Two-Faced Justice

Yesterday as Conrad Murray left the court some of the 'Justice4MJ' people were heard shouting "Murray is a murderer". Well, actually they were chanting it as he left.

So what the hell are they going to do if the guy is found innocent by 12 jurors?

They going to say that the decision is wrong? They going to complain there is no justice in the justice system? Or are they actually going to think before they start chanting their judgemental bullshit outside the court?

Let us take a little trip down memory lane, back to 2005, when Michael Jackson was acquitted of all charges.

Michael Jackson was indicted for four counts of molesting a minor, four counts of intoxicating a minor in order to molest him, one count of attempted child molestation, and one count of conspiring to hold the boy and his family captive at his 2,700-acre Neverland Ranch, as well as conspiring to commit extortion and child abduction. On June 13, 2005, the jury found Michael Jackson not guilty on all fourteen charges, which included all of the above plus four lesser-included misdemeanor counts.

So the question remains: Are these people that have promoted themselves to Judge, Jury, and executioner for Conrad Murray really going to say that there was a miscarriage of justice? Because the way I see it - If it is good enough justice to prove Michael Jackson innocent; no matter what the outcome it must also be good enough for Conrad Murray.

The 12 jurors are just ordinary people, like you and me, that have no specific medical training in the 'Propofol' area; and are working with the evidence and facts that were presented in the court room. As Judge Pastor said yesterday; this is the only evidence and facts they may use in reaching their decision. And to be honest, the whole 'medical expert' testimonies confused the hell out of me; but I see it from both sides.

Yes Murray was employed, although he never got paid, to care for Michael Jackson. But if the whole theory for the prosecution is that Murray set up a Propofol drip; and there is no tube for that then a question remains: Why did Murray leave everything else and just take one tube.

And that is going to be one of the many questions that the jury will be discussing I'm sure. And if they can't find a reason for Murray to take one item and leave everything else connected with the alleged Propofol IV drip it leaves reasonable doubt. And as such they cannot find him guilty of the charge of involuntary manslaughter without a shadow of a doubt.

So will the 'Justice4MJ' people forget that 12 jurors gave Michael Jackson an innocent verdict and they agreed with that just because the justice system may do the same to Conrad Murray?

I'm not advocating the justice system is perfect. Far from it. But at the same time it has to be said if it is good enough for one it is good enough for another. Yes mistakes are are made but at the same time it is not a time to become two-faced and say it is good enough for one and not the other.

It reminds me of the old saying "What is good for the goose is good for the gander."

New Propofol Advertising Announced

Today Astra Zeneca announced a new advertising campaign for the drug it markets as Propofol.

Nigel Poole, spokesperson for Astra Zeneca, said: "Ever since last year our company has received a lot of bad press over Propofol. It didn't help that it was the drug allegedly used by Dr. Conrad Murray; and in turn was attributed to the fatal cardiac arrest suffered by Michael Jackson. Through a process of think tanks and research we have decide to use the negative as an advantage and in the fall of this year will be plastering billboards across the United States with our new advertisements."



Some have suggested that Astra Zeneca are merely attempting to make money off of the name Michael Jackson. One such opponent of the new advertising, Brian Oxman said "Its a fucking joke. This man kills the king of pop and then he gets an advertising contract to market the same drug that he used to kill Michael Jackson."

Jermaine Jackson, brother of Michael Jackson, said "I use it all the time. I use it on the wife. I come home and she starts on about my hair looking greasier than a deep fat fryer and shit. So I just give her a shot and tell her that its the hair that makes the money. She usually has about 7 seconds to answer before the Propofol kicks in."

Jason Weinberg, manager of Lindsay Lohan, had this to say "Obviously my client couldn't be here today but she is here in spirit. Lindsay never wanted to get mixed up with Murray in any way but who knows one day they may be in the same correctional facility. How many other people made $25,000 while sitting in jail and rehab?"

Talking about the advertising Conrad Murray said "I got vacations to pay for, I got child support to pay, I got strippers to pay, and I got to eat too. There aint no fucking patients coming to me for medical advice. Hell, some little punk sprayed 'Rot In Hell Dr Death' on my vehicle. When Astra Zeneca contacted me and said I would get $15,000 I jumped all over it. What the fuck do you mean Lindsay Lohan got $25,000? She aint nothing but a skanky fucking whore. I'm worth more than that drunk ass bitch. Get me my fucking lawyer."


The advertising campaign is expected to start in early October.

Cuss Count: Low

Legal Notice: Nobody really was at the announcement as it never happened. All names used are used in satire. Propofol is not really that good for you.

Conrad Drives Me Crazy

At a press conference today, held in downtown Los Angeles, Britney Spears announced a new project she is working on with none other than Dr. Conrad Murray.

"I have seen him on the news, and I was like, who is that guy? and my kids told me it was Dr. Murray. I was like well who is he? They explained things to me. Then my agent contacted Conrad's agent and we decided to do a drug awareness song together." Said Britney at the press conference.

Britney's manager, Jason Trawick, said "Britney is trying to clean up her image. She has been in and out of rehab for a couple of years and her image just needs tweaking to get her back in the mainstream media again. Britney felt doing a drug awareness song with Conrad Murray was a great idea. We tried to talk her out of it but she was as high as a kite - so we let it go."

Ed Chernoff, speaking on behalf of Conrad Murray, who was unable to attend, said "Conrad hopes this raises awareness of how drug misuse can happen to anyone and not just incompetent doctors. He is hoping that this record makes money and looks good for the judge."

A source at Jive Records, who wishes to remain anonymous, said "Seriously, you couldn't make this shit up. I thought I was half-baked when I heard about it. Then when Murray turned up at the studio it was just so fucking surreal. I did notice a little bit of a spark between the two; so who knows maybe romance. Can you make the check out to Tice Merriweather?"

Although the song is being guarded 24/7 as a top secret until the video is shot later this month our anonymous source, Tice, did release to us the lyrics.

Conrad Drives Me Crazy

Britney:
Conrad

ohh
ohh

Conrad, I'm so dependent on you
You got that propofol, what can I do?
Conrad, you inject me in the arm ohh
My head is spinning, don't do me no harm.

Conrad:
Every time I look at you
I see money for the things I do

Chorus by Britney:
Please help me Conrad
I just cant sleep
I'm so drugged up, I'm in too deep
Ohh...Conrad, you make me feel alright
Conrad, your drugs help me sleep at night

Conrad:
Britney, Your so dependent on me
That im the only doctor you will see
Britney, my account is in the red
I'll do CPR on your soft bed

Every time I look at you
I see money for the things I do

[Repeat Chorus by Britney]

Britney:
Help me Conrad, I just can't sleep
Conrad

Help me Conrad baby
With drugs I'm in too deep
...You make me feel alright
Conrad, your drugs help me sleep at night


[Repeat Chorus by Britney]

Please help me Conrad
You make me feel alright
Conrad, your drugs help me sleep at night

The record is expected to be released in May; with an unspecified amount of the sales going to various drug charities.

Britney & Conrad - Could romance be blooming?

Peace.

Legal Notice: Britney Spears has no romantic link to Conrad Murray or Janet Jackson would rip her throat out. Nobody really appeared at the press conference which is good as it is merely satire.

Another Day Another Book

Doesn't matter which country you have been living in it cannot have gone unnoticed that since Michael Jackson's alleged passing that everyone and his brother has released a book concerning Michael Jackson.

Not missing an opportunity to cash in on his brief moment of fame Dr. Conrad Murray, in association with publishers IDG, released his new book at the New York branch of Noble & Barnes.

In a statement read out by his attorney, Ed Chernoff, Conrad Murray had this to say: "I have been portrayed by the media, including TMZ, as an evil man, like I am a voodoo witchdoctor or something. This is not true. I have did my best for Michael Jackson, giving him care, help, and love. I am a man that has been caught in the middle of something which goes a lot deeper than some will ever realize. I know deep in my heart that the truth will prevail."

IDG spokesperson, Mike Sponseller, had this to say: "We at IDG could not have hoped for a better Dummies book to come out right now. Conrad Murray doing a book on Propofol is a publishers dream come true. With all the media attention surrounding Conrad Murray right now this book is going to move off the shelves faster than we can print it. It covers Propofol and other sedative drugs and Conrad Murray, drawing on his extensive knowledge, gives an insight in to the medical world that up until recently we never truly knew about; or even that existed."

When reporters tried to question Conrad Murray on whether the book mentioned Michael Jackson, and the circumstances surrounding Murray's arrest all he would say is "You will have to buy the book to find out."

The book is expected for a national release in the United States on March 15, 2010.

New Conrad Murray Book

Peace.

Legal Notice: Conrad Murray, Ed Chernoff, Mike Sponseller, were never at Barnes & Noble in New York. Nor has it been confirmed that this book will ever be released. This post is merely satire.