Coca Cola Release New Label

Shortly after Conrad Murray made his brief appearance at court today in Los Angeles Coca Cola announced a new label which will be released for two weeks in June this year.

Coca Cola spokesman, Scott Williamson, said "After today, thanks to the defense team of Conrad Murray, the Michael Jackson and Coca Cola link was advertised without us even having to spend a dime on advertising. We couldn't have asked for better advertising."

Ed Chernoff, defense attorney for Conrad Murray, after the court appearance said "The defense team has no connection with Coca Cola, and Conrad is not making any profit from this. Although it does show Conrad in a better light."

Scott Williamson continued "We expect this to be our biggest selling limited edition can. If all goes well we may release other limited edition cans related to Michael Jackson. Who knows in the future we may get Brian Oxman to help us sell some 'Justice4MJ' coke cans."

The limited edition can is going to be on sale from June 7, 2010 to June 21, 2010. Although the official can design has not been approved the draft below from Coca Cola shows what the can is expected to look like.

Artist impression of new Coca Cola label

Peace.

Legal Notice: This can design has no connection with Coca Cola and although Scott Williamson is a spokesman for Coca Cola he never said anything. This can may or may not ever be seen in the stores.

New MJDHI TV Series

HBO announced yesterday that as part of their Summer line-up they will introduce a new show called MJDHI: Dutch - Behind The Scenes Of The Hoax.

HBO spokesman, Diego Aldana, said "We know this show is going to pull the audience in. It has everything, sex, drugs, and techno music. We took the three main people of MJDHI and put them in a single apartment, much like Three's Company, but with the added twist that they will be investigating the theory that Michael Jackson hoaxed his death."

The main cast will be Souza played by Rachel Stevens, Mo played by Sophia Bush, and Badkolo played by Rowan Atkinson.

Souza, Badkolo, and Mo
(Rachel Stevens, Rowan Atkinson, and Sophia Bush)

Rachel Stevens, former member of S Club, said "When I was approached by HBO to do this series I really didn't want to play a Dutch lesbian that hangs around with some gay guy who lives with his mum. But when I read the script and saw who some of the possible guest stars were I knew I just had to do it."

With regards to the guest stars that will be appearing, Sophia Bush, no relation to former President George Bush, said "I think it is great that the Jackson family can see the funny side of all this. In the first episode we have Joe Jackson sell Badkolo a used car and then Badkolo has to try and get the money to pay him before Joe has him kneecapped."

Rowan Atkinson, of Mr. Bean fame said "I don't know who these people are in real life and when I was researching my character I really felt sorry for them. I mean they they think the Illuminati is running the world. If that was true my paycheck would be signed by David Rothschild. And then the whole lesbian thing, and the fact that my character Badkolo, is in real life gay and living at home with his mother just cracked me up."

Although HBO were unable to confirm the exact date that the series will start air they did state that as the date gets closer an advertising campaign would start worldwide. Diego Aldana finished the announcement with "This is really it. People will see the reality behind these people and what really makes them tick. It is one of those shows where the reality is a whole lot crazier than the image they portray on their forum."

The website of the show is http://www.hbo.com/MJDHI

Peace.

Legal Notice: Although Diego Aldana is an actual spokesman of HBO he had nothing to do with this announcement. The show MJDHI: Dutch may not actually exist and none of the celebrities mentioned know anything about it.

These People Represent You?

Whether you are a hoaxie, believer, or just plain curious you need to grow a fucking backbone. You need to start standing up for yourselves. Words are not enough - action is the only way forward.

I'm talking about the bullshit article that appeared in the Dutch newspaper, Leeuwarder Courant, featuring the Dutch, alleged lesbians, Souza and Mo. I read the post over at the S&M Concentration Camp and I read the translation to English and was disgusted. The translation reads as:

"Michael Jackson is not dead, he's alive. And he will come back. Soon he will be in the spot light again. He will then wake up humanity with his message: the world is about to be controlled by a secret society or worse, the Antichrist.

Michael is in hiding to come back stronger and to expose the New World Order. This is the firm belief of the masses, who seek each other on the Internet. At http://www.michaeljacksonhoaxforum.com they exchange clues and ideas. They impute Michael of some kind of messianic role.

The forum also attracts fierce opponents of the "Jackson-alive' thought, which results sometimes in threatening messages. That is why these two Dutch initiators use their nicknames Mo and Souza. But Mo does reveal that she's a 41-year-old resident of Kollumerland.

That there's a consistent pattern in people denying the death of a celebrity, does not Mo's mind. The evidence showing Elvis is alive is minor in proportion to this case. "Maybe 1/10 part of clues we have about Michael Jackson being alive".

According to Mo and Souza there's major evidence in the death certificate. "It shows the name Michael Joseph Jackson. That name is not according to his other official identification documents. Those show Michael Joe Jackson as his name. That's something that can't be changed overnight".

Soon after Michael's death was reported they started doubting. Michael was remembered on CNN by his friend Dave Dave, a man whose face has been maimed in 1983 because he deliberately was set on fire by his father. Dave Dave told how Michael took care of him and was like a father to him.

Mo and Souza were amazed by Dave Dave's appearance on CNN: those gestures, that way of talking. "We fell off the couch, and yelled: That's him!". Michael's and Dave's faces were simply to match by computer.

Mo and Souza say say it is unbelievable that the full autopsy was released to the public, while the lawsuit against Jackson's doctor yet has to begin. The meticulous description of the body does not match the body of Michael, they believe. There is no mentioning of the burns Jackson sustained during shooting a Pepsi commercial. No word on the cosmetic cleft in his chin, or the skin disease lupus.

Mo is definitely not a fan of Jackson, she stressed. "The real die hard fans don't even notice what's going on. They just write 'Oh we miss you so much' on the fan forums, that's just how far they get. We started investigating because things just don't add up.''

"The ambulance with which he was transported to the hospital made three attempts to exit the drive way backwards, that makes no sense, as Google Earth shows there's a huge roundabout on the property. Why didn't the ambulance speed up, and were there no alarm lights nor sirens?".

To Mo and Souza it's clear: Michael's disappearance is linked to other major events: World improvers as Reverend King, President Kennedy and Princess Diana were removed, the secret society of the Illuminati is about to hit, the Age of Aquarius is coming.

Kollumerland's Mo keeps her identity a secret because threats were ventilated towards them. She knows that she's laughed at, but it is less important. She is convinced that she will have the last laugh when Michael emerges. Please be patient."

These two cunts don't represent me in any shape or form. I don't give a fuck about the Illuminati. I don't think they have anything to do with Michael Jackson whatsoever. But because so many are willing to buy into this bullshit and keep their Concentration Camp forum going, they are allowed to do shitty interviews with sub-quality websites and newspapers that 98% of the world cannot be bothered to read.

These two fucking dykes are representing you just in case you didn't realize it. When you tell friends and family that you believe Michael Jackson is alive this is the shit they will think of. They will think you believe that everyone since the dawn of time has had some connection to the Illuminati; and that the Illuminati is some all-powerful, elite, organization that can 'off' anyone they feel like.

These two dumb fucks are making you look ridiculous. You know how everyone thinks of Muslims as a bunch of cave dwelling terrorists thanks to the media. The same is now happening right before your eyes you are going to be thought of as a Illuminati-fearing nut that thinks that reptiles took over the White House years ago.

Michael Jackson is not dead, he's alive. And he will come back. Soon he will be in the spot light again. He will then wake up humanity with his message: the world is about to be controlled by a secret society or worse, the Antichrist. - Whether the newspaper said this in jest or not is not the point. This is the message you get when you look at the S&M Concentration Camp. Michael Jackson is going to save us all against the Antichrist. Every fucking topic is about the fucking Illuminati almost.

Today I denounce my membership to the S&M Concentration Camp. I don't want to be represented by theses cunts. Do I believe Michael Jackson faked his death? Yes. Do I believe that the Illuminati had anything to do with it? No. Do I want the world to think I am some Illuminati-fearing nut? No. Fuck the Illuminati. They just are not as powerful as they are made out to be. Otherwise all these people spilling the secrets of the Illuminati would be deader than Jermaine Jackson's singing career.

Next time you are about to log in at the S&M Concentration Camp think before you do. Do you want to be tarred with the same brush as Souza and Mo are painting you as?

Dog Autopsies and the Illuminati is not what this is about. And if nobody logs into the S&M Concentration Camp these two fucking idiots will no longer be representative of what a believer is.

Peace.

Legal Notice: Souza and Mo have never been proven to be lesbians although it is clear that at the very least bisexual is on the cards for both of the rug munching Dutch admins.

Is Justice4MJ A Racist Group?

In a couple of days, if all the paperwork is complete, Conrad Murray will be making an appearance in court once again. Conrad Murray, will be center stage once more as he continues the charade of court proceedings.

With Conrad Murray only getting charged with involuntary manslaughter and not getting first degree murder with the possibility of the death penalty there has sprung out of nowhere the group going by Justice4MJ.

But just why are these people screaming for justice? The LAPD did a shit job in stopping access to a possible crime scene. Latoya and Katherine Jackson were allowed to remove things from the possible crime scene. The fudged autopsy which took forever and a day to actually get completed. The various leaks of information from the Coroner's office. The District Attorney's office took there sweet time to actually charge Murray with anything and when they did they allowed him to come in when he was ready to. And then Murray is charged with involuntary manslaughter.

Or is there a deeper reason that these people screaming for 'justice' have popped out the woodwork to try and ensure that Conrad Murray receives life imprisonment or worse?

Looking at the facts that the media gave, which is mostly what they want us to know and not really the truth, Conrad Murray recklessly gave medication to Michael Jackson which caused him to have a cardiac arrest and subsequently die.

So using the facts to prove murder you have to fulfill various variables.

Provocation - Was Conrad Murray provoked when he allegedly killed Michael Jackson? Conrad Murray was getting $150,000 per month as a personal doctor. Not exactly the best provocation killing your meal ticket.

Self Defense - Was Murray attacked by Michael Jackson? Not likely seems even the media never picked up on it.

Diminished Capacity - Was Murray nuttier than a fruitcake when he gave the alleged lethal injection? No. He was fully aware of what he was doing.

So the only thing that can be proven, in a court of law, is that Murray gave a dose or Propofol, or some mixture, and that turned out to be lethal; allegedly. Involuntary manslaughter is the best you could go for with all the 'supposed' facts that are available.

So where were the Justice4MJ people when Dr. Kevorkian was on trial. This guy admitted committing euthanasia on at least 130 different people. Where were these fucking do-gooders when he was on trial? He only served EIGHT years of a 10-25 year prison sentence for 2nd degree murder.

They were absolutely nowhere to be found. Why? Because Dr. Kevorkian is white. If he was an African-American like Dr. Murray they would have most likely been all over him like flies on shit making sure he received the death penalty.

So while these assholes are standing outside the courtroom with their banners and placards screaming for so-called justice the deeper feeling behind their cause is nothing more than racist bigotry that just wants to see another black man either die needlessly or rot in a prison cell for the rest of his life.

They don't want justice they want their movement to be seen as a great cause yet if they get their way, once Murray is imprisoned for life you won't see or hear from these bigot racists ever again.

Justice4MJ Merely A Racist Group?

Peace.

Legal Notice: There is no proof that Justice4MJ is a racist group. But actions do speak louder than words sometimes.

Spoon Bender Geller And 0.2%

Over at MJHD.NET, in the topic The Uri Geller Show, allegedly Uri Geller announced that maybe Michael Jackson will be making a comeback next week. Allegedly after a show Uri Geller said:

"I shouldn't be saying this, but there will be a person here next week. Everybody here in the Netherlands knows him or her he / she is a Mega star and he will reveal himself here next week. This will be breaking news all over the world. I'm 99.8 % sure that he will be here next week, but there is a possibility that he won't show up." (paraphrased)

Hold on there Uri - just how did you know this ground breaking news? We haven't forgot that your fucking useless psychic powers did not pick up that Martin Bashir was nothing but a snake. And we haven't forgotten that Michael severed his friendship with you in 2002 because of your part in that documentary. And now we are all supposed to jump up and down like a bunch of Miley Cyrus fans because you say Michael Jackson is making a comeback next week?

But wait, with your great psychic powers you didn't actually say that. Because you put a 0.2% possibility of it not happening in there. Nice cover for when it doesn't happen. Like me making a prediction that I'm 99.8% sure next week Souza will declare her love, publicly, to Mo - but there is still a 0.2% chance she won't.

I'm not sure why PianoGames is all over this guy. I mean the PianoGames forum is like some scary shrine to Uri Geller. But before I even think of believing Uri on this in the slightest I'd like Uri to answer a couple of questions:

Why didn't your mystical psychic abilities pick up that Martin Bashir was a useless fucking cunt?

What did you do with the 'expenses' money that Bashir/ITV paid you?

Do you really expect us to believe that Michael's comeback will be announced by a person he put on a 'hate list' along with Tom Sneddon and Gloria Allred?

And how come the only time it was mentioned that you and Michael had patched things up was after June 25, 2009?

Come on, Michael announcing his comeback through Uri 'I bend spoons' Geller is about as likely as Michael announcing his comeback on Karen Faye's Facebook page. This guy is one fucking crackhead that is relying on the 0.2% possibility of it not happening to save his sorry ass when it does not happen.

Peace.

Legal Notice: Uri Geller is a tosser. This is public opinion by a lot of fans of Michael Jackson and people that are not fans of Michael Jackson. The fact that he can bend spoons does not mean he can predict the future. I bend forks but have no psychic powers.