3/03/2010

Religion Merely A Diversion

According to the MJHD Conspiracy thread at the S&M Concentration Camp; forum member Navibl has this to say:

"The Bible says we war not against flesh and blood, but again powers and principalities of darkness. Ask any Bible scholar about Nephilim...they will tell you were the Illuminati heritage comes from. The bibles is not as some would like to interpret it as a history book, it a book of instruction and prophesy. It tells of the things that are happening in our world today, and YES it speaks of Michael, but then I am not giving that piece way for diversion. If you want to know that one you will have to dig.

What has taken place in Michael's life is far greater than most indivduals will ever be able to comprehend. So if you really want to know the facts I would suggest that you talk to Michael's heavenly father and his son Christ Jesus, because that is the only way you will know the truth......I believe Michael has stated in many of his clues indirectly.."You will know the Truth and the Truth will set you Free....Jesus said I am the way and the TRUTH and the life and no man comes to the father but by me.....And no this doesn't involve RELIGION..religion was a diversion created by the Illuminati to confuse the world and that is has done...no one single thing is argued and fought over more than MONEY.. Christianity means to be Christ like and this is what Michael lived each and every day and he said that was his goal, to live like Christ and no..there is no one individual that can do it perfectly as long as we live on this earth but Michael was as close as most anyone will ever get. Jesus didn't die on the cross to give us religion, but to give us a close and personal relationship with our Heavenly Father the creator. So if you REALLY intend to know the TRUTH here, then maybe your approach need to be re-evaluated because right now it all seem to be about arguing and strife and confussion, and everyone wanting to be right about their opinions...In this case opinions are irrelivant. Only facts will lead to the truth.........PRAY!!"

Where to start? Lets go with the easy stuff. Jesus said "I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life; no one comes to the Father but by Me." (John 16:4 Modern King James Version) So as this bit has absolutely nothing to do with religion, allegedly, Jesus must be talking about Joseph the carpenter as if he was talking about God obviously God has a religious connection. So if it wasn't God and it was about Joseph, was Jesus merely saying that he made appointments for a carpenter?

Jesus: Hello, Christian Carpentry, Jesus here - how can I help?
Customer: Can I speak to Joseph?
Jesus: Nope. You want to speak to my Dad you have to speak to me.
Customer: This is your mother, put your father on the phone.
Jesus: I clearly said you want to speak to him you have to speak to me.
Customer: Jesus, this is your Mother.
Jesus: No exceptions, sorry Mom, see you when I get home.

So Navibl was correct Jesus' statement had nothing to do with religion; he was merely a carpenter's secretary.

Religion was a diversion created by the Illuminati? I read that 5 times because I thought I must have read it wrong. Jesus died around 33 C.E. and Adam Weishaupt started the Illuminati on May 1, 1776. Unless you want to believe the theory that the Illuminati are in fact an extraterrestrial race of reptiles and can be traced back to the Garden of Eden. So Adam and Eve are happily living in the garden and the Illuminati seduced Eve with the tree of knowledge and 'enlightened' her. That clears that up. Next time anyone bitches that Satan fucked everything up by getting Eve to eat the fruit - just punch them in the face and show them back of the dollar bill and say "Satan is alright, it is those Illuminati bastards you have to watch for."

Michael Jackson lived each and every day trying to be Christ-like? Didn't Jesus Christ say something about a rich man getting in to heaven is more difficult than a male getting into Souza's underwear? Michael spent thousands on shopping trips. In the Bashir documentary (yes I know it is not meant to be mentioned) Michael spends thousands on various trinkets. More power to him, he earned the money, as I see it he spends it how he wants, he wants to buy a load of art and ornaments fair enough. I don't remember the Bible ever mentioning Jesus heading into the local Ed Hardy's and kitting all the disciples out. Maybe I just missed that bit.

The Bible speaks of Michael Jackson? What fucking Bible are you reading? I searched seven (thought the number 7 might help) different Bibles and not one mentioned Michael Jackson. NMJV (New Michael Jackson Version) might mention him, but not any of the so-called normal Bibles in use. And by the theory that religion is merely a diversion from the Illuminati would that not mean the Illuminati mention Michael Jackson?

And as for the Nephilim they get mentioned in Genesis 6:1-7. Noah built an ark and in Genesis 7:21 it states that "all flesh that moved upon the face of the earth died." So as the Illuminati never made it on the ark they died out. Sucks to be them. Dead in the first book of the Bible.

So while you are praying to an empty sky, seems the Illuminati created religion and there is no God, remember I'm not the one that said Christianity was an Illuminati trick. Hope your god, whomever that may be, strikes you down.

So the Illuminati who have been in power since man has been on the Earth can control billions of people through false religion yet they cannot stop two Dutch cunts from revealing all their plans? Doesn't seem that likely to me.

Peace.

9 comments:

3D said...

ROFLMFOOOO. Conspiracy you would go to hell for what you wrote, except God has the best sense of humor of all. After all he invented it. He is probably laughing too.

"Michael Jackson lived each and every day trying to be Christ-like? Didn't Jesus Christ say something about a rich man getting in to heaven is more difficult than a male getting into Souza's underwear?"
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"And as for the Nephilim they get mentioned in Genesis 6:1-7. Noah built an ark and in Genesis 7:21 it states that "all flesh that moved upon the face of the earth died." So as the Illuminati never made it on the ark they died out. Sucks to be them. Dead in the first book of the Bible."

Oh, man, so fucking funny. You have outdid yourself on those two. Time for Las Vegas, you are ready for Saturday Night Live. Too funny!

mjjveritas said...

Conspiracy, Being an Atheist my "Bible" of choice is "The God Delusion" written by Richard Dawkins.

WhatTheDeuce said...

Oh....my....fucking....God.

From all the crazy shit I've read on the S&M forum, this one definitely takes the fucking cake! Now religion was created by the Illuminati?! Are these people on drugs?! LMFAO

By the way, as soon as I saw the word "Jesus" on the dialog, I started cracking up! That was too fucking funny. JC is the man, hahaha! And this line - "Didn't Jesus Christ say something about a rich man getting in to heaven is more difficult than a male getting into Souza's underwear?" - made me ROTFLMAO! I don't know how do you come up with this stuff, but Kudos! :)

TOSHA said...

Preach Conspiracy Preach you tell them.

Anonymous said...

La présence de Michael dans la Bible, mais c'est simple voyons et elles n' y ont même pas pensé!

Bereshith bara Elohim, là est le mim pour Michael d'autant que Elohim est à l'origine un pluriel traduisant les potentialités divines cachées dans l'océan primordial et qu'anime le souffle de l'Esprit, donc le mim souligne la présence de Michael déjà en Elohim au moment de la création. Et puis la lettre d'avant est un i; or le i peut-être aussi lu J en Hébreux en tant que semi-consonne, donc vous avez aussi Jackson contenu dans les premiers mots de la création.....Si simple...sous les yeux......

Nouvelle traduction:
Au commencement, Dieu (et sa potentialité créative, Michael Jackson) créa ha shamayim va ha aretz, je vous laisse déchiffrer la suite.....

Anonymous said...

The Jesus phone call is hilarious!

Anonymous said...

Seems that the parasites on this page know nothing of Religion or Christianity, because one has nothing to do with the other. There is only ONE Jesus Christ and about 12000 different religions. Christianity is about relationship with God through Jesus...Oh but why am I wasting cyber space here? Parasites can't comprehend..I hope God will allow his son Jesus to have mercy on your pathetic souls souls so that we don't have to watch you burn in hell.

Anonymous said...

souls souls? what souls? there aren't any!

Anonymous said...

keep your parasite "soul" to yourself, moron!

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