Michael Jackson In The Bible

Forget Jesus, forget Mary of Magdalene, you can almost even forget God. Because the truth of the matter is that the Bible was written purely for Michael Jackson to hoax his death.

I know there will be some people scoffing at the idea that the Bible contains any reference at all to Michael Jackson - but pick up your Bible (Modern King James Version) and check for yourself.

Daniel 10:21 - "But I will show you that which is written in the Scripture of Truth. And there is none who holds strongly with me in these things, but Michael your ruler."

Daniel 12:1 - "And at that time Michael shall stand up, the great ruler who stands for the sons of your people. And there shall be a time of trouble, such as never was since there was a nation; until that time. And at that time your people shall be delivered, every one that shall be found written in the book."

Revelation 12:7-8 - "And there was war in Heaven. Michael and his angels warring against the dragon. And the dragon and his angels warred, but did not prevail. Nor was place found for them in Heaven any more."

That is just three examples of where the Bible mentions Michael Jackson. This is just scratching the surface. There are tons of examples mentioning Michael hoaxing his death and returning.

Daniel 11:9 - "So the king of the south shall come into his kingdom, and shall return into his own land."

Daniel 11:29 - "At the time appointed he shall return and come against the south. But it shall not be as the former or as the latter."

Hosea 5:15 - "I will go; I will return to My place until they confess their guilt and seek My face; in their affliction they will seek Me diligently."

Matthew 12:44 - "Then he said, I will return into my house from where I came out. And when he has come, he finds it empty, swept, and decorated."

It is easy to see that the whole Bible has been nothing more than two thousand years leading up to Michael hoaxing his death. Daniel 11:9 says "return to his own land" - could this indicate Michael returning to Neverland? Daniel 11:29 says "At the appointed time" - does this suggest that this hoax has been planned and a return is already known? Hosea 5:15 and Matthew 12:44 also point to the fact that Michael may indeed return to Neverland; which will be "empty, swept, and decorated."

With such undeniable evidence how can the masses even doubt that the Bible is written with Michael's hoaxed death in mind?



Peace.

Legal Notice: This post was created with satirical humor in mind. No blasphemy was intended but if any happened then if God exists then may he or she have mercy on my wretched hell-bound soul.

Another Day Another Book

Doesn't matter which country you have been living in it cannot have gone unnoticed that since Michael Jackson's alleged passing that everyone and his brother has released a book concerning Michael Jackson.

Not missing an opportunity to cash in on his brief moment of fame Dr. Conrad Murray, in association with publishers IDG, released his new book at the New York branch of Noble & Barnes.

In a statement read out by his attorney, Ed Chernoff, Conrad Murray had this to say: "I have been portrayed by the media, including TMZ, as an evil man, like I am a voodoo witchdoctor or something. This is not true. I have did my best for Michael Jackson, giving him care, help, and love. I am a man that has been caught in the middle of something which goes a lot deeper than some will ever realize. I know deep in my heart that the truth will prevail."

IDG spokesperson, Mike Sponseller, had this to say: "We at IDG could not have hoped for a better Dummies book to come out right now. Conrad Murray doing a book on Propofol is a publishers dream come true. With all the media attention surrounding Conrad Murray right now this book is going to move off the shelves faster than we can print it. It covers Propofol and other sedative drugs and Conrad Murray, drawing on his extensive knowledge, gives an insight in to the medical world that up until recently we never truly knew about; or even that existed."

When reporters tried to question Conrad Murray on whether the book mentioned Michael Jackson, and the circumstances surrounding Murray's arrest all he would say is "You will have to buy the book to find out."

The book is expected for a national release in the United States on March 15, 2010.

New Conrad Murray Book

Peace.

Legal Notice: Conrad Murray, Ed Chernoff, Mike Sponseller, were never at Barnes & Noble in New York. Nor has it been confirmed that this book will ever be released. This post is merely satire.

Dissecting The Hoax - Part One

Before anyone gets too excited that this is going to be a mini-series style thing that has loads of parts - it is only called "Part One" in case I remember to add some more at a later date.

A lot has gone on since June 25, 2009 and every forum, and all the members of those forums, have put a tremendous amount of work into investigating various clues, slip-ups, and theories trying to work out what happened.

The following is merely my 'take' on things. How I saw things; and a few observations. In no way is it a definitive theory or explanation.

Dr Conrad Murray

Without even getting in to the fact that may not even be his real name Conrad Murray did some weird shit on the morning of June 25, 2009. A cardiologist doing CPR on a soft bed? Give me a break - I did a first aid course which is about as low on the medical ladder as possible and even in that they said CPR was to be administered on a hard surface. Makes sense too - why push down on a chest which is just going to sink in to a soft mattress? So a licensed, if he is indeed licensed, cardiologist should have known that without even thinking about it - so why does this alleged doctor try to administer CPR on a bed and only move to the floor when 911 dispatch tell him? Seriously you wouldn't trust this guy to look at your dog never mind a human being. Something stinks - whether it was Conrad Murray really is that incompetent or whether the 911 caller forgot what he was meant to say.

The 911 Call

Once again without getting into the fact that the 911 caller, identified as Alberto Alvarez, sounded way too calm during the whole conversation nothing about the 911 call really adds up. Firstly the whole dialogue of the call just seems so wrong. If you call 911 for a musical icon you mention the name at the very beginning to make sure that they know it is not just some Joe Public. The call should have gone something like this:

911 Operator: What is your emergency?
Alvarez: I need an ambulance as soon as possible sir.
911 Operator: What is your address?
Alvarez: It is Michael Jackson.
911 Operator: OK, we will have someone there ASAP.
Alvarez: He has a doctor with him who is doing CPR on a bed.
911 Operator: You have to be fucking kidding me. On a bed?
Alvarez: Yes sir.
911 Operator: You might want to keep that quack away from Michael.
Alvarez: The ambulance is here.
911 Operator: OK, they will handle things, goodbye.
Alvarez: Bye.

The whole call would have lasted about 30 seconds not almost 2 minutes. The emergency services can say they respond to each case in exactly the same way; but real life proves this just is not true. If Joe Public is having a cardiac arrest he'll get an ambulance sure, but if Michael Jackson is having a cardiac arrest the ambulance gets there a hell of a lot faster.

As a trained bodyguard shouldn't have Alvarez known some first aid at least? You are protecting a musical legend and if by some chance he was choking, or had been shot by some crazed stalker, shouldn't the bodyguard who is closest to him know a little bit about first aid? Why didn't Alvarez know that CPR should be done on a hard surface?

Alvarez says in the 911 call "We have a gentleman here who needs help and he is not breathing yet, he's not breathing, we are trying to pump him." How does the quality 911 operator handle this statement? By asking how old the gentleman is. Does it fucking matter if he is not breathing? I don't think it matters one iota if he is 50 or 15 the guy is not breathing - seconds count when someone is not breathing. What the fuck next want to check his shoe size before you worry if anyone is doing CPR?

The 911 operator asks "Did anyone witness what happened?" but nobody answers. Why didn't the 911 operator ask the question again? There is a big difference between just stopping breathing and the possibility of swallowing something that blocks the airway. The 911 operator should have already guessed the doctor was incompetent by doing CPR on a bed.

Then the 911 operator says that the ambulance is less than a mile away call us back if you need any help. Call us back if you need any help? Fuck off that shit is not even funny. There is a gentleman not breathing and an incompetent doctor of course the caller needed help. He didn't just call to check on the order status of a new television. When did 911 start asking you call back? I'm no expert but everything that I found about this says that 911 operators stay on the line with you until the ambulance arrives. Was it his fucking break time? Was he worried that he may break some union rule by working a couple of minutes longer? Why hasn't this 911 operator been questioned by the police to see what was so important that he had to get off the phone?

The Ambulance Leaving

When is an emergency not an emergency? When it takes the ambulance 1 minute and 30 seconds to reverse out of the gates. What the fuck was happening here? Was there a 5 mile per hour speed limit sign posted on the drive?

Adding up all the time there is about 45 minutes where Michael Jackson has allegedly not been breathing (12:21PM the 911 call is made, 12:26PM the paramedics arrive, 1:08PM the paramedics leave). And the ambulance driver is on some fucking Sunday drive; fuck the paparazzi - if they are too stupid to stand in the way of an ambulance run them over. The reversing siren is going, and the dumb fucks run towards it - no judge would complain that they ran over a photographer that was impeding the emergency medical staff from doing their job. Judge would be fine with it:

Judge: Were your lights and reverse sirens working?
EMS Driver: Yes your honor.
Judge: Did the photographer run at the ambulance even after hearing the siren?
EMS Driver: Yes your honor.
Judge: Well, it's his own fault then. Actually by California law we should arrest the photographer.

So why does it take 1 minute and 30 seconds to leave? Because the ambulance has to reverse out of the drive. Why does it reverse? Because a second ambulance is blocking the drive near the house so that the ambulance allegedly carrying Michael cannot flip a u-turn. Were these paramedics all fucking training? Who the fuck was in charge of blocking access? Come on, it looks by all evidence that it was their first day on the job. Why didn't someone say after the paramedics were actually in the house "Get these vehicles sorted so we can get out when we need to."?

As the ambulance had to reverse out, that would suggest that allegedly when Michael was taken out of the house on a stretcher they had to walk round the ambulance to get him in the back.

Conclusion

Nothing adds up and everyone seems so amateur at their job. Dr Murray makes a huge mistake, the 911 operator makes big mistakes, and the ambulance personnel make some major mistakes. With all these inconsistencies in how things should go for just the general public when it is a musical legend, such as Michael Jackson, these people should be on their 'A game' not fucking up like it was their first day at training.

Peace.

Legal Notice: For once there is no legal notice required. But as I'm always putting them here it seemed empty without one so I filled this space with a nonsensical explanation.

Egotistical Bull From MJDHI

Souza created a topic entitled "Are Souza and Mo on TMZ's / MJ's /Illuminati's Payroll?" Not sure how many people have asked this but the answer seems fair enough on the surface. It is only when you sit and think about it that it appears to have darker intentions.

If the question has come up I've never seen it. So if it hasn't really been an issue; why mention it? Simple. The Double Dong team are falling for their own hype. All the bullshit about the Illuminati and mind control - how everyone involved in any kind of industry is either a slave of the Illuminati or a member of the Illuminati - has finally got them thinking they can use these techniques for their own gain.

Reverse psychology is the answer. Nobody asks the question, so to implant the idea in the minds of the sheeple Souza suggests that it is a question asked over and over again. If she was going to answer a question which is REALLY asked over and over she would answer how many fucking drugs her and the other Dutch druggie take.

Too much digging into the Illuminati has got Souza thinking she can use these mythical techniques.

Harvey Levin has never hinted at Souza, Mo, or MJDHI, being connected with TMZ. Bumkolo made some phone call about Michael not being on the TMZ death list and lo and behold Michael now is on the list. No big deal, maybe it was a mistake. It does however prove one thing, that apart from MJHD.NET TMZ don't look at forums because if they had they would have seen that almost all forums have mentioned Michael Jackson not being on TMZ's list long before Bumkolo calls the "Hot" tip line.

If indeed there really was anyone thinking there was a connection between TMZ and the S&M Concentration Camp the fact they had to call the tip line should be enough of a clue that there was no connection.

As for being on Michael Jackson's payroll. Give me a fucking break. Michael didn't just trust anyone with the details of the hoax death. Why would Michael trust these two drugged up crackheads with anything? Just because they refer to him as Mike like they are best buddies with him does not mean they are. Remember Michael said just because it is in print does not make it gospel (well something close to that).

The Illuminati payroll? Which fucker even asked that? Come on, turn the computer off, pack it up in the box, and wrap yourself in tin foil to avoid them tracking the RFID chip implanted in your ass. I'm pretty sure that the Illuminati don't pay people to uncover their secret plans. And even if they did I'm sure they would pick a more 'mainstream' avenue to do so.

So as far as I am concerned this bullshit from Souza is exactly that - bullshit. Souza is guessing if she implants the idea that eventually someone may actually take that idea and run with it.

Peace.

Legal Notice: As Souza, Mo, Bumkolo, are not real names this post is completely free of any "defamation of character" claims.

Religion Merely A Diversion

According to the MJHD Conspiracy thread at the S&M Concentration Camp; forum member Navibl has this to say:

"The Bible says we war not against flesh and blood, but again powers and principalities of darkness. Ask any Bible scholar about Nephilim...they will tell you were the Illuminati heritage comes from. The bibles is not as some would like to interpret it as a history book, it a book of instruction and prophesy. It tells of the things that are happening in our world today, and YES it speaks of Michael, but then I am not giving that piece way for diversion. If you want to know that one you will have to dig.

What has taken place in Michael's life is far greater than most indivduals will ever be able to comprehend. So if you really want to know the facts I would suggest that you talk to Michael's heavenly father and his son Christ Jesus, because that is the only way you will know the truth......I believe Michael has stated in many of his clues indirectly.."You will know the Truth and the Truth will set you Free....Jesus said I am the way and the TRUTH and the life and no man comes to the father but by me.....And no this doesn't involve RELIGION..religion was a diversion created by the Illuminati to confuse the world and that is has done...no one single thing is argued and fought over more than MONEY.. Christianity means to be Christ like and this is what Michael lived each and every day and he said that was his goal, to live like Christ and no..there is no one individual that can do it perfectly as long as we live on this earth but Michael was as close as most anyone will ever get. Jesus didn't die on the cross to give us religion, but to give us a close and personal relationship with our Heavenly Father the creator. So if you REALLY intend to know the TRUTH here, then maybe your approach need to be re-evaluated because right now it all seem to be about arguing and strife and confussion, and everyone wanting to be right about their opinions...In this case opinions are irrelivant. Only facts will lead to the truth.........PRAY!!"

Where to start? Lets go with the easy stuff. Jesus said "I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life; no one comes to the Father but by Me." (John 16:4 Modern King James Version) So as this bit has absolutely nothing to do with religion, allegedly, Jesus must be talking about Joseph the carpenter as if he was talking about God obviously God has a religious connection. So if it wasn't God and it was about Joseph, was Jesus merely saying that he made appointments for a carpenter?

Jesus: Hello, Christian Carpentry, Jesus here - how can I help?
Customer: Can I speak to Joseph?
Jesus: Nope. You want to speak to my Dad you have to speak to me.
Customer: This is your mother, put your father on the phone.
Jesus: I clearly said you want to speak to him you have to speak to me.
Customer: Jesus, this is your Mother.
Jesus: No exceptions, sorry Mom, see you when I get home.

So Navibl was correct Jesus' statement had nothing to do with religion; he was merely a carpenter's secretary.

Religion was a diversion created by the Illuminati? I read that 5 times because I thought I must have read it wrong. Jesus died around 33 C.E. and Adam Weishaupt started the Illuminati on May 1, 1776. Unless you want to believe the theory that the Illuminati are in fact an extraterrestrial race of reptiles and can be traced back to the Garden of Eden. So Adam and Eve are happily living in the garden and the Illuminati seduced Eve with the tree of knowledge and 'enlightened' her. That clears that up. Next time anyone bitches that Satan fucked everything up by getting Eve to eat the fruit - just punch them in the face and show them back of the dollar bill and say "Satan is alright, it is those Illuminati bastards you have to watch for."

Michael Jackson lived each and every day trying to be Christ-like? Didn't Jesus Christ say something about a rich man getting in to heaven is more difficult than a male getting into Souza's underwear? Michael spent thousands on shopping trips. In the Bashir documentary (yes I know it is not meant to be mentioned) Michael spends thousands on various trinkets. More power to him, he earned the money, as I see it he spends it how he wants, he wants to buy a load of art and ornaments fair enough. I don't remember the Bible ever mentioning Jesus heading into the local Ed Hardy's and kitting all the disciples out. Maybe I just missed that bit.

The Bible speaks of Michael Jackson? What fucking Bible are you reading? I searched seven (thought the number 7 might help) different Bibles and not one mentioned Michael Jackson. NMJV (New Michael Jackson Version) might mention him, but not any of the so-called normal Bibles in use. And by the theory that religion is merely a diversion from the Illuminati would that not mean the Illuminati mention Michael Jackson?

And as for the Nephilim they get mentioned in Genesis 6:1-7. Noah built an ark and in Genesis 7:21 it states that "all flesh that moved upon the face of the earth died." So as the Illuminati never made it on the ark they died out. Sucks to be them. Dead in the first book of the Bible.

So while you are praying to an empty sky, seems the Illuminati created religion and there is no God, remember I'm not the one that said Christianity was an Illuminati trick. Hope your god, whomever that may be, strikes you down.

So the Illuminati who have been in power since man has been on the Earth can control billions of people through false religion yet they cannot stop two Dutch cunts from revealing all their plans? Doesn't seem that likely to me.

Peace.