1/31/2010

The S&M Forum Just Cannot Help Themselves

We have had the twin theory, the movie theory, the dog autopsy theory, and the Illuminati theory. And just when you thought they had done enough damage destroying Michael Jackson's name they find another target to pick on. And who is the lucky winner? None other than Elvis Presley.

According to the topic entitled "Elvis Presley Son Of Satan and Bush Bloodline?" Michangelo put down the crack pipe long enough to decide, and type, that Elvis is the son of Satan. And how do we know this? Because there are three 6's. Oh, it all makes perfect sense now.

This is how it can be proven that Elvis is the Son of Satan:

He was 42 years old when he died - 4+2=6
He died on August 16 - (1+6)+8=15 ... 1+5=6
He died in the year 1977 - 1+9+7+7=24 ... 2+4=6

Fucking hell, I'd never realized, Elvis Presley is the Son of Satan. And all because he died on August 16, 1977.

But wait. It wasn't Elvis' choice to die on August 16, 1977 it was planned by the Illuminati. They had a meeting on August 14, 1977 and decided that as nobody had anything planned the Illuminati should make sure Elvis dies on August 16, 1977. Luckily for the Illuminati his body was discovered at 2:30PM. Which meant they still had time to get a round of golf in - no point wasting the whole day.

There is more. Elvis is related to George W. Bush. That is it I'm sold on the theory. I am going to find every Elvis track and play it backwards to see what sort of messages come out.

But if Elvis is related to George Bush, and the whole Bush bloodline, would that not make him protected by the Illuminati as one of their own? And it is not like Elvis was sending some great message of LOVE like Michael that may or may not interfere with the Illuminati plans of world domination.

Luckily, in this instance, the following posts on the topic mostly disagree with the whole idea.

Just when you think it is safe to go back along comes Michangelo again with the revelation that ELVIS is an anagram of EVILS.

If you were not already sold on the idea that should have done it. Forget that ELVIS is also an anagram of LIVES. It is not important. So we should all put some Elvis tracks on our iPod and head out to find a virgin to kill and sacrifice to Horus.

Peace.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG I was just about to tell you about that thread and here it is, LOL. It's like you read my mind sometimes, Conspiracy...

(Wait. It must be because you brainwashed me!! Oh nooooo!!) LMAO.

Yeah that forum just keeps on getting weirder and weirder by the day. What's next: the Gold Pants were created by the Illuminati to control the minds of women? LOL! (It worked with me, heheh!)

Anonymous said...

So LMP is the daughter of Satan? And MJ was married with the daughter of Satan?

LMAO!

Anonymous said...

mmmm, the link doesnt work for me... takes me to the "why people get banned" thread Souza made.

Anyone got a working link to the thread?

Anonymous said...

Confused?
That link doesn't go to the thred you're talking about. I can't find that thred anywhere...?

anonymous 3 said...

roflmao...had read the thread, couldn't believe what I was reading...haha
Hopefully it is just one crackhead believing in that theory, really can't imagine others buying into that crap.
PS : your link redirects to the thread about why and when members are being banned...
Think you mean this one :
http://michaeljacksonhoaxforum.com/phpb2/vieuwtopic.php?f=90&t=4430 (this should be right ... hope so coz for some reason I can't copy and paste)

MJHD Conspiracy said...

My bad. I attributed the wrong hyperlink. It has now been fixed to point to the correct thread.

Anonymous said...

This is the type of thing that gives ALL hoaxers a bad reputation.

MOST of us have worked damn hard over the last 7 months to make sense of things and up until recently the theories and findings were of great quality. BS like this is what overshadows from the real investigation. I think people forget that sometimes.

I fear that a large majority of people on the forum at the moment have just jumped onto the bandwagon and that's why I don't post on there anymore. I never thought I would say this, but I miss the good old MJHD and mjkit days.

Anonymous said...

well,actually i am devils daughter...
no joke,i was born 6.6.1977...........
i should change my life finally into something evil...

Anonymous said...

"So we should all put some Elvis tracks on our iPod and head out to find a virgin to kill and sacrifice to Horus."

first lets meet up at the Tomb. im sure we could find some Yalies to go rule the world with us in the name of satan. i can be there in ten. really. anyone??

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