The title of this post is a quote from Katherine Hepburn. And before the MJHD Admins get too excited she was not talking about MJHD.
So the database is corrupted, all the good posters, and members are leaving. Yet the rules remain in effect. The same rules that stop people posting, stop people from thinking, stop the members from expressing themselves.
If you want to read the rules they are here.
So let us look at these rules and see what they actually say:
"We do allow freedom of speech, but note that this is within the confines of the stated rules." - This can basically be translated as you can talk about anything you want as long as we agree with it.
"As members you can make the lives of the admins and mods much easier if you use this function when you come across a post that violates these rules." - This can be read as Please snitch on other members this is guaranteed to cause drama when it is discussed by the Admin with other people.
"All members are valued at MJHD." - You are kidding with this right? It can be read as please support Silverfuck and Nightmare as they screw up the forum.
"This rule includes Private Messages as well." - So you are saying Private messages are not private? How the hell do you intend to enforce this one? This can be read as We will snoop on your private messages.
"There is to be no swearing at MJHD. This is a child-friendly website." - Not sure which church they go to but come on seriously kids swear just as much as adults now. This can be read as Don't swear we are god-fearing Christians and do not want to go to hell.
"Michael Jackson was (and is) a great individual." - Whoa that had to be inherited from Auntie Amy. (and is)? Who forgot to remember he was still alive? That should not be read point blank.
"He also has made several videos, and many women adore him. However, discussing him in a sexual manner is not allowed." - He made more than several. But we'll let that slide. Discussing him in a sexual manner is not allowed? Michael spent 50% of his time on stage grabbing his crotch. Read this bit as you can watch videos of Michael, but don't tell anyone on MJHD what you saw.
"Invading the privacy (i.e., obtaining and posting personal information) of any MJHD Member, Moderator or the admins is forbidden. Privacy is valued at MJHD." - Privacy for for who? Certainly not the people that are constantly harrassed my MJHD. Please read this bit as it is OK to invade the privacy of everyone as long as it is not an MJHD Admin or moderator.
"Bashing his family/friends/associates will not be tolerated." - Even if they turn out to be fakes? You cannot bash his family? What? Read this as you cannot write the truth about how the Jackson family and friends of Michael have acted and profited from all of this.
"In no capacity may members discuss his children." - They have no connection with their father faking his death? There is a difference between bashing the children and discussing them. Read this as we do not want to talk about his kids no matter how important they are and also ignore the posts about them on the forum.
"Posting opinions and theories is allowed. It is highly encouraged." - Encouraged as long as it is not describing Michael as sexy or mentioning the Illuminati or his family or his kids. Read this as only discuss what we tell you to discuss. All other posts will be deleted.
"We will not allow posts that are obviously trying to mislead others into believing something." - Too dumb to even comment on. Read it as do not try to convince people of anything they do already believe. If someone believes Michael is dead let them alone.
"No one is to claim they personally knew MJ either." - So if Miko Brando joins MJHD all his posts will be deleted. Read as we already have a theory what happened we do not want anyone to say that theory is wrong.
"There is to be no discussion about the illuminate." - So it is OK to discuss the Illuminati? Oh sorry, got it. Don't discuss light. Read as we are rednecks and know nothing about this. Do not discuss it as we will look even more stupid than normal.
"It is a hoax-death website. If you want to discuss the illuminate, NWO, etc. then this is not the forum for you." - nwo33mj ring any bells? Read as if you think the illuminate (whoever they are) had any involvement fuck off to Alex Jones' website.
"If you want to know why a thread was locked, deleted, or post edited, then please PM one of the administrators, or one of the moderators." - Who will instantly lie to you. And say they had nothing to do with it and it was someone else. Read this as if a post is locked, deleted, or edited don't complain or the Admins and moderators will discuss you behind your back.
"Finally, have fun." - You have got to be kidding me. Don't discuss anything, don't upset anyone, don't suggest anything to other people, don't talk about all the people involved except for Dr Murray, but have fun. Read this as if you read this far we are still taking the piss out of you.
So that is the rules in a nutshell. I did hear on the grapevine there was a set of rules which mentioned invading Poland but I have not seen these for myself so cannot verify that.
With all the rules, the warning system, it is no wonder that MJHD is dead in the water. Even the Titanic had a chance before it sank - MJHD does not. Abandon ship! Abandon ship!
11/25/2009
Five Months Of Information Down The Toilet
So today, November 25, 2009, Nightmare announces on the post entitled "Database....Bad News" that the old database is beyond repair.
Her exact statement reads: "This is painful to write. We've tried everything we can. We had several computer experts tell us that what we did SHOULD have worked. They've talked us through the steps over the phone, one came over...and nobody can figure out why the database isn't working. The bottom line is we've done what we can, and the old information is lost. We really wish that we had better news. But you know you're not doing well when even computer techs are stumped. What is wrong? No one knows. An error in the database, perhaps faulty coding, we don't know; and neither do they. Sorry to let you down guys."
One word - Bullshit. There is no database in the world that a DBA (Database Administrator) cannot retrieve at least some of the data.
They talked you through it over the phone? You are kidding right? You expect the members of MJHD to just believe this crap?
"But you know you're not doing well when even computer techs are stumped." - Computer techs? There are so many areas in the computer world that a technician cannot be expected to be a master of all of them. Did you actually try a DBA? Did you contact me, or any of the others that offered help? NO.
So instead of being humble (thought that was part of Christianity) and accepting offers of help you would rather just lose 5 months of information. Way to shit on the members.
Get a room full of Database Administrators, and I guarantee not one of them will ever say that they cannot get any information from a corrupt database. Sure, there may be some information loss; but not the whole database.
Nice to see Christians unable to accept offers of help for the greater good of the members of their forum.
Peace.
Her exact statement reads: "This is painful to write. We've tried everything we can. We had several computer experts tell us that what we did SHOULD have worked. They've talked us through the steps over the phone, one came over...and nobody can figure out why the database isn't working. The bottom line is we've done what we can, and the old information is lost. We really wish that we had better news. But you know you're not doing well when even computer techs are stumped. What is wrong? No one knows. An error in the database, perhaps faulty coding, we don't know; and neither do they. Sorry to let you down guys."
One word - Bullshit. There is no database in the world that a DBA (Database Administrator) cannot retrieve at least some of the data.
They talked you through it over the phone? You are kidding right? You expect the members of MJHD to just believe this crap?
"But you know you're not doing well when even computer techs are stumped." - Computer techs? There are so many areas in the computer world that a technician cannot be expected to be a master of all of them. Did you actually try a DBA? Did you contact me, or any of the others that offered help? NO.
So instead of being humble (thought that was part of Christianity) and accepting offers of help you would rather just lose 5 months of information. Way to shit on the members.
Get a room full of Database Administrators, and I guarantee not one of them will ever say that they cannot get any information from a corrupt database. Sure, there may be some information loss; but not the whole database.
Nice to see Christians unable to accept offers of help for the greater good of the members of their forum.
Peace.
11/24/2009
Nostradamus Could Have Predicted This
Members saw it. This blog saw it. Other forums saw it. Hell, I'm sure even the blind saw it. Everyone saw the demise of MJHD when Auntie Amy left.
Since Auntie Amy's departure MJHD has been on a downward spiral to oblivion. The alleged John Smith crashing the forum on purpose, Hitlerfish's inability to spell or listen to his members, and Nightmare's great technical advice have all helped MJHD sink faster than the Titanic.
Actually the only people not seeing MJHD sink are the Admins and moderators; who blindly act like everything is well.
Guess what? All is not well, and unless you start listening to members, and trying to get more than the same 10 people posting, it is never going to be well again. More to the point - why not try to get members to look at the posts that actually mean something. Anna.K did a great post on the month since June 25, 2009 and yet more people were concerned with pointless topics about the failure of MJHD.
Suppose they are so used to being told what to think by Auntie Amy they are not used to free will to read whatever they want. They need direction.
Peace.
Since Auntie Amy's departure MJHD has been on a downward spiral to oblivion. The alleged John Smith crashing the forum on purpose, Hitlerfish's inability to spell or listen to his members, and Nightmare's great technical advice have all helped MJHD sink faster than the Titanic.
Actually the only people not seeing MJHD sink are the Admins and moderators; who blindly act like everything is well.
Guess what? All is not well, and unless you start listening to members, and trying to get more than the same 10 people posting, it is never going to be well again. More to the point - why not try to get members to look at the posts that actually mean something. Anna.K did a great post on the month since June 25, 2009 and yet more people were concerned with pointless topics about the failure of MJHD.
Suppose they are so used to being told what to think by Auntie Amy they are not used to free will to read whatever they want. They need direction.
Peace.
11/23/2009
Let Me Run MJHD Properly
I'm always portrayed as just constantly bashing MJHD, the Admins, and some of the outlandish theories. So to offset the balance here is my suggestion.
Hitlerfish, let me buy MJHD from you, at whatever price you paid Amy. Just give me the domain, and both the Wordpress & phpBB3 databases and I will be the Admin. I will give the members THEIR forum, the way they want it. A forum that does not listen to it's members is never going to be a family always just a forum
I will show you how a forum should be run - with no dictatorship, no donations, no banning of possible subjects because they involve the Illuminati.
Just a thought. But hey I read the comments on here from MJHD members, and others, I know what they want in THEIR forum.
Peace.
Hitlerfish, let me buy MJHD from you, at whatever price you paid Amy. Just give me the domain, and both the Wordpress & phpBB3 databases and I will be the Admin. I will give the members THEIR forum, the way they want it. A forum that does not listen to it's members is never going to be a family always just a forum
I will show you how a forum should be run - with no dictatorship, no donations, no banning of possible subjects because they involve the Illuminati.
Just a thought. But hey I read the comments on here from MJHD members, and others, I know what they want in THEIR forum.
Peace.
11/22/2009
According To MJHD Michael Is No Longer Sexy
So with the departure of Auntie Amy, somehow I thought things would get better over at MJHD.
Then Silverfish and Nightmare took over, and things went from bad to worse. First four months of hard work went right down the toilet; and even though members (myself included) have offered to fix this for free, none have been asked. The question remains why? If you want it fixed let someone fix it - as stated before it is not rocket science.
The intelligence of the Admin staff dropped big time when Auntie Amy left. All other things put aside she was a smart cookie - I mean she got people to pay for her fetish without them knowing for almost 3 months.
Just when I thought MJHD Admin had sunk as low as it can go Silverfish sinks even lower. I know he's a christian, I know he's a redneck, and I know he is greasy but his latest move goes beyond stupidity into the realm of insanity.
As of Sunday, November 22, 2009 it is now no longer acceptable to describe Michael as sexy. You have to be fucking kidding me. The guy danced with his hand on his crotch 50% of the time.
In the post "Funny Pictures Of Michael" Silverfish answered the question "What happened to the sexy Michael thread?" with this statement:
I am the one that deleted the thread in question. Read the rules: There is to be no posts where MJ is discussed in a sexual manner. This was not allowed before MJHD went down, and it is still a rule now. The pics here are fine--except for one that I deleted.
Everyone can share pics without talking about him in a nearly X-rated manner. To quote the former mod Dk--"Michael Jackson is NOT a piece of meat."
Note: As stated by DK in their comment below, the quote from DK was not even in reference to the MJHD forum.
Oh come on it is harmless. And if Michael didn't want to be considered in that way, no way would he have danced the way he danced.
Silverfish, get off your holier than thou soapbox and realize that just because you are as ugly as fuck does not mean women do not look at photos of guys in the same way as you look at photos of your Mom.
Silverfish aka Silverfuck will from now on be referred to as Hitlerfish.
I never thought I'd type this statement, but here goes:
Peace.
Then Silverfish and Nightmare took over, and things went from bad to worse. First four months of hard work went right down the toilet; and even though members (myself included) have offered to fix this for free, none have been asked. The question remains why? If you want it fixed let someone fix it - as stated before it is not rocket science.
The intelligence of the Admin staff dropped big time when Auntie Amy left. All other things put aside she was a smart cookie - I mean she got people to pay for her fetish without them knowing for almost 3 months.
Just when I thought MJHD Admin had sunk as low as it can go Silverfish sinks even lower. I know he's a christian, I know he's a redneck, and I know he is greasy but his latest move goes beyond stupidity into the realm of insanity.
As of Sunday, November 22, 2009 it is now no longer acceptable to describe Michael as sexy. You have to be fucking kidding me. The guy danced with his hand on his crotch 50% of the time.
In the post "Funny Pictures Of Michael" Silverfish answered the question "What happened to the sexy Michael thread?" with this statement:
I am the one that deleted the thread in question. Read the rules: There is to be no posts where MJ is discussed in a sexual manner. This was not allowed before MJHD went down, and it is still a rule now. The pics here are fine--except for one that I deleted.
Everyone can share pics without talking about him in a nearly X-rated manner. To quote the former mod Dk--"Michael Jackson is NOT a piece of meat."
Note: As stated by DK in their comment below, the quote from DK was not even in reference to the MJHD forum.
Oh come on it is harmless. And if Michael didn't want to be considered in that way, no way would he have danced the way he danced.
Silverfish, get off your holier than thou soapbox and realize that just because you are as ugly as fuck does not mean women do not look at photos of guys in the same way as you look at photos of your Mom.
Silverfish aka Silverfuck will from now on be referred to as Hitlerfish.
I never thought I'd type this statement, but here goes:
Bring Back Auntie Amy
Peace.
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