Welcome Starving Marvin

With the departure of the Homeless wonder known as Dave it was necessary to keep the Unholy Trinity in balance; and recruit a third person. That person is Marvin 'Starving' Jackson a homeless person from Detroit. The reason another homeless person was chosen was to maintain a 'charitable' tax-exempt status.

Marvin is not a volunteer and will receive a weekly salary of $2. He originally wanted $5 a week but negotiations reached the figure mentioned.

Marvin can be found on Twitter as @MarvinStarving.

I took some time to talk to Marvin as the newest member of The Unholy Trinity.

MJHDC: So Marvin what do you want to say to introduce yourself?
Marvin: Holla nigga. I am officially up in this shit. That $2 is cash right?
MJHDC: Yeah.
Marvin: What about health benefits?
MJHDC: None.
Marvin: No worries I just get myself down the VA hospital. About the only thing a nigga gets for fighting on behalf of his country. Man, I saw shit that would make your eyes fall out and your ass explode with fear.
MJHDC: Which war was you in?
Marvin: I was in 'Nam. I'm still there some days. Never forget some of that shit. I saw bodies piled 5 high being used as sand bags. You don't forget that shit. And we got home all the people fucking looking at us like we were shit because the hippies said there should be no war. I fucking fought for my country. Here count my fingers.
MJHDC: 9.
Marvin: Left the other one in 'Nam. Fucking Viet Cong took it trying to get information. I didn't say shit. Then my unit stormed that place. Dead Charlies everywhere.
MJHDC: Have you been following the Conrad Murray trial at all?
Marvin: Hell no, media going to try to hang a nigga whether they got shit on him or not. If Conrad Murray was white he'd of got a pat on the back and a fucking medal from that turncoat president. Vote for me I am black when I get in the Whitehouse I'll turn my back. Fucker hasn't done shit for the hood. Steps in the hood and no matter how many guards he has he'll be another statistic.
MJHDC: But Conrad is accused of killing Michael Jackson.
Marvin: Hell that was one fucked up dude. I didn't get why he wanted to be white.
MJHDC: That was a disease. Vitiligo.
Marvin: I'd rather have a few white patches than be all white. No offense it isn't your fault. You was born that way.
MJHDC: Umm. Moving on. Have you seen any of the trial?
Marvin: I caught that Ed Chernoff guy talking. If he was my attorney I'd be putting 9mm of cold steel in my mouth and saying goodbye to the world. He was all stammering and shit. I would bet my food stamps that he only got to be an attorney by sucking a real attorney off. I've heard better sentences coming from the Special Needs spelling bee competition. Now that white haired guy looks like a smart cookie. If you got to choose one of them to stand up for you I would of picked that fucker. You know him and the judge play golf together at their exclusive 'white people' only country club. Conrad has got to man up and tell that Chernoff to sit the fuck down.
MJHDC: So you haven't really kept up with the trial?
Marvin: They are going to do the same to Conrad as they did to OJ. And if Arnie Klein isn't found guilty it will be the LA riots all over again.
MJHDC: What exactly are you bringing to the Unholy Trinity?
Marvin: Experience. And you and Hoax News will be able to walk in the ghetto with getting your lily white asses shot. I remember this line from Lench Mob: "White boys white boys love hip-hop. Come to the ghetto and they get shot." Trust me it is no different here in Detroit. You walk your white ass down the wrong street you going out in a body bag. Just the way it is man.
MJHDC: Thanks I think.
Marvin: And I am a personal friend of Joe Jackson.
MJHDC: You know Joe Jackson?
Marvin: That is what I said are you deaf? When I say friend what I mean is that I know this guy who owned a Buick. Well it turns out that at one point Joe Jackson thought about buying it. He didn't but he nearly did. Makes us family almost.
MJHDC: Well you are a Jackson.
Marvin: No relation whatsoever.
MJHDC: Well what would you like to say as way of an introduction?
Marvin: Bitches and pimps I'm all up in this shit. You don't like me fuck off. I sure as hell am not being paid to be nice to you fucking people.
MJHDC: (laughing) You should get paid per cuss word.
Marvin: Hell no. It is only when I'm drinking I cuss.
MJHDC: I see. Any parting words?
Marvin: See you fuckers on the flipside. Peace. I'm outtie.

Damn I Married Souza

No I didn't. It was just a funny title.

A Twitter user by the name of @Michaels_Tree (previously @Truth_Goddess) put up a Twitlonger about me and my wife. And rather than waste time answering her personally I thought I would allow everyone to see both sides at once and let them decide for themselves.

As can be seen allegedly I was challenged to go in chat on mic or on cam; or even meet in person. Yeah I want to meet psychotic mental outpatients in person. So yes it is true I ignored them purely on the basis that I don't accept challenges from every single crack whore going. Does that make me a coward? In my book it makes sense to avoid the crack whores.

Allegedly I mix yellow piss and bullshit together. Back in my younger university days I did a lot of stupid stuff that the following morning I could not remember so I am not going to deny this. But the crack whore goes on "just like they did to Michael." I'm sorry did I ever say I was bothered what Michael Jackson's message was? No. The blog was originally a look at the forums around the hoax death; and is now a place where the unholy trinity gather and share their uncensored views on anything. I have never said I stood for anything that Michael Jackson stands for. To be honest more likely to be the Anti-Michael Jackson.

Allegedly I insulted anybody who happens to be in "an assisted device." Don't remember doing that. All I remember doing is calling out someone who said they were when they are not. But wheelchairs have their funny moments in life so what the hell; yeah assisted devices are funny - and how some people got there is also funny. Notice I said SOME. A guy in a wheelchair because he fell out of his mistress' window when her husband returned is a funny way to end up in a wheelchair. And the wheelchair connection is because @Michaels_Tree entered chat under another name claiming to be in a wheelchair. The IP address, which is static, matches both. I have at present took the more righteous path not to publish it.

The crack whore also states that I offered to help her. This I did before I found out from countless others on Twitter what a nut she was. Now I wouldn't piss on the bitch if she was on fire.

It is also alleged in the Twitlonger that I am in some way connected to Badkolo, Souza, and Mo. Not sure where that idea comes from. She never read this blog obviously; or asked Souza - just another random accusation with no merit.

There is mention of my god. Which as an atheist really makes no sense but OK if I have to pick a god I want the christian God; with Allah's butt and Buddha's eyes. Just don't expect me to pray to something that doesn't exist. And as myself, HNN, and Homeless Dave are the "Unholy Trinity" it kind of speaks for itself with regards to how I view religion.

So there is the answer to the Twitlonger for everyone to read. Nothing is hidden. Anyone wants to bitch about any of it go ahead - all comments, except spam, get published.