5/13/2010

Illuminati Warn Souza And Mo

Yesterday, the Illuminati issued a stern warning to Administrators of the Michael Jackson Death Hoax Investigators website - "Leave the Illuminati alone or you will die." Usually such a statement would not carry much weight but Joe Jackson, patriarch of the Jackson family, has said that he totally supports the sentiments contained in the video.

The video was sent to ABC news, who broke their usual program "Money Matters" to show the video in full. Although it lasts a little over a minute the message is very chilling. The full transcript of the video is:

"Who I am is not important. Who I represent is important. I represent the Grand Lodge of the Order of Enlightened. We watch your media and see the lies that are perpetrated against us. We have been watching conspiracy theory websites and forums for a long time now. We are not happy with how two Dutch women are portraying us on their forum. The lies must stop or action will be taken. We had nothing to do with Michael Jackson faking his death and have no desire to be associated in any shape or form with this matter. If the people who run this forum do not cease their constant lies then our order will have no other alternative than to act to ensure that our good name is not marred by these foolish people.

The Order has a strict code which is adhered to. We do not promote violence of any sort unless it is in defense. The administrators of this forum have consistently attacked our very order; and as such we are afforded the right to defend ourselves. If this results in death it is justified by the very code which we follow. We are not trying to control the world, we are not involved in clandestine activities which impact world governments, and as I stated we are not in any way involved with Michael Jackson faking his death.

If this constant attack on our order does not cease we will have no option than to take action on these people; and believe me when I say our order will not stop until their blood is raining from the very skies."

ABC Nightline news reporter, Chris Bury, said "We were not sure who sent the video to us. And we originally had no intention of playing it on air but something about the video just screamed that it needed to be shown to the world. We have since removed the video from our websites due to threats which were made against our producer Tom Bettag. It did however open my eyes to the lengths that some people will go to just to promote their own ideology. I mean this Souza and Mo are seriously on another planet."

As usual the Jackson family remains split about the video; with very few members of the family acknowledging the existence of the video. But Joe Jackson spoke about the video: "I'm not into that Illuminati bullshit crap. Ain't nobody controlling my world; except Katherine if you know what I mean. But I had a look at this forum that was mentioned and these people are fucking crazy. Who in their right mind goes to the Sun newspaper? Them motherfuckers used to use Michael as fodder for their rag. And then that lesbian, according to rumors, gets on her forum and starts fucking crying about how the sun misquoted her. Fucking shut up bitch. So I agree with these Illuminati people if you can't stand the heat get the fuck out the kitchen. I would have to bitch-slap Katherine upside the head if she pulled that shit. Come on, you can't take two alleged lesbians, and a gay clown seriously. No wonder these Illuminati people are pissed. If someone is going to step up and diss you then you want it to be someone worthwhile. No point busting a cap on a couple of lesbians and a faggot unless that faggot is Jason Pfeiffer. I'd bust a cap in that motherfucker in a motherfucking heartbeat."

Although the video was removed from the ABC website the controversy over the contents have sent shock waves throughout the Internet. Google co-founder, Larry Page said: "That is some scary shit, but you mess with the big boys you better bring your 'A' game. We had the same problem with China. We just sat back and said fuck them and look what happened. You have to take this sort of thing seriously."

(Video Capture from ABC News 05/12/2010)

Peace.

Legal Notice: The Illuminati does not exist in the scary way they are portrayed it is just a bunch of corrupt governments and bankers who think they control the world. They get away with this because people believe it. ABC and Google, and their representatives, had nothing to do with this post. This post has no connection to Vanity Fair and as such should not be taken seriously. This post is satire.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

If that came to be reality it would not surprise me in the least. no-one in their right mind, or out of it for that matter, would even dream of exposing the illuminati to the media without facing the consequences, & i would imagine they would be severe...jmo..L.O.V.E

Anonymous said...

fake

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

fake
May 13, 2010 10:27 PM

Ummm Duh! Must be a Smouze follower LOL! Maybe next time try reading the entire post, you seem to have missed this part:

Legal Notice: The Illuminati does not exist in the scary way they are portrayed it is just a bunch of corrupt governments and bankers who think they control the world. They get away with this because people believe it. ABC and Google, and their representatives, had nothing to do with this post. This post has no connection to Vanity Fair and as such should not be taken seriously. This post is satire.

Funny Funny stuff here Conspiracy!

WhatTheDeuce said...

"If this constant attack on our order does not cease we will have no option than to take action on these people; and believe me when I say our order will not stop until their blood is raining from the very skies."

Wonder what would the Illuminati prefer in the Dutchies' case: a Earth, Air, Fire or Water "punishment" ?

(Stupid virtual flowers for the first to catch the reference) LOL.

Anonymous said...

I do not take light of any of this stuff. If they are good people not trying to look bad, then how come they have threatened to spill blood of any website owner that does not intend to take that information about them down. Where is our freedom? I thought that this country was freedom of speech. Looks like I am wrong

d.o. said...

DUTCH PEOPLE SUCK ASS
"This is not an opinion, it is a fact, one we should acknowledge and be wary of. The Dutch are a foul and dishonourable collection of people. Throughout history they've defiled the world with their nasty presence and even today, with the possibilities provided by internet, they pose a considerable and persistant bother to the online world. The Dutch have no business being alive. Their achievements in culture/politics/whatever are negligible when compared to the harm they've caused to all who have had to cope with them in the course of history. Their arrogance and rabid ignorance makes them dangerous, because they will be unable to comprehend the necessity of an organization such as:

The Anti-Dutch Movement!"

READ ON: http://members.multiweb.nl/hooguit/Dutch/DutchIndex.htm

WhatTheDeuce said...

About the Sun article...

Member: "Souza, we're a community, I'd like there would be more participation of our voice on issues like this."

Souza: "First of all, I am SURE people would have voted against us and I have the opinion that it's a GOOD thing this is happening, even though the media is AGAIN misreporting. So I am sorry to play the bitchy card here, but whatever would have been voted, I would still have made the same choice, because I believe the media should take notice before he can even consider to return."

And then they wonder why people call them Nazis... *shaking my head*


@ d.o. - Awesome! I wanna join that site! xD

Anonymous said...

So much fun!

ROFL said...

d.o , I don't think that's nice to call the dutch people what you are calling them .. it's racism ..
It's ok if you can't stand souza and Mo .. but ..comon..

anonymous 3 said...

d.o, thanks for the site...ROFLMAO
Couldn't help myself there being Flemish...BWAHAHAHA.....poor dutchies...
OK I've had my laugh, some of them are really cool, others are so not (I won't call any names but they're known to wear little moustaches..lol)

Anonymous said...

"Souza: First of all, I am SURE people would have voted against us and I have the opinion that it's a GOOD thing this is happening, even though the media is AGAIN misreporting. So I am sorry to play the bitchy card here, but whatever would have been voted, I would still have made the same choice, because I believe the media should take notice before he can even consider to return."

Funny the Souza would say this has to get to the media for MJ to CONSIDER a return, implying her (and Mo) think he might not return. I was always under the impression they both were 1000% sure he was going to return. I think this statement is providing wiggle room for them if he does not return or if he is actually dead. Either way, they become famous. Very clever.

Anonymous said...

You know when you think about it, it seems that history is repeating itself. At the original MJHD, Mo and Souza got really popular and their sheeple worshipped them. They got arrogant and power hungry. I personally think they wanted MJHD for a long time and made it look stupid with their crazed theories, which ironically can no longer be found on the portion of the old db b/c that was obtained. The Original Admin got vilified to the point that people could not see what was going to happen, and the duo used that knowing its downfall was imminent.

Once they acquired MJHD, they went right back to being typical mo and souza: arrogant and power-hungry.

anonymous 3 said...

@anon May 17 10:30PM & May 18 7:55 AM
I agree with you both.
As they stated they're not fans of "Mike" (grrrr...hate that familiarity, his name is Michael as far as I know), so, what are they doing besides of fishing for fame, attention, money???
I'm so sure they don't give a toss whether Michael is dead or alive.... think it depends on wich condition is more rewarding to them (ss if I offended anyone, I know it sounds blunt, but that's really how I perceive their game).

Anonymous said...

waasup im michael jackson yo! im here in the white house for all you cunts!! i am the clit commander so all you bitches out there surrender already!!!

Anonymous said...

In response to:
"Anonymous said...
I do not take light of any of this stuff. If they are good people not trying to look bad, then how come they have threatened to spill blood of any website owner that does not intend to take that information about them down. Where is our freedom? I thought that this country was freedom of speech. Looks like I am wrong"

When you attack/accuse a certain individual or group by name without the proof to back it, there is legal action that can be taken. Through Defamation of Character laws, they could sue for libel for any false info published. That being said, i find it strange they would threaten with violence if they felt they'd have a defamation of character case... after all, through that lawsuit they could have drained all the financing out of this group of people and effectively shut them down.

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