2/02/2010

Pussy Cat Pussy Cat Where Have You Been?

So in the latest post on the Pussy Blog, it seems the cat has an issue with the whole story idea; and how it was executed.

"It appears The Mutt likes to write little plays and skits. He particularly seems to enjoy writing about real people being maimed and murdered. Okay, making fun of people is one thing. Even writing a stupid little skit is acceptable, even if not very tasteful. But to write about real people killing eachother or being killed? I think that crosses a line somewhere, and I think The Mutt needs to stop this.

Some skits can be funny; but people dying is not. People attempting to murder Michael Jackson and killing E-Cas is not funny either. It is sick, twisted, morbid and just plain wrong. What is wrong with you, Mutt?"

That is what the fucking pussy had to say. What is wrong with me? Nothing, I wrote a story which had a few people in it die. Nothing wrong with that. What is wrong with you though Pussy?

You fucking lame cunt, you bitch that it is sick, twisted, morbid and just plain wrong for me to write about people getting killed yet you read the whole thing. Mo was first shot in part one. In part two her being dead was mentioned and Bumkolo was shot. So if it really upset you that much why the fuck bother reading to the end. Nobody forced you to read it you dumb fucking faggot pussy. Bitch away about people dying in a fictional story, that you read the entire thing, and you look like a fucking retarded crack whore that is just dying for another hit.

Then you ramble on about how Amy is long gone. That is your second mistake. Life #2 is gone. Auntie Amy still owns MJHD.COM you dumb fucker. Do your fucking research before you bitch you ignoramus cock-sucking cunt. GoDaddy still hasn't been updated since December 14, 2009. Now if you had read previous posts and comments the cum-guzzling faggot Bumkolo said 30 days to transfer it. And that has been and gone. So why is it still sitting on Auntie Amy's account number?

You want to take this all high and mighty stance that I'm wrong, you are right bullshit. But the truth is I am right and you are wrong. I type like an asshole, say whatever the fuck I want and that is it. You on the other hand Pussy try to make out you are doing this for another reason yet your doing the exact same thing I do. Judging people by what they type. Judging people by their actions. Only difference is I admit it and don't try to hide it.

And as your reading there is an addendum to "The Final Chapter" just for you.

As Mo watched her member numbers grow by the second. She looked out of the window. There trying to cross the road was a cat. She watched as it edged to the curb. Then she watched as it went to cross the road. It made it safely to the other side. As the cat sat to lick itself, a lone gunshot was heard. Nobody knew where it came from. The cat was lying on the sidewalk its brains oozing into the very cracks. Nobody even noticed the cat. Nobody cared. As the cat's dead body laid there a passing dog licked at it and in a single motion took a hold of the cat's heart in its mouth. Tugging at the bloody sinew eventually the dog had the heart released from the corpse. The dog wandered away not caring one iota for the cat. Mo looked back at her screen, the member numbers were still rising.

Life #3 gone. Only six left. Use them wisely.

Peace.

43 comments:

Anonymous said...

blogger you are ridiculous...LMAO... get REAL!

Anonymous said...

radison says:

you rock conspiracy!! you are fuckin' hilarious
ROFL!!!!!!

anonymous 3 said...

Don't pay too much attention to that darn cat, just keep shooting it if it strays your way, only six to go... woehaha

Anonymous said...

"cum guzzling faggot"-- right on!!
Those pussies need to get a life, I 100% agree with this blog. The epilogue/chapters were so wrong but so right!!!

The Cat said...

LMFAO

What's wrong mutt, did the kitty cat touch a nerve? I don't think I've seen you go off on someone quite like you did in this blog. Good. If I pissed you off that fucking much, all the better.

Oh, and if anyone wants to know if Amy does own .com still, come on over to the pussy blog, I have proof to the contrary. Meow!

Think for yourself,

The Pussy Cat

PS: Ever consider anti-depressants Conspiracy? They make them for mutts now you know.

Anonymous said...

...Conspiracy, have I told you before that I love you? 'Cause I really do! LOL

Pussy said: "But to write about real people killing eachother or being killed? I think that crosses a line somewhere, and I think The Mutt needs to stop this."

WTF? That Pussy seriously needs to lighten up and grow a fucking sense of humour! You think it crosses the line to write about real people getting killed? Well, don't open a newspaper then. This is FICTION and those are usernames of total strangers. Noone got hurt during the production of this saga. LOL

Conspiracy said: "You on the other hand Pussy try to make out you are doing this for another reason yet your doing the exact same thing I do. Judging people by what they type. Judging people by their actions. Only difference is I admit it and don't try to hide it."

Right on! Get off your high horse and stop trying to sound smart and act superior. You are not above anyone else, Pussy. You accuse the Dog of being an hypocrite yet you keep contradicting yourself and sounding like an hypocrite as well. So fuck off. By the way, I read your blog when I can't sleep and it cures my insomnia instantly, so thank you! LMAO

Anonymous said...

"Life #3 gone. Only six left. Use them wisely."

Ohh, that's smooth... LOL. Love it.

Anonymous said...

hey wait, i am a kitty too and i posted the other day saying how much i enjoyed reading your blog. so please i hope you dont hate all cats? i come in peace. i also say meow. take care doggie

Anonymous said...

hahah sorry mjhdc but the cat has proof ... so what do you have?? can you show us??

MJHD Conspiracy said...

Anonymous said: "hahah sorry mjhdc but the cat has proof ... so what do you have?? can you show us??"

You call that evidence? Seriously? I went and looked. A chat between Bumkolo and Fuckfish, and a chat between Bumkolo and Nightmare. Oh and you trust those two self-admitted liars why? You really think Nightmare has a rep at GoDaddy? LMFAO.

This is why people should look into everything. Just because someone says they have evidence does not mean they have.

Read it all, and then come back and say which bit is actual proof that Amy does not still own MJHD.COM. By proof I mean proof, not someone that lied to the whole of MJHD before saying something in chat.

Anonymous said...

Funny that the Paypal receipt the pussy says is evidence shows no date..I reckon thats some suckers donation to MJHD from back in the day...They are all full of shit and the pussy should just go back to licking her own manpussy

Anonymous said...

watch out Mutt..you'll end up a post on bitch souza's wall. LMAO

Anonymous said...

Um...you are actually wrong. The account number hasn't changed since December because it was changed as soon as the domain was sold to Bumkolo. That's why it hasn't changed,
Bumkolo obviously just wants to keep it at GoDaddy - in his account, which was created when Aunty Amy sold it to him.
She is history....trust me on that.

Anonymous said...

oh no! killing cats, even metaphorical ones is a no-no. :(
That said, Pussy should really get a life, and you should really stop paying attention to what they write. They don't control other members nor influence anyone, but they might start to if you give them any more coverage.

Anonymous said...

I love your cynicismn and your wit, dog. And temper in a guy is a real turn-on. I don't do forums, or clues, or any of that other bullshit, but I do you...

OK, that could be taken wrong, but you know what I mean. LOL!

The cat's a doofus, with little intelligence to speak of, little to no technical skills, and yes, I'm being generous here. Throw it some catnip and watch it chase its tail....that's about all the attention it warrants.

Peace out, bb....

mjjveritas said...

Love:15

The Cat said...

"You call that evidence? Seriously? I went and looked. A chat between Bumkolo and Fuckfish, and a chat between Bumkolo and Nightmare. Oh and you trust those two self-admitted liars why? You really think Nightmare has a rep at GoDaddy? LMFAO."

Oh you read very well. Look, the dumbass poodle can't even fucking READ right. The rep isn't in with DayDream, it is BADKOLO who claimed to have the rep, you mangy mutt. Does he really? I don't give a shit one way or the other. But again, you lie, because you can't get shit right.

Next time you make a comment, try taking the stupid out of it. The more you bark, the more you show how little you actually know.

Think For Yourself,

The Cat

Pitbull said...

Practice what you preach doggie.

http://newdawgintown.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

Amy isn't gone, her dramatic exit was just a smoke screen. I can't believe anyone would believe otherwise. WTF? Whether she owns anything or not, who gives a shit. She's still in the forums, creating drama, creating bullshit, redirecting links - you'd have to be stupid not to see that. She was Queen Bee forever and you think she just graciously exited because her bluff got called? What-the-fuck-ever! Never forget that NO ONE behind a computer screen is who they seem. I could be anyone, you could be anyone, Amy could be ANYONE. This whole staying at GoDaddy makes total sense because it probably never got sold to fag boy, neither did the members info. It's still in her greasy little palms, although because she made up the majority of her members list herself, that really isn't very many to worry about. At least the Dog can sniff out the bullshit when some are too dumb to see it for themselves and no stupid de-clawed feline is going to tell me otherwise. Go choke up a fur ball you sick feral barn cat - the dog rules!

Anonymous said...

What does Pitbull (who is actually Cat) mean when it says it cant read Dutch...What a load of fucking bullshit...At the end of your little Youtube crap Dutch words come up showing that it was made in Dutchieland...So Souza or Mo whichever one of you lesbos it is youve been caught out...You just cant help yourselves & create drama...You both are the most fucked up drama queens i have ever seen....No wonder no cock will go near you...Now FUCK OFF

Anonymous said...

GET REAL PEOPLE!! the blogger knows NOTHING! why should amy still own mjhd?? makes no sense..does it?? It is just a fu****** forum! a forum...you`re fighting because of a FORUM.. LMAO

Anonymous said...

I am starting to get the feeling that "Conspiracy", "The Cat" and "Pitbull" may all be the same person.

Anonymous said...

Pitbull & Cat are just boring old cunts.
What's way more exciting is wozniack & SkylinexBleedsxRed starting a romantic lesbo online relationship. ROFL! Seems like woz is the woman and Skyline has taken the male part. LMFAO!!!

Anonymous said...

@the cat: I told you before the cat were lazy... Please go have a nap... You must be tired cuz you wake up! You need at least 23H55 minutes to sleep. You have only five minutes to eat healthy and drink water... Then after few years you can use your brain!
MJHDC is the B.E.S.T.

Anonymous said...

Can you post more pics of Badkolo please? I'm jonesin. Thank you.

anonymous 3 said...

@pitbull : originality is obviously not your strong point you ugly dog.....woehaha
You must be the knight in shining armor to that poor little pussy of a copycat.... haha maybe too afraid to be one of a kind.. pff you're just as boring as that claw- and teethless cat

anonymous 3 said...

OMG, we are all no more than zoology students here, first we have the bulldog, then we have a copycat (shame on you cat for using a tiger's picture, you're not worthy since you're clawless..haha) and then a pitbull and now ladies and gentlemen here we have ... the dobermann (real cowards those dogs, kicked his eye out while he was attacking me in the back..tss tss) http://dobermannbites.blogspot.com/
You dirty cat and dogs (my deepest apologies for the concerned animals/mammals) there is only 1 ORIGINAL and that's my doggie Conspiracy, so whatever you say or do, it has all been done and said before ... get a life you poor creatures....get lost

ROFL said...

OMG stop the animal names fight that's just stupid wtf ? mwahaha...

btw you are the stupid one , cat doesn't need 23H55 of sleep! where the heck did you get that XD!! and pitbull are beautiful dogs

wow beaucause of you i'm talking nonsense

Im reading too much BS , hilarious XD , really but i like it

The Gorilla said...

Love? Peace? Unfortunately not at the MJHD Conspiracy blog.

http://thegorillaroars.blogspot.com

Pitbull said...

Anonymous said...
What does Pitbull (who is actually Cat) mean when it says it cant read Dutch...What a load of fucking bullshit...At the end of your little Youtube crap Dutch words come up showing that it was made in Dutchieland...So Souza or Mo whichever one of you lesbos it is youve been caught out...You just cant help yourselves & create drama...You both are the most fucked up drama queens i have ever seen....No wonder no cock will go near you...Now FUCK OFF


I assume you are Dutch, that is probably why you see Dutch words at the end of the video. Set the language to English and try again, then come back.
Like our doggie, you seem to express your frustrations by cursing. Impotence and a lack of intelligence in my honest opinion.

Anonymous said...

Souza is a sick thing. Loves causing trouble.
Ugly personality to boot.
Seems to be paranoid schitzophrenic with some
serious drug use.
I hope it gets help soon.

Anonymous said...

OMG Conspiracy, you are FAMOUS! Everyone wants to be like you! Hahahaha! At least they could be original... LMAO!

The Cat said...

"then we have a copycat (shame on you cat for using a tiger's picture, you're not worthy since you're clawless..haha)"

Hey, ditz. Get your eyes checked, it's not a tiger in my pic, it is a JAGUAR. It's not so hard to tell the difference. Spots versus stripes.

The rest of you people are fucking hilarious. Look at you all, supporting the mutt. Eating out of his hand. THIS is why I say THINK FOR YOURSELF. The mutt is effectively your brains right now. Detach your noses from his ass, and wake the hell up.

Think For Yourself,

The Cat

Anonymous said...

I assume you are Dutch, that is probably why you see Dutch words at the end of the video. Set the language to English and try again, then come back.
Like our doggie, you seem to express your frustrations by cursing. Impotence and a lack of intelligence in my honest opinion.

Im actually an Aussie you cunt...There is no way no fucking Dutchie crap is on my AUSSIE pc..I looked up a translation for the words to see what landuage it is you fucking mole...
Now what comeback do you have you useless pussy

Pitbull said...

Anonymous said...

Im actually an Aussie you cunt...There is no way no fucking Dutchie crap is on my AUSSIE pc..I looked up a translation for the words to see what landuage it is you fucking mole...
Now what comeback do you have you useless pussy


I'm a Pitbull, not a pussy, I have a dick, not a cunt and you better look outside to check where you are, cause I ain't a Dutchie. Make a screenshot and show some proof, here's mine: http://newdawgintown.blogspot.com/2010/02/to-anonymous.html

2dogsfucking said...

lol@mole
gives anonymous at 5.31pm away straight up

gotta love that word

I did not write the comment about wozniack & SkylinexBleedsxRed either before frigging tries to pin it in on me like they have done before

Anonymous said...

Pussy said: "The rest of you people are fucking hilarious. Look at you all, supporting the mutt. Eating out of his hand. THIS is why I say THINK FOR YOURSELF. The mutt is effectively your brains right now. Detach your noses from his ass, and wake the hell up."

Pussy, hellooo? I can't speak for everyone, but the reason why I am here reading and commenting on this blog in the first place is because I saw the shit going on in the hoax forums and DECIDED NOT to be a part of that circus. I am not brainwashed by the Dutchies, and I am not brainwashed by the Dog - He is simply my "voice", if you will. I can't always tell if some of the things that Conspiracy claims are true, but I still agree with many of his opinions.

If you disagree with the Dog, fine. But I don't need you or any other fucking animal to tell me to wake up. And what do you want us to wake up to? To YOUR truths? Do you want people to eat out of YOUR hand? No thanks. If you want people to read your truths, at least make it original and entertaining, like the Dog. Otherwise I'm not gonna waste my time reading you bullshit.

Anonymous said...

LMAOROFL@the romantic lesbo online relationship comment above! I noticed that too. They must be reading this blog, seeing they stopped right there in their tracks, lol!! Those people are freaks man! All they ever talk about is how they are sick, and taking their meds, feeling like shit, unable to sleep and having asthma and anxiety attacks. Stuff like that, you know. WTF??

anonymous 3 said...

@Anonymous 4:16: AMEN! I completely agree ...
@Those other animals: you all must have a whole lot of time on your paws in that zoo of yours having nothing else to do than ganging up(too chicken perhaps to take him on on your own) on a thorough bread. Don't forget, the bulldog was here first... Hope you have copyrights Conspiracy, you could get rich...lmao

Anonymous said...

After the cat, after the pitbull.. what kind of other animals will we have online?? A hippopotamus?? I prefer to stay here... this place is safer

Anonymous said...

LOL @ the drama of the flea circus. Copy "cats" indeed. Conspiracy is informative and funny as hell. Why go anywhere else? No need. It's all rolled up into one nice little package here. :) I think they just can't take the heat, so they tried to start their own little weenie roast and their flame just went out. HAHAHAHA!

Anonymous said...

I reckon the other lesbo animals are just jealous of the attention Conspiracy is getting so being drama queens they have to stick their stinky pussies in to be noticed...Its just typical drama lesbos behaviour, they cant stand the fact that all attention is not directed to them so they have to invent drama..

Dr Phil

Anonymous said...

LMFAO @ "Dr Phil"! Hahaha!

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