12/19/2010

Hoaxer Christmas Gifts

Fuck searching eBay for Christmas presents for the hoaxer in your life. Now exclusively from MJHDC productions a selection of gifts are available. All orders placed before December 22 will be shipped in time for Christmas no matter what corner of the world you live in.




The Foam Finger: Tired of supporting your team to see some over-paid asshole fuck up on the field and lose the match for nothing? Well now you can support Souza and Mo as they take to the battlefields. Who will win? Who knows or cares? But you can show your support for either side with this giant 'Flip The Foam' finger. So fuck off Souza and fuck off Mo; support who the fuck you want for just $29.95


The TS Calculator: Confused by the Souza/TS/TIAI posts and how they worked that shit out? No longer do you need to worry as no matter what number you press on this 'unofficial official TS calculator' the answer will always be 7; or a derivative of 7 such as 777. Hoaxing clues will no longer baffle you as you look like Albert Einstein on crack with this unofficial official TS calculator. Yours for the low, low, price of $7.77


Rosetta Stone (Mauraish): Are you a hoaxer that doesn't live in a gutter? Are you confused by the crazy fucked up ebonics that Maura spouts out of her mouth? Fear no more. MJHDC in association with Rosetta Stone present Mauraish levels 1 - 5. By the time you have finished this world class software course you will be able to speak like Maura; and be able to back track anything you say without making sense. Michael's message has never been so fucking filthy. Yours for the steal of a price $49.99


The MJ Dildo: Finished talking to Michael on Twitter, Facebook, or Myspace? Why does it have to end there? Now with this exclusive sex toy it doesn't have to. Plug it into the USB port of your computer and whenever that fake MJ on Twitter, Facebook, or Myspace types "hee hee" you'll feel the pulsations of joy rush through your body. This gift is 100% fun and then some. Styled in the colors vitiligo to guarantee that 'authentic' experience. Just $29.99

Peace.

Cuss Count: Semi-High

Legal Notice: None of these products really exist and have nothing to do with the companies they may look like they represent. This post is satire; but if you didn't realize that just make your checks payable to MJHDC and send them to the first address you think of.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

SMILING

Anonymous said...

This is so hilarious and disgusting at the same time....
I think that the vitiligo part is just too much for me in MJ context.... o_O

Anonymous said...

LMFAO!! I love you!

Anonymous said...

LOL, SOUZA SUCKS BIG TIME!
FUCK YOU SOUZA!
FUCK YOU MJHD!
FUCK YOU SHEEPS!
FUCK YOU STUPID SELFISH PEOPLE THAT INVADE MICHAEL'S PRIVACY!
YOU'RE ALL HYPOCRITS!
ALL FOR LOVE MY ASS
HYPOCRITS
SOUZA, YOUR FORUM DAYS ARE COUNTED
ASK TS TO DO THE MATH

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