1/30/2010

In The Dog YOU Will Trust - Allegedly

Allegedly I am in to brainwashing everyone who views this blog. Not sure how I started brainwashing everyone; but if it is working you are all now calling yourselves "Puppies" and are under my complete control.

I did a little bit of research into brainwashing - well, actually about 3 minutes on a Google search to see if there was any comparisons to brainwashing techniques and this blog. I couldn't find anything that proves I am some brainwashing psychopath that is intent on ruling the world.

It is at times like this I wish I had a furry white cat to stroke as I hold the entire world to ransom with a blog about the bullshit, stupidity, and downright ignorance that exists in some of the forums that are investigating Michael's hoaxed death.

I use this blog to put some of the things that I find - and I call a spade a spade. If see a couple of people acting like dictators I call them dictators. And if I want to add humor in at the same time and call those same dictators lesbians I do. As a side note the lesbian theory of the Double Dong team is because they always sign as "Souza & Mo" as if they are joined as partners. Nothing more. It is not some homophobic rant that all homosexuals and lesbians will burn in hell.

And as for me desecrating the American flag by having it linked with my words. Big fucking deal. If you really want to get picky about this sort of thing about 60% of the world population feels that governments are corrupt. So we should pull the flag off the White House - don't want a corrupt government associated with the stars and stripes. Actually pull it off every federal building in the country just to make sure it remains pure and untainted by the politicians and the alleged Illuminati that run the politicians.

Yes I used the flag to point out the freedom of speech. Yes I used a picture of Hitler and Goering to depict dictatorship. But no I did not force anyone to pledge allegiance to the flag or to a picture of a dog.

It is merely a blog. I put my thoughts out there for people to read. I do not force anyone to agree with them. And as for me bashing all those that do not agree - you will find that is called debate; when two opposing ideas are debated. If people read this blog and think "That is fucked up, this person must be heavily medicated in a secure mental wing somewhere" then so be it. But at the same time if people read this blog and go and look at what is happening and form their own opinions that is great too.

As for the word "Peace" at the end of every post. That is merely a word. I could put "Fuck" at the end of every post. But I put "Peace". Why? Because I can. No other reason. It does not mean that I contradict myself. If you want to go back to the old CB days I could just as simply put"Over".

And back to the brainwashing:



Peace.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

LMFAOROFL!
You are hilarious!
Love the vid!

Anonymous said...

LOLOLOLOL.....I almost spilled my hot chocolate all over myself watching this video. You are hilarious!!

Anonymous said...

Okay, I think you're the biggest jerk-off that I've seen in awhile, but THAT was funny! That said, I do think you're a hypocrite. Yes, you make fun of people who are broke. You make fun of people who happen to live in a trailer. You make fun of a lot of people. As for truth, you have been wrong on many occasions. This is not to say that you're always wrong, but when you are why not admit it? Eitehr way, I read your blog. Don't know why. Maybe I am brainwashed OMG. You're still a jerk though.

Anonymous said...

hey, i just saw on youtube that "somebody" was making vidz about the smouza crap...
anyboy know who it is making this stuff??

ROFL said...

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOFLLLLLLLLLLMAOOOOOOOO
HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG i couldn't stop laughing hahahaha
HATE LOVE HATE LOVE NEW WORD ORDER NEW WORLD ORDER haha cracks me upppppppp X'D !!!!!

Iloveyoumore said...

Hahaha! Ok this one definitely takes the cake. I don't care who the fuck you are, if you don't find this absolutely hilarious there is something seriously not right with you. Thanks for ruining my keyboard TB. LOL!

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha! The video cracked me up! Keep doing your thing Conspiracy, don't worry about the haters! :D

Anonymous said...

Im under your spell...Do with me as you wish...Doggie

Anonymous said...

Hey bitch (sorry, can't see the right gender of the dog, haha). Seems like people can really think for themselves instead of eating out of your hand. Care to comment?

http://mjhdctherevelation.blogspot.com/2010/01/cat-is-out-of-bag.html

Anonymous said...

Thanks for those subliminal messages. Lolll

MJHD Conspiracy said...

Anonymous said: "Hey bitch (sorry, can't see the right gender of the dog, haha). Seems like people can really think for themselves instead of eating out of your hand. Care to comment?

http://mjhdctherevelation.blogspot.com/2010/01/cat-is-out-of-bag.html"

Yeah. I had look at your blog. Seems you have some things you want to share. Makes sense; write it in a blog and see what people say. Good luck with that.

On the funnier side remember Dogs rule Cats drool.

Peace. (Just because I know it pisses you off.)

MJHD Conspiracy said...

Kind of funny we now have a blog about a blog about a hoax within a hoax. Oh wait that has already been done. They didn't last either.

Anonymous said...

The cat's blog is so lame that i couldnt even bring myself to post a comment..So Cat, Fuck Off you are a loser...No originality at all so you will fail

3D said...

I am brainwashed. MJDHC is my master. I do not think anymore for myself. I am his slave. I will do whatever he commands. I am mindless. We are ONE!

Hell, this is so damn funny! I think I peed in my panties watching this. And no it was not in a cup.

The Cat said...

Your ego will be your downfall. Just because other blogs about you never lasted doesn't mean mine won't. Do not underestimate the cat.

Oh, and one more thing. You got that backwards. Cats rule and dogs drool.

Think For Yourself

The Cat

Anonymous said...

LOL that was really subtle

Anonymous said...

@The cat... I have a cat.. My cat's 11 years old.. And I know cats very weell. I can swear.. most of the cats are the most selfish animal on earth. A cat spents most of his time sleeping 13 to 18 hours per day and eating.. A cat is by definition L.A.Z.Y...
How many hours the cat is awake.. 11 to 6 hours... So know because you have slept too much, you must be very tired.. go to sleep NOW!!
It's better for your health...

Anonymous said...

I......TRUST......DOG! (monotone)

BTW, I missed the indoctrination class for the 'pledge to the dog'. Can I schedule a make-up? LOL!

Puppy #356

Anonymous said...

Yawn! Cat you are boring go and live your life you cannot buy one. Stay on your stupid blog. Quit coming here you ole Jimmy swaggart reject. You are as dumb as a door nail ; lazy heffer with rocks for a brain. Conspiracy rock!

The Queen

Anonymous said...

A dog and now a cat?? oh boy, it`s like a bad Batman movie... where is the penguin..?? LMAO

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