2/22/2010

Four Plus Janet Still Does Not Equal Five

Janet To Replace Michael In Jackson 5

Janet Jackson is to replace Michael Jackson in a reunion of the Jackson 5 allegedly. Joining Tito, Marlon, Jackie, and Jermaine.

Where did this news exclusive come from? None other than Jermaine himself. Anybody who has seen the Jack5ons - A Family Dynasty will know none of the brothers can really stand him. You can't really blame them Jermaine does come off as an arrogant bastard to be honest most of the time. Marlon in a couple of episodes looked like he was ready to knock Jermaine out - most likely concern if Jermaine's hair would damage the floor when he landed stopped him.

So Jermaine is going to wheel Janet in to replace Michael. What the fuck is this guy thinking. No disrespect to Janet - but at the 2009 American Music Awards she did kind of resemble some cow dancing round the stage in that badly fitting outfit which can best be described as "shit brown".

No, no, no, this cannot happen. Michael deserves better than this. I don't care if you think Michael is alive or dead you know he deserves better than this. Janet did her thing and Michael did his but no way is she even his class. You'd be hard pushed to say she is even in the same school.

Replacing Michael with Janet would be like Take That replacing Robbie Williams with Marilyn Manson. The Jackson 5 had their time, and it was with, and because of, Michael. It does not need to go down in the history archives as some sort of 'vegas style' act that just does not know when to quit.

Leave the Jackson 5 memory exactly as it was - a great group that succeeded and propelled Michael to mega-stardom.

Peace.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

I so agree with you, Dog. What's that saying, "don't fix what ain't broke"? There is no Jackson 5 without Michael. Love Janet, but...

XSCAPE said...

amen!

anonymous 3 said...

You're absolutely right in saying Michael doesn't deserve this... but lately, there's alot he doesn't deserve like those insane theories, the invading of his privacy, the dissecting of every part of him and the so total disrespect his so called 'fans' treat him with.
If I were him, supposing he is still alive, I would never ever come back to this hysterical madness and obscene money making that have been going on..

I know, I know, one man's death is another man's bread, but still..c'mon a little respect.

And supposing he is dead, imagine how all this looks to his family, his children and friends and to his real fans.

Whatever went on that day, only he knows for sure and nobody else....
And if somebody else would know, that somebody else sure as hell isn't going to tell you...

anonymous 3 said...

Hey world! I smell of fish, you likey? ;-)

With L.O.V.E. your's truely, anonymous 3

Anonymous said...

Totally agree with you!

Anonymous said...

I totally agree with Conspiracy and Anonymous 3...

I mean, I love Janet but, Michael is the heart and soul of the Jackson 5 and not even his talented sister could replace him... I really miss Michael and I used to want him to return, but to be honest I'm not sure if that's such a good idea anymore... There's so much craziness going on!

I just hope that, if and when Michael returns, all this madness will be over, the Dutchies will disappear from the face of the internet and everything will be wonderful like in the old days, when all of us fans actually treated eachother with love and respect - not this fake-ass "It's all for L.O.V.E." bullshit.

Your Shadow said...

Michael doesn't deserve this but these guys aren't thinking about Michael. They are too busy believing the hype after the high ratings and viewers from the reality show. They forget that people tuned in to catch news or clues about Michael and don't give a rat's ass about them.

Let's look at the Jackson's options. They consist of few. Watching the family on a reality show is one thing. Attending a concert featuring them past the late 1970's (and I'm being generous)is something different. They are hungry and in desperate need of a "hook" to sell concert tickets. Randy? Naw he seems to have divorced the family. LaToya? Get real. T3? Naw they are adorably cute but lack talent to draw a crowd. Who's next? Janet. She needs them and they need her. Her last 3 cds sank as fast as they appeared on the charts. She can at least sing and dance to her oldies to get the crowd on their feet dancing.

Essentially the tour will be an oldie but goodies show because the Jacksons and Janet have no new material worth any attention.

For those who dare attend the show, it will probably be gut-wrenching to watch her sing the lyrics that were originally sung by Michael. Ouch!

anonymous 3 said...

Looool, I have a little stalker/follower..rofl
@ anonymous 3 1:50 PM : Take a bath/shower or, even better, splash around in the nearest river and then grab a banana and find yourself a nice tree and while wolfing down your banana be silent and let the grown ups talk.
Don't forget little anonymous 3 : a little nap every day will make you grow. Now be a nice toddler a go to sleep you unimaginative, brainless little bug.....lmao
Mind you, you don't even have to leave your tree, just hang upside down and sleep...hahaha

Your Shadow said...

I got runny shite drippin outta ma ass,
want some?

Anonymous said...

@Your Shadow 6:48 PM : lol, I think you got the same little stalker/follower as anonymous 3..lol
@Your Shadow 5:53 AM : keep your mouth closed... that'll help..ROFLMAO

Anonymous said...

bravo doggie! i agree with you so much. michael is irreplaceable. its amazing what people (aka jj) will think of to make money. maybe i am jealous because i never have any good moneymaking ideas? waah

Your Shadow said...

@the person who claimed to be me but was not at 5:53am

I could shut my mouth or keep it open to accept the big dick that is attached to my man…my husband. He is a real man and not a fucking fantasized make-believe one. I have a real man unlike some of the old raggedy fat ugly lonely bitches living in piss ass places like Timbuktu who dream about a man . Let’s see… we have grown ass women fingering themselves while drooling over 25 year old pictures of Michael Jackson. OMG…OMG …gold pants… gold pants. Give me a fucking break bitches. Now how pathetic is that shit. Those bitches couldn’t get the attention of a rapist. That sick rapist motherfucker would turn them down and say…never mind .

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