Suicide Is Painless

So someone decided to post that Auntie Amy committed suicide. They did not say how she committed suicide or even say why. So here, in my humble opinion, is what I believe happened...

This Is It, the movie, was released and Auntie Amy was expecting an influx of new members (both real and imaginary members) which would add to the growing money that MJHD was making from mindless people supporting a non-fan that originally declared Michael as "Jacko". When that influx wasn't as great as Auntie Amy thought it was going to be she was stuck with the conundrum that she had ordered a stockpile of diapers that she couldn't afford.

Meanwhile, while all this was going on, Auntie Amy was spiralling further and further into depression as more and more people realized that she was just a money-making whore, that cared for Michael, and the truth, about as much as I care about David Hasselhoff's hemorrhoids or his ever receding hairline.

With growing debts, incurred by diaper purchasing, diaper fetish websites, and a load of other sick things too sick to even mention on this blog one night she couldn't take it any more.

She sat down at her desk, drinking kool-aid, and proceeded to print a list of all the members that she had created. Then she printed a least of all the people that she had conned. After wasting several acres of Brazilian rainforest on these print-outs and others she slowly started to suffocate as the piles and piles of paper started to close in on her. With her editor screaming down the phone for the book that Auntie Amy had promised: "100 Ways to Screw People and Get Them to Say Thank You" Auntie Amy could take no more. She started to rip off her clothes off - including her new deluxe diaper - and started using the paper to cut herself repeatedly until the room was a mass mixture of blood and paper. And thus the end of Auntie Amy.

Well actually it never happened, because after the supposed suicide Auntie Amy was making refunds to the people that she had ripped off, she had tweeted, and she had continued to buy diapers.

So next time you hear that a money-hungry Admin has committed suicide do not believe it until you see the body.

And as for this blog being reported to the police as the cause of Auntie Amy's suicide, I'm guessing the police (even the LAPD) would need some sort of proof that there is indeed a dead body of an Admin called Amy, and that none of the blog was true, before they did anything. And as everything that was ever written was factual I'm not really expecting the police to come knocking.

Peace.

Jesus Loves Us All - Allegedly

So Auntie Amy is gone (allegedly), suicide or no suicide she is gone. Who cares? Me. So we now have MJHD being run by an Admin team, which seems to be Silverwolf and a few others, that are going to maintain the site and forum.

So the forum looks nice, thank god that Wordpress is gone - why fix something when you can just change it completely. Way to fuck the members over - delete everything from four months and start fresh.

Good thing is that the advertising has gone! Auntie Amy's money-making, whoring yourself for the Aussie dollar, is now a thing of the past! And she returned all the money to everyone - Well she said she did, obviously she forgot to list the people so that it could be verified; so we just have to take her word for it.

Auntie Amy's legacy is over, the mysterious "John" who allegedly crashed the site and forum is no more, but one question remains: Why does Jesus love us all?

OK, stay with me on this, there is a connection to Jesus and MJHD now. If you do a WhoIs on MichaelJacksonHoaxdeath.com you will notice that the name servers are no longer GoDaddy but are in fact a company called BlueHost.com. Now, if you go to the BlueHost website, and do a domain check for MichaelJacksonHoaxDeath.com it says:

The domain michaeljacksonhoaxdeath.com currently belongs to the jesuslovesyouall.com account.

Now, if you go to JesusLovesYouAll.com website, and go all the way to the bottom of the page, you will notice that the website is copyrighted by Donya Crimshaw. So although everything with regards to the new MJHD registrar is private a very small piece of googling gives you the new owner owner.

And for those that just love irony, the opening statement on the JesusLovesYouAll website is: "This is love: not that we loved God, but that he loved us, and sent his Son as an atoning sacrifice for our sins. ~1 John:4:10 (NIV)" Notice the word LOVE and we are all atoning for our sins? What sins? The sins of a previous Admin? Who knows!

And as a final point, MJHD still do not allow the Illuminati to be mentioned. Even though Dr. Conrad Murray, one of the main actors in all of this, is famously pictured in a Freemason chain - and the Freemasons having just a few thousand links with the whole Illuminati theories. I'm not saying the Illuminati theory is right or wrong, but as long as it remains a possibility it should be discussed. Nobody is forced to read these posts, so don't follow Auntie Amy's somewhat Nazi regime, allow free speech and let the members (less than 2000 all of a sudden - Auntie Amy leaves and so do 4000 members with a -1 post) decide what they want to read, and what they want to discuss.

Peace

A Fun Little Activity For You

I'm going to keep this one short and sweet.

This little activity is called, "Let's name Auntie Amy's new book", and give me your very best (10 lines or less), infomercial and sell it to me. This is simple really. The first thing that pops into your heads, go with it. Humor me, I'm on a roll here.

Peace.

Some Things Just Speak For Themselves!

Without a doubt, this one single post takes the fucking cake. So get out your Betty Crocker Cookbooks folks, put on your aprons, get to cracking some eggs, and get baking because there's simply no time to waste. And of course, with cake, there has to be frosting. LMFAO

Here's the scoop, people! (by Silverwolf - Sat. November 7th, 2009 11:28 pm)

Well, I have good news and bad news people.

Good news is we have a less-buggy forum. Bad news? I heard from our admin that there was a MAJOR forum malfunction. Amy tried to fix it, our new admin tried to fix it...nothing worked. So, the forum crashed. Everything is gone, including wordpress.

That's the good news at least...no more darn WP bugs. The bad news? We have to start allll over. Small price to pay though, yes? At least MJHD is still up and running!

~Silverwolf~


Peace.

Can You Feel The Love

Can you feel the love at MJHD?
The heart felt support of the once great Amy
Don't leave us now in our Hour of Need
You've been such a great leader, we don't care about your greed

Reach out with love and kiss her big ass
Thank her for everything, the lies and the cash
And know when you're applauding the new god sent savior
Auntie Amy is still there trolling, watching all your behavior


Just sit back and watch all the drama unfold
So much left to say, so many stories to be told
Reality bites like a fucking smack in the face
The truth is right there, written all over the place

Peace.