I finally snapped and bowed down to requests for a forum. It can be found at:
Eventually it will make its way to the actual blog on a separate page - but there are some HTML issues with BlogSpot which I am ironing out.
There are no rules at the forum. It is merely somewhere for anyone, and everyone, to voice their opinions and discuss things which they want to air - which just don't seem to fit in a comment on a blog.
There are no moderators, there is only one Admin - and I have no intention of growing a little "Hitler" mustache.
The only issue some will have is that anyone can say anything they want which may be a little disturbing to some; but as the saying goes "If you can't stand the heat get the fuck out the kitchen."
I know the world needs another forum like Joe Jackson needs more money; but it is there.
Peace.
3/03/2010
3/02/2010
Join The Army
No need to get your guns out, no basic training necessary, and camouflage makeup is totally optional.
Now is the time to say "Enough of all this dictator bullshit!" We can all complain about how a forum is run, we can all complain that the admin is a waste of fucking space, we can even complain that the other members are retarded morons with no right to waste oxygen by staying alive. But in the end where does it get you? Absolutely nowhere.
If you complain the thread gets deleted, locked, or comes completely overrun with people kissing the admin's ass and saying what a fan-fucking-tastic job the admin is doing and how they would one day like to procreate with the admin. If you complain too badly you are banned and your user name gets added to the list of unmentionables.
But complaining gets you nowhere. We already realize that some admins don't care about complaints unless it is one of their little minions that is complaining. So what can you do? Walk away with your head held high - no bitching or complaining on the forum. But just before you walk off remember that everything you posted on the forum is actually your "intellectual property" unless otherwise clearly stated.
There is at present (March 02, 2010) not any statement on the S&M Forum (legally you cannot bury the rules or guidelines in the middle of an unrelated forum or topic and expect people to obey them). MJHD.NET has no rule concerning ownership of information either. And out of all the forums checked out none actually have anything connected to the forum to state that information posted is owned by the admin.
So if you are tired of drama, bullshit, or dictatorship on a forum just simply PM a moderator or admin and ask that your account be deactivated or closed and that all YOUR posts be removed under the Intellectual Property laws that exist. The only way this can be got round is if a forum accepts anonymous posting where the post is not linked to a user name or email address which makes it identifiable.
At present if your post is quoted on the forum or anywhere else on the Internet it is considered to be used under the Fair Use terms. So if your post is quoted, although your post may be deleted the quoted version will, and can, remain.
Personally I suggest everyone start a blog, or a forum, and if you want to warn others, or just tell others about your experiences at certain forums, you have a platform to do so. Blogspot by Google, Blog.com, and Wordpress make things so easy (even a dog can do it).
Then join the army. No, don't head off to Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, or any other foreign country, join the Army of L.A.U.G.H. It is not a group, it has no Facebook, it has no Twitter, it is not on MySpace and there are no weekly meetings to attend. Army of L.A.U.G.H is merely a psychological thing - just basically saying "Hey I'm looking into a hoax death here, I don't need drama, I don't need bullshit, and I don't need dictatorship - I'm here to investigate and at the same time enjoy myself." You don't have to even sign up for the Army of L.A.U.G.H you just know you are in it by the way you feel.

Peace.
Legal Notice: The Army of L.A.U.G.H is not a group, nor is it a militia organization. It is merely people being happy and enjoying themselves. In no way is it linked to Army of L.O.V.E.
Now is the time to say "Enough of all this dictator bullshit!" We can all complain about how a forum is run, we can all complain that the admin is a waste of fucking space, we can even complain that the other members are retarded morons with no right to waste oxygen by staying alive. But in the end where does it get you? Absolutely nowhere.
If you complain the thread gets deleted, locked, or comes completely overrun with people kissing the admin's ass and saying what a fan-fucking-tastic job the admin is doing and how they would one day like to procreate with the admin. If you complain too badly you are banned and your user name gets added to the list of unmentionables.
But complaining gets you nowhere. We already realize that some admins don't care about complaints unless it is one of their little minions that is complaining. So what can you do? Walk away with your head held high - no bitching or complaining on the forum. But just before you walk off remember that everything you posted on the forum is actually your "intellectual property" unless otherwise clearly stated.
There is at present (March 02, 2010) not any statement on the S&M Forum (legally you cannot bury the rules or guidelines in the middle of an unrelated forum or topic and expect people to obey them). MJHD.NET has no rule concerning ownership of information either. And out of all the forums checked out none actually have anything connected to the forum to state that information posted is owned by the admin.
So if you are tired of drama, bullshit, or dictatorship on a forum just simply PM a moderator or admin and ask that your account be deactivated or closed and that all YOUR posts be removed under the Intellectual Property laws that exist. The only way this can be got round is if a forum accepts anonymous posting where the post is not linked to a user name or email address which makes it identifiable.
At present if your post is quoted on the forum or anywhere else on the Internet it is considered to be used under the Fair Use terms. So if your post is quoted, although your post may be deleted the quoted version will, and can, remain.
Personally I suggest everyone start a blog, or a forum, and if you want to warn others, or just tell others about your experiences at certain forums, you have a platform to do so. Blogspot by Google, Blog.com, and Wordpress make things so easy (even a dog can do it).
Then join the army. No, don't head off to Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, or any other foreign country, join the Army of L.A.U.G.H. It is not a group, it has no Facebook, it has no Twitter, it is not on MySpace and there are no weekly meetings to attend. Army of L.A.U.G.H is merely a psychological thing - just basically saying "Hey I'm looking into a hoax death here, I don't need drama, I don't need bullshit, and I don't need dictatorship - I'm here to investigate and at the same time enjoy myself." You don't have to even sign up for the Army of L.A.U.G.H you just know you are in it by the way you feel.

Peace.
Legal Notice: The Army of L.A.U.G.H is not a group, nor is it a militia organization. It is merely people being happy and enjoying themselves. In no way is it linked to Army of L.O.V.E.
3/01/2010
How To Download Youtube Videos
Over at MJHD.NET, forum member TrueFan asks about downloading Youtube videos. The only reply so far is to use the website KeepVid.COM.
Now although KeepVid does a good enough job most of the time it is known to have issues when the KeepVid website is overloaded. So without further ado here is my method for downloading videos from Youtube (this is merely one method and I am not saying that it is the best method just what I do).
That is it. You can now download videos in Youtube and a load of other video hosting sites.
A word on the Youtube formats when DownloadHelper gives choices.
By no means is this the definitive guide to using DownloadHelper & Firefox to download Youtube videos - merely how I achieve it. Also DownloadHelper will download a whole variety of file formats from other websites too.
Peace.
Now although KeepVid does a good enough job most of the time it is known to have issues when the KeepVid website is overloaded. So without further ado here is my method for downloading videos from Youtube (this is merely one method and I am not saying that it is the best method just what I do).
- Install Firefox web browser (Windows or Mac OSX).
- In Firefox install the add-on called DownloadHelper (Link)
That is it. You can now download videos in Youtube and a load of other video hosting sites.
A word on the Youtube formats when DownloadHelper gives choices.
- HQ18 - 480x360 pixels resolution (4:3 ratio) recorded at 512 kbps.
- HQ22 - 1280x720 pixels resolution (16:9 ratio) recorded at 2000 kbps.
- HQ35 - 854x480 pixels resolution (16:9 ratio) recorded at 900 kbps.
By no means is this the definitive guide to using DownloadHelper & Firefox to download Youtube videos - merely how I achieve it. Also DownloadHelper will download a whole variety of file formats from other websites too.
Peace.
Google Logo Announced
In a press conference today Google announced a new logo which will be used. The logo incorporates the eye of providence which is so prominent in Freemasonry and Illuminati history.
The logo was uncovered at a private press conference by Google spokesman Scott Rubin. When Rubin took the stage at the Palm Springs hotel in California the speakers sounded "Fanfare For The Illuminati" a piece of music written by one of the original Illuminati members; Johan Simon Mayr.
"This is not merely a new logo it is Google's New World Order logo. This is the moment we have been waiting for. This is truly it. The sign that many have waited for - that the final steps in Google's world domination are nearing." said Rubin as the logo was displayed on a 24 foot screen behind him.
"Many have suggested, and guessed, that Google was part of something bigger - we now prove them all to be correct. But the one thing that they all got wrong is that Google is not merely a layer in some mythical pyramid but the very pinnacle." continued Rubin as the shocked media looked on.
Alex Jones took his place at the podium, on the right hand side of Rubin. "I told you this was coming but you wouldn't listen. I tried to tell you so you would be prepared but nobody listened. Now it is here, now it is finally complete - world domination through currency, media, technology, and politics. You thought I was warning you, how wrong you were, I was preparing you so that the shock was not so harsh. This truly is the end game."
When questioning started Rubin refused to answer any questions concerning Google's world domination and how they expected to run the world. But when questioned by Fox News host Glen Beck about what information Google held Rubin replied "We hold every bit of information ever created, we spent years pretending to be a search engine, pretending to gather data so that it could be found. In reality we were gathering information about everyone."
As the media looked on aghast at what was unfolding in front of them Scott Rubin and Alex Jones left the stage.
Peace.
Legal Notice: Scott Rubin is indeed a Google spokesman, but never took part in a press conference announcing the New World Order and Google's plans of world domination. Alex Jones has never admitted being an Illuminati henchman. All, or parts, of this post may be satire rather than real news.
The logo was uncovered at a private press conference by Google spokesman Scott Rubin. When Rubin took the stage at the Palm Springs hotel in California the speakers sounded "Fanfare For The Illuminati" a piece of music written by one of the original Illuminati members; Johan Simon Mayr.
"This is not merely a new logo it is Google's New World Order logo. This is the moment we have been waiting for. This is truly it. The sign that many have waited for - that the final steps in Google's world domination are nearing." said Rubin as the logo was displayed on a 24 foot screen behind him.
"Many have suggested, and guessed, that Google was part of something bigger - we now prove them all to be correct. But the one thing that they all got wrong is that Google is not merely a layer in some mythical pyramid but the very pinnacle." continued Rubin as the shocked media looked on.
Alex Jones took his place at the podium, on the right hand side of Rubin. "I told you this was coming but you wouldn't listen. I tried to tell you so you would be prepared but nobody listened. Now it is here, now it is finally complete - world domination through currency, media, technology, and politics. You thought I was warning you, how wrong you were, I was preparing you so that the shock was not so harsh. This truly is the end game."
When questioning started Rubin refused to answer any questions concerning Google's world domination and how they expected to run the world. But when questioned by Fox News host Glen Beck about what information Google held Rubin replied "We hold every bit of information ever created, we spent years pretending to be a search engine, pretending to gather data so that it could be found. In reality we were gathering information about everyone."
As the media looked on aghast at what was unfolding in front of them Scott Rubin and Alex Jones left the stage.
Peace.
Legal Notice: Scott Rubin is indeed a Google spokesman, but never took part in a press conference announcing the New World Order and Google's plans of world domination. Alex Jones has never admitted being an Illuminati henchman. All, or parts, of this post may be satire rather than real news.
2/28/2010
Google And The New World Order
Over at the S&M concentration camp they seem to have run out of musical stars to blame the Illuminati on; which is a pity as I was waiting with bated breath for the exposing of the Backstreet Boys as nothing more than Illuminati masters and then finding out that as Justin Timberlake was the successful one he must be the Illuminati kingpin.
But alas, it is no longer the musical superstars that are being picked on as Illuminati masters or slaves but Google.
Seriously, there is a thread entitled "Illuminati Symbol On Google". No shit. If you go to image search and type in "Illuminati symbol" there is actually thousands of them - actually 72,600 (with SafeSearch turned off).
So the search engine giant is nothing more than an Illuminati plot to control us all. There is only one problem with this theory - that being that if you type "Illuminati Secrets" into Google it gives you 944,000 results (once again with safe search off).
Now as this mystical Illuminati are supposed to be all-powerful, all-knowing, and really clever would it not make sense that Google would block searches for "Illuminati Secrets" rather than just revealing everything to the world and his brother? And if Google are indeed tied in with the whole Illuminati scam then they won't be for much longer.
Illuminati Leader: Excuse me Google can I have a word?
Google: Sure thing Master.
Illuminati Leader: Something very disturbing has been brought to my attention.
Google: What is that Master? I swear that virgin we sacrificed was a virgin. Dave, told me his brother went parking once with her but nothing happened.
Illuminati Leader: What? Oh her, yes I am sure she was. No it was another matter.
Google: If it is about that owl statue I was nowhere near it when it got knocked over. I'm thinking Beyonce with her big booty did that.
Illuminati Leader: Beyonce? What are you gibbering about?
Google: Oh, you didn't know about the statue?
Illuminati Leader: No. What I am concerned with is your lack of secrecy.
Google: Hey? I never told your wife you wear lace underwear beneath your robes.
Illuminati Leader: No. Shut up, I mean the secrets of the brotherhood.
Google: Sorry Master but you have lost me.
Illuminati: I was at your search engine and I typed in Illuminati Secrets and got 944,000 results detailing all our plans.
Google: It is a complex algorithm so 944,000 results is good. Did you try some of the more complex searches?
Illuminati Leader: No I didn't. You can't be telling people are plans and secrets.
Google: That is what a search engine does. People look for things and I help them find it. You want Britney Spears naked I can find you 1,120,000 links in less than a second.
Illuminati Leader: I don't care if that washed up hag is naked or not. I must ask you to turn your robe in.
Google: What? My robe? But I didn't do anything.
Illuminati Leader: You gave our plans and secrets to all those that looked for them.
Google: Sorry about that. OK fair enough. I'll go. I'm Google I'll start my own Illuminati - maybe I will call it Goominati.
Illuminati Leader: Get out, and never darken these hallowed halls again.
(As Google is leaving he can be heard muttering under his breath)
Google: Good job he never checked the book search, 2,910 books on this place.
Peace.
Legal Notice: There is no proof that Google is attached to the Illuminati and as they host this blog it would be stupid to say so without proof. Google is not a person and therefore does not really speak. Illuminati Leader is a real person, Rothschild, who had nothing to do with this post.
But alas, it is no longer the musical superstars that are being picked on as Illuminati masters or slaves but Google.
Seriously, there is a thread entitled "Illuminati Symbol On Google". No shit. If you go to image search and type in "Illuminati symbol" there is actually thousands of them - actually 72,600 (with SafeSearch turned off).
So the search engine giant is nothing more than an Illuminati plot to control us all. There is only one problem with this theory - that being that if you type "Illuminati Secrets" into Google it gives you 944,000 results (once again with safe search off).
Now as this mystical Illuminati are supposed to be all-powerful, all-knowing, and really clever would it not make sense that Google would block searches for "Illuminati Secrets" rather than just revealing everything to the world and his brother? And if Google are indeed tied in with the whole Illuminati scam then they won't be for much longer.
Illuminati Leader: Excuse me Google can I have a word?
Google: Sure thing Master.
Illuminati Leader: Something very disturbing has been brought to my attention.
Google: What is that Master? I swear that virgin we sacrificed was a virgin. Dave, told me his brother went parking once with her but nothing happened.
Illuminati Leader: What? Oh her, yes I am sure she was. No it was another matter.
Google: If it is about that owl statue I was nowhere near it when it got knocked over. I'm thinking Beyonce with her big booty did that.
Illuminati Leader: Beyonce? What are you gibbering about?
Google: Oh, you didn't know about the statue?
Illuminati Leader: No. What I am concerned with is your lack of secrecy.
Google: Hey? I never told your wife you wear lace underwear beneath your robes.
Illuminati Leader: No. Shut up, I mean the secrets of the brotherhood.
Google: Sorry Master but you have lost me.
Illuminati: I was at your search engine and I typed in Illuminati Secrets and got 944,000 results detailing all our plans.
Google: It is a complex algorithm so 944,000 results is good. Did you try some of the more complex searches?
Illuminati Leader: No I didn't. You can't be telling people are plans and secrets.
Google: That is what a search engine does. People look for things and I help them find it. You want Britney Spears naked I can find you 1,120,000 links in less than a second.
Illuminati Leader: I don't care if that washed up hag is naked or not. I must ask you to turn your robe in.
Google: What? My robe? But I didn't do anything.
Illuminati Leader: You gave our plans and secrets to all those that looked for them.
Google: Sorry about that. OK fair enough. I'll go. I'm Google I'll start my own Illuminati - maybe I will call it Goominati.
Illuminati Leader: Get out, and never darken these hallowed halls again.
(As Google is leaving he can be heard muttering under his breath)
Google: Good job he never checked the book search, 2,910 books on this place.
Peace.
Legal Notice: There is no proof that Google is attached to the Illuminati and as they host this blog it would be stupid to say so without proof. Google is not a person and therefore does not really speak. Illuminati Leader is a real person, Rothschild, who had nothing to do with this post.
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