5/25/2010

MJHD.NET Proves The Predictions

I said in a couple of previous posts that MJHD.NET could not find Michael Jackson if he was sitting right there next to them fuckers on the couch. And in the topic they prove me right.

I have a little warm glow that I am right but at the same time it is kind of worrying that these flower throwing idiots are investigating the hoax.

In the topic "Guess What's Back!! :O" Secret Dove dons their stupidity helmet and announces to the world that something is back. And at the end of their post give the link to MichaelJacksonDeathHoax.com.

Now from the title of the topic I am guessing that Secret Dove knows about MJHD.COM or they would never have said "Guess What's Back!!" But as they logged in to MJHD.NET to tell the world the ground-breaking news you'd of thought they would realize that MJDH is somewhat different to MJHD - so nothing is back.

I was willing to cut Secret Dove some slack, and presumed they needed pity for their dyslexia as opposed to just correcting their stupidity. But just as I was about to a few more of the flower throwing idiots jumped on the stupid bus to rant about MJHD being back.

Along with their helmets and stupidity passes, without ever actually reading the link people start throwing accusations around like they know what the fuck they are on about. First it is Souza and Mo, then Amy gets thrown in to the mix, and before you know it even I get dragged into the whole mess.

We have to wait for page 2, where Xenogears puts some form of normalcy in and tries to point out the mistakes; not that those already aboard the stupid bus listen.

Then Slag.In.The.City has an idea that maybe I created the forum. Hey Slag.In.The.City read Xenogears comment there is an LOL at the end, it was humor. Don't try to think. Read first and then think, and if you still feel the need then type. Do NOT skip the reading and thinking part though because you look more retarded than usual.

But hold the front page. Someone wants to steal Slag.In.The.City's crown of stupidity. Along comes bittyditty on page 4 to categorically state "That is the address for the original site - Amy's site." No. If you'd read pages 1 to 3 you'd have left the crown with Slag.In.The.City but you thought you'd skip the first few pages. This is NOT Shakespeare and there are no Cliff Notes to cheat with - you have to read.

But like Xenogears another light of genius shines through the dark clouds of stupidity. Ovaltine Jenkins suggests that it could be Silverwolf. Now I'm not willing to stick my neck out like that and say it is but the writing styles and certain errors are the same as Fuckfish made. Personally I'm holding off on making that decision.

Then Xenogears shows why they are top of the class. They mention that 'doggie' has a forum of their own. Indeed I do. Now if only all the drooling morons could get off the stupid bus and learn from Xenogears things would be in better shape.

Rolling on to page 5 along comes bec who obviously got on the bus at the last stop. bec instantly jumps to the defense of Badkolo saying he never stole it and bought and paid for it. bec you need to do your history first. Badkolo didn't actually pay for it, the people of America paid for it. You see he filed bankruptcy and had all his gay debts wiped out. This in turn gets added to the bills of responsible people to make up for the various losses. So he lives at home with his mother because he cannot financially manage his own life. So no he didn't pay for it - everyone in the US who pays their bills paid for it. Which might be why he lives at home with his Mom seems he is putting $300 on a website that is dead in the water so it can redirect to the S&M Concentration Camp. It kind of proves he cannot handle money responsibly and will most likely end up in some welfare line with his boyfriend in tow.

But back to the point of this post. READ ... THINK ... RE-READ ... TYPE. If some of the members actually did that instead of handing out flowers and hugs they might get taken more seriously.

And before all you cunts at MJHD.NET start fucking complaining that I am ripping on all of you - I am not. I'm ripping on the dumb fucks that start commenting without reading the topic; and previous posts by other members. If you fit in that category and you want to bitch about it - go the fuck ahead.

To end on a positive note (I know it is scary) Xenogears, don't get too close to the stupid bus you are too good for that. You are one of the few bright lights in the craziness.

Peace.

Legal Notice: I have no affiliation with any forum involving the letters MJHD in any anagram. The only forum I am affiliated with is Army Of Laugh - which I need to visit more often to be honest.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

You crack me up Doggie....I am a member on the forum you love to hate...Although you bash us and make fun of us, it is so halarious that I don't even feel any animosity toward you. Your
humor keeps me from disliking you....
A few of the newer mods say that they know who you are but will never tell because they enjoy your blog too much. They think its halarious and don't want to give your identity away for fear that you will go away..
You always make us laugh, after all, thats what its all about, not taking yourself too seriously!!! Thanks for keeping us in stiches during the slow time of the hoax....
LOVE YOU DOG!

Anonymous said...

Great post as usual! bec is still bitching how Admin X is wrong about Bad. She even posted his email address so people can ask him about the purchase and all. *rolls eyes* She really needs to let it go, no one cares anymore, if they ever did.

Anonymous said...

What's wong wittle beccy? Pissed off because you can't have Badkolo and your husband at the same time? Affairs suck, even if they are virtual LOL

Get over it, and get over yourself Bec.

Anonymous said...

hey MJHDC, I have a question for you.. :) do you post at the .net forum??

Anonymous said...

WOWSA Isn't it hilarious how Silverwolf aka AdminX shows up and instantly drama starts? *rolls eyes * Well THEY'RE indeed back, forum names may have changed but it is running by the same opportunists. So SecretDove wasn't wrong at all. However, as usual ADMIN remains mysterious: WHO is it? AMY, Souza or ???? LOL!!!!

Great post anyway, Doggie!

Anonymous said...

So Bec is back, huh? I read that thread and immediately thought, "That is NOT the original MJHD." I don't get how people are so quick to jump to stupid conclusions in this hoax. Anyhoo, I didn't get far enough to read Bec's post, but I did read one where she said that even though she is an athiest, Michael Jackson is godly. That weirded me out.

Xenogears said...

well... thank you!

MJHD Conspiracy said...

Anonymous said: "hey MJHDC, I have a question for you.. :) do you post at the .net forum??"

Yes I do. But that has become rare now due to a lot of the topics not being something I feel the need to post on. I also used to post at the S&M Concentration Camp; but that is even rarer due to the fact that if the Illuminati do indeed exist I don't feel they have any connection to Michael hoaxing his death.

WhatTheDeuce said...

"Along with their helmets and stupidity passes, without ever actually reading the link people start throwing accusations around like they know what the fuck they are on about. First it is Souza and Mo, then Amy gets thrown in to the mix, and before you know it even I get dragged into the whole mess."

http://www.jimsalmon.com/pix/headdesk.gif


PS: I think I might need to start wearing a helmet as well...

Anonymous said...

Hey anonymous, opportunist for what? I looked at the forum, and I don't see it as another .com clone. Feels different over there.

Anyway, what's so mysterious about someone not revealing their identity? I don't see you posting YOUR name here. Who the fuck is LauraLovesMichael? Who the hell is Mo and Souza? You think they are really Laura, Mo, and Souza? Dumbass. Would it make you feel better with a fake name? Does that comfort you? You're the perfect target for an internet predator, dip shit.

And Amy is certainly not involved with the new forum. She already has one. It's .net.

Anonymous said...

I think the forums as a whole are dead. People have split up in so many directions. If anything I think Twitter is the way most people are communicating about the hoax now, and the information is instantaneous, and everyone is on there, so it's become the central place, more than any single forum.

Anonymous said...

I disagree. Look at how many people are posting at .net and Smouza. They are not dead. They are sort of less active than the old MJHD was though. Not only that, but they lost focus too. It's all about flowers and crap anymore, and not about investigating.

And The F 777 said...

LMAO Doggie!:D Looks like im missing so much fun!:D hahaha no comment:P

Anonymous said...

Well, that stupidity has been going on forever and a day. It's the essence... lmao!
How outstanding you should have finally noticed it as well... zzzzzzzz........

Anonymous said...

Fuckfish and Nightmare... lmao!!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous May 26, 2010 11:45 AM

YOU tell ME!!!! LMAO! Allegedly I am a dipshit for posting as anonymous yet you do the same. Kind of hypocritical isn't it? Thanks for this masterpiecet of Elightment anyway but no worries, I don't consider myself as gullible rather the opposite. Been member of both forums since july trust me I did my homework well. News flash: Go read the paragraph again, it ended up w/ the item LOL! Means sarcasm, get it now?

Amy, Lara, Souza and Mo aren't who they pretending to be. Goes for the majority of people involved as well. Bottomline AMY pulling the strings at .net is not really news either. So I guess you missed the point. Though MichaelJacksonsDeathHoax.com actually does not appear as a MJHD-clone it doesnt need to be Sherlock Holmes himself for making out some similarities, patterns used by their administration are pretty much identical. Just coincedence, hm? Like at MJHD.com, .net and Smouza's forums before ADMIN/ADMIN X remains unclarifyed behind their usernames. Didn't deserve their members a certain kind of honesty? WHY they just can't come clean and
admit who they really are? There is no prize to win in deceiving your members, folks. Stop the games, it is getting tiresome ....

Aside your dumb assumptions and immature name-callings, perhaps something we both agree though. Nice Day for ya.

Anonymous said...

Well Admin and Admin X revealed their 'true' identities and yep it's Daydream and Silverwolf.

http://www.michaeljacksonsdeathhoax.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=93

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