Numbers Are Important In The Hoax

Don't bother getting your calculator out. There is no 777. There is no 999. But suddenly numbers are important. They have to be; a thread was started on MJHD.NET saying so. The thread "So... Whats Your Size?" has 6 fucking pages.

Study and LastSevenWords must be shitting themselves that the numbers are now making sense to these fucking retards.

I forgot everything had been cleared up and Michael had not only been found and his comeback date confirmed by TMZ that these fucking crackheads can take the time to discuss their measurements on a 'hoax death' site. Fucking dumb cunts someone will sue the shit out of you for false advertising. Flowers, gold pants, and now their fucking measurements. What the fuck is it a hoax forum for the mentally challenged? I mean the S&M Concentration Camp have lost the plot with all the Illuminati bullshit but they sit proudly with their tin foil hats watching the fucking mentally handicapped retards over at MJHD.NET discussing their fucking sizes.

Wozniack pops in on the thread to declare being a square. No. You are a dumb fuck for encouraging this mindless behavior. Slag.In.The.Dumpster opens up her fucking whining mouth to say "Yay I am a pear." No you are a fucking retarded whining bag of shit that has no right to waste oxygen keeping that fucking pea you call a brain active. Souza and Mo would have this thread locked, blocked, and the Gay SS patrolling for people wanting to post on such a thread.

I have said it before and I'll say it again - Michael could be sitting next to these drooling fucking half-wits and they still wouldn't find him. Fuck, he could be repeatedly punching these fucking turds in the head and they wouldn't find him.

Come on, there are forums for people to discuss sizes on. Weight Watchers most likely has one. And if you are at the other end of the scale Anorexics Anonymous most likely has one too. Get your asses on those forums and discuss your sizes and that shit.

And let us be honest here, your sizes are not going to matter. Michael will take one look at the lobotomy scars and drool - grab his crotch and moonwalk his little white socks out of there.

To save you having to read 6 pages of mindless drivel I did the math work for you. The average size is 37-29-39 allegedly. And the most prominent body shape is a pear.

See Slag.In.The.Dumpster stop harping - your pear shape is just normal so fuck off and cry somewhere. Wait a week and then post 3 more paragraphs about returning. So some two-faced cunts that really want to see your dead body under a bus can give you a bunch of fucking flowers.

Peace.

Legal Notice: There is no actual proof that some of the members of MJHD.NET are retarded half-wits but at the same time the posts speak for themselves.