So thanks to the designer and here is the official wallpaper of this blog:
Who knows, next it will be t-shirts, mugs, bracelets - oh never mind MJHD already did that.
Peace.
11/22/2009
Official MJHD Conspiracy Wallpaper
The official wallpaper of this blog. Didn't know that the blog needed an official wallpaper, but seems an avid reader of the blog went to the effort of creating it I thought hell, why not.
So thanks to the designer and here is the official wallpaper of this blog:
Who knows, next it will be t-shirts, mugs, bracelets - oh never mind MJHD already did that.
Peace.
So thanks to the designer and here is the official wallpaper of this blog:
Who knows, next it will be t-shirts, mugs, bracelets - oh never mind MJHD already did that.
Peace.
Nightmare Vs Silverfish - Which is The Dumbest?
I was posting over at MJHD when I realized that another member, badria, had asked a question concerning a 'topic started' column on the forum - topic was even entitled "post started column!!" and Nightmare in her infinite redneck wisdom decided to answer as an Admin.
Seriously, you couldn't make this shit up if you tried.
Basically the question/suggestion was: we need to add a 'topic started column'. The answer, by Nightmare the Admin, was:
"Depending on which style you're using, somewhere near the top of the screen is a view new post button or link. There is also a view unanswered post & active topic links.
These buttons or links are located in different places, depending on which style you are using, but they're alway near the top of the page."
Whoa there Nightmare, you completely missed the suggestion. Turn your Willie Nelson 8 track down a little and take Silverfish's cock out of your mouth before you try to answer something. Also thinking might help.
You didn't answer the question. The answer, so you know for future reference, is:
No matter what style you are using, underneath each topic is the username of the person who started it, and the date and time it was started.
There, that wasn't too hard. It is a standard feature of phpBB3 (and has been since version 1.0) - so you don't need to say how much hard work you put in to adjusting anything that already existed.
Peace.
Seriously, you couldn't make this shit up if you tried.
Basically the question/suggestion was: we need to add a 'topic started column'. The answer, by Nightmare the Admin, was:
"Depending on which style you're using, somewhere near the top of the screen is a view new post button or link. There is also a view unanswered post & active topic links.
These buttons or links are located in different places, depending on which style you are using, but they're alway near the top of the page."
Whoa there Nightmare, you completely missed the suggestion. Turn your Willie Nelson 8 track down a little and take Silverfish's cock out of your mouth before you try to answer something. Also thinking might help.
You didn't answer the question. The answer, so you know for future reference, is:
No matter what style you are using, underneath each topic is the username of the person who started it, and the date and time it was started.
There, that wasn't too hard. It is a standard feature of phpBB3 (and has been since version 1.0) - so you don't need to say how much hard work you put in to adjusting anything that already existed.
Peace.
11/21/2009
Silverfish Continues To Lie - Lie #2
Alright I predicted it would happen in the last post, and not to blow my own trumpet too much, I was right.
In the topic "We are a GO on imbeding youtube video's!!" Silverfish states: "Okay guys, embedding youtube videos are okay! We had to custom make our own BBcode to do it, but it's done. EXTRA special thanks to alexwestconsulting for his amazing youtube video on making this work! (I will personally email this guy if he has any contact info!
DayDream did most of the work, I pointed out where things needed changed, and we are all good to go! So WOOHOO--youtube videos can be embedded now!"
First thing first. The lie is: "We had to custom make our own BBCode..." No you didn't Silverfuck, its a BB code (notice the space) that was first published 4 days after the release of phpBB3.
Secondly, why thank Alex West Consulting? The person who originally did this code, and assisted in the coding of phpBB2 & 3, is known; and it certainly isn't Alex West (for the geeks it is D4RK_L0RD).
And a minor point here (minor as in small, not minor as in what Silverfish's mom was when she had him) it is videos not video's - the second implies that video owns something.
Keep up the good work Silverfish. You make my job so much easier when you so easily prove what a fucktard you are.
Peace.
In the topic "We are a GO on imbeding youtube video's!!" Silverfish states: "Okay guys, embedding youtube videos are okay! We had to custom make our own BBcode to do it, but it's done. EXTRA special thanks to alexwestconsulting for his amazing youtube video on making this work! (I will personally email this guy if he has any contact info!
DayDream did most of the work, I pointed out where things needed changed, and we are all good to go! So WOOHOO--youtube videos can be embedded now!"
First thing first. The lie is: "We had to custom make our own BBCode..." No you didn't Silverfuck, its a BB code (notice the space) that was first published 4 days after the release of phpBB3.
Secondly, why thank Alex West Consulting? The person who originally did this code, and assisted in the coding of phpBB2 & 3, is known; and it certainly isn't Alex West (for the geeks it is D4RK_L0RD).
And a minor point here (minor as in small, not minor as in what Silverfish's mom was when she had him) it is videos not video's - the second implies that video owns something.
Keep up the good work Silverfish. You make my job so much easier when you so easily prove what a fucktard you are.
Peace.
Why Do MJHD Administrators Always Have To Lie?
Auntie Amy started the ball rolling, with constant lies, and seems to have set the trend for all of the people that take the role of Administrator over at MJHD.
Silverfish, made a big thing about being open to all the members over at MJHD and how him and his redneck mother were from Alaska. They both had posts on the MJHD forum which stated this; although both posts have been removed.
One thing - and Michael said this himself - "Just because it's in print doesn't mean it's the gospel." Silverfish may be a redneck, may live in some back woods place nobody else wants to live in, may be having sex with his mother, but as Silverfish's God is my witness he does not live anywhere near Alaska.
So the greasy Silverfish starts his life-long dream of being the MJHD Admin by lying to all the members. Just another wolf in sheep's clothing. And before he tries to convince you he is - remember he visits this blog. Yesterday he visited 3 times, and lo and behold, according to Google Analytics not one visit from Alaska.
I'm guessing when Auntie Amy left she must of took the MJHD balls with her because although she lied about a lot of other stuff she at least told the truth about her location.
So now, as loyal members of MJHD, we just have to wait for more and more lies to spew from the unclean mouth of Silverfish.
Peace.
Silverfish, made a big thing about being open to all the members over at MJHD and how him and his redneck mother were from Alaska. They both had posts on the MJHD forum which stated this; although both posts have been removed.
One thing - and Michael said this himself - "Just because it's in print doesn't mean it's the gospel." Silverfish may be a redneck, may live in some back woods place nobody else wants to live in, may be having sex with his mother, but as Silverfish's God is my witness he does not live anywhere near Alaska.
So the greasy Silverfish starts his life-long dream of being the MJHD Admin by lying to all the members. Just another wolf in sheep's clothing. And before he tries to convince you he is - remember he visits this blog. Yesterday he visited 3 times, and lo and behold, according to Google Analytics not one visit from Alaska.
I'm guessing when Auntie Amy left she must of took the MJHD balls with her because although she lied about a lot of other stuff she at least told the truth about her location.
So now, as loyal members of MJHD, we just have to wait for more and more lies to spew from the unclean mouth of Silverfish.
Peace.
Wordpress Versus PHPBB3 - It Is Not Rocket Science
Once again, without confusion, I offer a proverbial olive branch to the people at MJHD. No I am not going soft. No I am not confused because Tis_Ruthy commented (btw - Hi Ruthy, we miss you). And finally, no I am not such an asshole that I wish to watch the painful experiences over at MJHD continue.
OK, on the forum thread "Wordpress or not? VOTE" some members mentioned pulling all the information from the Wordpress forum over to the PHPBB3 forum. Great idea; and easy to implement.
On the front page of MJHD it is stated that the database is corrupt, and for someone to fix it is going to cost $300. That is not so good.
So here is the proverbial olive branch: I can repair the database, and also transfer the Wordpress information over to PHPBB3 - and as a seeker of the truth; I will do it for free.
Technical information (a little boring but necessary): The old forum of MJHD is actually a Simple Press forum; which in turn basically uses MySQL as a backbone database. PHPBB3 also uses MySQL database. In transferring one to the other it is merely telling the PHPBB3 database where to put the fields/information from the Simple Press forum (for example Simple Press may have used user_id_number and PHPBB3 may be using user_id). It is all about mapping the old database to the new database. Nothing technical really. Using phpMyAdmin it is just a case of mapping various databases and fields etc from one to the other.
As for repairing the database, for free and not paying $300, some friends over at Database Journal have already discussed this and provided step-by-step instructions to do this. Here is the link for repairing MySQL database corruption.
Once again if any of that seems like it was written in a foreign language, or is too technical for the new Admins (hereafter referred to as Silverfish and Nightmare) I offer my services free; for the sake of the MJHD members.
Peace.
OK, on the forum thread "Wordpress or not? VOTE" some members mentioned pulling all the information from the Wordpress forum over to the PHPBB3 forum. Great idea; and easy to implement.
On the front page of MJHD it is stated that the database is corrupt, and for someone to fix it is going to cost $300. That is not so good.
So here is the proverbial olive branch: I can repair the database, and also transfer the Wordpress information over to PHPBB3 - and as a seeker of the truth; I will do it for free.
Technical information (a little boring but necessary): The old forum of MJHD is actually a Simple Press forum; which in turn basically uses MySQL as a backbone database. PHPBB3 also uses MySQL database. In transferring one to the other it is merely telling the PHPBB3 database where to put the fields/information from the Simple Press forum (for example Simple Press may have used user_id_number and PHPBB3 may be using user_id). It is all about mapping the old database to the new database. Nothing technical really. Using phpMyAdmin it is just a case of mapping various databases and fields etc from one to the other.
As for repairing the database, for free and not paying $300, some friends over at Database Journal have already discussed this and provided step-by-step instructions to do this. Here is the link for repairing MySQL database corruption.
Once again if any of that seems like it was written in a foreign language, or is too technical for the new Admins (hereafter referred to as Silverfish and Nightmare) I offer my services free; for the sake of the MJHD members.
Peace.
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