After his somewhat embarrassing 'Question Time' on Twitter, Wednesday night, I sat down with Randy Jackson to try and get the answers that were not forthcoming during his 'Question Time'.
Below is the full, unedited, transcript of the conversation that took place.
MJHDC: Hi Randy; thanks for taking the time to answer some questions.
Randy: [Silence]
MJHDC: OK Then. This kind of only works if you actually say something.
Randy: [Silence]
MJHDC: I see this is going to be tougher than trying to run your fingers through Jermaine's hair. So let me go back to when Hold My Hand was released at midnight. Some of the fans felt you should have tweeted the #HoldMyHand which later went on to become the number one trending topic worldwide instead of just advertising your 'Question Time'. What do you say to that criticism?
Randy: I don't agree with the single or the album.
MJHDC: Care to elaborate on that?
Randy: No.
MJHDC: So you don't agree with the album. In your tweets you mentioned that voice analysts were paid by Sony so their analysis was biased. Didn't the Jackson family have a second analysis done which also confirmed it was Michael singing on Breaking News?
Randy: They were paid too
MJHDC: Yes; but by the Jackson family.
Randy: No. You don't get it. They were paid off by Sony to say it was Michael.
MJHDC: Why would they do that?
Randy: To make money from Michael.
MJHDC: But that is a good thing. I mean it is good for your Mom and Michael's kids. They will obviously get a cut of the profits.
Randy: It doesn't work like that. We are Jacksons, we are family, it is OK for us to profit from Michael's legacy, and name; but nobody else.
MJHDC: Which leads to my next point. Some have suggested that the Jackson family are nothing more than leeches sucking the blood dry from Michael's legacy. How would you answer that?
Randy: It is not true. Jermaine maybe. Well OK definitely. But not Janet and Rebbie.
MJHDC: You didn't mention yourself, Marlon, Tito, or Jackie. Any reason why?
Randy: That is none of your goddamn business is why.
MJHDC: So, you refuse to confirm that the 'leeches' are sucking everything they can so they don't have to work?
Randy: You are damn right I do.
MJHDC: Any comments on Jackie's new single?
Randy: It is not him.
MJHDC: What?
Randy: It is part of the Sony conspiracy. They want people to think it is Jackie so that it makes people believe it is Michael on his album.
MJHDC: Two completely different things Randy. How exactly does that work?
Randy: Four words for you. Sony New World Order. Rearrange the initials of them words and you get SNOW. It is the white man scheme to keep the black folks down.
MJHDC: That really doesn't make too much sense either Randy. Talking of things that don't make make sense you mentioned in your tweets about 'armed guards'. Care to elaborate on that?
Randy: Something was going on in that studio they didn't want people to know about. So they had armed guards there to keep everyone out.
MJHDC: Could it be Michael was there?
Randy: No. I think it was aliens.
MJHDC: Aliens?
Randy: Yeah, the album wasn't finished so they got aliens in to finish it. There was a clue in the We Are The World video - the little green men. That was a sign.
MJHDC: Can we keep with reality here?
Randy: That is real.
MJHDC: OK. If you say so. Moving on. You mentioned your dislike for Oprah Winfrey in your 'Question Time' tweets.
Randy: That woman is pure evil. Making money off Michael's name. It just isn't right.
MJHDC: Some would say the Jackson family has done the same thing. You all jumped on Twitter. Your Mom wrote a book; and your Dad has launched so many lawsuits to try and get his hands on Michael's money. How would you answer those critics?
Randy: It is none of their goddamn business. They should focus on Oprah. Michael doesn't even like her.
MJHDC: He did keep kind of separate from the family too. Could that action alone suggest he didn't like certain people in his family?
Randy: Just focus on Oprah. She is part of it. She never liked Michael and did her best to portray him in a bad light at every chance.
MJHDC: So why did your Mom agree to the interview with Oprah?
Randy: Crack.
MJHDC: Pardon? You suggesting your Mom, Katherine Jackson, is on crack?
Randy: Hell no. But my father is. They did the interview for crack. Mom had to agree to it or Dad would have just beat her upside the head.
MJHDC: Let me back track here a little. You are saying since June 25, 2009 it has been armed guards, aliens, drugs, Oprah, and Sony doing everything?
Randy: Yes. It has to be. No other explanation fits.
MJHDC: Umm. OK. So why does Jackie not see all this; and has openly approved of the new album from Michael?
Randy: Because he is part of it. It is a conspiracy. Michael is taken out of the picture and then Sony push Jackie to the front.
MJHDC: Are you suggesting Sony killed Michael so Jackie could have a career?
Randy: No. You are not listening. Watch the news. AEG killed Michael. But they did it because they owed Sony some money, a favor, or something.
MJHDC: So you are saying Michael is dead?
Randy: No. AEG couldn't go through with it so they helped Michael fake his death and disappear.
MJHDC: So you are saying Michael is alive?
Randy: No. I am not saying that either.
MJHDC: So you are not saying Michael is alive or dead. But, you mentioned in your tweets that Michael liked to play jokes. Was that a clue to suggest he did indeed fake his death?
Randy: No.
MJHDC: So where is Michael?
Randy: With the aliens. I tried to tell you. I tried to tell others but nobody would listen. I tried to tell Larry King but all he could say was that he loved me in Different Strokes.
MJHDC: Have you considered treatment?
Randy: No. Oprah and Sony would have the perfect opportunity to kill me - to silence me if I went anywhere for treatment.
MJHDC: Oprah wants you dead?
Randy: Yes, that is why Janet is pissed at her. Janet is protecting me from the evil that is Oprah.
MJHDC: It sounds like you need help Randy.
Randy: I do. Janet cannot protect me on her own.
MJHDC: I actually meant psychiatric help.
Randy: Everything I have told you is true. You have to believe me.
MJHDC: I'd like to Randy. But other than the fact it makes no sense whatsoever you don't seem to be offering any proof of the statements you are making.
Randy: As Mulder always used to say - The proof is out there.
MJHDC: That was truth not proof.
Randy: Truth, proof, it is all the same.
MJHDC: No, not really.
Randy: OK. One more question then I have to get home, take my meds, and listen to the Alex Jones radio show.
MJHDC: What does the future hold for Randy Jackson?
Randy: There is no future. 2012 is coming. The end. Sony takes over the world and put Queen Oprah as world leader.
MJHDC: [Laughing] OK. We are done.
Randy: No, listen it is bigger than Michael, bigger than this earth. Sony, Oprah, lizard people, and aliens.
MJHDC: Randy, I just dialed 911. You have about three minutes before the police arrive.
Randy: Shit, you shouldn't have done that. They are in on it too. Run for your life. Run before it is too late.
At that point Randy ran out of the building. No charges were filed although the police say they are aware of Randy Jackson and have been keeping an eye on him.
Peace.
Cuss Count: Low
Legal Notice: Randy Jackson never did answer the questions put to him - no surprise there. This post is satire and as such should not be taken seriously by anybody. There is no proof that Sony or Oprah are evil and intending to take over the entire world.
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11/21/2010
10/13/2010
Boycott This!
With numerous calls to boycott Sony it would appear that Michael Jackson fans are forgetting who has the rights to most of Michael Jackson's music. The simple answer, thanks partly to the deal by the estate, is Sony.
So whether you believe Michael Jackson is dead or not you want to see his legacy go down the toilet?
Its not just boycotting Sony. You have to boycott every news item, documentary, radio station, and music video that Sony get money from. That's right - if it has Michael Jackson in it at all chances are Sony are going to get money from it.
So the next documentary on CBS or NBC about what happened on June 25, 2009 will contain music from Michael Jackson. But nobody is going to watch it because Sony will be making money from it? Bollocks. Every hoaxer in the world will be watching it to look for clues, slip ups, and any inconsistencies.
And the Sony boycott is happening now? Because obviously before June 25, 2009 Michael was in love with Sony and everything that they stood for. You all rushed out and watched This Is It at the cinema, or bought the DVD, which Sony made after buying the rehearsal footage for $60,000,000. Didn't want to boycott Sony then? Why? Sony was OK when it released This Is It?
In the cinema alone This Is It made $71,844,424 as gross profits. Check the IMDB company credits for This Is It (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1477715/companycredits) notice any name on there that looks familiar? Sony. Yes, good old Sony made sure the movie went to every country in the world and that every Michael Jackson fan could get their grubby hands on the DVD.
So let us imagine for a few seconds that the boycott is successful. Is everyone going to congratulate themselves for killing the legacy of Michael Jackson? Because his music sales are going to plummet, TV ratings will be almost non-existent for Michael Jackson related items, and slowly but surely the name Michael Jackson will disappear to pages in a history book.
To be honest, who gives a shit if Sony is making money. If it wasn't Sony it would be another record label. If The Jacksons had never left Motown you think Motown records wouldn't be trying to make money? Of course they would. It is what the music industry is all about. You think Michael Jackson would of put his heart and soul into his music if he was getting minimum wage? Would he hell.
And while you are campaigning for your boycotting of Sony, look at your CD collection, look at your tape collection, hell you could even check your 8-track collection. See any Michael Jackson items in there? Sony made money off of that too most likely.
I'm not defending Sony, but they are a business, their whole plan is to make as much money as possible. It is what they have done for years it is not anything new. Back in 1991 when Michael signed a contract with Sony worth a billion dollars there was no boycotting mentioned. And yes, Sony has made money, but don't you think Michael Jackson made money from these deals with Sony too?
And when CD sales and official music downloads are at an all-time low, the estate signs a deal for $250 million. Even the top artists of today aren't able to pull those deals off; so yes Sony are being Sony and making money any way they can, but at the same time Michael Jackson made money from the deals, now his mother, kids, and various charities are going to be making money.
Oh, and finally, for all those doing the boycott, don't go to www.michaeljackson.com, or follow @michaeljackson on Twitter because surprise surprise both are owned by Sony. (http://www.networksolutions.com/whois-search/michaeljackson.com).
Peace.
Cuss Count: Very Low
Legal Notice: None required for a change. Also this post is an opinion and satire.
So whether you believe Michael Jackson is dead or not you want to see his legacy go down the toilet?
Its not just boycotting Sony. You have to boycott every news item, documentary, radio station, and music video that Sony get money from. That's right - if it has Michael Jackson in it at all chances are Sony are going to get money from it.
So the next documentary on CBS or NBC about what happened on June 25, 2009 will contain music from Michael Jackson. But nobody is going to watch it because Sony will be making money from it? Bollocks. Every hoaxer in the world will be watching it to look for clues, slip ups, and any inconsistencies.
And the Sony boycott is happening now? Because obviously before June 25, 2009 Michael was in love with Sony and everything that they stood for. You all rushed out and watched This Is It at the cinema, or bought the DVD, which Sony made after buying the rehearsal footage for $60,000,000. Didn't want to boycott Sony then? Why? Sony was OK when it released This Is It?
In the cinema alone This Is It made $71,844,424 as gross profits. Check the IMDB company credits for This Is It (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1477715/companycredits) notice any name on there that looks familiar? Sony. Yes, good old Sony made sure the movie went to every country in the world and that every Michael Jackson fan could get their grubby hands on the DVD.
So let us imagine for a few seconds that the boycott is successful. Is everyone going to congratulate themselves for killing the legacy of Michael Jackson? Because his music sales are going to plummet, TV ratings will be almost non-existent for Michael Jackson related items, and slowly but surely the name Michael Jackson will disappear to pages in a history book.
To be honest, who gives a shit if Sony is making money. If it wasn't Sony it would be another record label. If The Jacksons had never left Motown you think Motown records wouldn't be trying to make money? Of course they would. It is what the music industry is all about. You think Michael Jackson would of put his heart and soul into his music if he was getting minimum wage? Would he hell.
And while you are campaigning for your boycotting of Sony, look at your CD collection, look at your tape collection, hell you could even check your 8-track collection. See any Michael Jackson items in there? Sony made money off of that too most likely.
I'm not defending Sony, but they are a business, their whole plan is to make as much money as possible. It is what they have done for years it is not anything new. Back in 1991 when Michael signed a contract with Sony worth a billion dollars there was no boycotting mentioned. And yes, Sony has made money, but don't you think Michael Jackson made money from these deals with Sony too?
And when CD sales and official music downloads are at an all-time low, the estate signs a deal for $250 million. Even the top artists of today aren't able to pull those deals off; so yes Sony are being Sony and making money any way they can, but at the same time Michael Jackson made money from the deals, now his mother, kids, and various charities are going to be making money.
Oh, and finally, for all those doing the boycott, don't go to www.michaeljackson.com, or follow @michaeljackson on Twitter because surprise surprise both are owned by Sony. (http://www.networksolutions.com/whois-search/michaeljackson.com).
Peace.
Cuss Count: Very Low
Legal Notice: None required for a change. Also this post is an opinion and satire.
9/12/2010
Now Thats What I Call MJHD 2
Sony/ATV announced at a press conference today, in Los Angeles, the forthcoming album entitled "Now Thats What I call MJHD 2". The album is expected to go on sale on late October.
Jimmy Asci, a spokesman for Sony/ATV Music Publishing made the following statement: "After the success of Now Thats What I Call MJHD at various rummage sales, and garage sales, around the world; it was only inevitable that there would be a second album which Sony can make money off. But this time it is different, no really it is, we are releasing this as a mark of respect to say thanks to the people that have kept the hoax alive."
The album, produced by Sony, has the Executive Producers listed as Kenny Ortega, Michael Jackson, and Joe Jackson. The trio worked with some of the biggest names in both the music industry and the remix world to produce an album that will be in the stores just in time for Christmas.
Track Listing
01. Motorhead - The Game (Sony Scam Mix)
02. Electric Six - Gay Bar (Badkolo Bum Rush Mix)
03. Baha Men - Who Let The Dogs Out? (MJHDC Cuss Mix)
04. Eminem - Without Me (MJ Still Hidden Mix)
05. Babylon Zoo - All The Money's Gone (Jermaine Tribute Mix)
06. C&C Music Factory - Things That Make You Go Hmm (Brian Oxman Dirty Mix)
07. Britney Spears - Circus (Memorial Mix)
08. Jackson 5 - ABC (Keep It Simple Stupid Mix)
09. Yello - The Race (Nephew Ride Mix)
10. Kanye West - Gold Digger (Debbie Rowe Purse Mix)
11. Thompson Twins - We Are Detectives (Hoaxers United Mix)
12. Dope - Die Motherfucker Die (Justice4MJ Mix)
13. Snap - The Power (Illuminati nWo Mix)
14. Aqua - Roses Are Red (.NET Mix)
I sat with the trio to discuss the album.
Joe: Let me start by saying it is not just a Christmas album. It is also a great album for Hanukkah. Jews have money too. Actually think of any religious time and this album will enhance it. Maybe not the Jews. I heard they were tighter than Katherine with money. Hell all that money and she keeps wearing the same shit day in and day out.
Michael: Dad! That is just not right. The album is for everyone.
Joe: Yeah, everyone with $17 in their pocket. And don't be putting it on iTunes. One fucker buys it and then passes it on to everyone. Never did that shit with 8 tracks.
Kenny: Sorry, what was that? I was tweeting.
Joe: Aww hell, see the shit I have to put up with. If that boy was mine he'd have more respect I'd beat it in to him.
Kenny: This album will be available on iTunes at the time of release.
Joe: Fuck. Might as well stand outside, on the corner, giving it away. I aint going to make money out of this.
MJHDC: So there are some tracks on the album people may not have considered. Why those tracks?
Michael: A diverse set of tracks were considered. We chose these final tracks because we all felt they represented what the album was about most.
Joe: What? Represent what? Gay clowns, lesbians, flowers, and your lazy brother Jermaine. What does the represent? It is bullshit that Sony hopes will sell enough to make us all rich.
Kenny: That is funny. Let me tweet it.
Joe: Why did your parents let you live?
Kenny: Sorry, I was tweeting. What was that?
Joe: Never mind.
MJHDC: There is one track on the album, Motorhead - The Game (Sony Scam Mix), how did that make it pass Sony?
Michael: Sony gave us full rights and full discretion. And my father met with Sony and explained once the final tracks were ready. And they were happy with the choices we made.
Joe: You believe that fucking shit if you want Michael. The truth is I had a list which was edited for Sony's approval. We had the track listed as Sonny Scam Mix and I said it was a tribute to Sonny and Cher. Dumb fucks fell for that shit. When it went to the printers the real version was in place. I pulled the wool over Sony's eyes big time. Years of practice as a pimp paid off.
Michael: But Dad that is being less than honest. We should always be honest. That is part of my message to the world.
Joe: Messages to the world don't put food on the table.
Kenny: I like that. I'll tweet it.
Michael: Kenny can you put your phone down just for a few minutes?
Kenny: Let me just tweet a BRB to my followers.
Joe: Give me that fucking phone. (grabs phone) You'll get it back when we are done.
Kenny: (crying) That is not fair.
Joe: Nor is the hair on my ass. Here's a quarter call someone who cares. By the way you owe me a dollar I have to put interest on.
Michael: (giggling) He used to do that with me when I got an allowance. I'm still paying the interest.
MJHDC: So Michael when will the hoax be over?
Michael: Well right now I've been reading all the numerology about the hoax. And I'll make my comeback once it is all proven to be wrong. Its kind of like the second coming of Jesus - you can't predict it. But don't read any religious sentiments into that.
Joe: Let me interrupt. You run a shitty ass blog right?
MJHDC: Well it is a blog. Not sure about the shitty bit though.
Joe: Well anyway. You think my golden egg is going to give some exclusive to a shitty blog? And he doesn't know when he'll be back. I decide shit like that. I made him I can do it again whenever I feel like it. And he won't be back until the wrongful death lawsuit is settled. I got to get my money first.
Kenny: Can I get my phone back?
Joe: No.
Kenny: Well in that case, I'd just like to add that Michael will be returning. And we have started work on a second film. Kind of like This Is It but funnier. Think of it as This Is It meets Benny Hill. It is called Hoax This!
Joe: Will you shut the fuck up. I'm going to beat your ass if you say anything else. Who let this white boy get involved?
MJHDC: Well thanks for talking with me. Any messages or that for the fans?
Joe: Yeah buy more Jackson shit. I don't give a fuck if Michael, Marlon, or even Jermaine did it. Just keep buying that stuff so I get my cut. I got suits to buy. Young women to impress. You think Katherine puts out? Hell, only if you take a Watchtower first.
Michael: I'd just like to thank the fans for their continued support and belief in me. I'll see you all soon. And remember I love you more.
Kenny: Can I have my phone back now?
Joe: For $20 you can. Hang on you got a call. I'll answer it for $5.
The album Now Thats What I Call MJHD 2 is expected to be the stocking filler that all hoaxers will be asking for.
Peace.
Cuss Count: High
Legal Notice: Nobody, except MJHDC, had anything to do with this post. If you think it is real you may want to seek help. Michael, Joe, and Kenny may be teaming up as the new Three Stooges for a run on Broadway; but that is unconfirmed. Please note this post is satire.
Jimmy Asci, a spokesman for Sony/ATV Music Publishing made the following statement: "After the success of Now Thats What I Call MJHD at various rummage sales, and garage sales, around the world; it was only inevitable that there would be a second album which Sony can make money off. But this time it is different, no really it is, we are releasing this as a mark of respect to say thanks to the people that have kept the hoax alive."
The album, produced by Sony, has the Executive Producers listed as Kenny Ortega, Michael Jackson, and Joe Jackson. The trio worked with some of the biggest names in both the music industry and the remix world to produce an album that will be in the stores just in time for Christmas.
Track Listing
01. Motorhead - The Game (Sony Scam Mix)
02. Electric Six - Gay Bar (Badkolo Bum Rush Mix)
03. Baha Men - Who Let The Dogs Out? (MJHDC Cuss Mix)
04. Eminem - Without Me (MJ Still Hidden Mix)
05. Babylon Zoo - All The Money's Gone (Jermaine Tribute Mix)
06. C&C Music Factory - Things That Make You Go Hmm (Brian Oxman Dirty Mix)
07. Britney Spears - Circus (Memorial Mix)
08. Jackson 5 - ABC (Keep It Simple Stupid Mix)
09. Yello - The Race (Nephew Ride Mix)
10. Kanye West - Gold Digger (Debbie Rowe Purse Mix)
11. Thompson Twins - We Are Detectives (Hoaxers United Mix)
12. Dope - Die Motherfucker Die (Justice4MJ Mix)
13. Snap - The Power (Illuminati nWo Mix)
14. Aqua - Roses Are Red (.NET Mix)
I sat with the trio to discuss the album.
Joe: Let me start by saying it is not just a Christmas album. It is also a great album for Hanukkah. Jews have money too. Actually think of any religious time and this album will enhance it. Maybe not the Jews. I heard they were tighter than Katherine with money. Hell all that money and she keeps wearing the same shit day in and day out.
Michael: Dad! That is just not right. The album is for everyone.
Joe: Yeah, everyone with $17 in their pocket. And don't be putting it on iTunes. One fucker buys it and then passes it on to everyone. Never did that shit with 8 tracks.
Kenny: Sorry, what was that? I was tweeting.
Joe: Aww hell, see the shit I have to put up with. If that boy was mine he'd have more respect I'd beat it in to him.
Kenny: This album will be available on iTunes at the time of release.
Joe: Fuck. Might as well stand outside, on the corner, giving it away. I aint going to make money out of this.
MJHDC: So there are some tracks on the album people may not have considered. Why those tracks?
Michael: A diverse set of tracks were considered. We chose these final tracks because we all felt they represented what the album was about most.
Joe: What? Represent what? Gay clowns, lesbians, flowers, and your lazy brother Jermaine. What does the represent? It is bullshit that Sony hopes will sell enough to make us all rich.
Kenny: That is funny. Let me tweet it.
Joe: Why did your parents let you live?
Kenny: Sorry, I was tweeting. What was that?
Joe: Never mind.
MJHDC: There is one track on the album, Motorhead - The Game (Sony Scam Mix), how did that make it pass Sony?
Michael: Sony gave us full rights and full discretion. And my father met with Sony and explained once the final tracks were ready. And they were happy with the choices we made.
Joe: You believe that fucking shit if you want Michael. The truth is I had a list which was edited for Sony's approval. We had the track listed as Sonny Scam Mix and I said it was a tribute to Sonny and Cher. Dumb fucks fell for that shit. When it went to the printers the real version was in place. I pulled the wool over Sony's eyes big time. Years of practice as a pimp paid off.
Michael: But Dad that is being less than honest. We should always be honest. That is part of my message to the world.
Joe: Messages to the world don't put food on the table.
Kenny: I like that. I'll tweet it.
Michael: Kenny can you put your phone down just for a few minutes?
Kenny: Let me just tweet a BRB to my followers.
Joe: Give me that fucking phone. (grabs phone) You'll get it back when we are done.
Kenny: (crying) That is not fair.
Joe: Nor is the hair on my ass. Here's a quarter call someone who cares. By the way you owe me a dollar I have to put interest on.
Michael: (giggling) He used to do that with me when I got an allowance. I'm still paying the interest.
MJHDC: So Michael when will the hoax be over?
Michael: Well right now I've been reading all the numerology about the hoax. And I'll make my comeback once it is all proven to be wrong. Its kind of like the second coming of Jesus - you can't predict it. But don't read any religious sentiments into that.
Joe: Let me interrupt. You run a shitty ass blog right?
MJHDC: Well it is a blog. Not sure about the shitty bit though.
Joe: Well anyway. You think my golden egg is going to give some exclusive to a shitty blog? And he doesn't know when he'll be back. I decide shit like that. I made him I can do it again whenever I feel like it. And he won't be back until the wrongful death lawsuit is settled. I got to get my money first.
Kenny: Can I get my phone back?
Joe: No.
Kenny: Well in that case, I'd just like to add that Michael will be returning. And we have started work on a second film. Kind of like This Is It but funnier. Think of it as This Is It meets Benny Hill. It is called Hoax This!
Joe: Will you shut the fuck up. I'm going to beat your ass if you say anything else. Who let this white boy get involved?
MJHDC: Well thanks for talking with me. Any messages or that for the fans?
Joe: Yeah buy more Jackson shit. I don't give a fuck if Michael, Marlon, or even Jermaine did it. Just keep buying that stuff so I get my cut. I got suits to buy. Young women to impress. You think Katherine puts out? Hell, only if you take a Watchtower first.
Michael: I'd just like to thank the fans for their continued support and belief in me. I'll see you all soon. And remember I love you more.
Kenny: Can I have my phone back now?
Joe: For $20 you can. Hang on you got a call. I'll answer it for $5.
The album Now Thats What I Call MJHD 2 is expected to be the stocking filler that all hoaxers will be asking for.
Peace.
Cuss Count: High
Legal Notice: Nobody, except MJHDC, had anything to do with this post. If you think it is real you may want to seek help. Michael, Joe, and Kenny may be teaming up as the new Three Stooges for a run on Broadway; but that is unconfirmed. Please note this post is satire.
8/30/2010
Alvin And The Chipmunks Are Back
Today at a packed press conference Alvin and the Chipmunks announced their comeback. With a new recording contract from Sony it appears as though Alvin, Simon, and Theo are ready to storm the charts and take the top position from the likes of Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga.
Some of the Chipmunks newer fans might not be so impressed with their new style. Alvin said about the new style: "Man, it is fucked up that you think chipmunks don't grow up. I aint going to be doing little kid shit the rest of my life. And if people don't like it then fuck them. It is what we want to do and not what some snotty nosed kid wants."
Simon, talking about the first single to be released later this year said: "American Bad Ass is ours. People think we are just covering Kid Rock, but we wrote that shit and he stole it. When we was up in Detroit we ran into Kid Rock and he was all up in Alvin's face and Alvin just offered him out right there. Kid Rock backed down faster than shit off a shovel."
Sony spokesperson, Kevin Butler, said "We are happy to have Alvin and the Chipmunks with Sony. Obviously we had to update the image somewhat. And we sat down with them and decided together which direction they wanted to go in. This new image isn't going to be met with enthusiasm from some of the parents but it is the path they want to take. The new album, to be released later this year, is a real venture for these guys."
Theo, speaking about the new album said: "We have been in the studio for the last few months. Laying down some tracks and making it as tight as hell. We have a lot of past to try and forget so we can move forward. I mean those shit films we did with that guy from My Name Is Earl that was just about the money. We didn't want to do them but when someone is waving a pile of cash in front of you then you have to forget dignity. We are already talking to Snoop Dogg about a film where we can show our true selves."
The press conference went without a hitch despite Alvin storming out due to a disagreement about his cocaine habit and rehab. He said as he stormed out "What I put up my fucking nose is none of your fucking business. This is showbiz bitch you got to do certain things to survive the shit they throw at you."
Britney Spears, speaking at the press conference, was shocked "I thought they were cute and fluffy, you know like fluffy little clouds, and then they swear and and say things even I wouldn't say. I was shocked. But I am dating Alvin in an on/off relationship."
Cuss Count: High
Legal Notice: Sony, Alvin & The Chipmunks, Kid Rock, and Britney Spears had nothing to do with this imaginary press conference. Snoop Dogg is actually talking a film deal with the chipmunks. This post is satire. Do not take it seriously.
Some of the Chipmunks newer fans might not be so impressed with their new style. Alvin said about the new style: "Man, it is fucked up that you think chipmunks don't grow up. I aint going to be doing little kid shit the rest of my life. And if people don't like it then fuck them. It is what we want to do and not what some snotty nosed kid wants."
Simon, talking about the first single to be released later this year said: "American Bad Ass is ours. People think we are just covering Kid Rock, but we wrote that shit and he stole it. When we was up in Detroit we ran into Kid Rock and he was all up in Alvin's face and Alvin just offered him out right there. Kid Rock backed down faster than shit off a shovel."
Sony spokesperson, Kevin Butler, said "We are happy to have Alvin and the Chipmunks with Sony. Obviously we had to update the image somewhat. And we sat down with them and decided together which direction they wanted to go in. This new image isn't going to be met with enthusiasm from some of the parents but it is the path they want to take. The new album, to be released later this year, is a real venture for these guys."
Theo, speaking about the new album said: "We have been in the studio for the last few months. Laying down some tracks and making it as tight as hell. We have a lot of past to try and forget so we can move forward. I mean those shit films we did with that guy from My Name Is Earl that was just about the money. We didn't want to do them but when someone is waving a pile of cash in front of you then you have to forget dignity. We are already talking to Snoop Dogg about a film where we can show our true selves."
The press conference went without a hitch despite Alvin storming out due to a disagreement about his cocaine habit and rehab. He said as he stormed out "What I put up my fucking nose is none of your fucking business. This is showbiz bitch you got to do certain things to survive the shit they throw at you."
Britney Spears, speaking at the press conference, was shocked "I thought they were cute and fluffy, you know like fluffy little clouds, and then they swear and and say things even I wouldn't say. I was shocked. But I am dating Alvin in an on/off relationship."
Cuss Count: High
Legal Notice: Sony, Alvin & The Chipmunks, Kid Rock, and Britney Spears had nothing to do with this imaginary press conference. Snoop Dogg is actually talking a film deal with the chipmunks. This post is satire. Do not take it seriously.
4/25/2010
Does Everyone Know About The Hoax?
Over at MJHD.NET there is a thread concerning Sony and their choice of words in their new advertising campaign. The words in particular are "SONY - Make.Believe" and "SONY - Like.No.Other" which supposedly point to Sony being involved in the hoax.
Sony employ thousands in their marketing departments around the world. And now they don't even have to think to get paid because Sony are forgetting their $15 billion dollar profits to promote the hoax to the world. So that is thousands of Sony employees added to the people that would have to know about the hoax.
General Manager: We need a new advertisement.
Ad Executive: Shall we promote the PS3 and how it does everything?
General Manager: Not this time. I think we need to tell the world what we know.
Ad Executive: You mean about the hoax?
General Manager: Yes, but in a way where it looks like we are still selling electronic equipment.
Ad Executive: We could have Michael Jackson moonwalk behind the Sony logo.
General Manager: Too obvious.
Ad Executive: How about we put a fedora hat on the O in Sony?
General Manager: I like it, but still too obvious.
Ad Executive: What about we just put the words "make.believe" under the Sony logo?
General Manager: Great idea. Doesn't say we know anything but at the same time says everything.
Ad Executive: I'll get my department working on the commercials.
General Manager: Hold up on that. I'll check with Mr. Jackson first.
It just doesn't make sense that all these people are supposedly in the know about the fact that Michael Jackson faked his death. Add all the Sony employees to the LAPD, LAFD, Jackson family, the TII production crew and dancers, TMZ, the media, Conrad Murray, Kenny Ortega and almost anyone else that has had some connection to Michael Jackson in the past 30 years or so and you end up with close to a million people that are in on the hoax; and that doesn't even include all the psychic nut-jobs that have received word from the spirits saying Michael is not dead.
At A Seance
Weird Woman: Is there anybody there?
Spirit: Yes, I am.
Weird Woman: Have you seen Michael Jackson?
Spirit: No, but then again last Tuesday I did see someone but I can't be sure.
Weird Woman: I am trying to contact Michael Jackson.
Spirit: Have you tried leaving a message with Kurt Cobain?
Weird Woman: Would that work?
Spirit: I doubt it. You see Michael Jackson is not dead. I was just pulling your leg. It gets lonely here. Sometimes I don't see anyone for weeks at a time.
Weird Woman: You are of no use.
Spirit: Be like that. I'll haunt you if I want. Well I won't really but it sounds good.
Weird Woman: Seen Elvis by chance?
Spirit: Can't say that I have. Although I was haunting a Wal*Mart in Alabama and I thought he was stocking shelves there.
Weird Woman: Never mind.
So with all these people knowing about the hoax, how come the big question of "where is Michael Jackson?" still remains unanswered. It would seem that everyone except those investigating the hoax is aware, and knows, that Michael faked his death and what he is up to right now.
Sony's next commercial is more 'in your face' about what they, and almost a million others connected to Michael are aware of but are just not saying:
Peace.
Legal Notice: Kurt Cobain is not a messaging service for spirits - please make no attempt to treat him so. Sony had nothing to do with this post in any shape or form. This post is merely using the Sony logo for satire.
Sony employ thousands in their marketing departments around the world. And now they don't even have to think to get paid because Sony are forgetting their $15 billion dollar profits to promote the hoax to the world. So that is thousands of Sony employees added to the people that would have to know about the hoax.
General Manager: We need a new advertisement.
Ad Executive: Shall we promote the PS3 and how it does everything?
General Manager: Not this time. I think we need to tell the world what we know.
Ad Executive: You mean about the hoax?
General Manager: Yes, but in a way where it looks like we are still selling electronic equipment.
Ad Executive: We could have Michael Jackson moonwalk behind the Sony logo.
General Manager: Too obvious.
Ad Executive: How about we put a fedora hat on the O in Sony?
General Manager: I like it, but still too obvious.
Ad Executive: What about we just put the words "make.believe" under the Sony logo?
General Manager: Great idea. Doesn't say we know anything but at the same time says everything.
Ad Executive: I'll get my department working on the commercials.
General Manager: Hold up on that. I'll check with Mr. Jackson first.
It just doesn't make sense that all these people are supposedly in the know about the fact that Michael Jackson faked his death. Add all the Sony employees to the LAPD, LAFD, Jackson family, the TII production crew and dancers, TMZ, the media, Conrad Murray, Kenny Ortega and almost anyone else that has had some connection to Michael Jackson in the past 30 years or so and you end up with close to a million people that are in on the hoax; and that doesn't even include all the psychic nut-jobs that have received word from the spirits saying Michael is not dead.
At A Seance
Weird Woman: Is there anybody there?
Spirit: Yes, I am.
Weird Woman: Have you seen Michael Jackson?
Spirit: No, but then again last Tuesday I did see someone but I can't be sure.
Weird Woman: I am trying to contact Michael Jackson.
Spirit: Have you tried leaving a message with Kurt Cobain?
Weird Woman: Would that work?
Spirit: I doubt it. You see Michael Jackson is not dead. I was just pulling your leg. It gets lonely here. Sometimes I don't see anyone for weeks at a time.
Weird Woman: You are of no use.
Spirit: Be like that. I'll haunt you if I want. Well I won't really but it sounds good.
Weird Woman: Seen Elvis by chance?
Spirit: Can't say that I have. Although I was haunting a Wal*Mart in Alabama and I thought he was stocking shelves there.
Weird Woman: Never mind.
So with all these people knowing about the hoax, how come the big question of "where is Michael Jackson?" still remains unanswered. It would seem that everyone except those investigating the hoax is aware, and knows, that Michael faked his death and what he is up to right now.
Sony's next commercial is more 'in your face' about what they, and almost a million others connected to Michael are aware of but are just not saying:
Peace.
Legal Notice: Kurt Cobain is not a messaging service for spirits - please make no attempt to treat him so. Sony had nothing to do with this post in any shape or form. This post is merely using the Sony logo for satire.
3/25/2010
Now Thats What I Call MJHD
Sony/ATV announced at a press conference today, in Los Angeles, the forthcoming album entitled "Now Thats What I call MJHD". The album is expected to go on sale on June 25, 2010 - one year after Michael Jackson's alleged death.
Jimmy Asci, a spokesman for Sony/ATV Music Publishing made the following statement:
"Since June 25 last year we have been watching the media, and the Internet, for various reasons. One reason is that we want to take the 'Now Thats What I Call Music' range to whole new level. We want each CD to be not only relevant to our target audience but also relevant to current events. Sometimes we may make decisions which are controversial but in the long run we are sure that the new path we are following will be well received. This compilation is the first in that new direction. At this time I would like to dispel the rumors that are currently being spread that Michael Jackson had anything to do with this compilation. Although he is named as a producer it does not, I repeat does not, mean he had anything to do with this compilation. This is merely a rumor - but when Michael is ready to participate in this venture he will be welcomed with open arms by Sony."
Although the CD is not officially endorsed by Michael Jackson, the Michael Jackson Estate, or the Jackson family a couple of members of the family were at the press conference. Jermaine Jackson, Michael's brother, had this to say "Although the family is not endorsing this CD I feel that as the major artist of the family I should be here to support it. I have spoken with Sony with the possibility of doing a tribute concert with the artists from the CD. According to Sony this may happen in the future. Well their exact term was 'when hell freezes over' which means there still might be a chance."
Tito Jackson, Michael's other brother said "Well it is another CD using Michael to make money. Sony have done that shit for ages why stop now? As for Jermaine, that jheri-curl fucker does whatever he wants without the support of the family. We will know if this tribute ever happens as he will have another attack of pink eye."
Simon Cowell, of American Idol, said "Well for me the CD stinks. I know exactly what I like and I don't like this; but for once this is not about me. From what I can gather Sony worked in partnership with some small record label called Doggie Productions in creating this. Although I don't really like anything I will say this I admire what they are doing and taking music to another level is always a good thing."
Simon went through the tracks, explaining their importance to the Michael Jackson Hoax Death.
Britney Spears - If You Seek Amy: "Well Amy started everything on June 23 or 25 last year. But as soon as her motives were questioned she abandoned everything after screwing her members one last time. I heard from Paula that Amy had some diaper fetish too."
Five - Keep On Movin': "Well Five was a member of the MJHD forum, I mean if you had visited the forum you would know that. Supposedly she was a disabled, alcoholic, ex-hot dog cart owner. Nobody was ever sure why she was never banned for her whole retarded act. I have nothing against the disabled but you don't have to be a fucking idiot with it."
The Adventures Of Stevie V - Dirty Cash: "Amy was out to make money pure and simple. People finally saw through her schemes. Enough said."
Elvis Presley - Suspicious Minds: "When MJHD went down people got suspicious. Was it hackers, Amy, John Smith, or Sony? Turned out in the end it was just another mind game from Amy."
Dashboard Confessional - The Best Deceptions: "I like this group, not sure what it is on this CD for though. Only think I can think of is that during the transitional period of MJHD there was a lot of deceptions to various people."
Cypress Hill - Hits From The Bong: "Title says it all; this track marks the start of Souza and Mo running MJDHI. Rumors have speculated because of their theories they must be on some sort of drug."
tATu - All The Things She Said: "I was actually instrumental in their career taking off. I didn't like their music but I knew they could make money. This track was included because of the speculation that Souza and Mo may be more than friends if get what I am saying."
Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy: "Badkolo could have been the 4th member. Bald, gay, and bad taste in sunglasses."
Fatboy Slim - Illuminati: "Well when Souza and Mo took over things at the helm so to speak things really went downhill. The topics moved away from Michael Jackson hoaxing his death to the Illuminati and the New World Order. Why that happened I just don't know. But by their theories every single person in the music industry has connections to being either a slave or a master of the Illuminati."
Nine Inch Nails - The Hand That Feeds: "Lyrics can say so much. The lines Will you bite the hand that feeds? Will you chew until it bleeds? Can you get up off your knees? Are you brave enough to see? all show the hidden message of not being sheeple."
The O' Jays - Backstabbers: "I was surprised to see this classic on here. Although it was released in 1972 it speaks volumes about what is happening today with MJHD and the forums."
Michael Jackson - They Don't Care About Us: "A statement from Michael himself saying if you don't like how you are being treated stand up and do something about it."
Robbie Williams - Let Me Entertain You: "I was surprised that Sony put this one on. I was talking to them about it earlier and they said it was to do with the return."
Joe Jackson, father of Michael, said "It's all good. I may not be getting money myself. But every time this CD gets bought Katherine, my rich lovely wife, gets money. I get some from her and we all be smiling."
Sony refused to comment on future plans.
Peace.
Legal Notice: This CD, press conference, and quotes may not be real. This post is merely satire. Anyone with a problem about this post should contact someone who cares.
Jimmy Asci, a spokesman for Sony/ATV Music Publishing made the following statement:
"Since June 25 last year we have been watching the media, and the Internet, for various reasons. One reason is that we want to take the 'Now Thats What I Call Music' range to whole new level. We want each CD to be not only relevant to our target audience but also relevant to current events. Sometimes we may make decisions which are controversial but in the long run we are sure that the new path we are following will be well received. This compilation is the first in that new direction. At this time I would like to dispel the rumors that are currently being spread that Michael Jackson had anything to do with this compilation. Although he is named as a producer it does not, I repeat does not, mean he had anything to do with this compilation. This is merely a rumor - but when Michael is ready to participate in this venture he will be welcomed with open arms by Sony."
Although the CD is not officially endorsed by Michael Jackson, the Michael Jackson Estate, or the Jackson family a couple of members of the family were at the press conference. Jermaine Jackson, Michael's brother, had this to say "Although the family is not endorsing this CD I feel that as the major artist of the family I should be here to support it. I have spoken with Sony with the possibility of doing a tribute concert with the artists from the CD. According to Sony this may happen in the future. Well their exact term was 'when hell freezes over' which means there still might be a chance."
Tito Jackson, Michael's other brother said "Well it is another CD using Michael to make money. Sony have done that shit for ages why stop now? As for Jermaine, that jheri-curl fucker does whatever he wants without the support of the family. We will know if this tribute ever happens as he will have another attack of pink eye."
Simon Cowell, of American Idol, said "Well for me the CD stinks. I know exactly what I like and I don't like this; but for once this is not about me. From what I can gather Sony worked in partnership with some small record label called Doggie Productions in creating this. Although I don't really like anything I will say this I admire what they are doing and taking music to another level is always a good thing."
Simon went through the tracks, explaining their importance to the Michael Jackson Hoax Death.
Britney Spears - If You Seek Amy: "Well Amy started everything on June 23 or 25 last year. But as soon as her motives were questioned she abandoned everything after screwing her members one last time. I heard from Paula that Amy had some diaper fetish too."
Five - Keep On Movin': "Well Five was a member of the MJHD forum, I mean if you had visited the forum you would know that. Supposedly she was a disabled, alcoholic, ex-hot dog cart owner. Nobody was ever sure why she was never banned for her whole retarded act. I have nothing against the disabled but you don't have to be a fucking idiot with it."
The Adventures Of Stevie V - Dirty Cash: "Amy was out to make money pure and simple. People finally saw through her schemes. Enough said."
Elvis Presley - Suspicious Minds: "When MJHD went down people got suspicious. Was it hackers, Amy, John Smith, or Sony? Turned out in the end it was just another mind game from Amy."
Dashboard Confessional - The Best Deceptions: "I like this group, not sure what it is on this CD for though. Only think I can think of is that during the transitional period of MJHD there was a lot of deceptions to various people."
Cypress Hill - Hits From The Bong: "Title says it all; this track marks the start of Souza and Mo running MJDHI. Rumors have speculated because of their theories they must be on some sort of drug."
tATu - All The Things She Said: "I was actually instrumental in their career taking off. I didn't like their music but I knew they could make money. This track was included because of the speculation that Souza and Mo may be more than friends if get what I am saying."
Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy: "Badkolo could have been the 4th member. Bald, gay, and bad taste in sunglasses."
Fatboy Slim - Illuminati: "Well when Souza and Mo took over things at the helm so to speak things really went downhill. The topics moved away from Michael Jackson hoaxing his death to the Illuminati and the New World Order. Why that happened I just don't know. But by their theories every single person in the music industry has connections to being either a slave or a master of the Illuminati."
Nine Inch Nails - The Hand That Feeds: "Lyrics can say so much. The lines Will you bite the hand that feeds? Will you chew until it bleeds? Can you get up off your knees? Are you brave enough to see? all show the hidden message of not being sheeple."
The O' Jays - Backstabbers: "I was surprised to see this classic on here. Although it was released in 1972 it speaks volumes about what is happening today with MJHD and the forums."
Michael Jackson - They Don't Care About Us: "A statement from Michael himself saying if you don't like how you are being treated stand up and do something about it."
Robbie Williams - Let Me Entertain You: "I was surprised that Sony put this one on. I was talking to them about it earlier and they said it was to do with the return."
Joe Jackson, father of Michael, said "It's all good. I may not be getting money myself. But every time this CD gets bought Katherine, my rich lovely wife, gets money. I get some from her and we all be smiling."
Sony refused to comment on future plans.
Peace.
Legal Notice: This CD, press conference, and quotes may not be real. This post is merely satire. Anyone with a problem about this post should contact someone who cares.
12/23/2009
The P.S. Post
I know the last post was the last post and all that - but just as I leave things get so crazy I just have to comment on the biggest mind fuck that exists on the Internet.
The ThisIsAlsoIt reveal happened. Big fucking deal, who cares? It is a crock of shit, and seems I always get asked for evidence I'll actually supply some instead of just giving an opinion.
Does Sony/MJ have anything to do with TIAI?
No. Take a look at all the websites that Sony owns. Then do a whois on all of them. You'll notice a couple of things that stand out with each and every one of them:
No. You have a bunch of people that have heard about the Mayas in the last 6 months professing to know everything about the Mayan calendar and the end of the world. It is nothing more than sidewalk gossip. If you look at the Mayan calendar it is nothing more than a cycle - very much like when the western world thought the world would end because it was going to turn to 2000.
"The previous creation ended on a long count of 12.19.19.17.19. Another 12.19.19.17.19 will occur on December 20, 2012, followed by the start of the fourteenth b'ak'tun, 13.0.0.0.0, on December 21, 2012. There is only one reference to the current creation's 13th b'ak'tun in the fragmentary Mayan corpus: Tortuguero Monument 6, part of a ruler's inscription." - Taken from Wikipedia.
Does the Bible have anything to do with this?
Yes and No. No the Bible doesn't predict the end of the world to a specific date; as can be noted from Matthew 25:13 which states "Watch therefore, for ye know neither the day nor the hour wherein the Son of man cometh." Also if you want to bring the Bible in to 2012 being the end of the world you have to remember God's promise to Noah: "And I will establish my covenant with you, neither shall all flesh be cut off any more by the waters of a flood; neither shall there any more be a flood to destroy the earth." So the tie-in with the movie 2012 is shot in the ass thanks to the very Bible that so many are claiming does actually tie the movie, maya people, and TIAI together.
TIAI it has been followed by many, but so has JokeCalmsChina, Susan Bowler, MidnightMLK. All proven to be fakes in one way or another.
JokeCalmsChina insisted that Germania is the key. Any Germans seen Michael lately? Anyone from the press been to Germania to discover Michael? But wait, RTL is a German channel - unfortunately they are not located in Germania which is only a small part of Germany.
Susan Bowler said that November 25, 2009 Michael would make an announcement from Bahrain. Did he? No.
MidnightMLK yet another Twitter account that had nothing substantial.
If I am wrong on this I'll admit it, but lets be honest here, the proof, facts, and evidence definitely point to TIAI being nothing more than a person pointing at various clues as they see it.
And the great big reveal by TIAI that was meant to happen 12/21/2009 never happened except someone gave their opinion on what it all meant. And where is that opinion located? On the S&M forum (anybody else still smelling a rat?)
Believe what you want, and decide for yourselves, but remember nothing is ever as it seems.
Peace.
The ThisIsAlsoIt reveal happened. Big fucking deal, who cares? It is a crock of shit, and seems I always get asked for evidence I'll actually supply some instead of just giving an opinion.
Does Sony/MJ have anything to do with TIAI?
No. Take a look at all the websites that Sony owns. Then do a whois on all of them. You'll notice a couple of things that stand out with each and every one of them:
- The hostmaster is hostmaster@sony.com
- The domain servers are all ns1.sony.com - ns16.sony.com
- The domain servers are listed as ns45.domaincontrol.com and ns46.domaincontrol.com.
No. You have a bunch of people that have heard about the Mayas in the last 6 months professing to know everything about the Mayan calendar and the end of the world. It is nothing more than sidewalk gossip. If you look at the Mayan calendar it is nothing more than a cycle - very much like when the western world thought the world would end because it was going to turn to 2000.
"The previous creation ended on a long count of 12.19.19.17.19. Another 12.19.19.17.19 will occur on December 20, 2012, followed by the start of the fourteenth b'ak'tun, 13.0.0.0.0, on December 21, 2012. There is only one reference to the current creation's 13th b'ak'tun in the fragmentary Mayan corpus: Tortuguero Monument 6, part of a ruler's inscription." - Taken from Wikipedia.
Does the Bible have anything to do with this?
Yes and No. No the Bible doesn't predict the end of the world to a specific date; as can be noted from Matthew 25:13 which states "Watch therefore, for ye know neither the day nor the hour wherein the Son of man cometh." Also if you want to bring the Bible in to 2012 being the end of the world you have to remember God's promise to Noah: "And I will establish my covenant with you, neither shall all flesh be cut off any more by the waters of a flood; neither shall there any more be a flood to destroy the earth." So the tie-in with the movie 2012 is shot in the ass thanks to the very Bible that so many are claiming does actually tie the movie, maya people, and TIAI together.
TIAI it has been followed by many, but so has JokeCalmsChina, Susan Bowler, MidnightMLK. All proven to be fakes in one way or another.
JokeCalmsChina insisted that Germania is the key. Any Germans seen Michael lately? Anyone from the press been to Germania to discover Michael? But wait, RTL is a German channel - unfortunately they are not located in Germania which is only a small part of Germany.
Susan Bowler said that November 25, 2009 Michael would make an announcement from Bahrain. Did he? No.
MidnightMLK yet another Twitter account that had nothing substantial.
If I am wrong on this I'll admit it, but lets be honest here, the proof, facts, and evidence definitely point to TIAI being nothing more than a person pointing at various clues as they see it.
And the great big reveal by TIAI that was meant to happen 12/21/2009 never happened except someone gave their opinion on what it all meant. And where is that opinion located? On the S&M forum (anybody else still smelling a rat?)
Believe what you want, and decide for yourselves, but remember nothing is ever as it seems.
Peace.
12/09/2009
Hatred Or Vindication
I've noticed lately that there has been a lot of comments regarding the amount of hatred on this site, the bad language, Michael wouldn't have wanted to see any of this, and what has this to do with Michael?
So as nothing is really happening; I thought I'd take this quiet time to answer these comments in one big post.
Firstly, as the blogger, I write what I want. I don't force anyone to read it. I don't charge anyone to read it. As I have stated in the past it is just my opinion. Some people agree with it; and some people don't. As the poet, John Lydgate, said: "You can please some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can’t please all of the people all of the time." But that is the thing. I'm not trying to please anyone. I'm just blogging what I think.
Next comes the freedom of speech, or whatever you want to call it, that exists in almost every country (China, North Korea, Iraq, and Iran to name a few exceptions) which allows everyone to say what they want on any subject. So I use the freedom of speech to say what I think about MichaelJacksonHoaxDeath.com, MichaelJacksonHoaxDeath.net, a couple of blogs and websites, and the Admins that have been part of those websites and forums.
Would Michael have liked it? I'm not Michael Jackson. I don't know. Maybe. Maybe not. All I do know is that when certain things didn't sit right with Michael he voiced those opinions; and not always eloquently. As Michael was meeting fans in London last year he smiled as he held up a sign, briefly, which said: "Sony Kills Music". He can also be seen smiling at a fan who is holding up a sign which reads: "Fuck Motown".
So again I ask would Michael like what is on this blog? And I still have no definite answer. But what I do know is that he wouldn't have wanted people to lay down and be spoon fed bullshit from someone who was just making money off of his name.
And the final point. What has this got to do with Michael? Not a lot. This blog, as the name suggests, is about some of the underhand things that have gone on at MJHD. How a person put up a website, and forum, and then used that website to make money from it. Would Michael have liked that? Hell yeah, he didn't like anyone making money off his name, or legacy, so why would he have wanted to see MJHD do it?
So in response to all the people that complain about the language, the topics, and everything else - SHUT THE FUCK UP. Nobody forces you to come here and read this. Nobody is holding a gun to your head, or your family's heads, and saying "Read the MJHD Conspiracy blog or you will die!" IF you don't like what is on this blog, or the people that frequent it, there is other places on the Internet to go to.
This blog was put here for one reason - to show people what was really happening over at MJHD. A lot of people didn't believe it at first, and through time Auntie Amy, Fuckfish, and Nightmare, along with some others have proven to be liars and people that don't give a fuck what they do to people, or what they say to people.
No I'm not on some crusade to save the Internet from liars and assholes, there are too many for a start. But at the same time if I had sat and let the shit go on at MJHD which was going on and said nothing I would be no better than the ones that were, and will again, peddle their bullshit, drama, and lies.
So for the dumb and retarded I will say it once again:
Peace.
So as nothing is really happening; I thought I'd take this quiet time to answer these comments in one big post.
Firstly, as the blogger, I write what I want. I don't force anyone to read it. I don't charge anyone to read it. As I have stated in the past it is just my opinion. Some people agree with it; and some people don't. As the poet, John Lydgate, said: "You can please some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can’t please all of the people all of the time." But that is the thing. I'm not trying to please anyone. I'm just blogging what I think.
Next comes the freedom of speech, or whatever you want to call it, that exists in almost every country (China, North Korea, Iraq, and Iran to name a few exceptions) which allows everyone to say what they want on any subject. So I use the freedom of speech to say what I think about MichaelJacksonHoaxDeath.com, MichaelJacksonHoaxDeath.net, a couple of blogs and websites, and the Admins that have been part of those websites and forums.
Would Michael have liked it? I'm not Michael Jackson. I don't know. Maybe. Maybe not. All I do know is that when certain things didn't sit right with Michael he voiced those opinions; and not always eloquently. As Michael was meeting fans in London last year he smiled as he held up a sign, briefly, which said: "Sony Kills Music". He can also be seen smiling at a fan who is holding up a sign which reads: "Fuck Motown".
So again I ask would Michael like what is on this blog? And I still have no definite answer. But what I do know is that he wouldn't have wanted people to lay down and be spoon fed bullshit from someone who was just making money off of his name.
And the final point. What has this got to do with Michael? Not a lot. This blog, as the name suggests, is about some of the underhand things that have gone on at MJHD. How a person put up a website, and forum, and then used that website to make money from it. Would Michael have liked that? Hell yeah, he didn't like anyone making money off his name, or legacy, so why would he have wanted to see MJHD do it?
So in response to all the people that complain about the language, the topics, and everything else - SHUT THE FUCK UP. Nobody forces you to come here and read this. Nobody is holding a gun to your head, or your family's heads, and saying "Read the MJHD Conspiracy blog or you will die!" IF you don't like what is on this blog, or the people that frequent it, there is other places on the Internet to go to.
This blog was put here for one reason - to show people what was really happening over at MJHD. A lot of people didn't believe it at first, and through time Auntie Amy, Fuckfish, and Nightmare, along with some others have proven to be liars and people that don't give a fuck what they do to people, or what they say to people.
No I'm not on some crusade to save the Internet from liars and assholes, there are too many for a start. But at the same time if I had sat and let the shit go on at MJHD which was going on and said nothing I would be no better than the ones that were, and will again, peddle their bullshit, drama, and lies.
So for the dumb and retarded I will say it once again:
NOBODY FORCES YOU TO READ THIS BLOG. IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT IS HAPPENING ON THIS BLOG GO SOMEWHERE ELSE.
Peace.
12/08/2009
Does ThisIsAlsoIt Contain Viruses?
Since my previous post mentioning ThisIsAlsoIt I've been asked on Twitter and Facebook about whether ThisIsAlsoIt.com has any viruses
Quick, and simple, answer. No. With it's current redirection going to a Youtube video featuring Aphrodite Jones and Tom Mesereau.
Did the redirection from yesterday, that redirected to a Google search results page contain viruses? No. Some of the links had malware/spyware attached but nothing that could crash a hard drive.
And doesn't that add to the whole feeling that this site (ThisIsAlsoIt) has nothing to do with Sony or Michael? Why would Sony want to infect computers with viruses from links which Sony would not want to be associated with? Why would Michael want to release clues to his fans which involves damaging their computers through links with malware and spyware?
So what is happening with ThisIsAlsoIt? Nothing. Just someone, possibly Auntie Amy, editing a single line of HTML code approximately every 24 hours. And that is the thing this is so simple to do.
Quick, and simple, answer. No. With it's current redirection going to a Youtube video featuring Aphrodite Jones and Tom Mesereau.
Did the redirection from yesterday, that redirected to a Google search results page contain viruses? No. Some of the links had malware/spyware attached but nothing that could crash a hard drive.
And doesn't that add to the whole feeling that this site (ThisIsAlsoIt) has nothing to do with Sony or Michael? Why would Sony want to infect computers with viruses from links which Sony would not want to be associated with? Why would Michael want to release clues to his fans which involves damaging their computers through links with malware and spyware?
So what is happening with ThisIsAlsoIt? Nothing. Just someone, possibly Auntie Amy, editing a single line of HTML code approximately every 24 hours. And that is the thing this is so simple to do.
< equiv="REFRESH" content="0; url=http://www.cnn.com/index.html">
The above example would take you to the CNN website. Notice the content="0; piece which basically means go there right now without delay.
So every day someone just edits the url= section to go to the next alleged clue. Is it Auntie Amy? I don't know 100% either way. What I do know is, as I have stated before, it started as Auntie Amy hid behind the curtain at MJHD.COM; and it's first redirection was to MJHD.COM. It's definitely a possibility.
And for those that really think ThisIsAlsoIt is actually owned by Sony or Michael, go to Google and do a search for "Sony This Is Also It". One news place, the Huffington Post, is the only media place to mention it. All other results which actually mention a film quote the Huffington Post article. Sony has never said there will be a sequel. And have actually denied the possibility of a sequel.
That's the final piece on this redirecting piece of shit. If you want to follow a hoax website just keep an eye on MJHD.COM for it's next reincarnation. But if you are stupid enough to keep seeing where ThisIsAlsoIt.com redirects you. I suggest you click every dumb fucking link they give to you. Because if you believe this is Sony or Michael you deserve every piece of malware, spyware, and virus they offer up to you.
Peace.
So every day someone just edits the url= section to go to the next alleged clue. Is it Auntie Amy? I don't know 100% either way. What I do know is, as I have stated before, it started as Auntie Amy hid behind the curtain at MJHD.COM; and it's first redirection was to MJHD.COM. It's definitely a possibility.
And for those that really think ThisIsAlsoIt is actually owned by Sony or Michael, go to Google and do a search for "Sony This Is Also It". One news place, the Huffington Post, is the only media place to mention it. All other results which actually mention a film quote the Huffington Post article. Sony has never said there will be a sequel. And have actually denied the possibility of a sequel.
That's the final piece on this redirecting piece of shit. If you want to follow a hoax website just keep an eye on MJHD.COM for it's next reincarnation. But if you are stupid enough to keep seeing where ThisIsAlsoIt.com redirects you. I suggest you click every dumb fucking link they give to you. Because if you believe this is Sony or Michael you deserve every piece of malware, spyware, and virus they offer up to you.
Peace.
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