Hoax Psychology 101

Before I start I'd let to get one point out of the way - There are indeed some fucked up crackheads that have attached themselves to the Michael Jackson death hoax. Now I can names; but then "No Love Bamsday" on July 14 will not be as much fun.

So why do these fuckups all attach themselves to the Michael Jackson hoax death? Because of all this "It is all for love" bullshit.  That is what gets them in every single time. They look at the believers, and the Michael Jackson fans as a whole, and see all the love crap flying around and attach themselves like some blood-sucking leech. Because all the other fan groups, such as Metallica fans, would just tell them to "Fuck off and die slowly somewhere."

And then they go on some sort of crusade to be so polite to inform all the believers, and fans, of what is going to happen. Until it doesn't happen - then they disappear like shit down a flushing toilet.

But it is that brief time of attention that brings out all these supposed informers; making up for the fact their Moms did not breast feed them.

Well I didn't just want to point the finger at these fucktard crackheads without some sort of evidence. so I went to PsychologyToday.com who had this to say about attention seekers:

"Attention is sometimes described as a spotlight, focusing your awareness on a subset of what's going on in your head or in your environment. Some people have more control over it than others do, and everyone has more control in certain situations (when they're free of distractions) and on certain drugs (stimulants such as caffeine and Ritalin)."

So basically, all these fake informers and fake Michael Jacksons on Twitter and Facebook do not have have enough control of what is going on in their brain.  That is right. According to the psychology world these fucktards are fucked in the head and need to be doped up with Ritalin.

You hearing that Souza? It is not your fault totally; just your brain is somewhat wired wrong. Get your ass to the doctor and get some Ritalin. Suppose the Army of Love could hold an intervention while it still exists? Who knows.

But while these "Fucktards of Truth" are getting the attention they crave they will never get help; and just go on creating accounts and arguing with their schizophrenic personalities. So with all this "It is all for love" horseshit you are slowly mentally killing these fuckups of society.

Now before everyone starts with the 'hate comments' for me calling it "All for love bullshit" I have been in this hoax for 2 years and I have seen hundreds of so-called fans go on and on and on about love and all of a sudden switch into some psycho because someone does not agree with them. It is these people who preach one thing and act in a different way that refers to. And also, me I preach hate, truth, and evil. Most people would say I do a good job proving that.

See, it is still "No Love" but with a side order of "caring".

Interviewing Randy Jackson

Recently I caught up with Randy Jackson and questioned him about the possibility his brother had faked his death. The transcript that follows is unedited.

MJHDC: Hey Randy. Whoa you have piled a few pounds on.
Randy: What?
MJHDC: So let us jump right in to this. Did your brother Michael fake his death?
Randy: I don't have a brother called Michael.
MJHDC: I see what your saying; so you are saying he is dead?
Randy: No. I'm saying I don't have a brother called Michael.
MJHDC: So that is how you want to play it?
Randy: Play what?
MJHDC: So what do you think of Jermaine writing a book?
Randy: What the fuck does Jermaine Jackson writing a book have to do with me?
MJHDC: Well nothing but I thought you may have an opinion.
Randy: I haven't read it. What am I suppose to say?
MJHDC: Nothing if you never bothered to read it. Bit of a dysfunctional family.
Randy: You don't even know my family. What the fuck?
MJHDC: OK. So what do you think of Conrad Murray's upcoming trial?
Randy: Nothing. I have more important things to worry about.
MJHDC: Well you are a cold bugger for sure.
Randy: I just don't care about this Murray character.
MJHDC: Well I understand that but I thought you might have an opinion.
Randy: Hell no.
MJHDC: Anything to say about Janet's book?
Randy: Janet who?
MJHDC: Oh your just not with it today.
Randy: You mean Janet Jackson?
MJHDC: Well yeah. Didn't think I'd have to use your sister's last name.
Randy: My sister? Oh fuck I know what is going on.
MJHDC: (laughing) So does Jackie. Least you listened to your brother's song.
Randy: Dawg you got the wrong Randy Jackson.
MJHDC: So your a double? Does the whole family use doubles?
Randy: I'm on American Idol.
MJHDC: Is that like Jermaine on 'Dance Like Michael'?
Randy: I am not Randy Jackson.
MJHDC: OK. So what is your name.
Randy: Randy Jackson.
MJHDC: See, I knew you couldn't fool me. So how is your Mom?
Randy: She is fine. Oh you mean Katherine Jackson; she is not my Mom.
MJHDC: I could understand you disowning your Dad, Joe, but not your Mom.
Randy: I'm not disowning my Mom just she is not my Mom.
MJHDC: So you were adopted?
Randy: No.
MJHDC: See that is better.
Randy: Look. You know Steve Tyler and Jennifer Lopez?
MJHDC: Yeah.
Randy: And the other judge is?
MJHDC: Simon Cowell.
Randy: Exactly. That is me.
MJHDC: Simon Cowell is white you might want to stick to impersonating Randy Jackson.
Randy: What? Oh fuck. Simon Cowell left.
MJHDC: True. Might not want to bother impersonating him.
Randy: I'm not impersonating Simon Cowell.
MJHDC: Good; you would never pull it off.
Randy: Huh?
MJHDC: So do you see Michael coming back?
Randy: I am Randy Jackson not Randy Jackson.
MJHDC: What? That doesn't make sense.
Randy: What I mean is that I am a different Randy Jackson.
MJHDC: Evolved? Obviously. Nobody would expect you to stay the same. Jackson 5 was just an era.
Randy: I wasn't in the Jackson 5.
MJHDC: Your brother's death must have really upset you. You are forgetting everything.
Randy: Oh dawg I am so out of here.
MJHDC: Well thanks for stopping by Randy. Any plans for later this year?
Randy: Well I'll be doing some publicity for American Idol.
MJHDC: Thought we discussed this. You are no Simon Cowell.
Randy: (throws chair) I'm out.

So although it may be easy to point fingers at the Jackson family it is clear from talking to Randy that June 25, 2009 has seriously effected them; and it may be years before they can come to terms with it enough to discuss it.

No Love.

Was TS Too Busy?

For a while TS/TIAI stopped with the redirects ...

OK. Let us stop there. They are not really redirects they are adverts for MJDHI. Redirects would actually point to other places; but TIAI is reduced to merely pointing at MJDHI. They even pointed to the 'backup forum' of MJKit while MJDHI was down.

Anyway back to the redirects/adverts and when and why they stopped. The TS/TIAI redirects stopped just as @TheIllusion777 got busy on Twitter.

For those who are unaware @TheIllusion777 claimed to be an Assistant Sound Engineer on the Invincible album; and also claimed that July 13th was Bamsday. Oh and the important bit - they were in contact with Michael Jackson.

Well @TheIllusion777 made an appearance on Twitter around mid-February. And as @TheIllusion777 gets busy TS/TIA stops redirects on May 1. Then @TheIllusion777 leaves Twitter on June 19; and lo and behold TS/TIAI starts with the MJDHI redirects/adverts on June 23.

Some may say this is mere coincidence. But really what are the chances of one cryptic asshole taking a break just as the popularity of another cryptic asshole gets too demanding? And then as soon as one is done, and deletes their Twitter account, the original cryptic asshole returns.

Now before you all sit there and think "Ah I see Doggy is bitching about MJDHI again" there are a few other things to look at.

TheIllusion777 has said a couple of weird things which should raise warning flags with all; which were caught and reproduced on MJHD.NET by memberSerenitys_Dream:

"2. In TIAI Updates, they always have a date hidden in the section numbers (1-18, 2-5, 3-9, etc). In Update 6.5, it had 11 sections (which makes 6.5-11 or 6/5/11). This again points to something on this date (or in The Summer)."

"I started posting THE DAY BEFORE Kenny Ortega testified about how MJ said “The Illusion was going to begin June 25th.” Furthermore, I created this email back in 2005! and as you notice, the name this email is under is Tim Story (TS). How could I possibly know ANYTHING about TS or the hoax BEFORE 2009? No, I am not saying I am TS….but isn’t it weird how I created this email BEFORE 6/25/2009? and the fact that I started posting the day BEFORE Kenny mentioned THE ILLUSION?"

So the Assistant Sound Engineer who is supposedly helping Michael Jackson with the hoax is spending his time reading the TIAI updates? Maybe why Bamsday may never happen - the ability to find good help is just so limited.

Tim Story? More like Jackanory. Fucking hell - I have an email account that is registered with the name Michael Jackson. This was done back in 2002. But hey I'm not Michael Jackson; and guess what it is not a sign of any type. It is just a name for an email address. I actually have a friend in London who was born Michael Jackson back in 1969 and I just threw his name in. And for anyone thinking that may be a clue his middle name is actually Nigel - not sure what his parents were thinking.

Then over at TheIllusion777 Wordpress blog there are some more odd statements made:

"As you all know, I deleted my Twitter account. It was not because I was a fake. It is because people were spreading malicious lies about me ... The main reason was the people that were spreading malicious lies and rumors about me. For the last time, I am NOT SOUZA. I am not associated with her and, quite frankly, I disagree with a lot of what she says. But that’s not to say that all of what she says is false. Some of it is true."

Now I read the complete list of @TheIllusion777's tweets and in all honesty some of the things said were worse than being called Souza - so why mention that bit? Was it the fact that people questioning the fact were too close?

"“Connecting the DOTS” Post #1"" and "“Connecting the DOTS” Post #2" used as titles - not very original seems TS had already done that one. Oh wait it is TS who is Souza.

"First, LMP said that Michael thought he’d end up like Elvis. As we can see by Eliza’s court case, there is ACTUAL DNA EVIDENCE that Elvis faked his death! So, what they are saying here is that Michael thought he would end up faking his death (eventually)…just like Elvis!" Now where have we seen a Michael Jackson/Elvis connection before?

And if you go through all of TheIllusion777's posts you'll see the same bullshit numerology used by TS.

I'm not saying 100% it is definite but with that little bit of looking deeper it does appear that Souza, TS, and TheIllusion777 are one and the same and just fucking with fans, and believers alike, in some twisted fucked up game.

No Love.

Reality Check

I'm sorry to keep harping on about informers, well actually I'm not but it sounded a good start, and how fucking lame they all are. But for some reason people keep believing the fucked up bullshit they keep spewing forth.

I don't really care what anyone investigating this hoax think. Each to their own and all that happy tree-hugging horse shit.

But really? How many informers are there? It would seem that anyone who knew, or met, Michael Jackson in the last 20 years has been given the task to announce his comeback. And not to the media but on Twitter, Facebook, and shitty forums. Nice to see even informers cannot be fucking bothered with MySpace.

Which is all well and good for those needing a swift kick in the believing department. But is it more harm than good?

A boy sits and watches the sheep. He gets bored so he shouts "Wolf!". The people from the village come running but there is no wolf. The next night the same thing. The third night a wolf really does turn up; and once again the boy shouts "Wolf!". The people from the village do not believe him, thinking it to be yet another joke, and the boy dies a gruesome death; being eaten by the wolf.

There have been so many supposed informers that if a real informer turned up he or she would be considered nothing more than a charlatan like all the rest.

And if you look at the supposed informers you can tell they have absolutely nothing to do with Michael Jackson. He had a simple message of 'love' supposedly; but his informers will be cryptic, somewhat abusive, and have a ton of math equations for you to figure out.

I, personally, don't think there will be any informers. It will just happen. Michael Jackson always did things a little bit more on the extravagant side.

Did everyone forget the music videos that the world waited for? Did everyone forget the world tours that wowed millions? And did everyone forget the last announcement made (Michael or not) at the O2 arena in London? The whole international media was watching, reporting, in awe.

And now everyone is expected to believe his comeback is going to be announced by some shady person on Twitter? Or his comeback his going to be announced on a forum with a series of cryptic clues? Or on some forum where you need to solve some fucked up math equation?

Does this even sound like the way Michael Jackson would do things?

Believe what you want I don't really give a shit. But for me I'll wait for the man himself and the worldwide spectacular that will be a comeback; in the extravagant style that Michael Jackson did everything.

No Love.

Britney Spears And The Death Hoax

Britney Spears released a new video called " I Wanna Go" which is an attack on the paparazzi. And in particular some of the dumb questions that they ask. Something to do with whether Ms Spears likes puppies. Don't ask it makes no sense really. Everyone loves dogs!

Towards the end of the video Britney pays homage to Michael Jackson with a take on the Thriller video. Where some guy comes in and rescues Britney form the paparazzi; and as they walk away he looks back and his eyes light up and a laugh his heard. OK it is not on par with Vincent Price by any means but it is obvious it was inspired by the end of the Thriller video; where Michael Jackson looks back and has yellow eyes and Vincent Price laughs.

The videos official release date is today, June 22, 2011, just in time for consideration for the MTV video awards; and 3 days before the anniversary of Michael Jackson's supposed death.

And for those needing more evidence that is definitely a clue of massive proportions; read the TIME magazine review which states at the very end:

"... but don't read too much into it until you see the live performance."

Very reminiscent of Michael's almost immortal quote of:

"Just because you read it in a magazine Or see it on the TV screen Don't make it factual."

All the pieces are coming together; Bamsday is just around the corner.





No Love

Legal Notice: This post is pure satire. It has nothing whatsoever to do with any death hoax. It is merely pointing out that a 'clue' can be grabbed out of thin air if you want to believe.