A Question For Hoaxers

A quick question for believers, hoaxers, and fans that have somehow stumbled into the murky world of the Michael Jackson death hoax.

A man, you do not know, who will not tell you who he is, walks up to you and says:

"Hey I have just seen a seven-headed monster and it was called Babylon. This means the dreaded Armageddon will happen in just 2 short weeks."

Do you believe his story?

Of course not. The guy is most likely some drugged up fucker high on crack. You politely tell him to fuck off and die somewhere where he is not wasting oxygen which can be used for a brain that might actually use it.

But just as you utter the last words of that statement, and he walks off still happy as he never heard a word you said, you start to think about the Michael Jackson hoax death and what has gone on.

A man you don't know, who will not say who he is, tells you they have been charged with the task of informing the world that Michael Jackson will bam on July 13, and you believe him. Why?

I am actually serious for a change. This really intrigues me that people will believe every word some nutjob hidden by a computer screen, claiming to have worked on the Invincible album, says. Yet a man who is in front of you, and is living breathing flesh is instantly dismissed.

In all of the whole MJFD and Illusion bullshit I have seen very few of the people that follow these basement dwellers to actually prove what they say. And prove it in 'real world' terms. Not some fucking cryptic math clue that could mean anything and will be tied to the first coincidence that it matches (News Of The World and Clue #1 of Rebirth as an example). Why does nobody ever just say:

"OK Mr Informer who won't say who they are but you are supposedly announcing the King Of Pop's return prove it and then I might listen to you. And I mean real proof. Because if you came to my house with that cryptic math shit as your only proof I'd be unloading bullets on your ass faster than Casey Anthony unloading children."

Like I said. I am actually curious how these fakes have all come and gone and been believed by so many. So if people could actually comment, even as anonymous, it would make me feel better. Well, in reality it wouldn't make me feel any differently at all; I'm just curious - which can also be interpreted as a nosy fucker I know.

No Love.

Hoax Psychology 101

Before I start I'd let to get one point out of the way - There are indeed some fucked up crackheads that have attached themselves to the Michael Jackson death hoax. Now I can names; but then "No Love Bamsday" on July 14 will not be as much fun.

So why do these fuckups all attach themselves to the Michael Jackson hoax death? Because of all this "It is all for love" bullshit.  That is what gets them in every single time. They look at the believers, and the Michael Jackson fans as a whole, and see all the love crap flying around and attach themselves like some blood-sucking leech. Because all the other fan groups, such as Metallica fans, would just tell them to "Fuck off and die slowly somewhere."

And then they go on some sort of crusade to be so polite to inform all the believers, and fans, of what is going to happen. Until it doesn't happen - then they disappear like shit down a flushing toilet.

But it is that brief time of attention that brings out all these supposed informers; making up for the fact their Moms did not breast feed them.

Well I didn't just want to point the finger at these fucktard crackheads without some sort of evidence. so I went to PsychologyToday.com who had this to say about attention seekers:

"Attention is sometimes described as a spotlight, focusing your awareness on a subset of what's going on in your head or in your environment. Some people have more control over it than others do, and everyone has more control in certain situations (when they're free of distractions) and on certain drugs (stimulants such as caffeine and Ritalin)."

So basically, all these fake informers and fake Michael Jacksons on Twitter and Facebook do not have have enough control of what is going on in their brain.  That is right. According to the psychology world these fucktards are fucked in the head and need to be doped up with Ritalin.

You hearing that Souza? It is not your fault totally; just your brain is somewhat wired wrong. Get your ass to the doctor and get some Ritalin. Suppose the Army of Love could hold an intervention while it still exists? Who knows.

But while these "Fucktards of Truth" are getting the attention they crave they will never get help; and just go on creating accounts and arguing with their schizophrenic personalities. So with all this "It is all for love" horseshit you are slowly mentally killing these fuckups of society.

Now before everyone starts with the 'hate comments' for me calling it "All for love bullshit" I have been in this hoax for 2 years and I have seen hundreds of so-called fans go on and on and on about love and all of a sudden switch into some psycho because someone does not agree with them. It is these people who preach one thing and act in a different way that refers to. And also, me I preach hate, truth, and evil. Most people would say I do a good job proving that.

See, it is still "No Love" but with a side order of "caring".

Reality Check

I'm sorry to keep harping on about informers, well actually I'm not but it sounded a good start, and how fucking lame they all are. But for some reason people keep believing the fucked up bullshit they keep spewing forth.

I don't really care what anyone investigating this hoax think. Each to their own and all that happy tree-hugging horse shit.

But really? How many informers are there? It would seem that anyone who knew, or met, Michael Jackson in the last 20 years has been given the task to announce his comeback. And not to the media but on Twitter, Facebook, and shitty forums. Nice to see even informers cannot be fucking bothered with MySpace.

Which is all well and good for those needing a swift kick in the believing department. But is it more harm than good?

A boy sits and watches the sheep. He gets bored so he shouts "Wolf!". The people from the village come running but there is no wolf. The next night the same thing. The third night a wolf really does turn up; and once again the boy shouts "Wolf!". The people from the village do not believe him, thinking it to be yet another joke, and the boy dies a gruesome death; being eaten by the wolf.

There have been so many supposed informers that if a real informer turned up he or she would be considered nothing more than a charlatan like all the rest.

And if you look at the supposed informers you can tell they have absolutely nothing to do with Michael Jackson. He had a simple message of 'love' supposedly; but his informers will be cryptic, somewhat abusive, and have a ton of math equations for you to figure out.

I, personally, don't think there will be any informers. It will just happen. Michael Jackson always did things a little bit more on the extravagant side.

Did everyone forget the music videos that the world waited for? Did everyone forget the world tours that wowed millions? And did everyone forget the last announcement made (Michael or not) at the O2 arena in London? The whole international media was watching, reporting, in awe.

And now everyone is expected to believe his comeback is going to be announced by some shady person on Twitter? Or his comeback his going to be announced on a forum with a series of cryptic clues? Or on some forum where you need to solve some fucked up math equation?

Does this even sound like the way Michael Jackson would do things?

Believe what you want I don't really give a shit. But for me I'll wait for the man himself and the worldwide spectacular that will be a comeback; in the extravagant style that Michael Jackson did everything.

No Love.

Informers

Back in the nineties Snow sang Informer. If only he had known about the Michael Jackson death hoax that was going to happen in 2009 he would of made it Informers; and had the Michael Jackson hoax death anthem.

Yet another crazy, unstable, person has made it on the scene to say when Michael will be back. But this one came out of the closet dressed in their Grandma's clothes attacking Twitter user @TheIllusion777; yet another informer.

The newest of informers, at the time of writing as it seems a new one arrives almost hourly, is a Twitter user going under the ID of @TheMJInformer.

As if the hoax hasn't had enough to contend with - with the Michael Jackson fans fighting amongst each other - now the so-called informers are going to start vying to be the most trusted informer.

But before following one of these crack addicts think about this one question. If Michael Jackson hoaxed his death on International television would he want some unknown, random, Twitter account to announce the comeback of all time?

And for those that care - @TheIllusion says the return will be July 13, 2011; Although they have already tweeted that it may not happen and just merely join the other canceled Bamsdays. @TheMJInformer has not set a date; but they have only been on Twitter for a short time so give them chance and I'm sure they will be plucking dates out of their ass like the rest of the informers that have come and gone.






Peace.

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