2/19/2010

Arise Sir Henda

Just when you thought it was safe to get on the Internet again, after the Nigerian bankers have left with their emails promising millions along comes Sir Henda of Newcastle. Like a knight in shining armor he is coming to the rescue of Chris and his parents.

"Today i learned that a family friend who lives 2 houses away from my mother had her house broken into the day before she returned from holiday with her son and husband. They took just about everything they could get there hands on in the short amount of time that they could. Anyway, they took chris's xbox 360 which is he completely adores. Before i moved into my own place a few years ago we went to a BBQ at his parents house once and all we did was play XBOX while everyone was out in the back eating food and having a drink. He is a cool kid, and i feel so sorry for him and only wish i could buy him a new one.

Now as far fetched as some of you may think this sounds, i want to let you know i am being totally honest, and most of you who know me from previous months know that i am honest person, and so i am asking you a huge favour. Below is a link, and yes it is a referral website and yes you have to use your credit card as such to complete an order in order for me to recieve a referral.

Straight away i want to put your mind at rest and let you know that no, this is'nt one of those scam websites, and it has actually aired an Advert on TV over the past few days.

I am not here to feed you any sad sob story, but if i could i would buy him a new one straight out of my pocket, but that is not the case.

After scouting around on forums, i have been told that if i get the referrals quickly, then all you have to do is cancel the offer after the console is recieved, and it is his birthday in 12 days time and i hoping to give it to him then.

So what i was told was....sign up using my referral link http://consoles.freebiejeebies.co.uk/155177 , and then complete the offer known as HOMESTEAD and sign up using your card. you do have 30 days and i myself have signed. So by the time your 30 days expire i would of recieved the console and given it to chris by then, and you can cancel the account on homestead without getting charged.

I whole heartedly hope you don't think i'm trying to pull the cotton wool over your eyes and con you, because thats not what i am doing at all."

Fuck off. You have to be kidding me. Henda has been a member of MJHD.NET for less than a month and everything he is posting involves making money.

There is no proof Chris exists. But if he does he lost an XBox 360. Fucking big deal. Who gives a shit? I'm sure that is all his parents would be worried about. Has he no friends who can lend him an old PS2 or an XBox? Admittedly not as fun, but hey something is better than nothing.

And then are members expected to purchase a TV for him to play this XBox 360 on? And remember no lame TV it has to be a LCD Widescreen preferably 32".

Henda throws up some suspicious link to the Freebie Jeebies website. Definitely somewhere that sounds trustworthy enough to start putting credit card details in. Sounds like some website that is just waiting for some sucker to put their credit card details in.

Why does this XBox 360 have to go to Henda and not straight to Chris? And why is Henda going to give it to him on his 12th birthday? Are members expected to buy a present that Henda can give to Chris?

Fucking scam after scam. First the wristbands, and now a XBox 360. What next - members expected to chip in on Henda buying some new fishing gear? Fucking cunt is sticking it to the members like an Irish Catholic priest sticking it to some little kid. If Henda would have been honest he would of put the truth:

"Hi my name is Henda. Bend over and take it up the ass and I'll get an XBox 360"

I'm all for helping people out. But if everything was allegedly taken I'm sure there is more important things a family need than an XBox 360. And that is if the family even exists.

Fucking hell, we could add he is a cancer sufferer and contact the Make-A-Wish foundation.

Dear MAW Foundation,

There is this guy called Henda, I know what you are thinking but it really is a guy's name, and anyway he needs new fishing gear and a season ticket to watch Newcastle United. If you could get Chris Jericho to present it to him that'd be great as he really loves him - yes in a sick sort of way (just kidding). Oh and he doesn't have cancer, but if I say he does you might actually do something.

One last thing, he does a lot for lots of people. Chris and his family had everything stolen by thieves and the biggest concern was a XBox 360. Yeah I know it sounds suspicious (I blogged about it sounding suspicious) but if you do it he'll stop asking various forum members for money for some cause that isn't really a cause.

Thanks

The Dog.

Peace.

35 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hang on, let me get out my cards. Visa, Master Card, Discover, American Express - all exceptable I hope. LMAO
Who would fall for such shit?

Anonymous said...

HEEHEEHEEEHEE
oh dog, youre the bestest!

henda needs a glue gun and some craft books.

xox
hasil

3D said...

Sad, so fucking sad. When will all this maddness ends? Oh, yeah, when pigs fly!

Iloveyoumore said...

Holy crap that was funny. I'm not sure if it was supposed to be that funny or I'm just super exhausted, but ~damm~ I found it incredibly funny. I completely agree that the whole xBox saga makes the entire plea for help as stupid as all fuck -- I'm totally against video games for kids to begin with. They should be outside climbing trees and playing Kick the Can and shit. If he had lost his stuffed rabbit or his bike or something I would be more apt to have sympathy. Thanks for the awesome post.

Anonymous said...

omg that is hilarious!! and scary too. i would never trust giving my cc info to someone like the place he mentioned. but boy was your story funny! thanks for making me LOL so late at night!

Anonymous said...

Henda is and always will be a fuckin moron. He's extremely annoying, dumb & greedy. Did you read the other day how aggressive he gets when getting called out? Like when he stole all of bec's words and turned them into a video, put it up on Youtube & never mentioned bec's name until he got asked to do so over a period of time. Then he called other members idiots, right there in the thread. He never got a warning, instead he got smiles, flowers & understanding from 1 of the mods. I think it was MJ4everLOVE. He's a right cunt. He needs to be banned for all that shit! He even applied for being a mod there. Wtf? Oh, of course! wozniack is in the freebie industrie too, she's a professional there and the 2 of them happen to be good friends. Cunts! Total fucking cunts! Hope that place goes down in flames. Just like the other one.

Anonymous said...

LOL Henda is so fake!
The next step is to open an account for donations, reference: help to gold-plate henda's ass.

PibbExtra said...

Yeah hendafag a planes flying in from oh i really give a fuck to give you a donation.

anonymous 3 said...

Hahaha, this is so funny... lol @ Hasil; I can picture Henda putting glue everywhere except in the craft books....roflmao

Anonymous said...

Here's your boy Henda11:
http://i47.tinypic.com/125g7rb.jpg
LMAOROFL!!! Fresh from the archives! ;-)

Anonymous said...

Here's a slightly enhanced version:
http://de.tinypic.com/view.php?pic=125g7rb&s=6
LOL!! LMAO!!! What a tard!!! ROFL!!!

Anonymous said...

"dimmer louise wrote: I agree I would not give out my credit card details as well but Henda is not a Scammer. He has been around since the days of the Old MJHD. As for the wristbands he has gone to a lot of trouble to organize these for us so don't judge him please. He is one of the good guys...."
Copy from the thread

LMAO! Yeaaah he is sooo damn honest and a really REALLY good guy...

Anonymous said...

I bet people will believe it. They believe all the stupid theories about Michael, why wouldn't the dumb believe this?

Finnlady77 said...

Well written again, dog. I hope people won't fall for Henda's lies.

anonymous 3 said...

the topic is locked now, don't think any member fell for it or maybe that's just wisfull thinking ....lmbo

Anonymous said...

Those mods are a bunch of idiots anyway. The blind leading the naked. That's all there is. Good luck to them, they're gonna need it. LOL!
I mean: who in their right state of mind wants to participate in that forum? And why? And what for? For people like Henda11, perhaps. LMAO!

Anonymous said...

LMAO !I saw it over here yesterday and my only tought was when it'll appear on your blog.He's got some nerve ! As always you did a hilarious post ! Thumbs up

Anonymous said...

And to the people bitching about this forum,I have to say I'm member over here,and it doesn't mean that there is only idiots and sheeples.I read the Dog blog and I love it.What's your fucking problem with being over this forum ? Who do you think you are ? You can be on these forum and love the Dog Entries on this blog..What is your way of thinking ? So narrow-minded...Just like Souza and Mo that you hate so much ^^

Anonymous said...

SCAM! People hold on to your credit cards. It is a shame damn thief; Homestead ROFLMAO. Did anyone receive those cheap wristbands as yet?


The Queen

Anonymous said...

Dimmer Lousie you are an ass. It is a friggin hoax death forum; not a damn charity scam association. I wonder how the hell; you got the position to be a mod. You should be fired; and banned with flames from there. No one was rude to Henda; your damn comprehension is off. As a mod you should have issued; a warning to Henda. I am not against helping others; which I do help others. I know a scam when I see one. You are condoning that mess dimmer louise; you ought to be ashamed of your damn self. Resign NOW! Your grade as a mod is F-.



The Queen

Finnlady77 said...

I agree with you Anonymous at 7:07. You can be a member of hoax forums, but like reading this blog, too. And you don't have to agree with everything on those forums. I just want to say that you should be careful where they are trying to lead you at.

And the narrow-minded people.. You could not find any better example like M & S. How those people can be so full of themselves. It makes me feel sick. And that copy and paste research.. Oh yeah..

Anonymous said...

@ Anonymous 7:07 PM

Yeah, right.. LMAOROFL!!!
Hi moron! How are you today? ROFL!!!

Finnlady77 said...

Hey another moron, should you be copying and pasting your "illuminati symbols" to your forum instead of messing around here(, too)?

anonymous 3 said...

@Finnlady : I agree, not much ingenuity nor originality in copying and pasting and most certainly not in taking credit for it...

Anonymous said...

I agree, Finnlady is a light in the dark, isn't she? So original, so self righteous! A true gem. She should join the mods over at the .net forum. She'd fit in just perfectly. ROFL!!!

d.o. said...

"Henda is and always will be a fuckin moron. He's extremely annoying, dumb & greedy. Did you read the other day how aggressive he gets when getting called out? Like when he stole all of bec's words and turned them into a video, put it up on Youtube & never mentioned bec's name until he got asked to do so over a period of time. Then he called other members idiots, right there in the thread. He never got a warning, instead he got smiles, flowers & understanding from 1 of the mods. I think it was MJ4everLOVE. He's a right cunt. He needs to be banned for all that shit! He even applied for being a mod there. Wtf? Oh, of course! wozniack is in the freebie industrie too, she's a professional there and the 2 of them happen to be good friends. Cunts! Total fucking cunts! Hope that place goes down in flames. Just like the other one."
Yes, I was the one being attacked while only pointing out the facts. How they are so quick to support without even knowing what the hell they are supporting and what kind of action they are condoning. I think Tom Sneddon himself would've come out of that place with hugs and flowers and teddy bears if only he had made a thread.

Anonymous said...

@3:29pm Oh, shut the fuck up d.o., you fat Serbian Anna.K asslicker. How does her brown shit taste, big girl? Are you creaming all over yourself? LMAO!! Fuck off and stop your incessant whining.

Anonymous said...

LOL @ 6.36PM...You made my day...Time to cream away!!!

Diana Jean said...

I sent Henda a PM stating that
I would be willing to help in exchange for
info on the house that was broken into.
(Such as names and adress so I could search for a police report)
I told him that if it's true I would be more than willing to give my credit card number to help out.

Well, big fat suprise Henda read the message and never responded. If he was really dedicated to helping he would have answered me.

It is a scam, nobody give him your number.
Also, somehow the minimum number of wrist bands that needed to be ordered went from 100 to 500 so he needs more people to order.

Big Fat Scam.

d.o. said...

(lol, why do I have so much haters? However, I do prefer the name "serbian stinkwhore" thank you very much.)
Thank you Diana Jean for looking into this. Is there a link to that particular thread on mjhd.net? More people should know about the scam. I can't believe mods are supporting this. This is so wrong...

Anonymous said...

Wow, thanks for the info Diana Jean. You rock!

Anonymous said...

Henda just wants a new toy, LOL. Useless bastard.

Your Shadow said...

Now here I thought that it was just the non-believer forums conning their members. One forum solicits money for hand-made bracelets and tells members that all proceeds will support orphanges that MJ used to visit.

It was bound to happen on the hoax forums. I guess that henda should be given credit for the creative lie. Hell he could have said that it was money toward some MJ related charity or event. At least he didn't dirty Mjs name with this crap.

Anonymous said...

Seems like over at MJHD.net, Henda has some 'splainin' to do. Looks like the alleged MJ Wristband order has risen from 100 to 500. Surprisingly, Henda hasn't answered any posters questions as to WHY they have to order a shit-load more wristbands! I just hope these people haven't given him/her money already!

http://www.michaeljacksonhoaxdeath.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=37&t=3865&start=30

Anonymous said...

Funny how he first wanted to sell wristbands, then wanted an XBox for some homeless kid, and now that wristband order jumped X 5. If you can't get money for the XBox (coughs) that way, might as well scam the members another way. In either case, the members are getting screwed and he's laughing all the way to the bank. My advice - make your own damn bracelets and save getting the shaft by someone you know absolutely nothing about.

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