3/15/2010

Michael Not Mike

I know I have mentioned this in previous posts but it really is eating at me. Not eating at me in the fact that I don't eat or sleep because of it; just that when I see it no matter what mood I'm in it pisses me off.

The two Dutch cunts keep bleating the word "Mike" like they know Michael or something throughout their blog, website, and forum. The two Dutch rug munchers know Michael Jackson about as much as I know Miley Cyrus - absolutely not at all. Fuck it, Souza even admitted she isn't a fan of Michael Jackson - which I agree does not mean she cannot investigate into the hoax.

But why do these two Dutch cunt lesbians keep referring to Michael as Mike? Because they need to boost their own fucking drug fueled egos. Oh we know Michael so well we call him Mike. Yeah and I know Souza and Mo so well I call them Nazi Cunts because that is what they are. Fucking piss on the Dutch lesbian bitches for their egotism.

Now before the fucking crazy dumb ass zoo animals all jump to the fucking Dutch lesbians defense I am actually going to use the words of Souza and Mo to prove that these crack whores should not be using the term "Mike" when referring to Michael.

The Dutch dykes have a blog which is called the Double Dutch Blog (although sometimes because of lesbian jokes it is occasionally referred to as the Double Dong Blog). If you don't know what a double dong is just google it with SafeSearch turned off (NSFW).

I digress slightly. On the Double Dong blog is a post entitled "The Mike J Jackson - Michael J Jackson Thing Again" Any way here are a couple of quotes from that post (used under the terms of fair use):

"Name and DOB, as we can see he has not the same DOB as Michael, so let’s say that, if this info is correct, he might be a cousin or other relative."

"So can we say, with this knowledge, that the SS# listed under Michael Joseph Jackson in the SSDI, born August 29, 1958, is not his, but Mike J Jackson’s, born August 8, 1958? Clearly none of them died, because they both turned 51 years old in August... take an SS# from person 1 and the name of person 2, get them in the SSDI, nobody died."

So, by the very own words of the Dutch duo Mike Jackson and Michael Jackson are not the same person.

Which leads to the very important question - If Mike Jackson is not Michael Jackson, are the Dutch duo investigating a different hoax death to the rest of us? It might explain why their investigations have lead so heavily into the Illuminati. Maybe Mike Jackson has some Illuminati connection which has nothing to do with Micheal.

Fuck it. No need to end on a nice note. All the fucking shit the Dutch fucking queens put up about respecting people. They don't even respect Michael Jackson. It has nothing to do with being a fan. Or maybe it is merely a plot to confuse people from realizing that the Illuminati has nothing to do with Michael Jackson and that Mike Jackson is nothing more than a pseudonym for their drug dealer who reads the posts and works out orders for various hallucinogenic drugs.

Everyone on that forum should change their signature to read "MNM - Michael Not Mike" to prove a point that if the Dutch lesbian druggies wish to be taken even half-seriously they need to start respecting the person they are supposed to be investigating.

Even some DJ by the name of Fatboy Slim knows his name is Michael Jackson:



Peace.

Legal Notice: Satire. Satire. Satire - Souza and Mo may be lesbians, crack whores, druggies, or Nazis - but this has never been proven. All Dutch lesbian crack whore druggie Nazis are presumed innocent until proven otherwise.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Great post! They really need to stop addressing him with "Mike" & start respecting the man Michael J. Jackson.

Anonymous said...

They keep calling him Mike just to piss you off even more..Like anything you ignore it then it will go away..So dont worry your little bulldog rolls over it

Anonymous said...

LMAO! :)

anonymous 3 said...

I agree; his name is Michael...

WhatTheDeuce said...

First of all, "Michael" Jackson rules SO much! The video is awesome. I didn't know Fatboy Slim did a Michael Jackson version of that song, which (surprise, surprise) is called "Illuminati". LOL

Second, I googled 'Double Dong' - LMFAO! I didn't know a double dong was... hmm... THAT.

And third, RIGHT ON!

"But why do these two Dutch cunt lesbians keep referring to Michael as Mike? Because they need to boost their own fucking drug fueled egos. Oh we know Michael so well we call him Mike. Yeah and I know Souza and Mo so well I call them Nazi Cunts because that is what they are."

Hahahah, I couldn't agree more! Great post, Conspiracy! ;)

Anonymous said...

Lol... Anyways. Got a question for ya, just out of curiousity. what do u think of that blog, seeing clues? do u read it? would be interesting to hear ur thoughts on his or hers "findings" ;)

MJHD Conspiracy said...

Anonymous said: "Lol... Anyways. Got a question for ya, just out of curiousity. what do u think of that blog, seeing clues? do u read it? would be interesting to hear ur thoughts on his or hers "findings" ;)"

I read the SeeingClues blog (http://SeeingClues.blogspot.com) regularly. It has a lot of well thought out material. Well worth any hoax investigator looking at. It is updated a lot and is a good read no matter what theory or theories you believe in.

to.fatima said...

this comment is not topic related, but since u have such sharp senses (am guessing that's y u r named DOG lol) u should do a few posts on Karen Faye & her SHEEPLES...she's just lost it. I'd love to see what you think of her, & so do many other people.
thanx & keep it up

Anonymous said...

Original song by that DJ called Fatboy slim http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C9zvqtpbAo funny..

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