And in the infamous ambulance photo where was Murray? The ambulance wasn't that big that he could of been lounging in a seat way back. And if he was giving the orders wouldn't he have had to be close to Michael?

Onwards to page 3. The description of the scene. This is just great. It shoots Murray's claims to pieces. "Several empty orange juice bottles, a telephone and lamp were on the tables as well." Hold up. Supposedly there was no phones. Murray said so. Which to be honest always struck me as odd. You live in a fucking mansion and some dumb, incompetent, retard forgets to put in phones. $100,000 per month on rent and no phones. Shit. He could have gone to Best Western for about $2,000 per month and got a free phone in his room. But this one statement does prove one thing - Ed Chernoff is a real attorney because he lies his ass off for his client. Chernoff said Murray did not immediately call 911 because there was no house phone in the room where Jackson was and he could not leave his patient to make the call. So true - better to watch a friend/client not breathing than call 911 for help on a phone that allegedly does not exist.

Page 3 also states "There was a closed bottle of urine atop a chair." Who the fuck wrote this autopsy report - William Shakespeare? Nobody uses the phrase atop. No wonder the police are so bogged down in paperwork. They have to think up words. Investigate a crime and then get out the trusty thesaurus to make sure the report is a literary piece of art.

Also on page 3 it states "The body was positively identified as Micaheal Joseph Jackson by visual comparison to his California drivers license." Great work Sherlock Holmes. The guy supposedly looks like his driving license so it must be him. Case closed. But before you go get Watson for a quick celebratory drink, just one question - Michael's driving license says Michael Joe Jackson so how did you get Joseph?

Pages 5 through 10 are a list of all the medications allegedly found. These were investigated by Elissa J. Fleak. In a article with LA Weekly Elissa Fleak is described as "The coroner’s tribal liaison for Native American remains, and its representative under the Native American Graves Protection and Repatriation Act. It’s her job to determine the ancestry of remains and return the bones to their tribes for proper burial ... When she isn’t returning Native American remains to their ancestral burial grounds, Fleak has another highly specialized, if darker, skill: She unravels the mysteries of how children die." Why is a person who specializes in ancient remains and how children die listing all these alleged medications? Surely the LA Coroners office has someone who specializes in medication.

Page 15 states "The body was not clothed and no clothing is available for review." Wait a minute here. Page 3 clearly states "The decedent was wearing a hospital gown." So no clothes? What Michael left his home in the nude? Who took his clothes? The clothes could be big evidence. There could be DNA from people that were around him just before he allegedly died. If there is no DNA of Murray on there then he couldn't have performed CPR. Critical evidence is missing and nobody gives a shit. Barney Fife would be laughing his ass off.

Page 17 states "Both testes are in the scrotum and are unremarkable and without trauma." Well that clears that up. Dr. Arnie Klien's ex gay lover said that Arnie said Michael was sterile because Joe Jackson kicked Michael in the nuts so hard it left permanent damage. Seriously you couldn't make half this shit up. Michael Jackson's dermatologist's ex gay lover says something and it splashed all over the Internet. Who would trust a guy with a grudge that looks like a cross between a prison inmate and one of the Right Said Fred group?

Page 21 states "The circumstances do not support self-administration of propofol." Well that is Murray's defense shot in the ass. Nice try though. Pity Ed Chernoff didn't read that. This is also confirmed on page 31 where it states "It would have been difficult for the patient to administer the drugs to himself, given the configuration of the IV set-up. Someone with medical knowledge or experience would have started the IV." There is Murrays defense. He didn't know how to do CPR so that brings into question whether he has medical knowledge or experience.

Page 35 takes us back to sperm. Well actually "active spermatogenesis with the usual number of Leydig cells." So once again we told by an autopsy report that Michael was producing sperm and testosterone. So a man comes into hospital allegedly suffering from a cardiac arrest and they are worried if his sperm count is alright? Is it normal procedure to check sperm production? I checked a few other autopsy reports on males that I found scattered on the Internet and not one mentioned anything about sperm. One guy had been shot, another drowned, and the other had suffered a heart attack. So why was this non-important information so important for an autopsy report?

I'll admit that I'm no doctor and a lot of the medical stuff in the autopsy report made no sense to me whatsoever. But the few things pointed out prove without a shadow of a doubt that Michael's alleged death is a hoax. Nobody can get their story straight. People are lying here, there, and everywhere to try and cover up the hoax.

So as a final point - all you Justice4MJ nuts, and other non-believers, that want to see Murray on death row. Read the fucking autopsy report, check it against the other statements, and documents, that have been released and realize that not only is the autopsy report a bag of shit that contradicts all previous statements by everyone it proves that only a false autopsy report would be used in a hoax.

Peace.

Legal Notice: Anything which may look like either legal or medical advice is not.

Is The Hoax Becoming Too Far Fetched?

With what sounds like a headline from the National Enquirer "Little Green Men At We Are The World Recording" we have green suited people suggested as Michael and then we have the alien-looking Arnie Klein wanting a green jacket back.

Little green men? It is turning into an alien conspiracy. Forget the Staples Center, forget the O2 Arena, even forget Forest Lawn - we should all be camping outside Area 51 to find out what is going to happen next.

Little fucking green men and green jackets. I know the whole world is meant to be doing its bit by going green but this bares the same sublime ridiculousness as the S&M bullshit that the Illuminati are controlling everyone in the music industry.

So Michael is now allegedly a little green man in a suit at the We Are The World 25 video recording? Give me a fucking break. Nobody would of spotted Michael Jackson arriving at the studio, and none of the musical artists would have known him. I can just imagine Lionel Ritchie saying "Ooh look at that green guy, it is Michael." At which point, if you believe the Dutch dykes, the Illuminati would have had Lionel taken out for uncovering the master plan of taking over the world.

And as for Arnie Klein - that fucking faggot can go right back under his little rock and wait for time to erase his fucking ugly face from existence. "Oh poor me I want my $10,000 jacket back". Piss off you ugly fucker you got enough money from Michael to pay for about a thousand jackets that you didn't even earn. You only want to bitch about the jacket to get your ugly face in the news. Nobody trusts you. You rate up there with Murray on doctors not to trust as far as you can throw them.

But I digress. With little green men we enter the realm of Derek Clontz. Is this whole hoax being taken from plausible to ridiculous for a reason? Is it some sort of attempt to ensure that all believers, or beLIEvers, are made to look crazy and insane?

There are just too many clues that lead to dead ends. Too many people trying to make something out of nothing. Kenny Ortega take note - I don't think you know anything. Your fucking tweets are nothing more than marketing. "Ooh if I tweet as if I'm tweeting to Michael I can put asses on cinema seats. And if I do the same again when the DVD comes out I can sell a few more." I have a suggestion for you Kenny, put your fucking dog down, it has four legs so it can walk, start a fucking rummage sale and sell your wares that way. You know about as much as the shit your dog leaves on the sidewalk. High School Musical sucked by the way! Step Up 2 The Streets was better.

Notice the people that Michael really considered friends haven't found their way to a TV studio to say what they know. Liz Taylor has said practically nothing, Macauly Culkin has been very quiet, Diana Ross may have even died seems she has been so quiet even though she was named as a possible guardian of the children.

Did we get these close friends talking at the memorial? No, we got Magic Johnson on about Kentucky Fried Chicken. In my opinion anybody that actually knows anything has been silent. Macauly, Diana, Liz, and Katherine Jackson have all kept quiet about everything.

Not like fucking Jermaine who jumps on any TV station to say how he is as good as Michael. Fuck off Jermaine nobody would have known who you were if it was not for Michael. Then the other three brothers jump on the bandwagon and have a TV series. Michael is not in it but it must have been contracted that they had to mention him at least 5 times per episode to get people to watch. Give it a couple of months and Jermaine will be on your local TV station with weather reports.

The hoax is very much alive as is Michael. But the hangers on are slowly having their days numbered as they look sadder and sadder with all their publicity and whining.

Peace.