11/10/2009

A Fun Little Activity For You

I'm going to keep this one short and sweet.

This little activity is called, "Let's name Auntie Amy's new book", and give me your very best (10 lines or less), infomercial and sell it to me. This is simple really. The first thing that pops into your heads, go with it. Humor me, I'm on a roll here.

Peace.

61 comments:

Anonymous said...

Tales of Tards, Turds and Pee

Anonymous said...

The Truth, The Tards and The Turds

MJHD Conspiracy said...

LMFAO! Keep them coming people, keep them coming. And you're supposed to be selling this too. Where's the infomercial?

Anonymous said...

I hope I got it right (language barrier).

I would suggest these titles:
"The Do's and Don'ts wearing a diaper"
"IllumiNUTTYs - make their money yours"
"Diary of a thief in diapers"
"Brainwash - the diaper story"
"Leading from sane to insane"
"Me my diapers and I"
"It's a warm feeling"
"Let it flow..."
"Diaper allmighty"
"Diaperrise - the old generation"
"Incontinence - a little guide how to take advantage of your weakness"

Anonymous said...

I am curious your take on the 6-23 screen shot. You address this screen shot in a very early post on this blog but you don't delve at all into what this implies. In my opinion there are but 3 explanations for this, only one of which is plausable but you address none of them, only the donate now money aspect of the site.

Considering no one has to pay to play there I consider it a non-issue. If youre dumb enough to donate to a free site then you deserve to be scammed.

The deletion and censuring and banning of members for freeking asking a question sucks and is extremely shadey, but the million dollar question is....

the 6-23 screenshot.

Toss it around MJC? Or are you confused to silence on that one as well?

While we're at it, also kick around "AMY"s explanation and the current Whois info of 6-25, considering MJ didn't "die"
in australia until 6-26... no explanation has been forthcoming on that one.

I'd like someone to address these topics and since MJHD banned me for discussing it, well, you're as good a source as any. Care to take a crack at it?

Anonymous said...

'How to cash-in on a celebrity's Death' by Amy Diaperwearer.

It was the end of June and as the shock news broke of the biggest celebrity in the worlds death all I could think of as I sat at my computer screen wearing my diaper was 'How can I turn this to my advantage.........'. And so the story begins......

Anonymous said...

From the author who gave you "Amy's Words of Wisdom" here is a new novel that will surely become one of the all time best sellers...With the forward written by Dr Murray and dedicated to the gullible of the web world, you will not be able to put this book down..So hurry along to your favourite fettish shop to buy your copy of "Days of Our Diapers..The MJHD Story"

Anonymous said...

Invasion of The Mind Snatchers: How One Woman Fleeced The Gullible, The Naive And The Just Plain Stupid.
Don't miss this New York Times best seller! You won't want to miss this gripping novel of how the world believed they could convince Michael Jackson to come back from his hoaxed death and marry, have babies or just be eternally grateful to them for their unconditional devotion. Warning! Buying this book may label you stupid by MJ.

Anonymous said...

come put put put....

MJHD Conspiracy said...

As a wise anonymous poster once said, "Now this is some funny shizzle, right here, some funny shizzle".
Diane Dimond has got nothing on here. LMAO

MJHD Conspiracy said...

And to anonymous who wants to know about the screen shots, unlike Amy, I am no psychic. All I know is what I've seen. The site was up before his announced death, that is simply in black and white. Those who choose not to believe that because Auntie Amy already explained it to them, have already had their lobotomies and there is nothing more I can do for them.

Again, I'm no psychic. If you are looking for reasons and possibilities, the list is endless. But at the end of that list, is deception.

Anonymous said...

How To Hear The ChaChing
by Scamy Sampson

Learn how to have multiple identities to fuck over anyone

Anonymous said...

If you were so enraged by Amy having a donation button on MJHD, you should have left. The best way to show your disapproval is to leave a situation. No one was forced to donate to MJHD. And why is it wrong to make money to maintain a very popular website? If you would have been able to do it, I know you would have.

And now that Amy is no longer in charge of MJHD (which will be back), I hope you can either move on or that your hate consumes you, because hate never wins.

Anonymous said...

Why I'm A Diaper Bitch

MJHD Conspiracy said...

Anonymous said: "If you were so enraged by Amy having a donation button on MJHD, you should have left. The best way to show your disapproval is to leave a situation. No one was forced to donate to MJHD. And why is it wrong to make money to maintain a very popular website? If you would have been able to do it, I know you would have."

How many times do I have to sound like a broken fucking record? Are you brain dead or just just on life support?

"And why is it wrong to make money to maintain a very popular website?"

For this comment alone, I am officially giving you I Am The Biggest Dumb Ass That Ever Lived Award.

I wonder how it feels to be so ignorant and clueless. Lobotomies must be cheap today, maybe even a buy one get one free.

Anonymous said...

Do you wanna get scamed and lied to?
Then visit mjhd



there full oh shit and lies

Anonymous said...

I'll join mjhd just for FUN..here I come.
Here comes the troll...lol

Anonymous said...

MJHD Conspiracy: Your shots back crack me the hell up. Man! you missed your calling. You should be headlining in Vegas. Old dead fat Don Rickles ain't got nothin' on your sarcasim. I'm still laughing my fat ass off!

Anonymous said...

You really did miss your calling conspiracy. You are so funny, I love your sarcasm and the thing is, your sarcasm is so truthful.

Anonymous said...

Being in Australia i know anything submitted here reverts back to US time...Therefore the argument that the web site should have shown 26th June creation is incorrect...My post here wont show Australian time...It was reported here at 6am 26th June that he had died 4am Australian time so even tho the Wicked Witch may have been awake at that time & registered the site i assume it would be reverted back to US time being the 25th...Da Troot will Prevail

Anonymous said...

@Conspiracy...MJHD is back with Silverfish & his Mom as Admin (along with a few others??, please, please, please write a poem about your thoughts on this, I could do with a laugh!

Love your blog, keep up the sarcasm!

Your Shadow said...

"Hi I'm Amy and I have created a hoax forum to chronicle MJ's faked death. Why? The wet diaper made me feel are warm and squishy. I was inspired you might say. Frankly I did it for attention, holiday shopping money and for a few laughs. Now you can read all about the past X months in my brand new book called "How to Mind Fuck 7000 People". You too can learn how to lead poor misguided fans down a dark path toward lies, deceit, robbery and insanity. Page 10 has 5 tips that may be of particular interest to you future mind fuckers: 1)Pretend to be their bff 2)Pretend to give a shit about MJ 3)Pretend that the ads just appeared out of thin air 4)Pretend to be hurt and insulted when questioned about the site rules and 5) Pretend that you will maintain the site until MJ returns. LOL... we know that shit ain't gonna happen. Send $20.09 for the hard copy or $6.25 for the shortened pocket version and it's allll yours."

Keep up the good work Conspiracy. You are my hero.

Anonymous said...

Thanks MJHC Conspiracy for telling the truth! You have done a good job !

Anonymous said...

Amy Sampson has committed suicide. It was because of this Blog. I hope you are fucking happy you sick piece of shit. The police have this URL as evidence and have contacted Google & Blogger for your information. "Peace"

Anonymous said...

AMY SAMPSON HOW I SCAMMED A FORUM AND WET MY DIAPER DOING IT

MJHD Conspiracy said...

Anonymous said: "Amy Sampson has committed suicide. It was because of this Blog. I hope you are fucking happy you sick piece of shit. The police have this URL as evidence and have contacted Google & Blogger for your information. "Peace""

Alrighty then! Anyone that takes their own life over Michael Jackson, over a website, over a forum, or over a blog has far too many issues for me to even begin to discuss; this blog being the very least of those. This is the internet folks, welcome to it. If this is your every day reality my friends, then you all have some fucked up issues, that only a shrink can help you with. I may be heartless at times, but having a blog page and speaking my mind by no means makes me guilty of anything.

Those that can't take the heat, don't stand so close to the fire. No one forces anyone to read; they come out of curiosity.

You know where you can stick your lame ass attempt at a guilt trip.

GirlwitBrains said...

She's dead? wtf!!!!!!!

wow so then wat this site was saying was true thats why she killed herself...srry but thats just stupid...

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said: "Amy Sampson has committed suicide. It was because of this Blog. I hope you are fucking happy you sick piece of shit. The police have this URL as evidence and have contacted Google & Blogger for your information. "Peace""

Whoever posted this is the sick piece of shit..Now go wipe your ass mouth

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said: "Amy Sampson has committed suicide. It was because of this Blog. I hope you are fucking happy you sick piece of shit. The police have this URL as evidence and have contacted Google & Blogger for your information. "Peace""

It is really mean to fool ppl in saying Amy committed suicide... SHAME ON YOU!!!

Straight from MJHD: "FOR THOSE WHO DONATED: For those who have been asking about the money you have donated to the previous admininstrator, she has contacted us and said that anybody wanting a refund can contact her. She has kept records of who donated and how much [...]"

I guess nobody committed suicide... Just a tasteless try to stir shit!

Anonymous said...

Whoever wrote that about suicide because of this blog is a seriously sick twisted fuck.

Anonymous said...

"Amy Sampson has committed suicide. It was because of this blog."

You actually think that Bulldog here would be irrational enough to fall for that? Sorry, bud, but just from the words on a screen, we all know Dog's just a tad bit more stable than that. (sarcasm intended)

You, on the other hand, have proven that you are indeed a seriously twisted little fucker. (@Anonymous 10:55 PM: No plagiarism intended, hear? LOL)

Who'd a guessed you were such a nutjob. And, oh yeah, don't forget; it's all for L.O.V.E. (repulsed)

Anonymous said...

@suicide poster...

I'm sure Amy will appreciate your attempt to defend her.......NOT!

Get a life, sicko!

Anonymous said...

A poster on MJHD is saying MJ's friends tormented them for months.
My response is NO THEY DIDN'T. They all tormented MJ's friends. His friends could care less about them. Dilussional people over there.

Anonymous said...

Is this blog sick or what? Amy Sampson is seriously sick, too! (Not dead yet).

GirlwitBrains said...

"Anonymous said...
Is this blog sick or what? Amy Sampson is seriously sick, too! (Not dead yet)."

oh really if amy is sick how you know??? how come she didnt write to her "lovin fans"?

Anonymous said...

Who gives a fuck if scAMY committed suicide (which is probally a lie) but so the fuck wat if she did who would take there life over a site.. can we say lame and besides she should have nothing to worry about if she is telling the truth and not lying about everything then this site shouldnt bother her one bit because she would know its not true so apparently this site does bother her because she knows she is lying and she knows ppl are gonna start finding/seeing the truth out.. well minus half the ppl at MJHD there so fucking blind to the truth they wouldnt know it if it bitched slapped them in the face.

Anonymous said...

It's just crazy. All the hours people are investigating to find out if Michael is alive is time they will never get back. Michael is gone. Sad but true. People must be doing this to fill a void in their life and have nothing else.

Anonymous said...

I just came to think of another title:

When The Shit Hits The Fan

Anonymous said...

The Ultimate Hoax- Mind Fucking 7000 people!
Yes indeedy Auntie Amy fed the needy
with her tricks, her schemes and lies
And did she even give a fuck
when the great depression struck
without a word like a thief in the night
she stole the SECRET STASH, ran off with the cash
causing the greatest website crash!
Now that just ain't right, not in my book
Den of Wolves, den of thieves, eyes of blind
man can see who deceives.
Go there yourself, if you dare to look
Even worse, the most evil curse
to use so many innocent people as her pawns
Shall we let bygones be bygones?
I dare say people, wake up and run
Is this your idea of fun?
Selling your souls to the devil
now that just ain't right
that just ain't right.

anonymous 3 said...

@ Anonymous November 15, 2:26 AM : You know how to rhyme.... love it..rofl
I re-registered though (different name cause I was banned for I don't know what..lol)only lurking not posting.
The mouth gagging is still going on.
Warning!!! do not ever (I repeat do not ever) disagree or individualize yourself by stating something that is not generally accepted or you will be banned....you have been warned my nice little sheep....lmao

anonymous 3 said...

@Anonymous November 15; 2:26 AM
Mo, Mo is that you????
I knew it, I knew it...lmao

Anonymous said...

Well if Amy is dead she is tweeting from the grave then!!!

Anonymous said...

you are all too correct..Im one of the fucking idiots that was truly fooled and lied too..excuse my foul language I wouldn't normally be so blunt..the blogger is right and an awful lot more intelligent or insightful that I have been..I feel like a moron and..then the mods tricked me to..how frigging nice! some of them did know what was going on...okay only maybe 2 or 3 didnt know the rest frigging well did..and to the poster who said the people on the forum are sad cases,MJ is gone and they were all headfucked by Amy...I went on the forum thinking he was alive,I left it certain he was dead..what changed it all? the erratic posts of the members...grasping at stupid straws..the desperate threads when an autopsy pic was bandied about..insinuating the kids were imposters too..that sort of shit made me realise these were not normal people...they want to pretend MJ is alive cos they cant let him go..thats what this is all about
and AMY you are a serious fucking lowlife

Anonymous 3 said...

@Anonymous november 16 3:35 AM
Aah, life is so funny... you got hurt because you believed in the hoax and I got banned because I didn't believe in the hoax (never enforced my point of view, just told in a honest way I sincerely believe he passed).
I'm not a shrink but I strongly believe they are in denial.....rofl

Anonymous said...

I'm sure Amy is on to her next money making scheme.

Anonymous said...

Michael is supposed to make some big global announcement on Nov 25th that he's alive. Many people are believing that bullshit. They'll be waiting until the 12th of Never because in reality, Michael died June 25th and it's sad people believe he's alive. Denial.

Anonymous said...

LOL! Famous last words, loser who has nothing better to do then troll a death hoax blog.

It's sad you're here. Mike ain't dead. Can't wait for him to prove it to your sorry self. Too bad you don't deserve him.

Anonymous said...

You're qualified to say who deserves Michael? Denial isn't healthy, you need a reality check. I bet you never even knew him until the hoax site came.

Anonymous said...

Wow, you all need to get off the computer already and get back into the real world. Is Amy Sampson your only subject on this blog? Get a life already!

Anonymous said...

@November 19, 2009 10:52 PM

Geeez... I guess you have to come back to the real world...
Yeah Elvis, 2pac, and all the other dead celebs live on an island and party every day...
Yaaaay!
And the nonbelievers don't deserve them.

I'll go to punish and lash me with my whip until my skin is full of gaping wounds!!! And I promise: I'll salt my wounds!!!

Get a life you f'cking retard in denial!

MJHD Conspiracy said...

Anonymous said: "Get a life you f'cking retard in denial!"

In denial? OK. Whatever you say. By the way, did the nurse bring you your medication yet?

MJHD Conspiracy said...

Anonymous said: "Wow, you all need to get off the computer already and get back into the real world. Is Amy Sampson your only subject on this blog? Get a life already!"

Get a life? What you think I am dead? Why do I need a life? I have to do this blog so that people like you can come and make pointless comments. And as you can see by the new header it says "... and beyond" so keep coming back for more.

Anonymous said...

Well you don't deserve him, I don't deserve him either, anymore then the Romans deserved Jesus. But he still loves us both. Breaks my heart.

Anonymous said...

"MJHD Conspiracy" you are the dumbest person I`ve ever met in my whole life...lol...you`re a jealous loser..nothing more...I think you`re a bored, frustrated fat man, maybe 40??, sitting the whole day in front of your computer and eating pizza and chips...lmao..

MJHD Conspiracy said...

I don't eat pizza for a start. And how fucking dumb are you? You wasted your time to tell me I'm dumb. And as for you - I'm guessing your a lonely, frustrated, housewife that is so ugly even your own dog wouldn't sniff at fucking flea infested crutch. And as for what you eat - I don't care, just keep on eating you 400lb tub of fucking lard.

Anonymous said...

You met?? LOL!! How did you do that?

Anonymous said...

That dumb "pizza and chips" comment sounds like it's written by an overweight dumb german housewife spending too much time on the internet.

Anonymous said...

wow...thanks for your answer conspiracy...lmao..you`re too funny..lol..I`m not frustrated and I`m reading and writing here just for fun..I found your blog accidentally. I`m not interested in MJHD or MJ..
But I have to say, that you`re still the dumbest person I`ve ever met in my life..sorry...
you little pussy...lmao

Anonymous said...

one more thing: why are you so aggressive?? Did I write the truth?? :)
This will be my last comment, because it`s getting boring here..Have fun in your little world:) a world of paranoia, jealousy and hate..lol
bye..

MJHD Conspiracy said...

As John Holmes said "A little pussy is better than none."

As it is your last comment I bid thee farewell. Aggressive? Moi? - No, I just answer in the way questions are posed.

And I will have fun with Silverfuck & Nightmare and all the Admins that take over after them.

Anonymous said...

LOL Conspiracy you rock! How cool is that!

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