Watch Out For The Fucktards

You ever watched Twitter? Not like it is a series or anything, just looked at the occasional person and thought "What the fuck do they do?"

I was looking at a few yesterday, and there are some seriously sad cunts about. I'm thinking that if Twitter had a asylum along with their jail a lot of hoaxers would be in there for sure.

I'm not questioning the intellect levels of the hoaxers - although to be completely honest some of these fuckers need their intellect questioned. Actually, to be brutally honest I'm surprised some of these dumb fuckers even managed to get a computer on; and log in to Twitter. What I'm questioning is their obsessiveness on the hoax; and all things Michael Jackson.

We have all seen the Twitter accounts I am on about. From the second they wake up to the moment their fucking medication kicks in at night they tweet nothing but Michael Jackson. It just cannot be healthy.

Personally, alive or dead, depending where you are on the hoax it doesn't matter - get a fucking life. The fucktards sitting tweeting nothing but Michael Jackson need psychiatric help more than some dumb fucking cunt calling themselves Leahcim Noskcaj.

Don't they ever do anything else? I mean every tweet is about Michael Jackson. The news, the articles, the pictures, and the music they are listening to is Michael Jackson. That is just not healthy. It gets close to these little fucking teenagers that class themselves as 'beliebers'. You stare at the screen, and start thinking that you would like to do Columbine on a global scale - throw the trench coat on, grab a couple of M16s, a decent amount of ammunition - then go start unloading clip after clip until the average I.Q. for the human race slowly rises. Call it 'Intellect Cleansing'.

There is more to life than just one musician. No doubt Michael Jackson had a massive influence on music but so did Jim Morrison, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Elvis, Madonna, Bach, and Beethoven.

Reading some of the hoaxers time-lines on Twitter they have tweeted nothing but Michael Jackson. Fuck, even his own brothers and sisters are tweeting about other shit. I mean, come on, people bitch like whiny little cunts that the media hounded Michael Jackson; but at least the media reports on more than just Michael Jackson. Fuck, even TMZ, the supposed news site for the hoax, reports on other things.

Does their Twitter time-lines indicate their actual life? It would be a fucking shit household to live in if that was their life:

0630 Wake Up.
0632 Check TMZ for Michael Jackson related articles.
0635 Make coffee.
0700 Get the kids ready for school.
0730 Get the kids on the bus.
0732 Login to Twitter, Facebook, Myspace.
0733 Reply to all Michael Jackson related posts.
0750 Watch 9 Michael Jackson related Youtube videos.
0920 Watch This Is It DVD and check for clues.
1100 Start housework.
1104 Check Twitter, Facebook, Myspace.
1201 Get a sandwich.
1210 Re-read the Autopsy Report in case something was missed.
1300 Check the forums out for new sightings, clues, and Illuminati stuff.
1422 Check Twitter, Facebook, Myspace.
1430 Watch new Michael Jackson related video on Youtube.
1440 Watch an old movie mentioned on MJHD.NET which contains a connection.
1520 Kids arrive home.
1620 Reply to post on MJHD.NET.
1625 Fall asleep.
1700 Make kids some dinner. Mac & Cheese.
1720 Write a post on MJHD.NET about a dream I had featuring Michael Jackson.
1755 Check Twitter,Myspace, Facebook.
1757 Twitter is down.
1802 Twitter is back up.
1805 Join a Tinychat room and discuss Michael Jackson.
2035 Read the divorce papers again.
2044 Sign the divorce papers.
2046 Check Twitter, Myspace, Facebook.
2100 Put kids to bed.
2104 Sign back into Tinychat.
2330 Go to bed.

And then you have the fucked up fanatics that not only tweet, live and breathe Michael Jackson, you have the dumb fuckers that add following every fucking fake Michael Jackson, informer, supposed informer, and someone who knew the daughter of the bingo caller whose sister was married to this biker dude that knew this woman who dated a guy whose sister was at college with someone who was a cleaner for Michael Jackson from 1992 to 1994 to their insanity.

It is bad enough that they live and breathe one person but then they have to add the stupidity of giving every dumb European fucktard who thinks they are Michael Jackson their 15 minutes of fame. Well, the electric chair takes 35 minutes to complete (the bit where witnesses watch any way) so let us just put every fucking fake on the electric chair and give them 35 minutes of fame.

Don't get me wrong there is nothing wrong with being involved in the hoax but there is other things that happen in life, and the world, that just don't have no connection to Michael Jackson. But looking at some of the time-lines on Twitter it is like these fuckers are mentally one little step away from being locked up in some asylum.

Peace.

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