Don't bother getting your calculator out. There is no 777. There is no 999. But suddenly numbers are important. They have to be; a thread was started on MJHD.NET saying so. The thread "So... Whats Your Size?" has 6 fucking pages.
Study and LastSevenWords must be shitting themselves that the numbers are now making sense to these fucking retards.
I forgot everything had been cleared up and Michael had not only been found and his comeback date confirmed by TMZ that these fucking crackheads can take the time to discuss their measurements on a 'hoax death' site. Fucking dumb cunts someone will sue the shit out of you for false advertising. Flowers, gold pants, and now their fucking measurements. What the fuck is it a hoax forum for the mentally challenged? I mean the S&M Concentration Camp have lost the plot with all the Illuminati bullshit but they sit proudly with their tin foil hats watching the fucking mentally handicapped retards over at MJHD.NET discussing their fucking sizes.
Wozniack pops in on the thread to declare being a square. No. You are a dumb fuck for encouraging this mindless behavior. Slag.In.The.Dumpster opens up her fucking whining mouth to say "Yay I am a pear." No you are a fucking retarded whining bag of shit that has no right to waste oxygen keeping that fucking pea you call a brain active. Souza and Mo would have this thread locked, blocked, and the Gay SS patrolling for people wanting to post on such a thread.
I have said it before and I'll say it again - Michael could be sitting next to these drooling fucking half-wits and they still wouldn't find him. Fuck, he could be repeatedly punching these fucking turds in the head and they wouldn't find him.
Come on, there are forums for people to discuss sizes on. Weight Watchers most likely has one. And if you are at the other end of the scale Anorexics Anonymous most likely has one too. Get your asses on those forums and discuss your sizes and that shit.
And let us be honest here, your sizes are not going to matter. Michael will take one look at the lobotomy scars and drool - grab his crotch and moonwalk his little white socks out of there.
To save you having to read 6 pages of mindless drivel I did the math work for you. The average size is 37-29-39 allegedly. And the most prominent body shape is a pear.
See Slag.In.The.Dumpster stop harping - your pear shape is just normal so fuck off and cry somewhere. Wait a week and then post 3 more paragraphs about returning. So some two-faced cunts that really want to see your dead body under a bus can give you a bunch of fucking flowers.
Peace.
Legal Notice: There is no actual proof that some of the members of MJHD.NET are retarded half-wits but at the same time the posts speak for themselves.
4/26/2010
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now, now. that ain't nice. I am sorry but I have to defend sam.in.the.city and wozniack. They are both decent people, and are not harming anyone with their behaviour which is IMO the most important thing when looking at this whole mess. I say let people discuss any topic they want, as long as they don't impose it on others... I didn't even feel compelled to enter before you posted it here-the title pretty much explains whats it all about.
Laughing. My. Fucking. Ass. Off.
Honestly Doggie, your insults are the most hysterical shit EVER! I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. I just can't believe those women! Don't they have anything better to do instead of posting their size on a -HOAX- forum?! Maybe they read the comments on this blog accusing them of being fat and lonely bitches who sit all day in front of the computer screen drooling over Michael's private parts, and they wanted to prove they're not, LOL. It seems like the S&M concentration camp and the flower shop are now competing not for which is the best hoax forum, but for which is the best laughing stock of the hoax community.
"And let us be honest here, your sizes are not going to matter. Michael will take one look at the lobotomy scars and drool - grab his crotch and moonwalk his little white socks out of there."
Hahahah! And what's more ridiculous is that some of these people really believe Michael is reading these forums and so they act like tree-hugging hippies to impress him - hence why they are always offering stupid virtual flowers and annoyingly repeating the It's all for L.O.V.E. bullshit. I'm just glad we can see their true colors on this blog.
Great post and so damn true, Doggy!
Stuff like
"I love waterballoonfights, sitting on trees, supersoaker fights, ice cream, KFC food, kidding around, I am shy, here's a pic of me and blah blah blah..."
is posted with the glimmer of hope that MJ'll read it and fall in love -- IMHO.
@d.o.
THAT:
"i would like for Michael to visit this thread & give us some insight on his "size""
"Me too. Even though we get a good idea with those gp's I want measurements!"
"diameter, circumference, length"
is not very decent and harmless.
It's filthy and cheap.
Great comments everybody, except for d.o.'s.
So do people want rules on a forum or not?
Anonymous said: "So do people want rules on a forum or not?"
I don't think it is so much 'rules' on a forum, just a certain amount of commonsense. If you want to discuss Michael Jackson hoaxing his death then MJHD or something similar. If you want to discuss measurements and sizes and such then there are different forums and websites for that.
HAHAHAHA!! OUR PLAN WORKED!! WE KNEW YOU
WOULDGET A BONER FROM OUR "WHAT SIZE ARE YOU?" THREAD!!!!
HAHA!! WE WERE JUST WAITING FOR YOUR LAME ASS TO MAKE A BLOG ABOUT IT!! WE PICKED THAT TITLE ON PURPOSE>>>>THERE WAS ACTUALLY A BET THAT YOU WOULD TAKE THE BAIT.....THAT THREAD WAS DONE ON PURPOSE TO SEE IF YOU WOULD FALL FOR THE RIDICULOUSNESS OF IT.. AND OF COURSE YOU DID!!! LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE WON AGAIN...
AND I HAVE WON A BET!!!
KEEP READING FOLKS, WE ARE LOVING THE ATTENTION!!! LOOKS LIKE Y'ALL NEED A NEW HOBBY!
LOL @ "they sit proudly with their tin foil hats"
@D.O i get that your are a tree hugging hippy-i really do-"make love not war", "see the good in everyone" blah blah blah, but i really think that the incense stick smoke has clouded your judgement or you've been having one too many tokes on the old reefa.That site has lost all crediability due to the self obssesed twats that constantly post mindless drivel about themselves,yes you don't have to read it you can by-pass it but any sane crediable thread is taken over by crap.
but at the moment nothing happens..so what do you expect?? I really prefer a GP thread to "OMG, MJ wanted to do films", "Proof it was MJ at the O2" or "Proof it was a double at the O2" I can`t hear it anymore..
Anonymous said: "HAHAHAHA!! OUR PLAN WORKED!! WE KNEW YOU WOULD GET A BONER FROM OUR "WHAT SIZE ARE YOU?" THREAD!!!! HAHA!! WE WERE JUST WAITING FOR YOUR LAME ASS TO MAKE A BLOG ABOUT IT!! WE PICKED THAT TITLE ON PURPOSE>>>> THERE WAS ACTUALLY A BET THAT YOU WOULD TAKE THE BAIT.....THAT THREAD WAS DONE ON PURPOSE TO SEE IF YOU WOULD FALL FOR THE RIDICULOUSNESS OF IT.. AND OF COURSE YOU DID!!! LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE WON AGAIN...AND I HAVE WON A BET!!! KEEP READING FOLKS, WE ARE LOVING THE ATTENTION!!! LOOKS LIKE Y'ALL NEED A NEW HOBBY!"
Of course it was a bet if you say so. What about the other 100+ pointless threads about such great topics as "baby pictures"? You want to admit the whole forum is just one big bet that people will see how retarded it is getting at MJHD.NET?
lol, I'm not very crafty at seeing good in everyone- quite the contrary. I just don't think this topic deserves the attention. Also, I think MJHD had lost most of it's credibility AGES ago. TBH I would much rather see these kind of topics then the "omg, does this mean he is dead *tragic crying smiley*" newbie ones. However, I do see where you all are coming from, and I can understand why you might feel this way. I think I might've reacted this way, back in the day when I was still passionate about MJHD. Here, flowers for everyone!!! http://bit.ly/bUIZrX
@Anonymous 10:50: I don't visit such threads, so I wouldn't know about these comments. I don't really care much about what goes on in there, as long as they keep it "in the closet" or a public forum, in this case. LOL
Still, while I would never make such comments, I do not think it's something upon which you can judge a person.
Must be a bet the. the whole damn thing. lmao!
@ Anonymous 2:21 AM : Exactely! :) lol!
How much of a low life do you have to be to have a blog where you post about a death hoax site??? If our forum is so lame, then why are you all reading it?? Are you that bored?? GET
A LIFE RETARDS!! We didn't ask for your opinions on our conversations...we are all close friends over at mjhd.net. Are you
feeling left out or something??...BOO HOO!!
Well, we are enjoying your non-stop attention,
so KEEP READING!!!!
Now that's some funny shit right there.
"close friends" LOL!!!
"Close friends"... "feeling left out" wtf??? LMAOROFL!!!!!
It's that fucken retard forevermine_mj, posting in caps. A troubled teen... lmao!
I totally agree with that one comment above:
they all have the minds of retarded 12 year olds. Psychlogical problems and lack of attention. The whole package. A place for psycho dumbasses to give away virtual flowers and hugs. Yeah, right. ROFL!!!!!!
"are you that bored??" yes!! cos watching paint dry is getting toooo entertaining. at least some are trying to do something constructive and are canvassing for the truth, wether it be a murder or a hoax - not sat there salivating over the outline of michael jacksons dick in his gold pants.
so dog? whoever you are, wherever you are keep up the good work old bean. I salute you!!!
"we are all close friends" hhmmmmm....you go a head and keep on saying that to yourself,the men in white coats are just around the corner. how can anyone that you "chat" to over the internet, you have met in a forum be classed as "close friends"...you must be the twat that starts those threads "what size are you?" "what are you listening to?" "highlight of your day" whilst cramming buckets of food down your throat. let me guess- middle of the day- still in your p.js? have'nt brushed your teeth? or combed your hair? have'nt had a wash? curtains still drawn? thats all good cos your "close friends" are all you need
looool @ anon 4:39 AM
I agree it's nice to have your "close friends" around at any time of day..rofl
This is sooo "mellow yellow"....haha.
I couldn't agree with you more.
anonymous 3 goes by the name of "lala" over at MJHD.net. She's not a believer. Goes by the name of "elde" on a non believers board where she likes to post also and make idiotic fun of all believers, stating that they are all not right in the head and need help. she actually believes he's dead. Only nobody is interested in her shit. So she comes here a lot and pretends to be a believer on the hoax forums.
Here's the link to that lamo forum where she is registered as "elde" AND WHERE THEY LIKE BASHING BELIEVERS: http://michaeljacksondeathinvestigation.yuku.com/directory Dumb cunt.. lmao!
Oh so you are all "close friends", huh? LMAO!
Let me just ask you this: Do close friends try to fool you, control you, mind-fuck you and talk shit about you behind your back? 'Cause if that's what you really believe then honey, you need help. And fast.
Very funny comment, Anonymous 4:39 AM.
Buttsizes ..... ? Seriously... ??? Well, if you wanna lose faith in humanity I guess...
LOL and they dare to speak bad about S&M forum...*sigh*
cracks me up hahahaha what a bunch of losers!lmao!
They are not even talking about the hoax anymore it seems? hahahahaha
Better talk about something interesting like the illuminati (btw 80% of the threads are about tmz news etc , Illuminati or Mind-control isn't the main topic ..) than stupid flowers or GP
hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaahhhhaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaha
Now we need the numbers of Jason.....
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