MJHD.NET Proves The Predictions

I said in a couple of previous posts that MJHD.NET could not find Michael Jackson if he was sitting right there next to them fuckers on the couch. And in the topic they prove me right.

I have a little warm glow that I am right but at the same time it is kind of worrying that these flower throwing idiots are investigating the hoax.

In the topic "Guess What's Back!! :O" Secret Dove dons their stupidity helmet and announces to the world that something is back. And at the end of their post give the link to MichaelJacksonDeathHoax.com.

Now from the title of the topic I am guessing that Secret Dove knows about MJHD.COM or they would never have said "Guess What's Back!!" But as they logged in to MJHD.NET to tell the world the ground-breaking news you'd of thought they would realize that MJDH is somewhat different to MJHD - so nothing is back.

I was willing to cut Secret Dove some slack, and presumed they needed pity for their dyslexia as opposed to just correcting their stupidity. But just as I was about to a few more of the flower throwing idiots jumped on the stupid bus to rant about MJHD being back.

Along with their helmets and stupidity passes, without ever actually reading the link people start throwing accusations around like they know what the fuck they are on about. First it is Souza and Mo, then Amy gets thrown in to the mix, and before you know it even I get dragged into the whole mess.

We have to wait for page 2, where Xenogears puts some form of normalcy in and tries to point out the mistakes; not that those already aboard the stupid bus listen.

Then Slag.In.The.City has an idea that maybe I created the forum. Hey Slag.In.The.City read Xenogears comment there is an LOL at the end, it was humor. Don't try to think. Read first and then think, and if you still feel the need then type. Do NOT skip the reading and thinking part though because you look more retarded than usual.

But hold the front page. Someone wants to steal Slag.In.The.City's crown of stupidity. Along comes bittyditty on page 4 to categorically state "That is the address for the original site - Amy's site." No. If you'd read pages 1 to 3 you'd have left the crown with Slag.In.The.City but you thought you'd skip the first few pages. This is NOT Shakespeare and there are no Cliff Notes to cheat with - you have to read.

But like Xenogears another light of genius shines through the dark clouds of stupidity. Ovaltine Jenkins suggests that it could be Silverwolf. Now I'm not willing to stick my neck out like that and say it is but the writing styles and certain errors are the same as Fuckfish made. Personally I'm holding off on making that decision.

Then Xenogears shows why they are top of the class. They mention that 'doggie' has a forum of their own. Indeed I do. Now if only all the drooling morons could get off the stupid bus and learn from Xenogears things would be in better shape.

Rolling on to page 5 along comes bec who obviously got on the bus at the last stop. bec instantly jumps to the defense of Badkolo saying he never stole it and bought and paid for it. bec you need to do your history first. Badkolo didn't actually pay for it, the people of America paid for it. You see he filed bankruptcy and had all his gay debts wiped out. This in turn gets added to the bills of responsible people to make up for the various losses. So he lives at home with his mother because he cannot financially manage his own life. So no he didn't pay for it - everyone in the US who pays their bills paid for it. Which might be why he lives at home with his Mom seems he is putting $300 on a website that is dead in the water so it can redirect to the S&M Concentration Camp. It kind of proves he cannot handle money responsibly and will most likely end up in some welfare line with his boyfriend in tow.

But back to the point of this post. READ ... THINK ... RE-READ ... TYPE. If some of the members actually did that instead of handing out flowers and hugs they might get taken more seriously.

And before all you cunts at MJHD.NET start fucking complaining that I am ripping on all of you - I am not. I'm ripping on the dumb fucks that start commenting without reading the topic; and previous posts by other members. If you fit in that category and you want to bitch about it - go the fuck ahead.

To end on a positive note (I know it is scary) Xenogears, don't get too close to the stupid bus you are too good for that. You are one of the few bright lights in the craziness.

Peace.

Legal Notice: I have no affiliation with any forum involving the letters MJHD in any anagram. The only forum I am affiliated with is Army Of Laugh - which I need to visit more often to be honest.