Inaccuracies In The Autopsy Report

Although the 51 page autopsy report has been considered a fake since its release. It does prove that the hoax is indeed a hoax. This one document has so many inaccuracies and contradictions that when looking at the overall picture with other facts and statements from people surrounding the hoax - it leaves no other option - it has to be a hoax.

The full report is available here; in PDF format and requires a PDF reader (such as Adobe or Foxit) to read it.

So starting at the beginning, page 1, the person autopsied was identified by a driving license. How many people take their driving license to bed? Allegedly Michael was in bed completely knocked out by a cocktail of drugs supplied by Dr. Murray, but just in case he took his driving license with him. That is one fucked up routine. Brush teeth, get in pajamas, put driving license in pajama pocket. Come on; we are meant to believe that he went to bed with his driving license?

Staying with page 1, it states that a Dr. Cooper pronounced Michael dead. Which leads to the question why the hospital never formally announced the death and it was left to Jermaine to do. If the doctor had pronounced Michael dead, and was willing to put his name to it, why not go on TV and just say so?

Page 2 just gets worse. "At around 1200 hours, Dr. Murray found that the decedent was not breathing and he pulled the decedent onto the bedroom floor and began CPR." No, he didn't. The 911 call said he performed CPR on the bed and the 911 operator had to tell the 'qualified' doctor to move him to the floor. Then it goes on to say "Throughout the transport all medical orders were given by Dr. Murray." So when the alleged ambulance allegedly took Michael to the hospital all orders came from Conrad Murray. The guy was doing basic CPR wrong why take orders from him? And in the infamous ambulance photo where was Murray? The ambulance wasn't that big that he could of been lounging in a seat way back. And if he was giving the orders wouldn't he have had to be close to Michael?

Onwards to page 3. The description of the scene. This is just great. It shoots Murray's claims to pieces. "Several empty orange juice bottles, a telephone and lamp were on the tables as well." Hold up. Supposedly there was no phones. Murray said so. Which to be honest always struck me as odd. You live in a fucking mansion and some dumb, incompetent, retard forgets to put in phones. $100,000 per month on rent and no phones. Shit. He could have gone to Best Western for about $2,000 per month and got a free phone in his room. But this one statement does prove one thing - Ed Chernoff is a real attorney because he lies his ass off for his client. Chernoff said Murray did not immediately call 911 because there was no house phone in the room where Jackson was and he could not leave his patient to make the call. So true - better to watch a friend/client not breathing than call 911 for help on a phone that allegedly does not exist.

Page 3 also states "There was a closed bottle of urine atop a chair." Who the fuck wrote this autopsy report - William Shakespeare? Nobody uses the phrase atop. No wonder the police are so bogged down in paperwork. They have to think up words. Investigate a crime and then get out the trusty thesaurus to make sure the report is a literary piece of art.

Also on page 3 it states "The body was positively identified as Micaheal Joseph Jackson by visual comparison to his California drivers license." Great work Sherlock Holmes. The guy supposedly looks like his driving license so it must be him. Case closed. But before you go get Watson for a quick celebratory drink, just one question - Michael's driving license says Michael Joe Jackson so how did you get Joseph?

Pages 5 through 10 are a list of all the medications allegedly found. These were investigated by Elissa J. Fleak. In a article with LA Weekly Elissa Fleak is described as "The coroner’s tribal liaison for Native American remains, and its representative under the Native American Graves Protection and Repatriation Act. It’s her job to determine the ancestry of remains and return the bones to their tribes for proper burial ... When she isn’t returning Native American remains to their ancestral burial grounds, Fleak has another highly specialized, if darker, skill: She unravels the mysteries of how children die." Why is a person who specializes in ancient remains and how children die listing all these alleged medications? Surely the LA Coroners office has someone who specializes in medication.

Page 15 states "The body was not clothed and no clothing is available for review." Wait a minute here. Page 3 clearly states "The decedent was wearing a hospital gown." So no clothes? What Michael left his home in the nude? Who took his clothes? The clothes could be big evidence. There could be DNA from people that were around him just before he allegedly died. If there is no DNA of Murray on there then he couldn't have performed CPR. Critical evidence is missing and nobody gives a shit. Barney Fife would be laughing his ass off.

Page 17 states "Both testes are in the scrotum and are unremarkable and without trauma." Well that clears that up. Dr. Arnie Klien's ex gay lover said that Arnie said Michael was sterile because Joe Jackson kicked Michael in the nuts so hard it left permanent damage. Seriously you couldn't make half this shit up. Michael Jackson's dermatologist's ex gay lover says something and it splashed all over the Internet. Who would trust a guy with a grudge that looks like a cross between a prison inmate and one of the Right Said Fred group?

Page 21 states "The circumstances do not support self-administration of propofol." Well that is Murray's defense shot in the ass. Nice try though. Pity Ed Chernoff didn't read that. This is also confirmed on page 31 where it states "It would have been difficult for the patient to administer the drugs to himself, given the configuration of the IV set-up. Someone with medical knowledge or experience would have started the IV." There is Murrays defense. He didn't know how to do CPR so that brings into question whether he has medical knowledge or experience.

Page 35 takes us back to sperm. Well actually "active spermatogenesis with the usual number of Leydig cells." So once again we told by an autopsy report that Michael was producing sperm and testosterone. So a man comes into hospital allegedly suffering from a cardiac arrest and they are worried if his sperm count is alright? Is it normal procedure to check sperm production? I checked a few other autopsy reports on males that I found scattered on the Internet and not one mentioned anything about sperm. One guy had been shot, another drowned, and the other had suffered a heart attack. So why was this non-important information so important for an autopsy report?

I'll admit that I'm no doctor and a lot of the medical stuff in the autopsy report made no sense to me whatsoever. But the few things pointed out prove without a shadow of a doubt that Michael's alleged death is a hoax. Nobody can get their story straight. People are lying here, there, and everywhere to try and cover up the hoax.

So as a final point - all you Justice4MJ nuts, and other non-believers, that want to see Murray on death row. Read the fucking autopsy report, check it against the other statements, and documents, that have been released and realize that not only is the autopsy report a bag of shit that contradicts all previous statements by everyone it proves that only a false autopsy report would be used in a hoax.

Peace.

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