11/20/2009

Suicide Is Painless

So someone decided to post that Auntie Amy committed suicide. They did not say how she committed suicide or even say why. So here, in my humble opinion, is what I believe happened...

This Is It, the movie, was released and Auntie Amy was expecting an influx of new members (both real and imaginary members) which would add to the growing money that MJHD was making from mindless people supporting a non-fan that originally declared Michael as "Jacko". When that influx wasn't as great as Auntie Amy thought it was going to be she was stuck with the conundrum that she had ordered a stockpile of diapers that she couldn't afford.

Meanwhile, while all this was going on, Auntie Amy was spiralling further and further into depression as more and more people realized that she was just a money-making whore, that cared for Michael, and the truth, about as much as I care about David Hasselhoff's hemorrhoids or his ever receding hairline.

With growing debts, incurred by diaper purchasing, diaper fetish websites, and a load of other sick things too sick to even mention on this blog one night she couldn't take it any more.

She sat down at her desk, drinking kool-aid, and proceeded to print a list of all the members that she had created. Then she printed a least of all the people that she had conned. After wasting several acres of Brazilian rainforest on these print-outs and others she slowly started to suffocate as the piles and piles of paper started to close in on her. With her editor screaming down the phone for the book that Auntie Amy had promised: "100 Ways to Screw People and Get Them to Say Thank You" Auntie Amy could take no more. She started to rip off her clothes off - including her new deluxe diaper - and started using the paper to cut herself repeatedly until the room was a mass mixture of blood and paper. And thus the end of Auntie Amy.

Well actually it never happened, because after the supposed suicide Auntie Amy was making refunds to the people that she had ripped off, she had tweeted, and she had continued to buy diapers.

So next time you hear that a money-hungry Admin has committed suicide do not believe it until you see the body.

And as for this blog being reported to the police as the cause of Auntie Amy's suicide, I'm guessing the police (even the LAPD) would need some sort of proof that there is indeed a dead body of an Admin called Amy, and that none of the blog was true, before they did anything. And as everything that was ever written was factual I'm not really expecting the police to come knocking.

Peace.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fuck dem haters conspiracy dont let that bull shizzle scare u to close ur site keep it pimpin!

Anonymous said...

There were no refunds. It's a lie.

Anonymous said...

Yes there were, Amy is going to refund all two people that actually asked for them back--IF they did indeed donate. No one is going to scam her, she kept proof of who did and didn't donate. Maybe your 'friend' is lying about donating. Or maybe you are trying to refer to yourself when you say 'friend' if you are the commenter I think you are.

~SilverWolf~

Anonymous said...

You are SICK in the head!

MJHD Conspiracy said...

Silverfish said: "Yes there were, Amy is going to refund all two people that actually asked for them back--IF they did indeed donate. No one is going to scam her, she kept proof of who did and didn't donate. Maybe your 'friend' is lying about donating. Or maybe you are trying to refer to yourself when you say 'friend' if you are the commenter I think you are."

Believe everything Auntie Amy told you?

MJHD Conspiracy said...

Anonymous said: "You are SICK in the head!"

Yes, and your point?

Anonymous said...

My only point is that to joke about a person commiting suicide is sad. I don't know who you are, but there's nothing funny about that. You must be one cold-hearted person to even go there. Even so, I should hope that you never have to endure something so tragic as what you make jokes about: someone close to you commiting suicide. I hardly think it would be so funny to you then.

Anonymous said...

You totally did not 'get' any of this did you? You missed the suicide comment from ages ago, and missed the sarcasm in Conspiracy's post completely. The point was, you idiot, SHES NOT DEAD!! OMG I can't believe they let you people out of the home.

Anonymous said...

haha
yeah, I know she's not dead. 'You' totally did not get any of this. I was saying that joking about suicide is not funny!

MJHD Conspiracy said...

To clear this up, I did not joke about suicide in general, I was joking about the comment posted saying Auntie Amy had committed suicide which was indeed false.

Suicide in general is no joking matter, but the comment about Auntie Amy doing the deed was. So if that makes me 'sick in the head' so be it. I'm sick in the head.

Anonymous said...

OMG..you`re such an asshole.. lol...such a stupid person..unbelievable...lmao...how stupid can one person be?? you have too much free time..let me guess...no girlfriend/boyfriend?? no friends in real life?? awww..I`m so sorry...lmao, bye, you idiot!

Anonymous said...

Silverfish, go get a life. Wash your hair and refrain from getting it on with your mother. Wanna get into Amy's diapered pants? Beautiful!

Anonymous said...

hey, where is the comment I posted?? oohh.. or did I hit the nail on the head....lmao...you little pussy...lol

Anonymous said...

AMY IS NOT DEAD you idiots that even believe that are probably the same people that think MJ's kids are imposters..No suicide no nothing,Amy is alive and well...she dumped the lot of us and several mods knews exactly what she was doing and knew john was a fake..jon smith was amy and amys partner whatever he is...all lies and to the mods that were in on it..you are just as bad as fucking Amy!you think we all that stupid?now suffering under the dictatorship of silverfish his mom and a few other religiously inclined domineering lying ingrates!! way to go you people that defend Amy and her suicide bullshit! do you want her details to talk to her? ffs grow a brain..my biggest regret is not believing this blogger here from the start

MJHD Conspiracy said...

Anonymous said: "hey, where is the comment I posted?? oohh.. or did I hit the nail on the head....lmao...you little pussy...lol"

Every single comment is posted. So if you did post a comment and you don't see it, post again. I don't delete/censor/edit any of the comments.

Anonymous said...

I FUCKING PEED MY PANTS TO SOME OF YOUR COMENTS, AMY COULD YOU HAND ME A DIAPER QUICK?!
THIS AUDIENCE CHEER FOR MORE MORE MORE

Iloveyoumore said...

MJHD Conspiracy said "I don't delete/censor/edit any of the comments" -- Well yes you do, dearie, because someone posted my address (this is Iloveyoumore, btw), and you deleted it, although I asked you not to. So I had to go and post it in full on MJA instead, to let them know I don't give a flying fuck who knows my address. So, hotcakes, you do delete on occasion (even if only to try and be nice, cause you do have a protective side to you. xoxox

MJHD Conspiracy said...

Oh an address, that one I didn't publish, and yeah I have a nice, protective, side - just don't mention it too much. I have this reputation as an asshole to live up to. LOL.

Iloveyoumore said...

The one you didn't publish? Au contraire, you DID publish it, and then you deleted it when you found out it was mine, much to my strong protest. And don't you worry your adorable little bulldog face, everyone knows quite well that you're an asshole. Aren't we all? You just happen to be have multiple sides to you. Very alluring, I must say.

Anonymous said...

Gawd, Julie are you done with your attention seekeing bullshit posts? The difference between you and the blogger is that you are a dumb frustated attention whore and when the blogger is being smart. Conspiracy may have been a little childish every now and then, but never as pathetic as you and your dumb shit, that keeps reappearing. Get a life, you ugly heifer.

Anonymous said...

"When that influx wasn't as great as Auntie Amy thought it was going to be she was stuck with the conundrum that she had ordered a stockpile of diapers that she couldn't afford."

and

"With her editor screaming down the phone for the book that Auntie Amy had promised: "100 Ways to Screw People and Get Them to Say Thank You" Auntie Amy could take no more. She started to rip off her clothes off - including her new deluxe diaper "

made me laugh like I've NEVER laughed before. you have alot of talent in writing. And I can tell alot in computers too. Im a long time member of MJHD and I agree with everything you say.

are you a guy/girl, single/taken? MARRY ME?

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