2/09/2010

Fuck The Illuminati

What the fuck is going on at the S&M forum? It's turning into Alex Jones' training camp. Every fucking thing is connected to the Illuminati. Beyonce is nothing more than a mind controlled slave of the Illuminati. Jay-Z is a member of the Illuminati. Lady Gaga is a puppet of the Illuminati and Walt Disney is just some evil fucker putting all these triggers in films so that they will do as they are told when they get older.

But some think this is all bullshit and that if Jay-Z of the Illuminati then why would his wife be nothing more than a mind controlled slave? Surely that is for the little people that the Illuminati are supposedly trying to crush. And if Lady Gaga is the best that the Illuminati can come up they might as well take their billions and pack up now. The woman is a little out there but so is Marilyn Manson or is the devil-worshiper Manson in on all this Illuminati shit too? There is nobody left to trust any more.

Don your tin foil hats, build a nuclear shelter, and kiss your life goodbye as the big bad Illuminati take over the entire world.

Anyway, back to Walt Disney and his Illuminati triggers. I was always dubious of Dumbo. I know a flying elephant had to be just some sick, twisted, fucker playing with my mind. And the fact he needed a feather is just a big sign that Dumbo was indeed a metaphor for a crack whore that was being supplied mind altering drugs by the Illuminati.

Holy fuck that is just one film. And that sick cunt Disney has already got kids hooked on crack because it is OK because Dumbo did it. Crack dealers must be loving this shit. Sell the adults some crack and give them a free DVD of Dumbo; and the next generation of crack addicts are born.

Mary Poppins another flying crack whore. That umbrella was just a metaphor for a crack pipe; or at the very least a bong.

Then we have the 1955 classic "Lady and the Tramp". Hold the fucking front page. That bastard Disney knew all along what was going to happen. "Lady and the Tramp" was just the forerunner of Lady Gaga. These damn sick Illuminati fucks have had this planned for years. Damn.

1971 saw the release of "Bedknobs & Broomsticks". Once again that sick fucker Disney puts his Illuminati thoughts in to the minds of young children. A witch, a wizard, and talking fucking animals. No wonder the kids of the 70's didn't need as many drugs as their 60's counterparts Disney had already fucked their minds over. No fucking drug could be as good.

Fucking hell this bastard has some 400 feature films listed.

But I digress somewhat. What has all this Illuminati shit got to do with Michael Jackson? The forum is still called "Michael Jackson Hoax Investigators". But the only topic that seems to be discussed is Illuminati and Freemason bullshit.

So why all this Illuminati crap on a MJ hoax death forum? Because the Double Dong team are fucked up in the head worse than Disney. The belief that the Illuminati is controlling every pop star out there. The belief that Michael was nothing more than a mind controlled slave of the Illuminati.

Sorry, but the Illuminati is only as strong as you believe them to be. If the all-seeing, all-knowing, Illuminati were that powerful how is Alex Jones still alive? That fucker is on them like a fly on shit. Anyone connected to the 13 bloodlines moves and Alex Jones is there. So why, if the Illuminati are so powerful, is he still alive and harassing them?

None of this Illuminati bullshit makes any sense with regards to Michael Jackson. And the only fear that the Illuminati has over people is myth and legend of how powerful they are. If they were as powerful as is being made out would a Michael Jackson Hoax forum be allowed to uncover and divulge all their plans?

Fuck Souza & Mo. Leave things alone. Copying and pasting Vigilant Citizen's website to your forum proves nothing more than you know absolutely nothing and your previous big exposure before the release of "This Is It" wasn't worth shit. If your members want to read about the Illuminati, which has no connection to Michael, they can go to Vigilant Citizen's website; or are they so fucking retarded that they need you two lesbian dumb cunts copying and pasting it to the forum?

Peace.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

yet again, you crack me up!
booya!
everytime.

xxo
hasil

Diana Jean said...

If you look at the Beyonce thred you can see that Souza can't defend what she posts.

The entire OP is crap.

Anonymous said...

Look at the people who are believing that shit.I say they are in need of psychiatric help. Oh and another thing, yeah sure, the courts are staging this whole hoax death bullshit, spending all this time on Michael Jackson. I love Michael but give me a fucking break. Michael Jackson had a lot of fans but the gov't doesn't give two shits about him anymore than they care about any of us. The people on the forums are lonely people with nothing else to do. when this is over they'll find a new obsession since they all seem to have so much time to apare. They act like Michael was the almighty powerful of the universe. Rolling eyes

Lorrie said...

"Oh and another thing, yeah sure, the courts are staging this whole hoax death bullshit, spending all this time on Michael Jackson."

Depends on what your definition of "all this time" is and whether or not "the courts" (and/or, as you mention later, "the gov't") are actually "staging this whole hoax." If you think that faking a death to this extent hasn't happened before and couldn't possibly ever happen, you're sadly mistaken, though, on both counts.

And FYI: Sure, some people who participate in the various forums are obsessed and lonely with a lot of spare time and an unrealistic image of Michael, but not all of them are. Throwing every member into a single broad group just invalidates your point.

Anonymous said...

The only almighty powerful of the universe is the short irish guy

Anonymous said...

The Illuminatimania on the S&M forum began after the This Is Also shIt reveal and now, you're right - that site really looks like Alex Jones' training camp, LOL. Now Henda should join the Double Dong team and start selling tin foil hats to the members, hahaha!

Anonymous said...

"Mary Poppins another flying crack whore. That umbrella was just a metaphor for a crack pipe; or at the very least a bong."

LOL! Yep, and "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" must a trigger! xD


...And then these conspiracy theorists wonder why everyone makes fun of their theories... LOL.

Anonymous said...

@ 2:09 I just have to ask since I've seen the Irish guy mentioned before. Who's the Irish guy? Pot-O-Gold at the end of the rainbow or what? LOL

Anonymous said...

Hooah!!!!

venus said...

There is no need to insult people that thinks others simply different

ROFL said...

@ venus : I agree

To the people saying we need help , sorry But I don't need help , I'm ok , I don't spend my life on illuminati related websites
I just like to be informed ... if that's a crime then Sorry.
What I find pretty funny is that you act exactly how people act regarding to this hoax , they make fun of people who think MJ is alive & that's exactly what you are doing with people who think there is a conspiracy, I don't think these two things are really different.. they both seem crazy and irrational things.
It's very easy to ridiculise a theory the way you do.

I still think you are funny though lol

ROFL said...

And about Alex Jones , why would they want to kill him ? nobody seem to take him seriously honestly , have you ever watched his videos ?He seems real crazy
So there is no danger for them ;)
But try to look for " Aaron Russo" , he was killed just after he made an interview about them .. anyway I know you don't care XD

Finnlady77 said...

Well said, conspiracy. It's sad how "the Dutches" want so bad to brainwash people to believe in NWO and illuminati.

Anonymous said...

hey mjhdc... you were pissed because it wasn`t allowed to post about illuminati stuff on the SW mjhd, and now you are pissed because they post illuminati stuff on souza`s forum?? I don`t get it..

MJHD Conspiracy said...

Anonymous said: "hey mjhdc... you were pissed because it wasn`t allowed to post about illuminati stuff on the SW mjhd, and now you are pissed because they post illuminati stuff on souza`s forum?? I don`t get it.."

It is not the fact they can post the illuminati, it is more to seeing a valid connection between all the Illuminati topics that are there and how they tie in to Michael Jackson hoaxing his death.

Anonymous said...

ROFL said: "And about Alex Jones, why would they want to kill him?"

Well, maybe for exposing the so-called "truth" about the Illuminati! If they are so powerful, they could easily kill Alex Jones and make it seem like an accident. So, how is he still alive? He makes sites and videos about all these conspiracies, and the Illuminati just let him live? Michael, who has never said a single word about the Illuminati before, needs to fake his own death to escape them, but Alex Jones doesn't? Besides, as far as I know no one has ever linked Michael Jackson to the Illuminati before June 25... Millions of fans around the globe and nobody has ever noticed a link between them... If you ask me, this is a "product" of the hoax, a "hoax within a hoax", if you will... And really, would Michael allow their children's faces to be exposed in the media, if he knew that the Illuminati (or whoever was after him) could find out about the hoax and harm the kids or use them as the "bait"? How is this hoax related to the Illuminati is totally beyond me, to be honest.

ROFL also said: "nobody seem to take him seriously honestly, have you ever watched his videos? He seems real crazy"

First, tell me something I don't know, LOL. Second, you folks at the S&M forum seem to take him seriously...

Anonymous said...

if the illiminati was not in this world the world would be in a better place

Anonymous said...

"How is this hoax related to the Illuminati is totally beyond me, to be honest."
I would say:
"How is this hoax related to JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING is totally beyond me, to be honest."
And very ridiculous.
Buy the way, are you people still wating for the big bam this year? As TS suggested, will you call him a fraud if this won't happen?

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