2/22/2010

Superstars And Strange Tattoos

Superstars getting tattoos is nothing new. But more and more it would seem that they are trying to relate some sort of message with their tattoos.

Megan Fox, the one with the big thumbs, has famously tattooed on her ribcage "There once was a little girl who never knew love until a boy broke her heart." Angelina Jolie has a Buddhist Pali incantation on her shoulder which translated means "May your enemies run far away from you. If you acquire riches, may they remain yours always. Your beauty will be that of Apsara. Wherever you may go, many will attend, serve and protect you, surrounding you on all sides."

But just lately the trend for messages in tattoos has reached new heights (or lows depending on how you look at it).


Recently, Beyonce was spotted sporting a fresh tattoo which might suggest the crazy drugged up dutch duo may not have been so far off the mark in suggesting that she is controlled by the Illuminati.


More revealing is the tattoo that Janet Jackson was spotted sporting. Conrad Murray is now adorned on Janet's left arm. Is this a clue to the fact that Murray is completely innocent and all current legalities involving him are merely a facade to cover the love affair of Janet and Conrad?

However the most revealing tattoo may be the one sported by music mogul Simon Cowell. Recently spotted paddling off the coast of Devon. With the famous This Is It logo and the words "MJ ALIVE" underneath who could ask for a bigger clue than this?


Peace.

Legal Notice: There is no proof that the dutch duo are on drugs - although it would seem likely by their theories. Also some, or all, of these tattoos may not be real.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

LMAO... that`s too funny..

Anonymous said...

you're just joking, right? :)) Are these photoshopped pictures? For laughs, because if it is really real, than I agree that a picture Is worth a thosuands words, indeed.

3D said...

OMG! ROFLMAO! I thought you were serious when I saw Beyonce's tattoo. I went wtf! Until I saw Janet's. Then I fell off the chair laughing. This is hillarious! You keep coming back with more and funnier and funnier. I love it!

I think Jermaine should have a tattoo of the dutch duo to show his support of their theory that Michael was really controlled by the illuminati.

You are so fucking funny.

mjjveritas said...

Conspiracy, Got to be fake. It's never that warm in Devon!

anonymous 3 said...

LMAO!! I want one, I want one, I want beyonce's...woehaha
You know how to handle a camera Conspiracy, you really do....hahaha
Why did you delete the double dutches tattoo? I'm sure it looked great...LOL

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha! You crack me up, Conspiracy! Your legal notices are also very funny! xD

Tosha said...

LOL

Anonymous said...

I want a Murray tattoo! Wonder if Janet would reveal her tattoo artist so we can match. LOL I got a feeling it's Kat Von D!

Anonymous said...

wtf this is all bull shit get a life who ever made this website!!!!!!!

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