Showing posts with label TMZ. Show all posts
Showing posts with label TMZ. Show all posts

4/10/2013

Talking With Homeless Dave

There has been some debate over the last few months. Some thought he was hiding, while others thought he had finally been arrested and executed. But in a revealing talk Homeless Dave explains himself.

Doggie: Well look who the cat dragged in. And where have you been the last few months?
Dave: I went on a journey of self-discovery, to find myself.
Doggie: And that journey obviously didn't include a shower.
Dave: I'm living the bohemian lifestyle now.
Doggie: No. You are just lazy. I doubt you even know what it means.
Dave: Actually I do.
Doggie: Keep telling yourself that. So, now you have found yourself what are you up to?
Dave: Not much really. I'm just strapping myself in for the kamikaze ride that is going to be the unlawful death trial.
Doggie: I knew it. So you have an opinion and you want to voice it is what you are saying?
Dave: Pretty much.
Doggie: OK then. What is your well-informed opinion?
Dave: Firstly it is not well-informed. Secondly this has got to be the dumbest lawsuit the Jackson family could have ever started.
Doggie: Well, supposedly, they want justice for Michael.
Dave: Do they hell as like. They want money. They want $40 Billion from AEG Live because they may, or may not, have hired Conrad Murray. They just want their meal-ticket to keep feeding the leeches that hang around the Jackson compound. If it was about justice it would just be a case of getting AEG Live to admit they were wrong, and not all about money.
Doggie: There is some logic to that. But surely the kids should get what their father was going to provide?
Dave: How much do they need? They have money coming in from the estate. They are definitely not hurting - now or ever. None of them would have to work ever. And his Mom is set for life too. They have millions from the estate, living it large, and we are meant to believe that a $40 Billion lawsuit is purely for justice. It is a typical Jackson family move - everyone trying to squeeze one more ounce of blood out of Michael.
Doggie: But the lawsuit is by Katherine and the kids. Surely you can't be calling them leeches?
Dave: In a way yes.
Doggie: Whoa there. Bit harsh.
Dave: Well not them exactly. Everyone knows there are certain family members in the background pulling strings to get things like this happening. And those people are doing it because they are scared.
Doggie: Scared of what?
Dave: Scared they will have to get off their asses and get out there and actually make it based on their own name. Don't get me wrong it isn't all of them but there a few they wouldn't know what to do without money from Michael, and his legacy, filtering down to the lower leeches. And as for Katherine and the kids - they have enough. This lawsuit is just going to make things worse.
Doggie: Worse in what way?
Dave: Don't be so naive. The muck-rakers. Scum like TMZ, X17, and all the other low-life outlets that will drag up every little detail. These places are used to having to report on what shit Kim Kardashian is wearing. Give them a $40 Billion lawsuit and they will run with every little thing. They will drag so much shit up from the past that the only thing, win or lose, that is guaranteed to happen is that Michal Jackson's legacy will be further tarnished with so-called revelations from the lawsuit.
Doggie: Well them kind of gossip outlets will always find the worse in a story.
Dave: It isn't just about finding the worse in a story. They are consistently noted for making shit up just to get people to look at their stuff. They will put any headline up if they think it will equal a few hits to their website. How many times during this lawsuit do you think TMZ will quote Arnie Klein, Karen Faye, or some other fucker that has no life of their own and is basically living off the tailcoat of Michael? Mark my words by the end of this lawsuit Michael's reputation will be in ruins because of all the crap people are going to drag up from the past.
Doggie: How do you see the result of the trial?
Dave: Nobody will win.
Doggie: I think you'll find someone has to win.
Dave: On paper maybe. But look at the options. Say the Jacksons win and some judge orders AEG Live to pay out $40 Billion. All that will happen is that AEG Live will go bankrupt and sell their assets to their parent company who will start a new company called AEG2 or something. Look at what BP did after the oil spill, they moved cash around and declared parts of themselves bankrupt and instead f paying $60 Billion only ended up paying $6 Billion. There are people, and businesses, down there still effected by all that. These places employ hundreds of attorneys that know every little trick in the book. If there is a way out without paying they will find it. They'd rather spend a few million than a few billion.
Doggie: But what if the Jacksons lose?
Dave: They already have. Win or lose they have lost. Say this trial goes on for 9 months, at the end the media will have raised all the usual crap from the 2005 trial, they will have alleged news stories confirming Michael Jackson as drug-riddled junkie, and the kids will have been dragged into court for all of this shit. Like I said nothing good will come of this lawsuit. And let us not forget that Murray has already been convicted.
Doggie: That is going to make a difference?
Dave: Of course it is. Murray has been convicted, the contract was never signed so legally is void, so the whole 'smoking gun' emails that people sent are worthless in a court of law. Doesn't matter what they say. If Murray wasn't legally working for AEG Live then they are merely opinion. And as it goes right now AEG Live have it from evidence in the Murray trial, which the State raised, that the contract had not been signed by Michael. So the whole email thing is a moot point.
Doggie: Scarily enough I see where you are coming from on that.
Dave: The only reason that the Jackson family is going after AEG Live is because they know it is pointless to go after Murray. He's in jail, he has no money, and his chances of employment are slim. He'll more than likely end up flipping burgers at the local McDonalds. Nobody is going to want the doctor that killed Michael Jackson to look after them.
Doggie: OK. But say the hoaxers are right. Say it is all some game.
Dave: Listen to yourself. A game? Look, the hoaxers use the whole "4 years to get it right" speech as some sort of clue. Well, in a couple of months the 4 years will be done. Nobody is coming back to 'BAM'. It was a nice idea, but that is all it was, and all it ever will be. An idea. Things have moved on too far.
Doggie: In what way?
Dave: Well, as Katherine and the kids are listed as plaintiffs in the wrongful death lawsuit you have two choices. They don't know Michael is alive which means he did all this without telling them, and they think he is dead. Or his Mom and kids have committed perjury already, with the depositions, and if AEG Live pay even a penny it is fraud. You can't have it both ways. Everyone needs to move on and let the legacy of Michael be as it is and not allow this ridiculous lawsuit to tarnish it - which it will do, the gutter media will make sure of that.
Doggie: OK. Well that about wraps it up.
Dave: You don't want to know what I have been up to for the past few months?
Doggie: To be honest - not really. I think most people have forgotten you even existed.
Dave: Well then. Next time I have an opinion I'll make sure TMZ get the exclusive.
Doggie: I won't hold my breath waiting to read that.

10/29/2010

Watch Out For The Fucktards

You ever watched Twitter? Not like it is a series or anything, just looked at the occasional person and thought "What the fuck do they do?"

I was looking at a few yesterday, and there are some seriously sad cunts about. I'm thinking that if Twitter had a asylum along with their jail a lot of hoaxers would be in there for sure.

I'm not questioning the intellect levels of the hoaxers - although to be completely honest some of these fuckers need their intellect questioned. Actually, to be brutally honest I'm surprised some of these dumb fuckers even managed to get a computer on; and log in to Twitter. What I'm questioning is their obsessiveness on the hoax; and all things Michael Jackson.

We have all seen the Twitter accounts I am on about. From the second they wake up to the moment their fucking medication kicks in at night they tweet nothing but Michael Jackson. It just cannot be healthy.

Personally, alive or dead, depending where you are on the hoax it doesn't matter - get a fucking life. The fucktards sitting tweeting nothing but Michael Jackson need psychiatric help more than some dumb fucking cunt calling themselves Leahcim Noskcaj.

Don't they ever do anything else? I mean every tweet is about Michael Jackson. The news, the articles, the pictures, and the music they are listening to is Michael Jackson. That is just not healthy. It gets close to these little fucking teenagers that class themselves as 'beliebers'. You stare at the screen, and start thinking that you would like to do Columbine on a global scale - throw the trench coat on, grab a couple of M16s, a decent amount of ammunition - then go start unloading clip after clip until the average I.Q. for the human race slowly rises. Call it 'Intellect Cleansing'.

There is more to life than just one musician. No doubt Michael Jackson had a massive influence on music but so did Jim Morrison, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Elvis, Madonna, Bach, and Beethoven.

Reading some of the hoaxers time-lines on Twitter they have tweeted nothing but Michael Jackson. Fuck, even his own brothers and sisters are tweeting about other shit. I mean, come on, people bitch like whiny little cunts that the media hounded Michael Jackson; but at least the media reports on more than just Michael Jackson. Fuck, even TMZ, the supposed news site for the hoax, reports on other things.

Does their Twitter time-lines indicate their actual life? It would be a fucking shit household to live in if that was their life:

0630 Wake Up.
0632 Check TMZ for Michael Jackson related articles.
0635 Make coffee.
0700 Get the kids ready for school.
0730 Get the kids on the bus.
0732 Login to Twitter, Facebook, Myspace.
0733 Reply to all Michael Jackson related posts.
0750 Watch 9 Michael Jackson related Youtube videos.
0920 Watch This Is It DVD and check for clues.
1100 Start housework.
1104 Check Twitter, Facebook, Myspace.
1201 Get a sandwich.
1210 Re-read the Autopsy Report in case something was missed.
1300 Check the forums out for new sightings, clues, and Illuminati stuff.
1422 Check Twitter, Facebook, Myspace.
1430 Watch new Michael Jackson related video on Youtube.
1440 Watch an old movie mentioned on MJHD.NET which contains a connection.
1520 Kids arrive home.
1620 Reply to post on MJHD.NET.
1625 Fall asleep.
1700 Make kids some dinner. Mac & Cheese.
1720 Write a post on MJHD.NET about a dream I had featuring Michael Jackson.
1755 Check Twitter,Myspace, Facebook.
1757 Twitter is down.
1802 Twitter is back up.
1805 Join a Tinychat room and discuss Michael Jackson.
2035 Read the divorce papers again.
2044 Sign the divorce papers.
2046 Check Twitter, Myspace, Facebook.
2100 Put kids to bed.
2104 Sign back into Tinychat.
2330 Go to bed.

And then you have the fucked up fanatics that not only tweet, live and breathe Michael Jackson, you have the dumb fuckers that add following every fucking fake Michael Jackson, informer, supposed informer, and someone who knew the daughter of the bingo caller whose sister was married to this biker dude that knew this woman who dated a guy whose sister was at college with someone who was a cleaner for Michael Jackson from 1992 to 1994 to their insanity.

It is bad enough that they live and breathe one person but then they have to add the stupidity of giving every dumb European fucktard who thinks they are Michael Jackson their 15 minutes of fame. Well, the electric chair takes 35 minutes to complete (the bit where witnesses watch any way) so let us just put every fucking fake on the electric chair and give them 35 minutes of fame.

Don't get me wrong there is nothing wrong with being involved in the hoax but there is other things that happen in life, and the world, that just don't have no connection to Michael Jackson. But looking at some of the time-lines on Twitter it is like these fuckers are mentally one little step away from being locked up in some asylum.

Peace.

Cuss Count: Very High

Legal Notice: This post is an opinion and is covered by the US Constitution and the 1st Amendment which entitles all those in the US to the freedom of speech. This means if you don't like it don't get your fucking panties in a twist - it is just one opinion. You wanted to read something that is friendly and fluffy go fuck off to TLC.COM or something. Once again no "satire notice" required.

4/13/2010

TMZ Is Not TIAI

Why oh why do some people still think that TMZ has anything to do with TIAI? TIAI has nothing to do with TMZ in any shape or form. And the proof is in the registration.

TMZ (www.tmz.com) WHOIS Details

Registrant:
Domain Name Administrator
Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc.
4000 Warner Blvd.
Burbank CA 91522
US
wbol-admin@warnerbros.com +1.8189777900 Fax: +1.8189773135

Administrative Contact:
Domain Name Administrator
Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc.
4000 Warner Blvd.
Burbank CA 91522
US
wbol-admin@warnerbros.com +1.8189777900 Fax: +1.8189773135

Created on..............: 1996-02-15.
Expires on..............: 2014-02-15.
Record last updated on..: 2010-03-18.

Domain servers in listed order:
ns.warnerbros.com
ns2.warnerbros.com

TIAI (www.thisisalsoit.com) WHOIS Details

Registrant:
Domains by Proxy, Inc.
DomainsByProxy.com
15111 N. Hayden Rd., Ste 160, PMB 353
Scottsdale, Arizona 85260
United States

Registered through: GoDaddy.com, Inc. (http://www.godaddy.com)

Administrative Contact:
Private, Registration THISISALSOIT.COM@domainsbyproxy.com
Domains by Proxy, Inc.
DomainsByProxy.com
15111 N. Hayden Rd., Ste 160, PMB 353
Scottsdale, Arizona 85260
United States
(480) 624-2599 Fax -- (480) 624-2598

Created on: 29-Oct-09
Expires on: 29-Oct-10
Last Updated on: 22-Dec-09

Domain servers in listed order:
NS45.DOMAINCONTROL.COM
NS46.DOMAINCONTROL.COM

That is the WHOIS listing for both TMZ and TIAI. For those not sure what a WHOIS actually is it is a query/response protocol that is widely used to determine the registrant and owner of Internet resources such as domain names. (Wikipedia Article)

As can be seen TMZ who is owned by Warner Brothers uses their own web servers (name servers) to host their websites (ns.warnerbros.com) whereas TIAI uses ns45.domaincontrol.com which is owned by GoDaddy. Also TIAI registration points to DomainsByProxy.com, 15111 N. Hayden Rd., Ste 160, PMB 353, Scottsdale, Arizona 85260 which is the address of GoDaddy.

Just because TIAI redirects to TMZ does not mean TMZ has anything to do with it. The HTML of TIAI is just a redirect that that is changed daily. It could point to any website at all.

It just makes me laugh that people still think that TIAI is tied into the hoax through TMZ. Shit I could create a website with redirect code to point to anywhere. For further details on the redirect codes used by TIAI see the previous post entitled "MJHD.COM Is Linked To ThisIsAlsoIt.com"

Peace.

Legal Notice: TMZ does not TIAI. This has been proven before and it was proven that Amy Sampson, old MJHD admin did in fact setup TIAI.

3/08/2010

Another Day Another Book

Doesn't matter which country you have been living in it cannot have gone unnoticed that since Michael Jackson's alleged passing that everyone and his brother has released a book concerning Michael Jackson.

Not missing an opportunity to cash in on his brief moment of fame Dr. Conrad Murray, in association with publishers IDG, released his new book at the New York branch of Noble & Barnes.

In a statement read out by his attorney, Ed Chernoff, Conrad Murray had this to say: "I have been portrayed by the media, including TMZ, as an evil man, like I am a voodoo witchdoctor or something. This is not true. I have did my best for Michael Jackson, giving him care, help, and love. I am a man that has been caught in the middle of something which goes a lot deeper than some will ever realize. I know deep in my heart that the truth will prevail."

IDG spokesperson, Mike Sponseller, had this to say: "We at IDG could not have hoped for a better Dummies book to come out right now. Conrad Murray doing a book on Propofol is a publishers dream come true. With all the media attention surrounding Conrad Murray right now this book is going to move off the shelves faster than we can print it. It covers Propofol and other sedative drugs and Conrad Murray, drawing on his extensive knowledge, gives an insight in to the medical world that up until recently we never truly knew about; or even that existed."

When reporters tried to question Conrad Murray on whether the book mentioned Michael Jackson, and the circumstances surrounding Murray's arrest all he would say is "You will have to buy the book to find out."

The book is expected for a national release in the United States on March 15, 2010.

New Conrad Murray Book

Peace.

Legal Notice: Conrad Murray, Ed Chernoff, Mike Sponseller, were never at Barnes & Noble in New York. Nor has it been confirmed that this book will ever be released. This post is merely satire.

2/09/2010

Sarah Palin Knows

As Murray made his way into court yesterday, some may have missed the news story that Sarah Palin, was outed for writing crib notes on her hand the day before. She did this at some tea party. I'm not 100% sure why you'd need notes at a tea party - to me it seems pretty obvious "milk and two sugars".

But the more important news is that while Murray was charged and then released Sarah Palin was giving another speech; and this time her hand was clearly visible for all to see. But another important fact was the podium she was at.

Sarah Palin at a speech (02/08/2010)

When you go for a closeup of her hand it clearly shows that Sarah Palin knows something about Michael Jackson hoaxing his death.

Clearly visible are the words "TMZ", "MJ 6/25",
"Jermaine Knows" (crossed out), and "Murray - LOL"

Why didn't the mainstream media report on this? Simple because the act that was meant to be seen was Murray. When asked about Michael, by Glen Beck, Sarah Palin simply stated "I cannot tell you anything, just watch and see. But let me tell you this Glen; The Best Is Yet To Come."

Peace.