If You Obey All The Rules You Miss All The Fun

The title of this post is a quote from Katherine Hepburn. And before the MJHD Admins get too excited she was not talking about MJHD.

So the database is corrupted, all the good posters, and members are leaving. Yet the rules remain in effect. The same rules that stop people posting, stop people from thinking, stop the members from expressing themselves.

If you want to read the rules they are here.

So let us look at these rules and see what they actually say:

"We do allow freedom of speech, but note that this is within the confines of the stated rules." - This can basically be translated as you can talk about anything you want as long as we agree with it.

"As members you can make the lives of the admins and mods much easier if you use this function when you come across a post that violates these rules." - This can be read as Please snitch on other members this is guaranteed to cause drama when it is discussed by the Admin with other people.

"All members are valued at MJHD." - You are kidding with this right? It can be read as please support Silverfuck and Nightmare as they screw up the forum.

"This rule includes Private Messages as well." - So you are saying Private messages are not private? How the hell do you intend to enforce this one? This can be read as We will snoop on your private messages.

"There is to be no swearing at MJHD. This is a child-friendly website." - Not sure which church they go to but come on seriously kids swear just as much as adults now. This can be read as Don't swear we are god-fearing Christians and do not want to go to hell.

"Michael Jackson was (and is) a great individual." - Whoa that had to be inherited from Auntie Amy. (and is)? Who forgot to remember he was still alive? That should not be read point blank.

"He also has made several videos, and many women adore him. However, discussing him in a sexual manner is not allowed." - He made more than several. But we'll let that slide. Discussing him in a sexual manner is not allowed? Michael spent 50% of his time on stage grabbing his crotch. Read this bit as you can watch videos of Michael, but don't tell anyone on MJHD what you saw.

"Invading the privacy (i.e., obtaining and posting personal information) of any MJHD Member, Moderator or the admins is forbidden. Privacy is valued at MJHD." - Privacy for for who? Certainly not the people that are constantly harrassed my MJHD. Please read this bit as it is OK to invade the privacy of everyone as long as it is not an MJHD Admin or moderator.

"Bashing his family/friends/associates will not be tolerated." - Even if they turn out to be fakes? You cannot bash his family? What? Read this as you cannot write the truth about how the Jackson family and friends of Michael have acted and profited from all of this.

"In no capacity may members discuss his children." - They have no connection with their father faking his death? There is a difference between bashing the children and discussing them. Read this as we do not want to talk about his kids no matter how important they are and also ignore the posts about them on the forum.

"Posting opinions and theories is allowed. It is highly encouraged." - Encouraged as long as it is not describing Michael as sexy or mentioning the Illuminati or his family or his kids. Read this as only discuss what we tell you to discuss. All other posts will be deleted.

"We will not allow posts that are obviously trying to mislead others into believing something." - Too dumb to even comment on. Read it as do not try to convince people of anything they do already believe. If someone believes Michael is dead let them alone.

"No one is to claim they personally knew MJ either." - So if Miko Brando joins MJHD all his posts will be deleted. Read as we already have a theory what happened we do not want anyone to say that theory is wrong.

"There is to be no discussion about the illuminate." - So it is OK to discuss the Illuminati? Oh sorry, got it. Don't discuss light. Read as we are rednecks and know nothing about this. Do not discuss it as we will look even more stupid than normal.

"It is a hoax-death website. If you want to discuss the illuminate, NWO, etc. then this is not the forum for you." - nwo33mj ring any bells? Read as if you think the illuminate (whoever they are) had any involvement fuck off to Alex Jones' website.

"If you want to know why a thread was locked, deleted, or post edited, then please PM one of the administrators, or one of the moderators." - Who will instantly lie to you. And say they had nothing to do with it and it was someone else. Read this as if a post is locked, deleted, or edited don't complain or the Admins and moderators will discuss you behind your back.

"Finally, have fun." - You have got to be kidding me. Don't discuss anything, don't upset anyone, don't suggest anything to other people, don't talk about all the people involved except for Dr Murray, but have fun. Read this as if you read this far we are still taking the piss out of you.

So that is the rules in a nutshell. I did hear on the grapevine there was a set of rules which mentioned invading Poland but I have not seen these for myself so cannot verify that.

With all the rules, the warning system, it is no wonder that MJHD is dead in the water. Even the Titanic had a chance before it sank - MJHD does not. Abandon ship! Abandon ship!