1/18/2010

The Double Dong Theory

In honor of the Double Dong team here is a completely made-up theory along with bogus dates and every possible piece of bullshit that can be thought of.

The Double Dong Theory

Back in 1982 (start with some bullshit year where 9-2=7 and 8-1=7 so that numerology kicks in and can be a deciding factor that it must be true) Michael Jackson released the album Thriller on November 30.

One of the tracks on that album was entitled "The Girl Is Mine" featuring Paul McCartney (it had to feature Paul McCartney, because it wasn't really Paul McCartney it was William Campbell who took the place of Paul when he died in a car crash in1966). Also it is at this point it should be noted that Quincy Jones was chosen due to his first name being that of the famous TV coroner Quincy played by Jack Klugman.

Already the plot was taking place, Michael was surrounding himself with people that may influence his need to fake his death. All these clues were being put into place to be discovered eventually by the Double Dong team.

Now let's fast forward to 1987 (9-8-1=7 and another 7, the numerology was all being worked out so that 7 was everywhere) and the release of the album entitled "Bad". Now the track that was so important was "Man In The Mirror". It wasn't important to Michael because it was on about self change it was important to Michael because on that track the keyboards were played by Stefan Stefanovic. This was to leave an imprint in Michael's Illuminati controlled subconscious to use a double name as a clue. The seed for being Dave Dave on Larry King Live was planted.

Another jump in time, this time to 2001 (although not so obvious - place the 2 and 1 together and divide by the number of unique numbers (0,1,2) 21/3=7. See the numerology was everywhere all waiting to be used). The album is entitled "Invincible" and the track of importance is "Threatened". This was Michael's plea for help because of the Illuminati mind control. The almost immortal line, by Rod Sterling, is "What you have just witnessed could be the end of a particularly terrifying nightmare. It isn't. It's the beginning." Almost without doubt suggesting a hoaxed death was to be in the future.

So we have three albums with three tracks just screaming with clues about a hoax death. It is all so obvious I'm surprised we didn't all see it coming.

This is why we must all investigate for ourselves. Because if you are willing to be lead by a couple of drugged up dutch dykes they can lead you down any path they wish. Whether it be a dog autopsy, Illuminati mind control, a twin theory, or even that every movie ever made is proof that Michael hoaxed his death.

Did Michael hoax his own death? Yes. Did he leave clues about this? Possibly. Would he want you following two egomaniacs that come up with crazy theories that have no real basis? I doubt it.

Investigate For Yourselves
Do Not Buy Into Bullshit

Peace.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL, I'm loving your sarcasm, Conspiracy! "Great" theory! Hahaha.

The theories on the S&M Forum are getting crazier by the day. I've seen it all - MJ faked his death to have a sex change. MJ is Michael, the Archangel and the saviour of Mankind. MJ has a secret twin. MJ is a brainwashed puppet of the Illuminati - And after reading all that crap I didn't know if I should laugh or bang my head on the wall.

Geez, wouldn't it be great if people actually stopped to think before posting their crap? I honestly think the tabloids could learn a thing or two from these people, LMAO.

Lorrie said...

"Whether it be a dog autopsy, Illuminati mind control, a twin theory, or even that every movie ever made is proof that Michael hoaxed his death."

And don't forget the dumber-than-hell "This Is It" fart fanning crap, which the Dutch KooKoos failed to clearly mark as intentional stupidity when they posted it and which helped them get banned later at MJHD 1.0 when it pissed off the shockingly few discerning members who realized it was crap.

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure if Michael read their shit he'd be pretty disgusted. As well as he'd be pretty disgusted by some of the shit you write also.

Anonymous said...

dump alarm and crap. You have forgotten jun25 minus 2 -> fake and fool the world to earn money. SONY/CBS are in it

Anonymous said...

I really love your blog Conspiracy. It always manages to raise a chuckle and a smile :-)

The theories that Souza and Mo put out there certainly are becoming more and more bizarre. As Lorrie pointed out, the fart one was just off the scale stupid.

I have a hunch it may be down to the fact that they know fuck all and are still trying to cling on to the pretence that they do.

Hopefully people will soon wise up to what they are really like because god forbid Michael's children see this crap.

Oh and BTW when they refer to Michael as Mike that really makes my blood boil!!!!

Me said...

You know, if you think about it Souza&Mo are great examples of what the media has done.

They start off sounding smart, almost like they know something. Then they get everybodys trust and they start posting crap.People will always believe them because of the trust they have in them.

Which just goes to show that no matter what the media prints and sells people will always believe it.

Makes me wonder how much they print is actually true...

Anonymous said...

I wonder how many theories M&S have. Too many! which one is the best or the worst?

Anonymous said...

I remember a few months ago on the diaper site the dutch dykes declared they had solved the hoax, were locking it away in a blog as proof when MJ reappears and hence had no need to post anymore...So if they have solved the hoax why are they still crapping on?...So many on the diaper site were begging them for a clue and believed them...What sort of fuckers are these dykes...I couldnt give a shit what these twisted fuckers say as being an old pussy i know better, but what concerns me is the affect they have on teens who believe their every bullshit lie...thank goodness i dont have teenage daughters, only sons

anonymous 3 said...

@Anonymous 4:36 : I absolutely agree.
It scares me sometimes seeing how those young people suck in every word that they say, even when the "predictions" were false (obviously), they manage to find excuses for those Dutchies. Even starting new threads to THANK THEM!!!
I can only say I thank my good fortune for having two children with their heads screwed on tight.... they consider their theories to be the biggest load of BS they ever saw on the net... and they are on the net the whole time..lol. They consider me being a nutcase for reading all that crap..haha
What also scares me is that most of the younger members are become very fanatic about the whole thing and bashing others or calling them idiots for not agreeing with those far fetched theories.
Indeed, a very strange world we live in master Jack....

Anonymous said...

I’m not a member of their forum, but I just had to go see these theories. OMG! Hahaha! The Double Dutch Hounds are sniffing something, but it’s not clues!

anonymous 3 said...

Oh, and to put at least 1 dot on at least 1 i seeing some thread... : I've been vaccinated against the swine flu last November and still alive and kicking. I've also been vaccinated against the seasonal flu, have been for the past 10 years, and last, but not least, I have been vaccinated against pneumonia (BACTERIAL!)last March!....
I have asthma and breathing very nicely thank you....
Maybe 1 young member over there will read this and maybe, just maybe, will start doubting some things that have been posted on that forum.. I'm a born optimist...rofl

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Anonymous said...

Lhasa Apsos.. wtf???
I feel sorry for her kids, really.

Anonymous said...

This is hilarious.

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