The Double Dong Theory

In honor of the Double Dong team here is a completely made-up theory along with bogus dates and every possible piece of bullshit that can be thought of.

The Double Dong Theory

Back in 1982 (start with some bullshit year where 9-2=7 and 8-1=7 so that numerology kicks in and can be a deciding factor that it must be true) Michael Jackson released the album Thriller on November 30.

One of the tracks on that album was entitled "The Girl Is Mine" featuring Paul McCartney (it had to feature Paul McCartney, because it wasn't really Paul McCartney it was William Campbell who took the place of Paul when he died in a car crash in1966). Also it is at this point it should be noted that Quincy Jones was chosen due to his first name being that of the famous TV coroner Quincy played by Jack Klugman.

Already the plot was taking place, Michael was surrounding himself with people that may influence his need to fake his death. All these clues were being put into place to be discovered eventually by the Double Dong team.

Now let's fast forward to 1987 (9-8-1=7 and another 7, the numerology was all being worked out so that 7 was everywhere) and the release of the album entitled "Bad". Now the track that was so important was "Man In The Mirror". It wasn't important to Michael because it was on about self change it was important to Michael because on that track the keyboards were played by Stefan Stefanovic. This was to leave an imprint in Michael's Illuminati controlled subconscious to use a double name as a clue. The seed for being Dave Dave on Larry King Live was planted.

Another jump in time, this time to 2001 (although not so obvious - place the 2 and 1 together and divide by the number of unique numbers (0,1,2) 21/3=7. See the numerology was everywhere all waiting to be used). The album is entitled "Invincible" and the track of importance is "Threatened". This was Michael's plea for help because of the Illuminati mind control. The almost immortal line, by Rod Sterling, is "What you have just witnessed could be the end of a particularly terrifying nightmare. It isn't. It's the beginning." Almost without doubt suggesting a hoaxed death was to be in the future.

So we have three albums with three tracks just screaming with clues about a hoax death. It is all so obvious I'm surprised we didn't all see it coming.

This is why we must all investigate for ourselves. Because if you are willing to be lead by a couple of drugged up dutch dykes they can lead you down any path they wish. Whether it be a dog autopsy, Illuminati mind control, a twin theory, or even that every movie ever made is proof that Michael hoaxed his death.

Did Michael hoax his own death? Yes. Did he leave clues about this? Possibly. Would he want you following two egomaniacs that come up with crazy theories that have no real basis? I doubt it.

Investigate For Yourselves
Do Not Buy Into Bullshit

Peace.