To Believe Or Not To Believe

Shakespeare is dead; and has been for a few hundred years so the world can steal and fuck his quotes over however they wish.

To believe or not to believe the bullshit that is undergone at the Nazi HQ known as MJDHI. Well, the obvious answer is to not believe anything that falls out the cesspit of the whole hoax.

Front, Back, or Bec, or whoever is claiming to be the insider this week along with the everlasting TS is the official 'inside' voice of the Michael Jackson death hoax? Really? Because I swear to some God that when Front and Back first started the Admin of MJDHI and Bec were so certain that I was Front or Back because we both used the word "Atlas".

But no that has been forgotten now and because Souza and her new pussy-licking bitch Bec have said so Front or Back is actually an insider that knows what is going on. Hang on. Knows what is going on? Is Backwards actually Jackie Jackson? It could be. Hell it might even be Larry King - he's not exactly busy anymore.

What happened to all the other certainties? What happened to the whole "Where The Wild Things Are" theory? What happened to the "Double Bam" theory? Did that canceled because Elvis is in Las Vegas? What happened to the "Twin" theory? What happened to the "Dog Autopsy" theory?

All of these supposed 'on the money' theories are lost in the annals of hoax history because they were nothing more than guesses.

So why are the members of MJDHI so willing to believe that a few fucked up cryptic bullshit quotes and redirects mean anything? Because if they don't they get belittled by the Admin followed by Bec, still liking her lips after licking Souza's ass, and then all the people that will blindly follow these cunts without questioning anything.

Why has none of the members ever asked TS, Front, or Back to just say something in clear English which has not happened, and is not already common knowledge among Michael Jackson fans, that will happen. Come on, surely one of these three insiders can give a clear answer to something that will happen.

Just to give them a helping hand here is the layout that can be used:

DATE: (The exact date of a forthcoming event - after all they are an insider they should know.)
TIME: (OK The time might be difficult - lets make it easy and leave it in Dutch time.)
EVENT: (The exact details of the event. Not something like "An album will be released." And make sure you name where it will take place exactly and who will be there.)
TIME OF POST: (The time they posted it to the forum - so when it is found on the Internet from 3 days ago it can be proven.)

That is not too much to ask. Come on. Supposedly these mental patients are insiders to the biggest hoax in the world. A simple exclusive of an event, with specific details not available anywhere on the 'net, shouldn't be such a hard a thing. And having it in plain English shouldn't be too much to ask. No cryptic bullshit where you have to divide the number of times Bec has dreamed of licking Souza out by the number of times Souza has logged in as people other than herself. Just plain English.

But it won't happen. Why? Because these cum-guzzling sacks of shit know nothing more than anyone else. Don't believe me? Disagree with them and watch how fast you get banned or belittled by the Nazi bitch Admin and her cunt-licking sheep Bec.

And the reason you can't ask questions? Because these lying sacks of shit can't back up anything they say. Not a thing. Nothing they have said was not common knowledge already. And all the numerical mind-fuckery is just that. Look at the mathematical bullshit TS keeps spewing out - the equation changes to fit the answer. If it was all some numerical quest the one constant would be the equation not the answer.

Follow this shit if you want. After all who am I to say what is wrong? But seriously while you read the drivel of supposed 'insider information' at least look at it with an open mind; and not just take what is being forced down your throats as gospel.

Armageddon - The Game Show

Recently, with all the talk about 2012, an idea came to mind about a game show based on the end of the world. It was also put forth that Drew Carey host the show.

Well, neither idea went further than my own my mind. But if it had the script may have looked something like this:

Drew: Hi, and welcome to Armageddon. Where the only prize is staying alive. Tonight we have three contestants hoping to do just that. Danielle why don't you introduce tonight's contestants.

Danielle: OK Drew. Tonight's first contestant is Mya. She is from El Salvador. She is 36 and dabbles in numerology. Our second contestant is Witney, she is from Bethel in New York, she is 28 and she likes to walk in her spare time. And our final contestant tonight is Christopher. He is 31, lives in Jerusalem, and is a minister for the church.

Drew: Thanks Danielle. And welcome contestants to the show. Just in case you haven't seen it before, although I know you have, let me run down on the rules. All the questions tonight will be about Armageddon, the apocalypse, end times, call it what you will. The winner will get a chance at the final to go for eternal happiness; while the two losers will be thrown in the pit of eternal damnation. Don't worry folks its just a mix of jello and sulphur. So without further ado on to the first question.

Christopher: Excuse me. But you cannot decide who gets eternal damnation.

Drew: Don't worry about the details at this point Christopher it is after all only a game. So, get your fingers on the buzzers as we press on with question one. OK. How many times have the Jehovah Witnesses predicted that Armageddon was knocking on your door?

--BUZZ--

Christopher: Too many. No man knows the day or the hour.

Drew: I'm liking your style Christopher but that is the wrong answer. Mya or Witney care to take a stab at the answer?

--BUZZ--

Witney: Seven.

Drew: Nope I'm sorry. Wrong answer. Mya would you like to take a guess?

Mya: Four.

Drew: Not even close. The correct answer is eight. 1875, 1914, 1915, 1918, 1920, 1925, 1941, and 1975. And we are still waiting. So no score on that one. Second question. When will the world end?

--BUZZ--

Mya: December 21, 2012 at approximately 12.21 PM.

Drew: Sorry Mya not the answer I have on the card. Witney, Christopher, take a guess.

--BUZZ--

Christopher: No man knows the day or the hour.

Drew: Look the answer wasn't right the first time so what the hell made you think it would be right this time?

Christopher: That is what my Dad told me.

Drew: Well your Dad is wrong too. Witney take a guess.

Witney: I agree with Christopher.

Drew: If it wasn't right for him. What makes you think it would be right for you? Did you even listen to the question?

Witney: Yes, but the New World Translation Bible says that no man know the day or the hour.

Drew: Well we are not using some Bible translated by five guys not qualified to translate. And for your information the whole "No man knoweth the day and the hour" speech is about the second coming of Christ not Armageddon. So lets just drop it OK. Armageddon will happen whenever the Fox Network manages to squeeze in to their schedule. That is the answer I have on my card. That is what the Fox Network will accept as the only answer. And for a bonus point who on the Fox Network will announce Armageddon?

--BUZZ--

Christopher: Bill O' Reilly because he is in league with the devil himself.

Drew: Thank fucking God for that. We finally have a correct answer. With that we'll go to a break. You have two minutes but don't go changing channels.

[The usual junk is advertised at this point. Some law firm hoping you'll sue the shit out of someone so they can take their 33% percent of the settlement. Medical insurance; which if you get out of your seat and read the microscopic small print is only valid while you are well enough to not need it. And a whole bunch of sex related items including dildos, vibrators, condoms, Viagra, and some lubrication.]

Drew: Welcome back. Christopher is in the lead but at this stage of the quiz it is anyone's. Why do Jehovah Witnesses knock on your door at the most inappropriate time?

--BUZZ--

Witney: To spread the message of Jehovah and warn people of the impending Armageddon that is to happen very soon.

Drew: I'm sorry. That wasn't really a question. I was just thinking aloud. But I meant their timing. Usually when I'm busy. Anyway. Question three. When was Jesus born?

--BUZZ--

Christopher: December 25, 1AD.

Drew: Still buying that story? I'm sorry it is the wrong answer.

--BUZZ--

Mya: According to the long calender Jesus was born on September 6, 3AD.

Drew: Wrong. Go on Witney take a stab.

Witney: Jesus was not born.

Drew: What the fuck?

Witney: Well he wouldn't celebrate his birthday so it doesn't matter when he was born.

Drew: Oh aren't you just the barrel of fun. I'm sure you are the life of the party. The correct answer, according to James Ussher, and he should know, is 4 AD. He never picked an exact date so you could have picked any.

Christoper: But if AD stands for Anno Domini, and means in the year of our Lord, how could Jesus be born 4 years in the year of himself?

Drew: Hey. Hey. Hey. I'm the one getting the big fat paycheck to ask the questions not you. And for your information I don't write the answers so don't ask me anything. Got it. Your losing your point for that. Moving on to question four. What is the Pope's full name?

--BUZZ--

Christopher: Bishop of Rome, Vicar of Christ, Successor of the Prince of the Apostles, Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church, Primate of Italy, Archbishop and Metropolitan of the Roman Province, Sovereign of the State of the Vatican City, Servant of the Servants of God.

Drew: What was all that?

Christopher: The official titles that the Pope goes by.

Drew: Well, mister know-it-all I didn't ask for his title I asked for his name. So you are wrong. Mya, Witney, care to take a guess?

--BUZZ--

Mya: Dave?

Drew: Nope. Not even close. Witney take a guess.

Witney: Whats a Pope?

Drew: No more fucking questions from you three. I ask the questions. The correct answer is Joseph Aloisius Ratzinger; which is worth a lot of points in a game of Scrabble. For a bonus point; where was he born?

--BUZZ--

Christopher: The Vatican.

Drew: Dumbass. Anyone?

--BUZZ--

Mya: Germany.

Drew: Thank you. There is a God. You got it right. You are now in the lead as we go to the final question. What was created first?

--BUZZ--

Witney: Light.

Drew: Wrong.

--BUZZ--

Christopher: Darkness.

Drew: It was already dark. Nobody had to create it. You can't create something that is already there.

--BUZZ--

Drew: Mya you are the only one who can answer. You don't have to buzz.

Mya: Night.

Drew: No. Pay attention. If darkness was not right then obviously night which is dark is not going to be right either. The correct answer is God. Someone had to create God so he could create everything else. Don't ask me who created him because I don't know. I'm just a game show host. We are going to take another short break while I beat some sense into these three worthless contestants.

[Even the commercial breaks are repeated. And it is once again the same shit as before. If you really care scroll back up and read it again. If not just carry on.]

Drew: Welcome back. As I look at the scores, not that I need to, Mya is today's winner with one point; and goes on to play Final Judgement. Witney and Christopher must take the plunge into eternal damnation.

[Witney walks forward makes a little prayer to Jehovah and jumps into the pit of damnation. The audience cheer like crazy. Christopher is hesitant but Danielle comes out with a ten foot barge pole and pushes him into the pit of damnation. Once again the audience cheer.]

Drew: OK Mya. It is on to Final Judgement. Danielle tell Mya what she could win.

Danielle: Final Judgement. Where the only prize is redemption. Choose one question from a possible, which we like to call the "Trivial Trinity", answer that question correctly and you win. Get the question wrong and you join the other contestants in the pit of damnation.

Drew: OK Mya pick a question from the Trivial Trinity.

Mya: One.

Drew: OK, tonight you are going with one. Let me open the envelope. The topic for your question is Superheroes. Are you feeling confident Mya?

Mya: Not really.

Drew: Good. Lets get this over with. In a 3-way fight between Batman, Superman, and Spiderman who would win?

Mya: Um. Um.

Drew: I'm going to have to hurry you.

Mya: Spiderman.

Drew: So close yet so far. The correct answer is Superman. Superman would team up with Batman, as they have done many times before, and once Spiderman is defeated Superman would take out Batman. Seriously would you bet against a man that can mess with time? Well I'm sorry Mya off to the pit you go.

[Mya heads over to the pit and takes a leap in; unfortunately landing on Witney.]

Drew: Well that is it for tonight folks. Nobody is saved. Join me tomorrow when three more contestants try for Redemption. And remember 666 is just a number unless it is the zeroes on my paycheck. Goodnight folks.

Michael Jackson Is Dead

Yes, you read the title correctly; and no you didn't just wake up in 2009.

Many believe that Michael Jackson faked his death on June 25, 2009. But two and half years later it is difficult to see it still as some kind of hoax; or game.

Let us be honest here, for a while, no matter what your belief in the situation is and admit that dying has been good business for Michael Jackson and the whole Jackson family.  According to the prosecution in the Conrad Murray case Michael Jackson would have made approximately $100 million. And since his death, up to June 2011, he, or his estate depending on your view, has earned over $1 billion.

So with profits like that it is no wonder Michael Jackson may have faked his death. But whether he did or did not is beside the point.

Looking at a couple of the theories that exist that suggest Michael Jackson faked his death; nothing adds up.

Death threats is one reason that is always thrown in to the pot as to why Michael Jackson may have faked his death. But that was two and a half years ago. If the threat hasn't gone by now it never will and therefore if he did fake his death he is never going to come out of hiding.

Witness Protection is another option that is always put out when considering Michael Jackson hoaxed his death. Two and a half years of protection for what? Witness protection is so you can testify against some major crime. That hasn't happened.

And the final option is that Michael Jackson faked his death to simply cash in and clear his debts. Well, if that is the case he better never come back because there is going to be a ton of pissed off people that would most likely mean his next death is not faked.

So, as I see it, and it is just my opinion, Whether Michael Jackson faked his death or not he may as well be dead because he is never coming back.

Christmas Is Here

Well, in actual fact it is just around the corner. And with that in mind is it time to start ending various things that are in the world.

Let us start with the fur trade. What sort of person really wants to wear the fur of an animal that was slaughtered just so they can get a nice fur lining on some piece of clothing? I mean, 50 years ago, the Nazis were making lampshades out of human skin and were classed as barbarians. What really gives mankind the right to slaughter an animal just for its fur? I mean the leather industry is fine - as McDonalds is going to make sure all the cows get killed any way so it is more of a by-product. But there is nobody eating an angora rabbit burger. Anyone seen wearing fur, fake or real, deserves to be covered in red paint.

Next; the Jehovah Witnesses. What the hell sort of Christian religion does not celebrate Christmas? Seriously, It is because Jesus was allegedly born in the Summer and therefore December is the wrong month. But does it matter if you celebrate the birth of the saviour of mankind in July or December? Surely as God-fearing Christians celebrating his son's birth is a good thing. These miserable bastards won't even celebrate their own birthday. Why not? Is it such a bad thing to celebrate Jehovah keeping you alive one more year? Even the Amish celebrate birthdays and them poor bastards have no electric, telephone, or television.

Movie remakes. Why? And who gets paid for these? It is not like anybody had to actually do any thinking. Just watch a movie from the seventies or eighties and shoot it again with different actors. But it isn't just that movie remakes are pointless; they are never as good as the original. The Omen, first created in 1976, and then remade in 2006 is a prime example of why movies should not be remade. The original was a horror based on atmosphere and suspense. The remake was an abortion in comparison; it totally lost the point of the original. A Nightmare On Elm Street is another great example. The original from 1984, starring Robert Englund, was a classic. Then in 2010 they remake it, without Robert Englund, without the wit and sarcasm of Freddy, and they just ruin it. They even spend nearly 15 minutes proving that Freddy was burned alive for being a pedophile. Nobody cares why Freddy was burned alive. It is not real; otherwise Freddy would of died in the fire.

Governments. What is the point? Governments do nothing but waste money and fuck things up. Looking at the U.S. you have two federal departments BCP (Border & Customs Patrol) and ICE (Immigration & Customs Enforcement) doing the same job by their department names. If BCP are patrolling the borders and doing customs surely they don't need ICE doing customs too? Its an overlap; it is a reason to throw money away. And by the media reports neither department is doing that great at what they are meant to be doing. If the government was a company that actually answered to shareholders and the like it would have been liquidated years ago. There is so much overlap in the U.S. government that nobody is doing anything because they all think someone else in a different department is doing their job. And it isn't just the U.S. government; the U.K. government is closing Unemployment Offices while unemployment rises. Shows just how much the government know, and care, when the people who need them get shafted. And then these politicians wonder why they only last 4 years in office.

People pretending to be homeless. And we are not talking about Homeless Dave who is a mere character. We are talking about the scum that go out on a daily basis pretending to be homeless and begging for cash from strangers. It is time for these fuckers to be arrested and charged for fraud. Because some people give to these fakes and then the real homeless people, the ones that really need help, miss out. These fake homeless people are worse than prostitutes; at least when you see a prostitute on the street you know she really is a prostitute and not some con artist who is only pretending to have sex for cash. And for those wondering you can usually tell the prostitutes by the way they walk - just imagine John Wayne.

Criminals. Nearly everyone at some time breaks the law. But you have a select that continually break the law and are in and out of jail and prison their whole life. There should be a cut-off point. Break the same law three times and you are executed in a public place while the public look on. Watch the crime rate drop.

Political correctness has to go. You can't say anything without offending someone. You can't say Merry Christmas because you may offend someone who doesn't celebrate. You cant say people are fucking stupid you have to be polite and say they are mentally challenged. Sorry, but if the worse thing that happens in your life is that someone says you are fucking stupid - your life will be fine without a bunch of soft bastards worried that someone may actually say what they think.

Christmas may be the season to be jolly but under no terms does it say it is the season we give up the right to think and say what we think.

I'm going to end this post with a famous Christmas quote: "Bah! Humbug."

Question Everything

If you were one of the few that started this long, long, journey back in 2009 you are 2 years in on a journey that may never end - kind of like a Mr Magoo Mystery tour.

But just because it may never end does not mean people should stop questioning things.

OK. That is the safe version over. So anyone easily offended may want to leave right now as it is about to go old school MJHDC.

What the fuck are some of these ignorant fuckers thinking? Following dumbass wannabe basement dwellers like mjviva on Twittter like they really are Michael Jackson; or when their story changes that they are in contact with Michael Jackson at the very least. And to avoid the whole retarded "mjviva never said they were MJ" shit from these dumb fucks that think mjviva is on the level I'll embed the video here with mjviva's tweets in it. So if you want to fucking complain that mjviva never said they were Michael Jackson - watch the video, go back read their fucking tweets and then decide if you want to look like a retarded abortion by defending the statement that "mjviva never said they were MJ".




As far as I am aware Katherine Jackson is not some mad scientist that has been cloning her children in the basement. How many fucking Michael Jacksons are people going to follow? Come on, there can only be one Michael Jackson.

I'm now going to name some people that you may or may not have heard of. These people were around at the beginning and may, or may not, still be investigating the hoax in their own way - AnnaK, Ghostie, Eternal, Tee, Souza, and many more. These people, along with countless others, put in the work at the beginning. Questioning every little detail. Questioning anyone who even hinted at knowing something. Tore apart every statement looking for the truth. Uncovered many details and many people claiming to be something they are not.

(Yes it pained me to include Souza. But in all seriousness her and Mo were damn good investigators in this whole hoax before they went off the rails. So credit where credit is due.)

But that was back then. Now is a bit different. Now people will believe anything and everything that some fuck throws their way. What has mjviva ever proven?

Did mjviva say they were Michael Jackson? Yes.


Did mjviva call the trial result? No.


Did mjviva say MJ would return in November or December? Yes.


Did mjviva then change that prediction to no comeback? Yes.

So over 1000 retarded waste of semen want to believe that shit and follow mjviva? Go ahead. But don't drag me into the same retarded world.

Do I believe? Sort of; there is some doubt. Do I want to be labeled a believer? Fuck no. Because to be honest, right now the believers are looking like a bunch of abortions with 1 brain cell shared among them. And the good news is that it is going to get worse and worse. Because any bored person who wants a bit of attention is going to pretend to be Michael Jackson on Twitter, Facebook, or Google+.

So in a few months time George W. Bush would leap over 300 burning believers to put Alex Jones out. And remember when that day comes you all created it by allowing.

But that is just a possibility. The future can be changed. Start questioning every little thing. Start asking people that are giving cryptic tweets to be clear. Make them answer clear 'yes or no' questions. If they won't answer with a clear answer, rather than the usual cryptic bullshit, you can pretty much guess they are hiding something - and it isn't Michael Jackson.

The vast majority I have seen involved in looking at the hoax have shown they are smarter, more intelligent, than the current state of the hoax. So now is either the time to prove it or go down in history as a bunch of delusional wastes of oxygen that spent months believing Michael Jackson was an egg.

But, and this is an important but, don't take my word for it. Go in the archives of MJ-Kit, the archives of MJHD, and other forums. See what was happening 2 years ago. And then you'll see why, whether people believe or not, the hoax is doomed on its current path.